“We plan. We get there. All hell breaks loose.”

Deathly Hallows

The final installment of Harry Potter’s tale [we are disregarding Cursed Child because in my opinion, it was terrible.  I have seriously read better fanfiction.]  The movie was split into two parts (which became the trend for several series, like Twilight and Hunger Games, then fell out of practice); which, considering how much was packed into the last book and how difficult it would be to trim it down, makes sense.  Bill Nighy (who we know from Pirates of the Caribbean as Davy Jones) joins as the new Minister of Magic, Rufus Scrimgeour [he showed up in the book of Half-Blood Prince.]  We briefly see Michelle Fairley (we know her more as Catelyn Stark from Game of Thrones, but she was also Princess Augusta in Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story) as Mrs. Granger at the start of the first part, and we finally meet on-screen the eldest Weasley child, Bill, played by Domhnall Gleeson (son of Brendan Gleeson, ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody.  But we also see Domhnall in the Star Wars sequel trilogy as General Hux.)

Part 2, we meet Kelly Macdonald (the voice of Merida in Brave; she also appeared in Goodbye Christopher Robin [depressing, I do not recommend watching], and she was Evangeline in Nanny McPhee) as Helena Ravenclaw and Ciarán Hinds (Mance Rayder in Game of Thrones, Firmin in Phantom of the Opera, and Lord Tarleton in Amazing Grace) as Aberforth Dumbledore.

The book opens with a meeting between the Death Eaters and Voldemort at Malfoy Manor, with conflicting reports on when Harry Potter will be moved.  Snape has his own sources and they differ from the infiltrated Ministry of Magic.  Voldemort declares “I shall attend to the boy in person.  There have been too many mistakes made where Harry Potter is concerned.  Some of them have been my own.  That Potter lives is due more to my errors than to his triumph (pg. 6).”  The marriage between Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin is discussed, with Voldemort telling Bellatrix to prune her family tree.  Voldemort proceeds to then murder Charity Burbage, the Muggle Studies teacher from Hogwarts, who taught her students to get along with Muggles; Voldemort would rather subjugate them.  Charity pleads for help from Snape, but gets none.  Draco is a bit disturbed now, seeing a teacher murdered in front of him.  The Malfoys are still disgraced, and no doubt, Draco is learning that being a follower of Lord Voldemort is not as glorious as he imagined.

The film instead opens with Minister of Magic Rufus Scrimgeour giving a speech that the Wizarding World faces dark times, and also declaring that the Ministry remains strong.  It is well delivered by Bill Nighy, though the close up really makes it in your face.  We then actually witness Hermione wiping the memory of herself from her parents and leaving home.  We barely see the Dursleys leave, then we circle back to the scene at the Malfoy Manor.  Bellatrix shows bloodlust; this certainly is no longer a story for young children.  While Voldemort gives his little lecture on his thoughts on Muggleborns, I couldn’t help but think that Voldemort is a walking hypocrite (not that we’re surprised).  He despises Muggles and the mixture of Muggles and wizards, yet he himself is the product of that mixture.  Which is why he hates it.  Recall in the book Half-Blood Prince, he figured his mother was Muggle due to dying; those with magic won’t die.  Then when he discovers that the opposite is true, he makes sure to go back and kill his Muggle relatives, then desecrate the grave and use his father’s bone in his resurrection potion.  And most of these Death Eaters don’t know the truth.

Meanwhile, Harry is getting ready to leave Privet Drive for good.  He will soon be seventeen and “of age” in the Wizarding World.  The Dursleys are being moved to a new home for their own protection; once Harry leaves Privet Drive, all protections that were there because of Lily will break and make anyone still there vulnerable.  Harry wonders to himself “what did you say to one another at the end of sixteen years’ solid dislike (pg. 36)?”  But Dudley attempts to make peace with his cousin, even asking his father why Harry isn’t coming with them.  He tells his cousin “I don’t think you’re a waste of space (pg. 40),” and they part with shaking hands.  Harry takes one last look under the stairs before the Order arrives, comprised of Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Bill, Hagrid, Arthur, Mad-Eye Moody, Tonks, Remus, Fleur, Kingsley Shacklebot, and Mundungus Fletcher.  Half of them will take Polyjuice Potion to look like Harry and then are assigned a protector, all in order to confuse the Death Eaters and Voldemort.  It is rather humorous in the film.  Harry dislikes the idea, but Hermione gets the hair anyway.  They’ll fly, by various means, to various safe houses.  Hagrid will take the real Harry in Sirius Black’s old bike, in an echo of how Harry first arrived at Privet Drive.

But the group is set upon as soon as they leave.  Harry refuses to fight dirty; he won’t be like the Death Eaters, and this gives him away.  Hedwig is killed in the fight [and we cry]; “the owl had been his companion, his one link with the magical world whenever he had been forced to return to the Dursleys (pg. 67),” and once the Death Eaters know which is the real Harry, Voldemort shows up.  Harry’s wand acts of its own accord and manages to save Harry.  He lands with a knocked about Hagrid at Tonks’ parents’ home, then takes a Portkey to the Burrow.  Everyone anxiously waits for the others to return.  George is now missing an ear, thanks to Snape.  He manages to joke with Fred he is saintlike now, because he’s holey.  Remus tells Harry off for not being more decisive in his casting, but Harry retorts he won’t blast someone just because they’re there, that’s Voldemort’s tactic.  Word also comes that Mad-Eye Moody is dead.  This makes Harry want to leave immediately; he doesn’t want anyone else dying for him, but Ron talks him round.  This has always been bigger than Harry.  Besides, they won’t last two days without Hermione.  They also have to stay for Bill and Fleur’s wedding, and Molly has gotten wind that the trio does not intend to return to Hogwarts.  They keep very quiet about the task that Dumbledore set them.  Hermione is making sure they’re prepared, even bringing along some books, to which Ron cracks “I forgot we’ll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library (pg. 95).”  She’s also modified her parents’ memories and sent them to Australia.  They’ll be safe and not know that they have a daughter.  When Harry tries to protest, she retorts “didn’t [he] realize that Ron and I know perfectly well what might happen if we come with you (pg. 97)?”

“The measure they had taken to protect their families made him realize, more than anything else could have done, that they really were going to come with him and that they knew exactly how dangerous that would be (pg. 99).”  [Not quite, as we will see.]  They make what plans they can, dodging Molly.  Harry wants to visit Godric’s Hollow, mainly for sentimental reasons, feeling that it will hold some answers.  Harry still retains a connection to Voldemort and gets glimpses of the Dark Lord asking about a man named Gregorovitch.  Harry has no idea why.  The Minister of Magic then shows up on Harry’s birthday, interrupting the festivities.  The will of Albus Dumbledore is finally reviewed and he has left items for the trio.  To Ron, his Deluminator.  To Hermione, his copy of Tales of Beedle the Bard (which has been published, along with Quidditch Through the Ages and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them [long before a movie was imagined]).  And to Harry, the Snitch he caught in his first match, as well as the sword of Godric Gryffindor.  But he can’t release the sword as it wasn’t Dumbledore’s to give away.  Harry ends up in another argument with the Minster, since he won’t become a public figure for him.

Luna Lovegood and her father, Xenophilius, attend the wedding, as does Viktor Krum.  I rather like the use of Irish music at the wedding; with all the red hair, we do rather suspect there is an Irish ancestor in the Weasley line.  It’s Krum who recognizes the symbol that Luna’s father is wearing, and names it as Grindelwald’s sign (the Dark wizard that Dumbledore defeated several decades before Tom Riddle appeared on the scene).  That clues Harry in that Gregorovitch is a wand maker; he made Viktor’s wand.  Harry ends up at a table with Ron’s great-aunt Muriel, who is discussing articles that have come out about Dumbledore’s life.  There was a touching article already run by a dear friend of Albus’s.  But Rita Skeeter promises a book soon based on the scandals of the Dumbledore family and even mentions Godric’s Hollow.  Harry starts to wonder how much he really knew about his mentor.

The wedding celebration is interrupted by news that the Ministry has fallen to the Death Eaters and the Minister of Magic is dead.  Death Eaters are on their way to the Burrow.  Guests start leaving and the trio quickly bands together and Disapperates.  In the film, Harry does try to see Ginny, but Lupin grabs him and shouts “go!”  It is vital that Harry gets away.  Hermione has everything packed in a small handbag, magically expanded inside.  They’re able to change and try to figure out their next move.  Death Eaters manage to find them and there’s a brief tussle, but they get away and head for Grimmauld Place.  Ron remarks that Harry’s the boss on this quest, though Hermione is the best at spells.  And Ron’s gotten a bit bloodthirsty now, all ready to maim the Death Eaters they’ve Stunned; maybe it was one of them that killed Mad-Eye Moody.  That idea is quickly shot down; it would draw too much attention.  Arthur sends word that the Weasleys are safe, but not to contact them; they are all being watched. 

Harry wanders the house and finds Sirius’s bedroom.  It’s been searched, but he finds a letter written to Sirius from Lily that includes a picture of baby Harry riding a toy broomstick.  They also spot Regulus’s bedroom and realize his name is Regulus Arcturus Black, making his initials R.A.B. and the same handwriting as the note in the fake locket.  Regulus was a Death Eater as a very young man and killed.  Hermione remembers another locket from their cleaning a few years ago.  They question Kreacher and find out that Mundungus Fletcher stole the locket after Sirius’ death.  The story spills out that Voldemort needed a house elf to drink the potion so he could place the locket in the cave in the first place, so Kreacher was offered.  Then Regulus had Kreacher take him to the cave later.  Regulus drank the potion and had Kreacher switch the lockets.  Kreacher was to destroy the first locket, but couldn’t manage to and Regulus was killed.  Kreacher was sworn to secrecy.  Harry starts being kinder to Kreacher and the trio are able to enjoy some comforts in Grimmauld Place.  Harry orders Kreacher to find Mundungus.  In the film, Dobby helps.  The tale continues, that Mundungus was caught by a Ministry lady, who looks like a toad and had to give her the locket.  Toad lady?  Umbridge.  So the trio start planning how to sneak into the Ministry of Magic when they are the most wanted witch and wizards in the country.

Remus stops by with some news.  The coup has been kept quiet from the public, but there have been some moves against Muggleborns.  He asks about Dumbledore’s mission and then offers to be protection for the teens.  Harry senses an ulterior motive.  In truth, Tonks has announced she is pregnant and is currently staying with her parents.  Remus feels like a big mistake has been made and fears that his child will be like him, a monster.  Harry tells Remus off and calls him a coward.  “Parents shouldn’t leave their kids – unless they’ve got to (pg. 215).”  Remus leaves.  This is completely left out of the film.  There was a brief second when the Order arrived at Privet Drive that Tonks wanted to say something, but Moody got on with the plan.

They learn that Snape is now the headmaster of Hogwarts and several Death Eaters are now teachers.  Other Death Eaters hang around outside the house, hoping to spot the teens on September 1st.  No such luck.  The plan comes together to get inside the Ministry.  They’ll use Polyjuice Potion to disguise themselves as Ministry employees, then search for the locket around Umbridge.  Of course, it does not go according to plan and they’re forced to split up.  Harry finds Umbridge’s office and digs Mad-Eye Moody’s eye out of her door.  Hermione is forced to be her secretary in a court room, demanding where a Muggleborn witch stole her wand.  Harry sneaks into the courtroom and eventually stuns Umbridge and grabs the locket off of her.  Harry reveals himself in the movie by telling Umbridge “I must not tell lies.”  Totally warranted.  They get the Muggleborns out, but are almost caught returning to Grimmauld Place.  Hermione gets them to the woods, but Ron is Splinched and wounded.  They start camping out.

Harry sees that Voldemort has found Gregorovtich, but a thief stole what he is looking for years ago.  The trio moves locations and puts up protection spells as they go.  They take turns wearing the locket as they mull over their next steps, and soon learn the lesson that a full stomach means good spirits and an empty one leads to bickering and gloom.  Ron struggles most; expecting that Harry and Hermione will come up with plans and necessities.  [This shows the truth of teenagers trying to manage an epic quest.]  They manage to overhear one evening that Ted Tonks and classmate Dean Thomas are on the run as well as news from Hogwarts.  Ginny, Luna, and Neville all got in trouble for trying to steal the sword of Gryffindor; Snape then decided to move the sword to a vault in Gringotts.  However, the goblins who are with Ted and Dean reveal that the sword there is a fake.  The goblins also feel that Harry should be out front, fighting and rallying the resistance.

The news spurs Hermione and Harry; the real sword is somewhere and being goblin-made makes it useful to destroy Horcruxes.  But Ron doesn’t join in.  Instead, he starts arguing with Harry (not helped by the fact that he’s wearing the locket).  He figured that Harry had a plan.  Harry’s been upfront with his friends about everything he knows and tells Ron if he wants to go, go.  And Ron leaves.  Harry keeps the locket.  Hermione stays, but cries the rest of the evening.  Since he passed the protective circle, Ron won’t be able to find them again.

There is a completely new scene they added for the film which sort of divides fans; Harry dances with Hermione in order to cheer her up.  Some say the filmmakers were trying to hint at a pairing between Hermione and Harry.  Others, including myself, simply view it as a friend trying to cheer another friend up.  A little odd, but not the worst thing they’ve done in the films.

Hermione turns her attention to her copy of Tales of Beedle the Bard and notes an odd mark on different pages.  The same mark that Xenophilius wore to the wedding, Grindelwald’s mark.  She also thinks it might be time to go to Godric’s Hollow; it is Godric Gryffindor’s birthplace and could be a hiding place for the real sword.  They come to the village on Christmas Eve and walk through the cemetery.  Harry makes a point in the movie saying he won’t use Polyjuice Potion (as they do in the books) to return home.  There are the graves for Dumbledore’s mother and sister, as well as an Ignotus Peverell, with the same strange mark.  Then they find Harry’s parents’ headstones (we cry alongside the teens), then the cottage that Harry lived in as a baby, with a memorial signpost in front of it.  There’s a strange woman beckoning to them from down the lane.  Harry figures it’s Bathilda Bagshot, a celebrated wizarding historian and apparently an old friend of the Dumbledores, according to Aunt Muriel.  But it’s not truly Bathilda.  It’s a snake wearing her body [creepy] and attacks Harry.  He now sees Voldemort’s side of the attack on Halloween night.  Hermione manages to get them to escape, but Harry’s wand is broken in the process.

All of this has built up anger at Dumbledore.  “He had left them to grope in the darkness, to wrestle with unknown and undreamed-of terrors, alone and unaided (pg. 351),” with nothing explained.  They took a copy of Skeeter’s book on Dumbledore and find a picture of Gellert Grindelwald inside.  Apparently, before his reign of terror, Grindelwald was a friend of Dumbledore’s as young men.  Hermione points out that Harry’s angry at this because Dumbledore never told him himself.  “Maybe I am!” Harry finally unleashes.  “Look at what he asked from me, Hermione!  Risk your life, Harry!  And again!  And again! And don’t expect me to explain everything, just trust me blindly, trust that I know what I’m doing, trust me even though I don’t trust you!  Never the whole truth!  Never (pg. 362)!” [Very good point.]  Hermione insists that Dumbledore loved Harry; he doesn’t believe her.

They next camp out in the Forest of Dean.  That evening, Harry spies a silver-white doe and decides to follow it.  It leads him to a frozen pond, in which the sword of Gryffindor hides.  Harry feels he needs to undress before diving in to show his daring and courage [dumb move, aside from he wouldn’t want to get his clothes soaking wet and cold].  However, he’s still wearing the locket, so once he tries to kick back to the surface, the evil thing tries to drown him.  Someone pulls him out…Ron.  Harry insists Ron destroy the locket.  When it opens, it hisses to Ron “second best, always, eternally overshadowed.”  It’s a bit weirder in the film, with shadowy figures of Harry and Hermione making out and for a second, when Ron plucks up the courage and stabs the thing, you wonder who was hit.  Harry insists that Hermione is simply like a sister to him.  Hermione’s not exactly leaping for joy to see Ron waltz back in; instead, she punches him.  On the one hand, Ron does have an extra wand Harry can use now.  Ron tells Harry that it was the Deluminator that led him to Harry and informs him that Voldemort’s name is now Taboo, because only those who oppose him would say his name.  That was how the Death Eaters managed to find them that first night. 

Hermione decides they should visit Luna’s father and ask about the mark he wears.  It refers to the Deathly Hallows he informs them (after acting very odd and no sign of Luna).  Tales holds the Tale of the Three Brothers, where three wizard brothers magically build a bridge over a river and then confront Death.  Death gives them three gifts for their prowess; an unbeatable wand, a stone to recall the dead, and the final brother requests an invisibility cloak like Death’s.  The eldest brother with the wand wins a duel, but is murdered in his sleep for his boasting.  The second brother recalls his lost love, but since he can’t really be with her, he kills himself.  The youngest stays hidden until he is an old man, then greets Death and walks away with him, the cloak passed on to his son.  These three objects, legends says, if united, makes the possessor the master of Death.  The three brothers were the Peverell family: Antioch, Cadmus, and Ignotus.  The very grave Harry and Hermione saw in Godric’s Hollow.  The tale in the film is done in quite frankly a creepy animation and shows images not safe for small children, like blood spatter and a swinging dead body.

The trio soon figure out that Luna is not at home and her father has been stalling for time for Death Eaters to arrive.  They’ve been holding Luna hostage and he wanted to trade Harry.  But the trio escape.  Harry begins to piece together the truth of the Hallows.  Gaunt bragged he was a descendant of Peverell, with the stone set in a ring; the very same one the Dumbledore destroyed as a Horcrux.  They figure that the ring is in the Snitch, but it still won’t open, saying only I open at the close.  And Harry’s invisibility cloak is rather remarkable; it’s been in his family for years and the charm has never worn off.  And there are rumors enough of the Elder Wand.  That is what Voldemort is after and he quite possibly doesn’t know about the Deathly Hallows.  Could it come down to Hallows versus Horcruxes?  Hermione rather put the whole story behind them.

Ron introduces them to the underground wizarding radio program Potterwatch, with some familiar hosts.  They announce deaths, such as Ted Tonks and urge wizards to protect the Muggles around them.  “Every human life is worth the same and worth saving (pg. 440).”  Tonight, Remus contributes “The Boy Who Lived remains a symbol of everything for which we are fighting; the triumph of good, the power of innocence, the need to keep resisting (pg. 441),” and urges Harry, wherever he is, to follow his instincts.  Ron learned that Remus did return to Tonks.  Again, this is all left out of the film.  Unfortunately, Harry slips as says ‘Voldemort’ in their discussion and they get caught by Snatchers.  It’s a good choice in the movie to not have a soundtrack during this scene; it’s only the sounds of the characters running and the blasts of the spells they throw.  Hermione at the last second fires a hex at Harry that makes his face swell and unrecognizable.

They’re taken to Malfoy Manor and Draco is told to take a look at them.  He hesitates about identifying them, saying it could be, but not sure.  The sword catches Bellatrix’s attention; it’s supposed to be in her vault.  She keeps Hermione to torture and Ron yells for her as they hear her screams.  Well-acted, because the audience gets shivers watching the movie.  Ron and Harry are sent to the cellars where they encounter Luna, Dean, and Ollivander, along with Griphook the goblin.  Harry pulls his piece of Sirius’ mirror out and catches a blue eye in it and asks for help.  Dobby pops in, to the rescue.  He takes the others to Shell Cottage, where Ron spent his time with Bill and Fleur after he left Harry and Hermione.  Ron and Harry attack Wormtail when he enters.  Since Wormtail owes Harry for saving his life four years’ prior, the silver hand Voldemort gifted him turns on Wormtail and strangles him. That bit is left out of the film. 

Bellatrix has called for Voldemort, who is in the middle of questioning an old man, who doesn’t have what the Dark Lord wants; the wand was never his.  Ron rushes in to save Hermione; Bellatrix has carved ‘Mudblood’ into her arm.  In the film, they never get around to calling Voldemort, though Lucius was about to; he’s interrupted by Dobby dropping a chandelier on Bellatrix.  Dobby argues he wasn’t trying to kill the evil witch, only maim or seriously injure.  Harry grabs the sword and the goblin and Dobby magics them away to Shell Cottage.  But a knife that Bellatrix threw at the last moment catches the house elf and he dies in Harry’s arms.  Harry decides to dig the elf’s grave by hand.  Even though his scar burns, he’s finally mastered the pain.  “Just as Voldemort had not been able to possess Harry while Harry was consumed with grief for Sirius, so his thoughts could not penetrate Harry now, while he mourned Dobby.  Grief, it seemed, drove Voldemort out…though Dumbledore, of course, would have said that it was love (pg. 478).”  Harry buries Dobby and carves into a rock ‘Here Lies Dobby, A Free Elf,’ as a headstone. 

The end of film one comes with Voldemort going to Dumbledore’s grave, opening it and taking the Elder Wand.  Nice, comforting scene to end on.  They repeat the scene at the beginning of Part Two, since there are about eight months between the releases.

Harry speaks to Griphook about the sword of Gryffindor and now wants to break into the Lestrange vault; there is a good chance that another Horcrux is kept there, since Bellatrix was so angry at the idea of someone in her vault.  He also questions Ollivander about wand ownership [this seems convoluted to me and either creates a plot hole or badly tries to patch a plot hole, I haven’t quite decided which], and the Elder Wand. Voldemort feels he will be truly invincible if he possesses the Elder Wand; that is what he’s been looking for, going through Ollivander, then Gregorovitch, then Grindelwald.  Then Dumbledore won it, hence the desecration of his tomb done by Voldemort.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione keep their plans quiet from Bill and Fleur.  It’s tricky negotiating with a goblin; Griphook wants the Gryffindor sword (Bill points out that goblins believe that ownership of a crafted item reverts back to the crafter, not down the purchasers’ line).  But the trio need the sword in order to destroy the rest of the Horcruxes, so Harry keeps mum on when exactly Griphook will get the sword.

Happy news arrives.  Tonks has given birth to a baby boy, Teddy.  Remus comes to announce it and ask Harry to be godfather.  To himself, with his crazy plan closing in, Harry thinks “he seemed set on course to become just as reckless a godfather to Teddy Lupin as Sirius Black had been to him (pg. 518).”  Again, left out of the film.  Hermione uses Polyjuice Potion to look like Bellatrix, and they had retrieved her wand, along with Draco’s when they fled Malfoy Manor.  But Gringotts is on the lookout, so Harry uses the Imperious Curse to control some goblins so they make it down to the oldest vaults, guarded by a dragon.  They manage to get in, but there is some difficulty getting out.  They’re successful in getting Helga Hufflepuff’s cup, but Griphook makes off with the sword and guards are alerted to intruders.  The trio escape on the dragon and jump off when they can.

Voldemort is angry at the break-in, and starting to wonder if Harry knows about the Horcruxes.  Preposterous.  For “surely if the boy had destroyed any of his Horcruxes, he, Lord Voldemort, would have known, would have felt it?  He, the greatest wizard of them all; he, the most powerful; he, the killer of Dumbledore and of how many other worthless, nameless men: How could Lord Voldemort not have known, if he, himself, most important and precious, had been attacked, mutilated (pg. 550)?”  [Someone’s got an ego.]  But Harry can’t know.  Nevertheless, he will keep Nagini close, and his thoughts stray to Hogwarts.  Harry sees all of this and now they know for certain where to go next.  In the film, Hermione argues that they need a plan.  Harry points out, “when have any of our plans ever actually worked?  We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.”  (He’s got a point).   They Apperate into Hogsmeade, which sets off an alarm.  The barman from Hog’s Head pulls them in, and the blue eyes give him away.  This is Aberforth Dumbledore, Albus’s younger brother, and it’s his eye Harry saw in the mirror and who sent Dobby to them.  But Aberforth tells Harry to go home, he’ll live longer that way.  Abandon whatever fool’s errand his brother sent him on. 

However, Harry made his choice when he dug the grave for Dobby; he will continue on the dangerous path that Albus Dumbledore set him on.  The truth comes out about Ariana; the Muggle boys who tormented her for her magic made it turn wild.  Their father went after the boys and was imprisoned for it, but the family kept the secret of Ariana so she wouldn’t be taken away.  Their mother’s death was an accident, but that meant Albus had to stave off his great plans and take care of his family.  Gellert Grindelwald just fed into Albus’s ideas of using magic to rule over Muggles, ‘for the greater good,’ though they disagreed on method.  An argument broke out between the three young men and Ariana ended up in the middle of it.  Grindelwald fled and Albus never forgave himself.  There is a portrait above the fireplace in Hog’s Head of Ariana, which actually becomes a passageway into the school.  Neville emerges and fills the trio in on what’s going on in Hogwarts while they make their way into the Room of Requirement.  Neville’s bruised for standing up for what’s right and protecting others; he’s trying to give everyone hope.  His gran’s finally proud of him, saying he’s his parents’ son and she even held her own against Death Eaters sent to kidnap her in order to quiet Neville.

It is rather wonderful in the movie that the theme starts up with the reveal that Harry has returned to Hogwarts (noticeably absent from the beginning of both Deathly Hallows).  Dumbledore’s Army wants to help Harry.  They’ve proven themselves loyal to Dumbledore, they point out when Harry protests.  “We all thought that if you came back, it would mean revolution.  That we were going to overthrow Snape and the Carrows (pg. 581).”  Other members of the Order start pouring in, including Luna, Dean, Fred and George, and Ginny.  Ginny is thrilled to see Harry, who is also pleased.  Ron’s rather put out that his own sister doesn’t pay him any mind.  Seamus points out in the film that Ginny has plenty of brothers, but there’s only one Harry Potter.  In their discussion in the book, Ron points out that they could use help finding the Horcrux, they just don’t have to tell the others exactly what it is.  Hermione chimes in, “you don’t have to do everything alone, Harry (pg. 583).”  Harry decides he will trust his friends and be different than Dumbledore. 

Luna takes Harry to Ravenclaw Tower, but the Carrows were already warned that someone might come looking for something from Ravenclaw.  Harry reveals himself when one of them spits on McGonagall, even using the Cruciatus Curse.  McGonagall supports Harry’s mission; they will secure the school while Harry searches.  The plan is to get the students out.  This plan does not sit well with the current headmaster and a duel breaks out between Snape and the other Heads of Houses.  He flees and McGonagall declares that it is time for Slytherin House to declare their allegiance.  Any who stand in the way of the Order will be dealt with accordingly.  To the shock of the Weasley family, Percy arrives and shouts an apology. 

It happens a bit different in the movie.  Harry doesn’t make it to Ravenclaw Tower.  Instead, Snape calls all the students to the Great Hall and asks that anyone with information on Harry step forward.  If not, there will be dire consequences.  Harry himself steps out, claiming that the headmaster has a security problem as the Order enters.  He demands that Snape tells everyone how Dumbledore was actually killed; students start edging away.  Snape draws his wand on Harry.  Before Harry can even react, McGonagall steps in front of him and everyone hurries out of the way.  Snape even hesitates for a moment.  McGonagall starts firing spells [like a badass!]  Snape quickly flees and McGonagall shouts out the window “coward!”  A cheer erupts.

Voldemort’s voice sounds through the Great Hall, saying that if they give Harry Potter to him, they will not be harmed, indeed, they shall be rewarded.  Pansy Parkinson is the one who cries out to seize Harry, but the rest of the school protects him.  The Battle of Hogwarts begins.

McGonagall directs Neville and Seamus to blow up the bridge; she recalls that Seamus has a “particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.”  She directs other about, pointing out that they might as well use the name ‘Voldemort’ since he’s going to try to kill them either way.  She then turns and calls down the stone knights to man the boundaries, to do their duty to the school.  To Molly, she remarks “I’ve always wanted to use that spell.”

Harry has to find the ghost of Ravenclaw, Rowena’s daughter, Helena.  Luna has to shout at Harry in the film to listen to her.  She knows about the ghost and takes Harry to her.  Helena tells him how she stole the diadem from her mother and ran away.  But Rowena sent a man who once loved her to bring her back, but when she refused him, he became angry and stabbed her.  When he saw what he had done, he killed himself and became the Bloody Baron.  Helena hid in Albania, and eventually told her tale to Tom Riddle, who flattered her.  He took the diadem and hid it in Hogwarts the night of his job interview with Dumbledore.  The backstory is left out of the film, though the Grey Lady knows what Tom has done to the diadem, that he’s defiled it with Dark Magic.  Harry realizes where it is and it’s a place he would share with Tom, but Dumbledore, being more rule-abiding wouldn’t know: the Room of Requirement, where Harry hid the disastrous Potions book. 

Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione venture down to the Chamber of Secrets to get basilisk fangs.  The cup is now destroyed.  Ron then suggests they need to get the house-elves out before they’re killed and that is when the big kiss between him and Hermione happens (in the film, it’s in the Chamber).  Harry has to remind them “Oi!  There’s a war going on here (pg. 625)!”  But Draco has followed the trio with his cronies just when they find the diadem.  Draco is more cautious than Crabbe (in the film, it’s Goyle.  And in place of Goyle, it’s Blaise); he wants to know what Harry is looking for.  Crabbe just wants to kill him.  A huge magical fire erupts, killing Crabbe.  The trio manage to find broomsticks and Harry won’t let Draco die.  Ron’s not pleased and tells Harry if they die saving Draco, he’ll kill Harry.  They stab the diadem once they’re free and kick it back into the fire before the doors shut.

They come upon Percy and Fred dueling Death Eaters, including the new Minister of Magic.  Percy jokes about resigning and Fred is so pleased.  A blast hits them and Fred is dead.  Harry is shocked; how can there be a world without Fred Weasley in it?  He’s more determined than ever; there’s only the snake left.  He looks into Voldemort’s mind and finds him in the Shrieking Shack (the boat shed in the film); the Dark Lord requires Severus.  Voldemort also insists to his followers that Harry will come to the Dark Lord that night.  The trio argue who will go as they take in everyone fighting around them, including Trelawney.  Luna and some other D.A. members help them against dementors (Aberforth in the movie) and the trio manage to make it to the Shrieking Shack and hide while Severus greets his lord.  Even Severus is offering to bring Harry to Voldemort.

The problem is Voldemort feels no difference between his old wand and the Elder Wand.  The issue lies with the fact that Voldemort was not the one to kill Dumbledore; that was Snape.  So for the wand to work correctly for Voldemort, he must kill Snape.  He sets Nagini on Snape and leaves.  The teens are horrified and Harry goes to the former Potions master.  He takes the memories spilling out and then the man dies; his last words in the film are for Harry to look at him and the remark “you have your mother’s eyes.”  Again, Voldemort’s voice sounds across the grounds.  He will have his forces retreat for an hour.  Use it to bury your dead.  And to Harry, “you have permitted your friends to die for you rather than face me yourself…if you have not come to me…I will enter the fray myself…and I shall punish every last man, woman, and child who has tried to conceal you from me (pg. 660).”  He will be in the Forbidden Forest.  This is Harry’s foible; he hates others getting hurt for him, risking their lives for him.  In the Great Hall, the Weasleys are gathered around Fred.  Harry also sees Remus and Tonks dead, leaving their infant son to Tonks’ mother.  Harry cannot face anymore [and neither can we at this point] and turns away and goes to the headmaster’s office.  He pulls out the Pensive and dumps in the memories.

We see the Prince’s Tale; how young Severus Snape met a young Lily Evans, spurned by Petunia as being a freak.  But Snape wants to show Lily the wonders of magic and teach what he already knows as a half-blood.  Apparently, Petunia even sent a letter to Dumbledore, asking to come to Hogwarts; Lily found it and Snape mocks Petunia, hurting during the argument.  Then there’s young James and Sirius in Gryffindor, where Lily is Sorted, while Snape goes to Slytherin.  Lily soon dislikes Severus’s friends; children who will go on to become Death Eaters.  Severus strongly dislikes James Potter, and even though Lily doesn’t like him yet, she points out there is a difference between humor and pranks, and just being evil.  After the disastrous OWLs incident, Snape apologizes to Lily, but she says he’s chosen his path, so they will part ways.  Years later, Snape comes to Dumbledore, begging for Lily’s life, though he doesn’t care about the deaths of her husband and child, if only Dumbledore will help him save Lily.  Dumbledore even points this out, that the man is alright with her family being killed, as long as Snape gets what he wants (this bit is left out of the film).  Finally, Snape begs for Dumbledore to hide them all.  Alas, only Harry is left, with Lily’s eyes.  Dumbledore extracts a promise from Snape that he will protect the boy once he comes to school.  Snape insists no one can know his deeds.  It was Snape that Dumbledore had heal his hand and once again, has the man promise that he will kill the headmaster instead of Draco.  He’s on borrowed time now anyways.

And there is one more thing that Harry cannot know until the time is right.  Only then will he have the strength to follow through.  The night that Voldemort went to kill the Potters, and the curse rebounded on him due to Lily’s protection, a piece of Voldemort was cast into Harry, the only other living thing in the cottage.  That is why Harry is a Parslemouth.  That is why there is a connection between their minds.  This is indeed why Harry can feel the destruction of the other Horcruxes.  And while that bit lives in Harry, Voldemort cannot truly die.  So Harry must die.  And Voldemort must be the one to do it.  “We have protected him because it has been essential to teach him, to raise him, to let him try his strength (pg. 687),” Dumbledore argues.  Snape is not pleased that “you have kept him alive so that he can die at the right moment (pg. 687)?”  He shows Dumbledore that his Patronus is a doe.  In the film, we see Snape cradle Lily’s body while infant Harry cries in the background.  “After all this time?” Dumbledore asks.  “Always.”  Now Harry sees that the spell that hit George was meant for a Death Eater.  He took the last page of the letter to Sirius and tore the photo so he could keep Lily.  He was the one who put the sword in the woods.

Finally, Harry has the truth.  He is not supposed to survive this battle.  Neither would live, neither would survive.  “His will to live had always been much stronger than his fear of death (pg. 692).”  This walk to his destruction requires a different kind of bravery.  He will do no good-byes, no explanation (his friends would only try to stop him).  In the film, he does stop to tell them where he’s going and gives Hermione a hug.  Ron and Hermione must be left so they can kill the snake.  On his way to the forest, he meets Neville and tells him to kill the snake, just in case.  He walks away from his home, this place that took in the abandoned boys of Tom, Severus, and Harry.  “The long game was ended, the Snitch had been caught, it was time to leave the air (pg. 698).”  With that thought, Harry pulls out the Snitch again.  I open at the close.  “I am about to die,” he whispers.  Inside is indeed the Resurrection Stone.  Turning it brings James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius.  In the movie, this is the only mention of Remus’s son.  They will stay with him until the very end; their presence gives Harry the courage he needs.

Hagrid has been captured by the Death Eaters and watches Harry reveal himself to Voldemort.  “The Boy Who Lived.  Come to die,” Voldemort remarks.  There is a green light.  And Harry oddly ends up in a very white, very bright King’s Cross.  With a small, grotesque child.  Dumbledore comes to him.  Yes, the part of Voldemort’s soul that was in Harry is now gone.  But Harry’s blood in Voldemort tethers him to life [this part is still confusing.]  Dumbledore further explains that the Peverell brothers were real, the Deathly Hallows are real.  That is why Grindelwald originally came to Godric’s Hollow.  Due to what happened, Albus learned he was not to be trusted with power.  Only Harry is worthy to truly unite the Hallows, for the right reason.  Harry also has a choice about going back.  The young man looks to the disformed creature.  Dumbledore sagely advises “do not pity the dead, Harry.  Pity the living, and above all, those who live without love (pg. 722).”  And while this is all going on inside Harry’s head, that doesn’t mean it’s not real.

Harry quietly comes back to himself on the forest floor.  Voldemort asks for someone to check that he is really dead.  It is Narcissa Malfoy who crouches next to him.  She ever so softly asks if Draco is alive and in the castle.  Harry answers yes.  So she announces that Harry is indeed dead.  Voldemort crows that no man alive can threaten him now.  He orders Hagrid to carry Harry back to the castle.  A crowd gathers outside.  McGonagall screams “No!” at seeing Harry (in the film, it’s Ginny who screams), followed by Ron, Hermione, and Ginny.  Neville breaks free of Voldemort’s call for silence.  Voldemort asks him as a pure blood to join the Death Eaters.  Neville refuses.  Voldemort calls down the Sorting Hat, declaring there will be no need for it now, for all students will be Slytherin.  That bit is left out of the movie; instead, we get an awkward hug between Draco and Voldemort after his parents insist he leave the school.  They are seen later, walking away.  A commotion creates a distraction and Harry uses it to scamper away.  Neville draws the sword of Gryffindor and slices the head off Nagini.  The battle commences again and the house elves are led by Kreacher, fighting for his master, the defender of house elves (not in the movie).  Bellatrix ends up dueling Hermione, Ginny, and Luna.  Molly steps in and shouts “NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!” [one of the best lines of the series.]  She dispatches Bellatrix.  Voldemort turns from his duel against Kinsley, Slughorn, and McGonagall to face the woman; Harry casts a Shield Charm.

The duel between Harry and Voldemort begins.  Harry taunts Voldemort that Snape was never the Dark Lord’s true servant.  And goads him to be a man, try for remorse.  He also points out that the Elder Wand will still not work properly for Voldemort because Snape did not truly defeat Dumbledore.  It was Draco who disarmed the headmaster that night.  And only a day ago, Harry disarmed Draco.  Voldemort fires Avada Kedavra and Harry uses Expelliarmus.  The Elder Wand flies to Harry.  Tom Riddle is finally dead, killed by his own rebounding curse.  Ron and Hermione are the first to reach him, followed shortly by Ginny, Neville, and Luna, then the Weasleys, Hagrid, and McGonagall.

It’s a bit different in the movie; the two hop around the school dueling each other.  [At one point, I tell the screen; “Dude, you’re not Darth Vader, you can’t Force-choke him.]    Harry does tell Voldemort that the Elder Wand was never Snapes, then grabs the man and tells him “Come on Tom, let’s finish this the way we started…together.”  Then there’s lots of falling and black smoke.  A green blast from Voldemort’s wand meets a red blast from Harry’s.  Ron and Hermione are trying to kill Nagini, but the snake almost ends them.  Neville, in a completely badass move, jumps in and slices the head off the snake.  Voldemort and Harry fire another blast at each other, but Harry’s red beam overpowers Voldemort’s green.  Voldemort begins to crumple and the Elder Wand sails over to Harry.  Voldemort flakes away.

Kingsley Shacklebot is quickly named the temporary Minister of Magic.  Voldemort is laid apart from the rest of the dead.  When Luna realizes that the crowd is too much for Harry, she helps him slip away.  He grabs Hermione and Ron.  He reveals what he saw about Snape and what happened in the forest.  They make their way again to the headmaster’s office.  The portraits applaud Harry, but he looks to Dumbledore.  He dropped the Resurrection Stone in the forest; he’s not sure where and he won’t go looking for it.  He’ll keep his cloak, and he doesn’t want the Elder Wand.  However, he uses it to repair his first wand.  He’ll put the wand back in Dumbledore’s tomb and if Harry dies a natural death, that will be the end of the Deathly Hallows.  After all, “I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime (pg. 749).”

They don’t visit the headmaster’s office again in the film.  Harry instead takes his best friends outside and explains Draco and the wand.  Ron remarks that they’ll be invincible with the Elder Wand.  But Harry doesn’t want it.  He breaks it in two and tosses it away (and doesn’t fix his own wand).  The trio stands together in front of the damaged school.

We get an epilogue, entitled Nineteen Years Later, using the same music from the end of Sorcerer’s Stone (a hit of nostalgia).  Families crowd King’s Cross, including Harry’s.  He’s married to Ginny and they’ve had three children: James Sirius, Albus Severus, and Lily Luna.  Ron and Hermione have had two; Rose and Hugo.  There are other family members there, like Teddy Lupin and Vicotrie Weasley.  There’s even a grown-up Draco and his son, Scorpius.  This is Albus’s first year and he quietly asks his dad about being sorted into Slytherin.  Harry comforts his son that he was named for two headmasters, one of whom was Slytherin and was the bravest man Harry ever knew.  However, the Sorting Hat will take into account Albus’s choice.  They see their children to the train and Harry feels all is well.

Hedwig’s Theme plays over the credit and it is a bit sad to watch them go by and see the ones who are no longer with us.

One of my biggest pet peeves about this film, and the trend anymore it seems, is that dark scenes are incredibly dark, as in lighting.  [We’ll cover more of this in Lord of the Rings, in a good way.]  Game of Thrones was bad about this as well.  Yes, a scene may take place in the dark, at night, and evil things are happening, but I can’t actually see them!  All I see is a black screen and I sometimes worry that something has happened to the disc or player.  Doesn’t matter what you have going on screen, any action or character movement because you’ve made sure we don’t see it.  As it’s been pointed out on fansites, we’ve suspended our disbelief to watch this story, we’re okay with it being properly lit.

Also, the final book is jam-packed with information and not really in a good way.  I read somewhere that her publishers had her pull information from previous books, so it all got shoved in the final book and it shows.  And that may be why plot point and plot lines are well developed.  As an adult, going back and re-reading these books, there are plot holes abounding.  And since it’s jammed with new information, there is little tension.  It stalls and you wonder if they’re ever going to achieve their goal, then everything happens at the last minute, and there’s last-minute information.  Another pet peeve of mine is that Dumbledore had an entire year to help Harry out in Half-Blood Prince; he knew what was going on and how much time, and he purposefully did not completely fill Harry in.  Harry already got mad at Dumbledore posthumously once this book, yet, is completely fine with the last-minute knowledge that he has been reared to be a sacrifice nearly his entire life.  The only sure-fire way to finish off Voldemort is for Harry to die.  And he’s supposed to be fine with that.  As a dumb teen, maybe we do view it as a heroic sacrifice, and yes, heroes go into last battles with some notion that they may die, or it’s very likely.  Not that their mentor has made sure everything aligns and kept them in the dark so they will willingly walk into Death.  Not cool.

As a result of the info-dump, the final two movies plod along at points.  And doing the final two duels, between Voldemort and Nagini, all in slow-motion, at this point does not make tension mount.  To the audience, it’s ‘how much longer are they going to drag this out?’  Yes, there was enough information for two movies (which is not always the case), but the action and pacing suffered.

I am glad that the primary trio of characters survived.  Super sad that Remus and Tonks were killed off (I do not support that decision; maybe it was an excuse just to kill all the Maraduers).  Heart-wrenching that Fred is killed.  I will admit, the mark of a better writer is that they are willing to kill off important characters (Stephanie Myers didn’t do that and her ending suffered because not everything is sunshine and roses, and honestly George R.R. Martin just kills everyone off, so it goes the other way), and these deaths should mean something.  There is a cost to victory.  But some here seemed unnecessary.

One thing Rowling did well was point out that there is not always a plan with these epic quests; the hero doesn’t have all the answers.  This makes the story a little more plausible.  She also showcases characters that are flawed.  Most characters are not what they appear.  I’m not sure ultimately how I feel about Ron leaving Harry and Hermione for a while, because he’s always been Harry’s best friend and most supportive, barring that incident in Goblet of Fire.  He claims he knew what it meant to follow Harry, but once things got really tough, he leaves.  Yet, he is able to bring back useful information.  Just proves that not all characters, even good guys, are perfect.  It was nice to bring Percy back and show that he’s not just a Ministry brown-noser.

I agree with Harry that Remus should not have tried to have left Tonks once she was pregnant.  Not to simply offer his services to tag along with Harry with no clue what Harry is actually up to.  Think these things through, sir.  You married her.  You made a commitment.  You probably told Sirius off for being reckless, learn from that.  And Tonks and Remus definitely should have made a better decision regarding their son; think ahead to the worst-case scenario.  Lily and James didn’t really get a choice about leaving Harry; they tried everything to keep him safe.  And Tonks and Remus rush into the final battle.

I’ll discuss more on Dumbledore, Snape, and the epilogue in the wrap-up blog that will be coming shortly.

“If I’m ever rude to you again…” “I’ll know you’ve gone back to normal.”

Order of the Phoenix

Imelda Staunton (she has recently played Elizabeth II in The Crown, Maud Bagshaw in the Downton Abbey films, one of the fairies in the Maleficent films, and years ago was the nurse in Shakespeare in Love) joins the cast as Dolores Umbridge, and Helena Bonham Carter (she was Elizabeth II’s sister, Princess Margaret in The Crown, Queen Elizabeth [that would be Elizabeth II’s mother, known as the Queen Mother when her daughter took the throne] in The King’s Speech, the mother, Eudoria Holmes in the Enola Holmes films, the Fairy Godmother in the live-action Cinderella, Madame Thénardier in the Les Misérables film from 2012; she is also a favorite in Tim Burton’s films [Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland to name a few], she was Morgan le Fey/Queen Mab in the 1998 Merlin movie, and one of her first movies was Lady Jane where she was Lady Jane Grey, the nine-day queen of England) as Bellatrix Lestrange, along with Evanna Lynch as Luna Lovegood.

This was another book that I purchased as soon as it came out.  However, that summer, I was on vacation with a friend, and we stopped at a Wal-Mart shortly after midnight and there was a pallet full of the books.  And then I was told off because I was reading the book in the car instead of taking in the scenery (in my defense, each mile looked about the same, so the book was far more interesting).

Harry is back at Privet Drive for the summer (note the progressively darker tinted openings in the films) and tries to keep up on the news as best he can, in case anything strange happens, though he has to hide because the Dursleys find it odd.  He’s upset at the lack of information; Ron and Hermione can’t say anything in their letters.  It’s past his birthday and no one has come to retrieve him.  He’s chafing with the knowledge “hadn’t he proved himself capable of handling much more than they?  Hadn’t it been he who had entered that graveyard and watched Cedric being murdered and been tied to that tombstone and nearly killed… (pg. 8)?”  Even Sirius tells Harry in his letters “Be careful and don’t do anything rash… (pg. 9).”  Overall, he’s frustrated and angry and has unsettling dreams about long corridors.  So, aching for a fight, he takes the chance to poke fun at Dudley when his cousin is away from his gang.  Dudley turns it back on Harry and calls him out for his nightmares, which has Harry drawing his wand.  Which he needs because dementors turn up, and he’s forced to save Dudley.

Luckily, old Mrs. Figg witnessed it and turns out, she’s a Squib (non-magical child born to magical parents) and knows Dumbledore.  But owls arrive at Privet Drive, first expelling Harry for using magic, but then he finds out Dumbledore goes to argue his case, so instead there will be a hearing to determine the consequences.  But Harry almost wants to go on the run to avoid the Ministry.  When he has to explain to the Dursleys what has been going on and the fact that Voldemort, the wizard that murdered his parents, is back, Vernon tries to throw him out.  Petunia gets an owl that warns her “Remember my last, Petunia!”  So she relents and says they have to keep him; the neighbors would question, but he’s confined to his room again.  The only part shown in the film is one letter from the Ministry.

Harry also gets owls from Arthur Weasley and Sirius ordering him stay in the house.  Harry’s not pleased with the lack of information (in the film, we get a shot of a photograph of James and Lily, which is nice to see).  Four days later, when the Dursleys are out for the evening, Moody, Lupin, and several others, such as Nymphadora Tonks and Kingsley Shacklebolt come for Harry.  Moody funnily calls Harry out for keeping his wand in his back pocket, so when Tonks helps Harry with his trunk, she checks “both buttocks still on?”  They fly to London and Harry enters Number 12 Grimmauld Place; the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix.  The house magically appears between numbers 11 and 13 and Mrs. Weasley is the one to greet the crew.  She sends the adults in to the meeting, while Harry is sent upstairs to wait with Ron and Hermione.  Hermione babbles that Dumbledore kept them from writing anything of import to Harry.  This doesn’t help Harry’s mood and he shouts; “every bitter and resentful thought that Harry had had in the past month was pouring out of him; his frustration at the lack of news, the hurt that they had all been together without him, his fury at being followed and not told about it: All the feelings he was half-ashamed of finally burst their boundaries (pgs. 65-66).”  [Which is understandable and I totally agree Harry should feel this way; it’s just, it gets repeated over and over throughout the book, that part annoys me.]

Harry calms down and his friends are able to explain that the Order is a secret society made up of people who fought Voldemort the last time, and a few who are now old enough to join; but only those witches and wizards who are out of school.  Ron fills in Harry on his family; Bill (who he met the previous year), is part of the Order and dating Fleur Delacour; Charlie is also part of the Order, but remained in Romania; Percy had an argument with Arthur and left the house, deciding to stand with the Ministry.  The paper continues to run stories discrediting both Dumbledore and Harry, turning them into people no one will believe, which hampers some of the Order’s work.

When the meeting ends, Harry is able to greet his godfather [and we adore the hug they share], and find out that Grimmauld Place is Sirius’ parents’ house.  He offered the house to Dumbledore for headquarters; “about the only useful thing I’ve been able to do (pg. 79).”  Sirius admits that he is stuck inside because the Ministry is still after him; “There’s not much I can do for the Order of the Phoenix…or so Dumbledore feels (pg. 82).”  He does offer that Harry can ask questions; he’s got a right to know.  In the film, we hear Sirius arguing for action as Harry enters the house.  Molly argues, and apparently Dumbledore agrees, that they are not to tell Harry more than he needs to know.  Sirius argues back that it’s his decision as Harry’s godfather; he’s not a child.  Molly counters that Harry is not an adult either, he’s not James.  The way Sirius talks, he’s got his best friend back and Sirius has been known to act rashly, which is why Dumbledore has reminded him to stay home.  Lupin jumps in and states that it is better for Harry to get the facts, not some garbled version (because he knows the teens are trying to listen in.  And in the film, Crookshanks hilariously ate an Extendable Ear, to which one of the twins said “I hate your cat, Hermione”).  Molly continues that Dumbledore must have his reasons to keep Harry in the dark, and Molly is someone who has Harry’s best interest at heart.

Sirius can’t let that lie and tells Molly, “he’s not your son.”  “He’s as good as, who else has he got?” Molly counters.  He has Sirius, his godfather quickly claims.  Molly retorts, “it’s been rather difficult for you to look after him whole you’ve been locked up in Azkaban, hasn’t it?”  Luckily, Lupin jumps back in and settles both adults; Molly is not the only person who cares about Harry and makes his friend sit down.  Then he says “Harry ought to be allowed a say in his.  He’s old enough to decide for himself (pg. 90).”  Harry jumps for the opportunity for information.  Mentally, he’s touched that Molly Weasley considers him as good as a son, but also sides with Sirius, that he’s not a child.

While Harry may be underage, he’s not a normal child.  He is the one that Voldemort is out to kill; he’s the one who has met the villain face-to-face more than once.  A lot of the events that must be going on affect Harry’s life.  He should be aware, because being blind to it will not save him.  And Sirius should be allowed the opportunity to live up to being named godfather.  And yes, it’s very admirable that Molly Weasley wants to look after Harry and she treats him as her own son and Harry has needed that.  But as Remus points out, she is not the only one who cares about Harry and she can’t make decisions for him.

We find out alongside Harry that there have not been suspicious deaths, yet.  Voldemort doesn’t want to draw attention to himself at this point.  His comeback was messed up by Harry surviving and getting word back to Dumbledore.  Of course, he’s working behind the scenes and attempting to build an army, which is why the Order is also recruiting new members.  They’re running into interference with the Ministry because Fudge is determined to not believe that Voldemort is back; it’s a bad mark on his political reign.  Instead, he’s gotten paranoid that Dumbledore actually wants to rule and is out for the Minster’s job.  There is something else; something that Voldemort is after that he didn’t have last time, a possible weapon.  Molly puts an end to the discussion at that point.

Harry and the other teens spend the rest of the summer cleaning the house.  The house resists being cleaned.  They find a locket in a cabinet that Kreacher, the house elf, steals so they can’t throw it away.  The writing desk has a boggart inside.  Fred and George are secretly working on sweets for their joke shop, that will make students ill so they can miss class.  They come across a tapestry with the family tree of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, whose motto is Toujours Pur.  Sirius was blasted off when he ran away from home at the age of 16.  He went to the Potters.  Sirius had a younger brother, Regulus, who bought into the whole pureblood regime and joined the Death Eaters, and then was killed.  “Anytime the family produced someone halfway decent, they were disowned (pg. 113).”  Tonks’ mother, Andromeda, was a favorite cousin of Sirius.  She was removed from the tapestry because she married a Muggle-born.  Andromeda’s two sisters are Bellatrix Lestrange and Narcissa Malfoy; meaning that Sirius is related to Draco Malfoy.  Sirius points out that most of the pure-blood wizarding families are interrelated, though “if ever a family was a bunch of blood traitors, it’s the Weasleys (pg. 113).”  Sirius is not proud of his family; he doesn’t like being back in the house.  “I never thought I’d be stuck in this house again (pg. 114).”  And Harry understands.  He felt the same way being stuck in Privet Drive.  He brings up the notion that if he would get expelled from Hogwarts for using magic against the dementors, could he come back and live with Sirius.  A lot of this is left out of the film, though the tapestry bit is moved to a later point.

Arthur takes Harry to the Ministry of Magic for his hearing, using the visitor’s entrance, which is a telephone box where they dial 62442 [which spells out MAGIC].  When they get there, they get word that the time and location of his hearing has been changed.  Harry is brought before a Wizengamot session, highly unusual (and a departure from Fudge’s previous joviality; just two years prior, he swept the matter under the rug that Harry blew up his aunt).  Luckly, Dumbledore arrived at the Ministry extremely early [this was undoubtedly all a plot to catch Harry off his guard and give them another reason to rule against him; and Dumbledore probably understood that and made sure to be early to counteract] and acts as witness for the defense.  Fudge talks over Harry, who only just gets out that he only used magic because of the dementors.  We meet the Minister’s senior undersecretary, Dolores Umbridge.  Harry is cleared of all charges, but Fudge is still not convinced.  Dumbledore never looks at or speaks to Harry.

Back at Grimmauld Place, prefect badges come for Hermione and Ron.  Molly is pleased and claims “that’s everyone in the family!”  George points out, “What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”  [This is left out of the movie, thought I wish they had kept that plot point in just for that line.]  As a reward, Molly and Arthur get Ron a new broom.  Harry is briefly jealous, but talks himself out of it; he won’t ruin this for Ron, this that he has beaten Harry at something.  He’s cheered by finding out that James wasn’t a prefect either; that was Remus.  Moody brings around a photo of the original Order of the Phoenix, showing Harry his parents as well as Frank and Alice Longbottom.  After dinner, Harry comes across Molly crying at the boggart from the writing desk.  It shows her a dead Ron, then Bill, Arthur, the twins, Percy, and finally Harry.  Lupin is able to calm her down and points out that should the worst happen, the order will of course take care of her children, does she think they’d let them starve?

Sirius as Padfoot accompanies Harry to King’s Cross, which cheers Harry up.  He rides with Ginny and Neville, and he meets Luna Lovegood, who is a bit odd, and does not hit it off with Hermione.  Unfortunately, he also finds out that Malfoy is a Slytherin prefect.  The blonde’s comment is “you see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishment.”  Harry’s comeback is “yeah, but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone (pg. 194).”  [Another great bit that was left out of the film.]

At Hogwarts, Harry is taken aback to discover that the carriages do not actually pull themselves; they’re drawn by dark, scaly almost-horse winged creatures.  Except his friends don’t see them.  Luna does and assures him he’s not going mad.  He doesn’t necessarily believe her.  His mood does not improve when he discovers that Hagrid is not there, or that Umbridge will be the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.  The Sorting Hat attempts to warn the school “Hogwarts is in danger/From external, deadly foes/And we must unite inside her/Or we’ll crumble from within (pg. 207).”  Umbridge them makes a speech that “progress for the sake of progress must be discouraged.  Let us preserve what ought to be preserved, perfect what can be perfected, and prune practices that out to be prohibited.”  And encourages the school to move forward with a new era of openness.  Hermione (correctly) interprets the speech that the Ministry is interfering at Hogwarts.  The evening does not end well when Harry discovers that classmate, Seamus Finnegan almost did not return because he and his mother believe what the paper is saying about Harry and Dumbledore.  An argument starts between the two boys, and Ron sides with Harry, as well as Neville. 

Fred and George continue to work on their joke shop and start thinking about life outside Hogwarts, and point out that the fifth years will get career advice this year alongside their OWL exams.  Anger continues to flare in Harry and he takes his temper out on Hermione and Ron.  Their first class with Umbridge does not go well, discovering that they will not be practicing any magic.  The Ministry has deemed that a theoretical knowledge will get them through exams, which is what school is all about.  When it’s brought up that they would need magic outside of school and proper knowledge, Umbridge declares that Voldemort’s return is a lie and gives Harry detention.  “So, according to you, Cedric Diggory dropped dead of his own accord (pg. 245)!”

Umbridge sends Harry to McGonagall.  “Have a biscuit, Potter,” the Scotswoman tells Harry when the teenager explains what happened.  Then she warns him to be careful; he knows to whom Umbridge reports.  It’s not about truth or lies, it about keeping his head down and temper under control.  And at least he listens to Hermione about the Ministry’s interference (sadly, this was kept out of the movie).

At detention, Umbridge tells Harry it is his punishment for spreading evil, nasty attention-seeking stories.  “You know deep down you deserve to be punished” [and that is a horrible thing to ever say to someone…I’m guessing in the wizarding world that no one questioned her teaching qualifications…obviously not since she’s a spy for Fudge.] He’s to write lines, and he’ll be using a special quill of Umbridge’s, that doesn’t require ink.  No, it uses his blood and while he writes “I must not tell lies,” it carves into the back of his hand.  Harry refuses to make a noise throughout his punishment and initially refuses to tell even Ron or Hermione.  When they find out, he also refuses to tell Dumbledore.  McGonagall finds out in the film and calls Umbridge out for her medieval methods, to which Umbridge attempts to claim McGonagall is disloyal.  Umbridge may actually be a teacher that Harry hates even more than Snape.  Percy sends Ron a letter to cut ties with Harry and instead, follow Umbridge.  That’s because Umbridge is named by the Minister the new High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, giving the Ministry unprecedented level of control at Hogwarts and Umbridge powers to “inspect” teachers.  If they’re not up to her snuff, she and the Ministry can appoint new teachers.  There are still members of the Wizengamot who support Dumbledore and oppose the decrees, though the paper also tries to discredit them.

Sirius manages to make a fire call to Harry, responding to a note that Harry sent; he told his godfather “I feel more alone than ever” and knows Sirius will understand [and your heart breaks a little].  Sirius has heard about Umbridge through Remus; she dislikes half-breeds and pushes legislation through against werewolves.  Though Sirius points out that the “world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters (pg. 302).”  And Fudge continues to be paranoid about Dumbledore.  The reason why the students won’t actually learn defensive spells is he’s afraid to have them “trained in combat;” he’s afraid that Dumbledore is building his own army to attack the Ministry.  When Sirius suggests that he comes to visit Harry at Hogsmeade, Harry warns him away; the Malfoys possibly recognized Sirius as Padfoot at King’s Cross and Harry doesn’t want his godfather chucked back in Azkaban.  Unfortunately, his godfather’s parting words are “you’re less like your father than I thought.  The risk would’ve been what made it fun for James (pg. 305).”  Luckily, those parting words are left out of the film, because it’s not fair to compare the son to the father.  At that time and age, James could be reckless; Harry’s not in a position to be reckless.  Instead, his parting words to the teens in the film are “looks like you’re on your own,” which does not bode well.

The first inspection the trio witness is Umbridge with Professor Trelawney.  While they know Trelawney is a fake, it’s a bit hard to watch Umbridge demand a prediction.  Then Umbridge inspects McGonagall, which does not go the way Umbridge expects.  We cheer alongside the students as Minerva tells the toad “I wonder, how you expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me?  You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking (pg. 320).”  Seriously, why did the filmmakers cut out the awesome McGonagall scenes?  This would have been great on camera.  Though they do pair Umbridge’s scenes where she exerts control throughout the school with chipper music, to make everything a little off-kilter.

It’s Hermione who brings up the idea of learning Defense Against the Dark Arts themselves.  But they need a proper teacher, who’s actually fought the Dark Arts – like Harry.  Harry insists his continued existence is based on luck; he didn’t know what he was doing half the time and never planned it.  “The whole time you’re sure you know there’s nothing between you and dying except your own – your own brain or guts or whatever – like you can think straight when you know you’re about a second from being murdered, or tortured, or watching your friends die – they’ve never taught us that in their classes, what it’s like to deal with things like that (pg. 328).”  This is why it should be Harry, Hermione insists.  She gathers some other students and they meet at Hog’s Head during the next Hogsmeade weekend.  There are a few more than Harry expected and some of them start by asking questions about what really happened with Cedric.  Harry refuses to address that.  The meeting settles down and Hermione demands that those who sign their names to the list agree not to tell anybody else.  Gotta love the line in the movie where Hermione says, “it’s sort of exciting, isn’t it, breaking the rules?”  This from the girl who told Ron and Harry off first year about “another idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled.”  Which is why Ron replies, “who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?” 

There are some passing comments about Harry’s interest in Cho, as well as Ginny dating another Gryffindor.  In other news, Ron tried out and became the new Keeper for the Gryffindor Quidditch team.  He’s not terribly good when his confidence falters.

Shortly after the meeting, a new educational decree is put out that student groups are disbanded and have to be given permission by Umbridge to reform.  McGonagall goes above her head when Umbridge almost refuses to let the Gryffindor team continue.  Sirius manages another fire call and passes along that the Order knows about the student group.  Molly prefers if they disband, but Sirius is all for it.  Learning to defend themselves is a good idea. 

Malfoy continues to make digs at Harry, advising there is a “special ward for people whose brains have been addled by magic.”  It doesn’t bother Harry because he’s too busy pulling Neville away from Malfoy.  We and Harry know that Neville’s parents were tortured to insanity by Bellatrix Lestrange and now reside in St. Mungo’s (again, left out of the film).  Umbridge next inspects Snape and points out that he first applied for the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts and was unsuccessful.  “Obviously.”  [And Alan Rickman had such a talent to put so much nuance in one word.]

The secret defense meeting finds a meeting place in the Room of Requirement, which Harry finds out about from Dobby.  Dobby does not appear in the film, most likely to keep the storyline streamlined.  It’s Neville who comes across the room.  One can only enter if they have a real need and the room is always equipped with the seeker’s need.  Harry’s comment is “it’s like Hogwarts wants us to fight back.”  They name themselves “Dumbledore’s Army,” because that’s what the Ministry is afraid of.”  And Hermione figures out how to charm Galleons to transmit the next meeting date and time (which is a bit of advanced magic).  Harry starts off with teaching them Expelliarmus first; it saved his life against Voldemort the previous year.  As the other students begin to progress, it buoys Harry’s spirit (he still has issues with anger and temper flaring).

Gryffindor plays Slytherin in Quidditch and Malfoy has taught the Slytherins a ditty: “Weasley is our King” to get in Ron’s head.  Harry manages to catch the Snitch early to win the game, so Malfoy insults the Weasleys and Lily Potter, so Harry and George pounce on the ponce.  Umbridge, the little toad, puts a lifetime Quidditch ban on Harry, Fred, and George (because Fred would have hit the boy as well if the others weren’t holding him back); and of course, Malfoy gets off scot-free.  She got Fudge to set a new educational decree after McGonagall went over her head.  [I get a little angry about this because it is completely unjust, but there are entitled people who are like this, who have to have their way and figure out how to get it…and this is why we hate Umbridge.]

A little hope shines through: Hagrid is back.  But injured.  He admits to the trio that he was sent to parley with the giants.  It did not go as well as he hoped, but he’s quiet as to why it took him so long to return or why he’s injured.  They try to warn him about Umbridge and Hermione even begs for Hagrid to do boring lessons so he can’t get thrown out, but Hagrid bats them away.  His first lesson is about thestrals, the strange creatures Harry can now see that pull the carriages.  And the reason he can now see them is that only people who have seen death can see them.  Umbridge comes to inspect the lesson and is purposefully horrid, making enough comments out loud that she views him as inferior and won’t listen to a good word about him, selecting the Slytherins to make horrible comments.  [Grrr]. 

On a better note, Neville is improving in D.A. and Cho manages to kiss Harry, though she’s been crying about Cedric.  Hermione interprets her feelings for the boys, commenting that Cho spends half her time anymore crying.  When Ron comments that one person can’t feel all those emotions or they’ll burst, Hermione retorts “just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have (pg. 459)” [and I love that line.]  Harry dreams about Cho, but it changes to a snake attacking Arthur Weasley.  Ron runs for McGonagall, who takes Harry to Dumbledore.  The headmaster sends other portraits to make sure Arthur is found and sends Harry and the Weasleys to Grimmauld Place.  When Dumbledore looks at Harry, a feeling of hatred so powerful comes over Harry, he almost wants to bite Dumbledore like the snake.  When Harry is ignored, the anger flares and he shouts “Look at me!” and demands “what’s happening to me?”

Arthur lives and Molly takes the children, joined by Hermione, to St. Mungo’s the next day to visit.  The kids also overhear the adults talk about Voldemort possibly possessing Harry.  So Harry pulls away from the others, and starts thinking he’ll need to leave the wizarding world in order to protect his friends.  They finally track him down and Ginny points out she was once possessed by Voldemort and what Harry is going through is not an actual possession.  They try to get across to Harry that he’s not alone.  Sirius is also pleased to have guests for the holiday.  On another visit to St. Mungo’s Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny come across Lockhart, who’s still missing memories due to his spell backfiring.  They also find out about Neville’s parents, seeing him visit them.  This is the first time, at the end of the holiday, that Harry doesn’t want to return to Hogwarts.  If not for D.A., he’d beg to stay with Sirius. 

And his mood doesn’t improve when Snape pays a visit to Grimmauld Place before they return to Hogwarts, informing Sirius and Harry that Dumbledore has asked Snape to give Harry lessons in Occlumency, a magical defense of the mind against external penetration.  Sirius warns his old nemesis that if he gets word that Snape is using the lessons to give Harry a hard time, the Potions master will answer to him.  Of course, Snape retorts with a crack about James and calls Sirius a coward [which would not help Sirius’ mental health.]  When the teens finally leave, “Harry had an unpleasant constricted sensation in his chest; he did not want to say good-bye to Sirius.  He had a bad feeling about this parting; he did not know when they would next see each other (pg. 523).”  Sirius passes Harry a gift as he leaves, to use if he needed him.  Harry vows to himself not to use it; he would not lure Sirius from a place of safety.

In his lessons with Snape, Harry finds out that the curse that left the scar on his head forged a connection with Voldemort.  And he’s learning Occlumency so that the Dark Lord won’t use the connection going the other way.  He’s gotten a view from inside the evil lord’s head, and hints of his feelings.  Though Snape doesn’t actually tell Harry how to repel him with his brain.  The man only tells Harry to clear his mind, let go of all emotion, master himself, and control your anger, discipline your mind.  Those are not actual instructions.  Harry’s forced to relieve bad memories, though he works out that the corridor he keeps dreaming about is in the Department of Mysteries.  He also senses happiness from Voldemort.  That’s because several Death Eaters made a mass breakout from Azkaban, including Bellatrix.  Of course, the paper blames Sirius, but other students are starting to question which story is right.

Harry’s lessons with Occlumency are moved to right after Dumbledore’s office in the film, so Sirius can’t defend Harry against Snape.  Dumbledore claims that it can’t wait, or else everyone will be vulnerable.  And he still explains nothing to Harry, which frustrates the teen more.  Snape explains that Voldemort is skilled in the art of breaking into someone’s mind, unhinging it, creating visions, and ultimately torturing his victims to madness.  And still, his only notes to Harry to perform Occlumency are concentrate and focus.

We do see Harry at Grimmauld Place for Christmas; Arthur offers the teen a toast, for “without whom, I would not be here.”  Harry spends some time with his godfather and it’s at this point in the movie that they come across the Black family tapestry.  It’s now that Harry finds out this was Sirius’ childhood home.  Sirius admits he hated his parents for their pureblood mania.  His mother blasted him off the tree when he ran away from home at sixteen.  He went to James’ home; he was always welcomed at the Potters.  “I see him so much in you, Harry.  You are so very much alike.”  [This comes across better than some passages in the book, because it’s said with warmth, thanks to Gary Oldman, and with a longing that James isn’t around for Harry to see his similarities.  Sirius is also trying to cheer up his godson, not just wallow in missing an old friend.] 

Harry, in turn, admits that in his dream, he was the snake.  What if the reason for this connection to Voldemort means Harry is becoming more like the Dark Lord?  “I just feel so angry, all the time.  And what if, after everything I’ve been through, something’s gone wrong inside me?  What if I’m becoming bad?”  (At least Harry admitted it to someone).  Sirius comforts his godson, “you’re not a bad person.  You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to.”  “Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters; we’ve all got light and dark inside of us.  What matters is the part we choose to act on.  That’s who we really are.”  As they leave, Sirius tells Harry, “when all of this is over, we’ll be a proper family, you’ll see.”  He pulls his godson in for a hug (and paired with the melancholy music, our hearts break a bit again, especially if you’ve read the book).

More decrees come out, forbidding teachers to say anything to students that’s not related to their direct subject.  The breakout intensifies Umbridge’s furious desire to bring every aspect of life at Hogwarts under her personal control.  She puts Trelawney and Hagrid on probation and sits in on all their classes.  Umbridge is slowly depriving Harry of everything that made his life at Hogwarts worth living.  He gets his revenge with D.A.  Neville is again the one to show the most improvement, fueled by the knowledge that the one who tortured his parents is now free.  Though Harry’s lessons with Occlumency continue to go poorly.

Harry manages to ask Cho out for a date.  It ends up falling apart because Harry is supposed to meet up with Hermione later and doesn’t know quite how to say it to Cho without hurting her feelings.  Cho also only wants to talk about Cedric.  When Harry shows up for his meeting with Hermione, he finds her with Rita Skeeter and Luna Lovegood.  Harry is to give Rita an interview about what happened the previous summer, which will be printed in the Quibbler, the magazine that Luna’s father owns.  The interview goes well and Harry receives letters from readers.  Some still think he’s mad, but some are now turned to the truth.  Umbridge finds out and bans Harry from further Hogsmeade trips, as well as taking points and giving Harry more detention.  She puts through the decree that anyone caught reading the Quibbler will be expelled.  As Hermione points out, “if she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it (pg. 582)!”

More people are swayed in their belief, students hide the magazine from Umbridge, teachers support Harry how they can.  Trelawney pronounces that Harry will not suffer an early death.  Cho apologizes to Harry, as well as Seamus.

Umbridge ultimately fires Trelawney and tries to send her from the castle.  McGonagall of all people is the one to come forward to comfort Sybill.  Dumbledore arrives and while the High Inquisitor has the right to dismiss any of the teachers, she does not have the power to send them from the castle; that power still resides with the headmaster.  And he’s already found another Divination teacher, because the decree stated that the Ministry can put in a replacement only if the headmaster is unable to do so.  His new professor is the centaur, Firenze.

His lessons differ from Trelawney’s.  The wisdom of centaurs is impersonal and impartial.  The observe the heavens for “here is written, for those who can see, the fortune of our races (pg. 602).”  [Centaurs hold the ability to view the heavens and see the future in mythology; they do so in C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia.]  “His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even centaurs’ knowledge, was foolproof (pg. 604).”  Firenze does not appear in the film.

D.A. starts working on Patronuses, but Dobby comes to warn them that Umbridge is coming.  Everyone scatters and runs, but Harry is caught by Malfoy.  Umbridge takes him to Dumbledore’s office, where Fudge, McGonagall, Percy, and Shacklebolt are already waiting.  Harry doesn’t play along and tells her that no, he doesn’t know why he’s been brought in.  Then Umbridge brings forward their informant, Cho’s friend.  Except she’s got pimples across her face spelling out “Sneak;” that’d be the effect of Hermione’s hex.  She told Umbridge about the meeting, but won’t say anything else.  Umbridge had her own informant at Hog’s Head the day the group was formed, though McGonagall points out that her informant was never prosecuted for his other crimes, funny how “justice” works.  When Umbridge starts shaking the girl to get answers, Dumbledore steps in, for he won’t allow her to manhandle his students.  The list of names is brought forward, under the banner of “Dumbledore’s Army.”  This is simplified in the movie to show that Cho was doused with Veritiserum to give them up.

Dumbledore “confesses” to the crime, that he’s been plotting against Fudge.  However, he will not come quietly.  “I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.  I could break out, of course – but what a waste of time, and frankly, I can think of a whole host of things I would rather be doing (pg. 620).”  He warns one of the other men that if they try to take him by force, he will have to hurt them.  He also won’t let Minerva help, Hogwarts needs her.  Minerva shoves the two students to the floor as Dumbledore creates his escape.  He took out the other adults, even the Order member so that it wouldn’t look suspicious.  He won’t go into hiding, but “Fudge will soon wish he’d never dislodged me from Hogwarts.”  The headmaster won’t let Harry apologize, though he insists that Harry studies Occlumency; it’s more important than ever that Harry closes his mind to dreams.  He disappears into a phoenix flame in the film, and it’s remarked by Kingsley that “he’s got style.”

Umbridge is instated as the new headmistress and creates the Inquisitorial Squad, which has more power than prefects.  [More like her minions and that can only spell trouble.]  Fred and George start plotting; they no longer care about getting into trouble.  Under Dumbledore, they knew what line to toe.  Now, with Dumbledore gone, they “reckon a bit of mayhem is exactly what our dear new Head deserves (pg. 627).”  Umbridge also brings Harry into her office (pink and full of kitten plates), and offers him a drink in order to find out what he knows about Dumbledore.  And some of the knowledge and paranoia of Moody has stuck in Harry’s head for he realizes not to accept a drink handed to him by a known enemy and only pretends to sip his tea.  Her interrogation session is interrupted by enchanted fireworks, which spread through the school all afternoon.  None of the teachers offer to help, constantly calling Umbridge for assistance.  Gryffindor tower, including Hermione, congratulate the twins.  The fireworks are part of their new joke shop.

During Harry’s next Occlumency lesson, Snape has to leave for a moment and Harry listens to the reckless and daring side of his brain and examines Snape’s Pensieve.  He’s dropped into Snape’s worst memory.  Harry sees his father, the same age as himself, Sirius, and Remus, all taking the OWLs.  When the exam finishes, everyone heads outside.  Snape sits by himself and the Marauders sit together for a while, James showing off catching a Snitch.  When they get bored, James and Sirius cast spells on Snape, bullying him.  Lily steps in; “what’s he done to you?”  “Well, it’s more the fact that he exists.”  James asks Lily out, but she refuses.  Snape hexes James, then calls Lily a Mudblood for trying to help.  She snaps at Snape and tells James off.  Then Harry is dragged out by Snape and thrown from his rooms.

In the film, Harry sees the memory when he manages to fight back against Snape.  Snape has already taunted Harry that he’s just like his father, lazy, arrogant, and weak.  Harry protests that he’s not weak.  Snape tells him to prove it, “control your emotions, discipline your mind.”  (Which is, admittedly, a tiny bit more instruction, but he doesn’t nothing to actually help Harry achieve the results.)  When Harry asks for a break, Snape now makes a dig at Sirius, calling him and Harry “two of a kind, sentimental children, forever whining about how bitterly your lives have been [they technically have points].  Well, it may have escaped your notice, but life isn’t fair.  Your blessed father knew that.  In fact, he frequently saw to it that…”  Harry cuts off the professor, “my father was a great man.”  “Your father was a swine.”  Harry gets into Snape’s mind and sees his worst memory, of James and Sirius taunting Snape.  Rickman’s Snape quietly informs Harry, “your lessons are at an end.”  So, it’s not as horrible as in the book.  And Harry never gets a chance to ask about what he saw. 

Harry’s horrified; from what he saw, “his father had been every bit as arrogant as Snape had always told him (pg. 650).”  This contradicts what everyone has said about his parents.  “For five years the thought of this father had been a source of comfort, of inspiration.  Whenever someone had told him he was like James he had glowed with pride inside.  And now…now he felt cold and miserable at the thought of him (pgs. 653-654).”  Harry later admits to Ginny that he wishes he could talk to Sirius.  Ginny’s up for it.  Growing up with the twins, “anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve (pg. 655).”

First, Harry has Career Advice with McGonagall, sat in on by Umbridge.  Harry admits he’s interested in being an Auror.  McGonagall informs him he’d need top grades.  When Umbridge attempts to interrupt McGonagall, our favorite professor remarks “he has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher (pg. 664).”  Umbridge brings up that Harry has a criminal record and he’d never be accepted under the current administration.  McGonagall retorts that there may well be a new Minister of Magic by the time Harry graduates and declares she will tutor Harry to achieve his goals.  Again, this is all left out of the film, and again, it would have been wonderful to see McGonagall go against Umbridge.

Harry has everything set with Fred and George to create a diversion so he can talk to Sirius through Umbridge’s fire.  The plan succeeds and Harry gets Remus and Sirius and explains what he saw.  Sirius explains that Snape had always liked the Dark Arts and James very much hated the Dark Arts.  He admits there were arrogant little berks.  “Of course he was a bit of an idiot!  We were all idiots (pg. 670)!”  Lily started dating James their seventh years, once James had deflated his head a bit.  “Look, your father was the best friend I ever had, and he was a good person.  A lot of people are idiots at the age of fifteen.  He grew out of it (pg. 671).”  Both insist that Harry needs to continue to learn Occlumency.

When Harry leaves Umbridge’s office, he finds that the twins are caught for turning a school corridor into a swamp.  “George, I think we’ve outgrown full time education (pg. 674).”  They summon their brooms and fly out of Hogwarts, declaring their new joke shop will open in Diagon Alley, along with special discounts to students who vow to get rid of Umbridge.  They ask Peeves to give her hell and the poltergeist follows suit.  The other teachers won’t stop the students, or Peeves.  Harry admits to Ron and Hermione that he gave the twins the prize money from the tournament so they won’t get in trouble with their mother for worrying about illegal activities.  Once again, simplified for the film, where they set off the fireworks during an OWL exam and then fly off.  Right after, Harry collapses with his next vision.

In the book, Hagrid comes along and Hermione and Harry away from the Quidditch cup to show them that he has his giant half-brother hidden in the forest, Grawp. We get the funny bit in the movie where Hermione tells Grawp, after he’s grabbed her, “put me down, now,” very firmly. And Grawp obeys. Hagrid wants them and Ron to come and keep him company in case Hagrid gets sacked and sent away.  They come back to find that Gryffindor has won the cup.  Then preparation begins in earnest for the fifth year OWL exams.  When Ron finishes the Divination exam, he remarks to Harry “from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die – I’m just chucking them in the bin where they belong (pg. 718)” [this always makes me laugh.]  Umbridge and her cronies go after Hagrid during the Astronomy test.  McGonagall tries to intervene, but she’s caught with several spells and sent to St. Mungo’s.  Hagrid runs off into the forest.  Harry falls asleep during the History of Magic exam and has another dream.  Voldemort has Sirius and is torturing him for information.

When he tells Hermione and Ron, Hermione tries to point out that Harry has a saving-people-thing and that Voldemort knows Harry, and is probably trying to trick him.  But Harry can’t let go that Sirius may be in danger and will do anything to save him; in the film he protests to Hermione that Sirius is the only family he has left.  Ginny and Luna come to help.  Hermione urges Harry to verify if Sirius is still at home.  Harry manages to get into Umbridge’s office again, but only Kreacher answers the fire call and declares that his master is never coming back from the Department of Mysteries.  Umbridge doesn’t fall for the diversion again and catches Harry and his cohorts, including Neville.  She sends for Snape and demands more Veritiserum, but she’s used the last trying to interrogate Harry earlier.  Harry had forgotten there was one last Order member in Hogwarts, and shouts after Snape “He’d got Padfoot at the place where it’s hidden!”  Snape of course, plays dumb.  Umbridge is willing to use the Cruciatus Curse on Harry, despite it being illegal.  What Fudge doesn’t know, won’t hurt.  He didn’t know she was the one to set the dementors on Harry in order to discredit him in the summer.  To save Harry, Hermione breaks down that she’ll tell Umbridge; Harry was trying to contact Dumbledore to let him know that the weapon is ready.  She convinces the headmistress to follow her and Harry into the forest, alone, to get it.  They’re set on by angry centaurs, who drag Umbridge away.  She admits in the film, “you know, I really hate children,” and demands “I will have order!” (we see where her priorities lie).  When the centuars turn on Harry and Hermione, Grawp stumbles along and saves them.

They meet up with Luna, Ron, Ginny, and Neville, who demand to come along with Harry to rescue Sirius.  They’re all in D.A. together and all fighting Voldemort.  Ron points out that maybe Harry doesn’t have to do this all by himself; Harry had earlier mentioned maybe it would be better for him to go about this war against Voldemort alone.  Luna suggests they fly thestrals to the Ministry.  When they make it to the spot in Harry’s dream, neither Voldemort nor Sirius are there.  Instead, they find a glass orb with Harry’s name on it.  Lucius Malfoy appears and asks Harry to hand over the prophecy.  More Death Eaters appear, including Bellatrix.  Lucius warns them that they can’t attack and risk breaking the prophecy.  Harry “just wanted to get them all out of this alive, make sure that none of his friends paid a terrible price for his stupidity (pg. 783).”  Lucius attempts another tactic, asking Harry if he had ever wondered why his parents were killed, why he bears a scar on his forehead.

It doesn’t work; the teens instead start smashing shelves and running.  They sustain injuries, but fight off the Death Eaters as best they can.  In the movie, they stay relatively whole and together until they reach the archway.  Neville tries to face off with Bellatrix.  The Death Eaters corner the teens and hold them hostage for Lucius to order Harry to give him the prophecy.  Harry does so to save his friends, then pauses.  Lucius turns around to see what Harry’s looking at.  Sirius stands there and orders his cousin-by-marriage, “get away from my godson,” and punches the git in the face.  [Huzzah!]  The rest of the Order shows up: Remus, Moody, Tonks, and Kingsley.  Spells start flying.  Sirius tells Harry to get out; “you’ve done beautifully.  Now, let me take it from here.”  In the mayhem, the prophecy is smashed (in the film, Harry already heard it when he first picked it up).  The film shows Harry stays alongside his godfather, helping him take on the Death Eaters.  The rest of the teens stay down.  Sirius does some wonderful work against Lucius Malfoy.  Of course, in the film, they have Sirius make the comment “nice one, James!” when Harry disarms Lucius.  As that duel finished, Bellatrix pops in and yells “Avada Kedavara!”  Sirius slowly stumbles back into the veil and floats away.  The sound drops away as Remus grabs Harry, who’s calling for his godfather. 

In the book, it’s a duel between Sirius and Bellatrix.  A red light hits Sirius in the chest, his laughter has not quite died as he falls back into a veil.  Bellatrix gives a triumphant scream.  Remus holds Harry back; some part of Harry realized that Sirius had never kept him waiting.  “Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him (pg. 808),” the only possibly explanation was that he could not come back. 

Harry takes off after Bellatrix.  She runs, taunting “I killed Sirius Black!”  He tries Crucio, but it barely stops her.  Voldemort speaks into Harry’s head that he has to mean it, but doesn’t she deserve it?  She killed Sirius.  When Harry turns around, the dark wizard bats him away.  Dumbledore steps out of a fire and warns Voldemort that authorities are on their way.  Voldemort’s reply is that he’ll be gone and Dumbledore dead.  Dumbledore pushes Harry out of the way and Bellatrix disappears into a fire.  Then the duel begins between the two wizards.  Dumbledore tells Voldemort his “failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness (pg. 814).”  Harry’s Harry wants the pain to end, death is nothing compared to it and he’ll be with Sirius again. 

At one point, Voldemort shatters the glass in the lobby of the Ministry, but Dumbledore turns it into sand.  Voldemort disappears.  But he’s not gone.  Instead, Harry collapses to the ground; Voldemort is possessing him.  He shows Harry the deaths he’s experienced.  In the book, it is remarked that his scar begins to burn and then “they were fused together, bound by pain, and there was no escape (pg. 816).”  Voldemort, through Harry, tells Dumbledore to kill the boy.  Dumbledore tells the teen, “it is not how you are alike; it is how you are not.”  Harry sees his friends and remembers the good times, the hugs and laughter.  He remarks to Voldemort that the dark lord is the weak one.  He will never know love, or friendship, and he feels sorry for him.  He smashes the mirror Voldemort used to try to show them together.  As he remembers Sirius again, Voldemort exits.  But his parting words are, “you are a fool, Harry Potter.  And you will lose everything.”  The authorities arrive, led by Minister Fudge, and Voldemort escapes.  All Fudge can say is “he’s back.”

Dumbledore sends Harry back to Hogwarts and promises the Minister half an hour of his time.  Fudge is also to remove Umbridge from the school and leave Hagrid alone.  Harry sits alone in the quiet of Dumbledore’s office (which Umbridge was never able to get into).  He blames himself; if he had not been stupid enough to fall for Voldemort’s trick.  “There was a terrible hollow inside him he did not want to feel or examine, a dark hole where Sirius had been, where Sirius had vanished (pg. 821).”  Dumbledore returns and informs Harry that everyone will recover and attempts to soothe the teen: “the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength (pg. 823),” and there is no shame for it.  It is part of being human.  Then Harry doesn’t want to be human.  He rages and throws the spindly little objects in the headmaster’s office.  Dumbledore’s voice breaks through, “you care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it (pg. 824).” 

However, Dumbledore will not let Harry out of his office until he has had a chance to speak.  It is Dumbledore’s fault that Sirius died.  “Sirius was a brave, clever, and energetic man, and such men are not usually content to sit at home in hiding while they believe others to be in danger (pg. 825).”  Harry should have never believed that it was necessary to go to the Department of Mysteries.  If Dumbledore had been open with Harry, he would have known Voldemort would try to lure him.  “That blame lies with me, and with me alone (pg. 826).”  Dumbledore owes Harry an explanation; he made mistakes.  Dumbledore thought by avoiding Harry, it would make Voldemort less likely to attempt to possess Harry; he was protecting the boy.  It was Kreacher, who seized the chance when Sirius ordered him out at one point to go to Narcissa Malfoy, the last Black he had any respect for.  The house elf couldn’t betray the Order, but told Narcissa “that the person Sirius cared most about in the world was [Harry] (pg. 831).”  The one person Harry would go to any lengths to rescue was Sirius.  Dumbledore points out that Sirius should have been nicer to Kreacher, but alas, the elf was a reminder of the home that Sirius hated. 

Dumbledore was trying to keep Sirius alive.  “People don’t like being locked up!” Harry angrily retorts; the headmaster did it to Harry all summer.  Dumbledore urges Harry for patience once more, he will tell the teen the truth.  He knew he was condemning the boy to ten dark and difficult years, he would have to suffer, but the blood protection left to him by his mother was his strongest shield.  Through the years, Dumbledore’s flaw was that he cared too much; he cared more for Harry’s happiness than knowing the truth, more for his peace of mind that for a plan.  The weapon the Order spoke about, was the prophecy; the knowledge of how to destroy Harry.

Dumbledore knows the prophecy despite it being smashed; he was the one who heard it originally, said by Trelawney: “The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies…and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not…and wither must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives (pg. 841).”

The other possible boy it meant is Neville Longbottom, but Dumbledore points out that when Voldemort chose the boy he thought most likely to be a danger, he chose a half-blood (like himself).  However, Voldemort had incomplete information.  While the prophecy was overheard, the eavesdropper was caught and pulled away after only the first half of the prophecy; the Dark Lord never head the part about the boy would have “power the Dark Lord knows not.”  Thus, he cannot “bear to reside in a body so full of the force he detests (pg. 844).”  The fact still remains that one will have to kill the other in the end.  He has nothing else to be saying about that subject at the moment.  In parting, he tells Harry that he did not make him a prefect, since he had enough responsibility to be going on with.

A lot of the explanation is cut out.  Kreacher is not mentioned, but then he’s barely in the movie anyway, and the movie portrays Sirius better overall.  Admittedly, the way Rowling wrote about Harry’s grief is poignant.  The fact remains that Dumbledore should have said something to Harry long before the events of this year, as he himself admits.  And the ‘trying to protect you because I care too much,’ is not a suitable reason.  All this year did to Harry was make him feel isolated.  He didn’t know what was going on and didn’t feel like he could talk to anyone.  One of the people who had answers withheld them and the person Harry felt like he could talk to, he had to be careful and also protect.  This is when we start distrusting Dumbledore.

The following morning, Fudge releases a statement, confirming the return of Lord Voldemort.  Harry visits his friends recovering in the Hospital Wing.  Umbridge is also there, in shock, but she startles when she hears the sound of hooves clip-clopping.  When Harry can’t stand being around his friends any longer, he starts to go see Hagrid.  He’s stopped by Draco, angry that his father is in Azkaban.  Harry pulls his wand and is caught by Snape.  McGonagall returns to Hogwarts and awards Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Neville, and Luna points for alerting the world to the return of You-Know-Who.  This allows Snape to take a few points from Harry.  Harry is still put out with Snape.  But a visit with Hagrid doesn’t improve his mood, when Hagrid tries to comfort him by saying that Sirius would have wanted to go out with battle.  So Harry leaves; he knows his desire to talk about Sirius varies with his mood.  He avoids the end-of-year feast and runs into Luna.  She’s searching for her missing items, which people steal and hide.

Harry is pleasantly surprised at King’s Cross station to find Moody, Tonks, and Remus waiting for him.  They want to have a chat with his aunt and uncle before letting Harry go home with them.  They have something to say about how he’s treated.  Moody threatens Vernon, “if we get any hint that Potter’s been mistreated in any way, you’ll have us to answer to (pg. 869).”  And yes, Vernon is the sort of man Moody can threaten and intimidate.  They’ll send someone along if they haven’t heard from Harry three days in a row.  Molly also promises Harry they will have him away as soon as possible.  A little hope to end the year.

There’s a hopeful scene at the end of the film, with Harry talking to his friends.  “Even though we have a fight ahead of us, we have one thing Voldemort doesn’t have.  Something worth fighting for.”

This is not one of my favorites in the series.  I’m not fond of teenage drama, particularly second-hand, and that pops up in this book.  I agree with the community that Umbridge is horrid, and I hate that Rowling killed off Sirius.  Like, come on!  You introduce him two books ago, he’s barely in the last one, and then you kill him off!  He was one of the few adults that Harry trusted and saw Harry as himself (and we are going to ignore the filmmakers’ decision for Sirius to mistake Harry for James for a minute).  Ok, as a writer, I can understand killing a beloved character and fallout for the main character.  But I don’t have to like it.

Apparently, Daniel Radcliffe was the one to suggest looking a bit like Professor Lupin while he was teaching Dumbledore’s Army.  (Also, Stephen King has said that the character of Dolores Umbridge was the ‘greatest make-believe villain to come along since Hannibal Lecter.’)  First movie of the series to not utilize any of Britain’s castles and cathedrals for filming locations; all of the interior Hogwarts scenes were filmed on studio sets.

And I will admit that I’m a little fascinated by Bellatrix Lestrange; she’s related to a beloved good character but is the polar opposite: crazy and evil.  And I have dressed up as her for Halloween (and I would love to be able to fit back into that costume that my mother made for me)

Up Next: Half-Blood Prince

Try saying “babbling, bumbling band of baboons” five times fast

Goblet of Fire

This films brings further recognizable names to the cast; David Tennant (the Tenth Doctor, voices Scrooge McDuck in the updated DuckTales cartoon, and voices Spitelout [Snotlout’s father] in the How to Train Your Dragon series and currently stars opposite Michael Sheen in Good Omens [no, I have not watched it yet]) as Barty Crouch Jr, Robert Pattinson (before he starred as Edward Cullen in Twilight) as Cedric Diggory, Brenan Gleeson [he’s father to Domhnall Gleeson, who we will see in later films as Bill Weasley] as Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody, Miranda Richardson (she’s appeared in Young Victoria, was the queen in the first Prince and Me movie, Madam Giry in Phantom of the Opera and Queen Mab/Lady of the Lake in Merlin [with Sam Neill and Helena Bonham Carter]) as Rita Skeeter, and Ralph Fiennes (the new M in James Bond, the Duke in The Duchess, and voiced Rameses in Prince of Egypt) as Lord Voldemort.

This is one of the first books that I awaited the midnight release of the novel; I believe my mother pre-ordered it.  We drove to the bookstore to get it and when we got home, I spent the next day and a half reading it.  And was good for nothing else.  When the movie came out, it also had a midnight release that I attended with one of my best friends.  The story opens on the Riddle House, which is very creepy, partly due to something strange and horrible that happened fifty years prior, when the maid found the three Riddles dead.  Now, they were unpopular and rude, and their son, Tom was the worst.  But there wasn’t a mark on their bodies, so the police couldn’t convict anyone, namely the gardener, Frank Bryce, of the crime.  Now, Frank ventures up to the house in the middle of the night, seeing lights on.  He comes across intruders, who speak of “Wormtail,” “Quidditch World Cup,” and “Muggles.”  Wormtail is arguing that something can be “done without Harry Potter.”  His Lord responds, “I have my reasons for using the boy…and I will use no other.  I have waited thirteen years.  A few more months will make no difference.  As for the protection surrounding the boy, I believe my plan will be effective (pg. 10).”  “One more death and our path to Harry Potter is clear (pg.10).”  A gigantic snake slithers into the room, which in the movie also contains Barty Crouch Jr, and Lord Voldemort is informed that Frank is outside the door.  He calls the old Muggle in and soon the man is dead.  “Two hundred miles away, the boy called Harry Potter woke with a start (pg. 15).” 

We know that this is Voldemort and Wormtail planning Harry’s death and when Harry wakes his scar is burning.  He’s understandably a bit upset and ponders who can speak to.  The Dursleys are out.  He debates if he should mention it to his friends, but dismisses the idea.  He needs someone like a parent; “an adult wizard whose advice he could ask without feeling stupid, someone who cared about him, who had experience with Dark Magic (pg. 22).”  The answer is simple and obvious: Sirius.  He can be forgiven for not instantly thinking of his godfather, since he didn’t even know he existed until two months prior and is still on the run.  Which made it “doubly hard to return to the Dursleys knowing that he had so nearly escaped them for ever (pg. 23).”

Don’t ask why, but I remembered that Harry hid snacks in his room in the book, after Dudley got placed on a diet, and all of Harry’s friends send food to ensure he didn’t starve.  Harry is then invited by the Weasleys to attend the Quidditch World Cup.  Molly sent a well-intention letter through the Muggle post, but the Dursleys did not appreciate the extra stamps or her familiar tone.  Ron sends a note with his owl, and Harry manages to convince the Dursleys to allow him to attend.  It was a battle for Vernon, between his two most fundamental instincts, to make Harry happy, which he has struggled against for thirteen years, and getting rid of Harry two weeks early and he hates having Harry in the house (pg. 31).  Mentioning Sirius helps sway them.  Arthur arrives, via the fireplace (which the Dursleys boarded up after the mass of acceptance letters arrived four years previously), with Ron and the twins.  The very brief visit does not end well when Dudley tries one of the magical treats that the twins dropped, on purpose.  This is all left out of the movie; Harry wakes at the Burrow

At the Burrow, Harry meets the eldest two Weasley boys; Bill and Charlie.  Bill works for Gringotts, but looks extremely cool, and Charlie works in Romania with dragons (they do not appear in the movie).  The twins are working on Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes, a joke shop, though Molly does not approve.  The Wizarding World receives some worldbuilding [which I take note of as an aspiring fantasy author] and we learn about Portkeys, Apparation, and other wizarding families, along with formally meeting Amos and Cedric Diggory.  The Weasleys, along with Harry and Hermione, sleep in a tent that is larger on the inside.  In the film, Harry remarks, “I love magic.”  They are guests of the minister in his box, along with the Malfoys, and meet Winky, Barty Crouch’s house-elf.  Percy works for Mr. Crouch at the Ministry.  And Harry watches his first professional Quidditch match; Ireland, vs Bulgaria, with their star Seeker, Viktor Krum.  Fred and George’s bet is correct, that Ireland wins the match, but Krum catches the Snitch.  The Ireland has superior Chasers and run the score up, so Krum catches the Snitch before they’re completely embarrassed.  Ron is impressed by Krum.  In the film, they are not in the box, but rather the top level of the stadium, nor do they meet Winky.  She’s cut completely from the film, as is Ludo Bagman (which honestly makes sense; he’s a side plot that doesn’t add much to the main plot).

The evening festivities are interrupted by screams and people fleeing with Death Eaters, followers of Voldemort, show up and Muggle bait, and cause mayhem.  Arthur goes to help the Ministry and sends the kids into the forest.  Harry, Ron, and Hermione get cut off from the rest and Harry loses his wand.  In the film, Harry stumbles and gets knocked out in the chaos of people fleeing.  Later, they hear a spell cast and a skull appears in the sky.  The Ministry arrives quickly and discovers the trio at the scene, but they can’t find who cast it.  Then, they come across Winky.  Hermione is appalled when Crouch dismisses the elf.  Arhtur fills Harry in on the meaning of what went on.  The sign in the sky was the Dark Mark, and it was cast wherever Voldemort and his followers killed and it spread terror throughout the wizarding community.

The younger kids are sent back to Hogwarts.  Hermione learns that the largest number of house elves in any dwelling in Britain work at Hogwarts, so she starts a campaign to get them wages and such, ignoring that the elves seem happy with their lot.  Dumbledore introduces a new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Alastor Moody, better known as “Mad-Eye” Moody, and announces that Hogwarts will host the Triwizard Tournament.  It is a friendly competition between the three largest European schools of wizardry; Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, and Durmstrang (which have already been mentioned in the story by other characters; further worldbuilding).  It is also a way to establish ties between young witches and wizards of different nations; each school will have a champion chosen to compete.  The delegations will arrive at Halloween.  The prize is the Triwizard Cup, glory for the school, and a thousand Galleons.  This year, they are putting in place an age restriction; one must be seventeen in order to compete.  The twins are upset; they’re only a few months away from their birthday.

Moody makes an impression on Hogwarts.  He turns Malfoy into a ferret for attacking Harry, to later be told off by Professor McGonagall that teachers are not supposed to use Transfiguration as punishment.  Then he shows the fourth-year students the three Unforgivable Curses, which the Ministry of Magic would disapprove of.  The first is the Imperius Curse, which allows a wizard or witch total control of their victim.  The second is the Cruciatous Curse, or pain curse.  Neville is shown to react badly to seeing this in the movie, Hermione calls out to Professor Moody to stop it.  And the third is the killing curse, “Avada Kedavara.”  Only one person is known to have survived the last curse, Harry. Moody promotes constant vigilance.  Ron remarks in the movie that Moody is brilliant; a bit demented and terrifying to be in the same room as him.  Their conversation trails off when they come across Neville.  Moody comes along and leads the other boy to his office.

Harry gets a response from Sirius; he’s flying north immediately.  This news is the latest in a series of strange rumors, and Dumbledore is reading signs.  Harry worries his godfather will be caught.  He tries to tell Sirius not to come, but Sirius persists.  Harry discovers in Defenses Against the Dark Arts class that he can throw off the Imperius Curse.

Durmstrang and their headmaster, Igor Karkaroff arrives in a ship on the Black Lake and Beauxbatons arrives in a flying carriage with their headmistress, Madame Olympe Maxime.  There is a welcoming feast and the tournament is explained further.  There will be three tasks that test the champions’ magical prowess, their daring, powers of deduction, and ability to cope with danger.  The Goblet of Fire is brought out; it will be the impartial selector.  Students are warned again that entering into the tournament is a binding magical contract.  Fred and George attempt to beat Dumbledore’s age line, and get beards for their troubles.

In the film, the schools are shown arriving at the start of the semester, not a couple months in.  Beauxbatons is shown as all-female and Durmstrang is shown as all-male (I do like the music that plays behind their entrance), and they show off a bit of magic with their entrances.

Ultimately, Viktor Krum is chosen as the Durmstrang champion, Fleur Delacour from Beauxbatons, and Cedric Diggory from Hogwarts.  However, the Goblet of Fire spits out another name: Harry Potter.  He tries to hide in the film when his name is called, but Hermione pushes him forward.  And everyone calls out the difference between the book and the movie with how Dumbledore asks Harry if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire.  In the book, it is stated he does so calmly.  In the movie, he’s more aggressive, but honestly, it’s not as crazy as we remember it.  It’s shown to be born of worry and he’s also trying to get to Harry before the other headmasters arrive.  Harry’s pushed back into some items; but the scene doesn’t jar us out of watching to story progress.  Harry did not put his name in the Goblet of Fire, he did not ask anyone else to put his name in and in both cases, Dumbledore readily believes him.  But Crouch persists that it is a binding contract; Harry will have to compete.  It is Moody in the film that points out whoever is behind it managed to hoodwink a very powerful magical artifact.  Harry and the other champions learn that they will not be told what the first task will entail.  It is to test their daring and courage in the face of the unknown.  They will be armed only with their wand and they are not permitted to ask or accept any help.

There is an added scene in the film with McGonagall, Snape, and Moody in Dumbledore’s office.  Minerva tells Dumbledore “don’t let Potter compete.”  First the Dark Mark, now this.  But Dumbledore abides by Crouch’s rules.  Minerva shoots back, when has that ever stopped Dumbledore before?  Snape agrees that this can be no mere coincidence, but they should let events unfold for the time being.  McGonagall disapproves of offering Harry as bait; he’s a boy, not a piece of meat.  Albus agrees with Severus, then asks Alastor to keep an eye on Harry.

The school turns on Harry, thinking he just wanted glory and to steal the spotlight from Cedric.  Worse, Ron doesn’t even believe Harry.  This is a major fight between the friends.  Harry doesn’t want enteral glory.  (And the movie audience is a bit shocked, at least the younger members of the audience, to hear Ron tell Harry to “Piss off.”)   Luckily, Hermione stands beside Harry and urges him to write Sirius.  Malfoy and Harry get into an argument and cast spells at each other, hitting Goyle and Hermione.  Hermione has to go to the hospital wing to have her teeth put to right (this bit does not appear in the film).

We’re introduced to Rita Skeeter as a reporter for the Daily Prophet at the Weighing of the Wands, and she dedicates most of her article to made-up stuff about Harry, courtesy of her Quick Quotes Quill, which does nothing to endear him to his schoolmates.  This must all stem from his traumatic past and may be a cry for attention, or a death wish.  In the film, when Harry remarks that they are sitting in a broom cupboard, Rita bites back that he should feel right at home [ok, low blow lady.]  Hagrid wants to meet up with Harry one evening, though in the film, this message passes through Ron to Hermione to Harry, amidst other people; it’s very confusing, and Hermione does not like being treated as an owl just because the boys refuse to speak to each other.  Hagrid brings Madame Maxime along, Harry hidden under his cloak…and shows them dragons that have been brought in for the first task, still insisting they are misunderstood creatures.  Harry races back to meet with Sirius in the fireplace of the Gryffindor Tower.  He’s interrupted by Ron and they have another argument.  Harry also decides to pull Cedric aside and tell him about the dragons. 

It’s here in the film that Draco approaches Harry, saying his father and he have a bet on Harry not lasting long in the tournament.  Harry retorts “I don’t give a damn what your father thinks.  He’s vile and cruel, and you’re just pathetic.”  When Draco pulls his wand, Moody turns him into a ferret, and yes, it’s hilarious.  McGonagall doesn’t approve; “What are you doing?”  “Teaching.”  “Is that a student?”  “Technically, it’s a ferret.”   She returns Draco to his usual self.  Draco pulls out the line “my father will hear about this!” but that doesn’t faze Moody.  McGonagall steps in again and reprimands Moody for using Transfiguration.  Harry and everyone else laughs, even Cedric and his buddies.  Moody pulls Harry aside and advises him to play to his strengths in the competition, and use a simple spell to get what he needs.  (In the film, he more directly pulls the answer from Harry to fly.)  Harry turns to Hermione to teach him the Summoning Charm.

Harry summons his Firebolt to fly against the Hungarian Horntail and capture a golden egg (Hermione shouts “your wand, Harry!  Your wand!” In the movie).  There’s more to the flight in the movie, with the Hungarian Horntail breaking free from its chain and taking the confrontation to the rooftops of the castle.  Harry takes a tumble near one of the bridges and the dragon falls, but he manages to make it back to the ring and get the egg.  Ron finally comes around that someone must have put Harry’s name in the Goblet.  The boys make up, and the rest of the school, after seeing what Harry had to face, finally side with Harry.  Our protagonist is happy with Ron be his side, having survived the first task and he’s got three whole months before the second.  When he goes to solve the clue in the egg, he finds out that it screeches.

On a fun side note, Hermione finds her way into the kitchen and shows Harry that Dobby is now working at Hogwarts.  He’s a free elf and has Dumbledore paying him one Galleon a week and he has a one day off a month, and he’s happy.  Unlike Winky, who misses Mr. Crouch.  Again, none of this appears in the film.

McGonagall next announces the Yule Ball, where everyone can socialize with their foreign guests.  Dress robes will be required and the champions and their partners are to open the ball with dancing.  She even instructs the Gryffindors in the movies, stating that the Yule Ball is an evening of “well-mannered frivolity.”  “The House of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries.  I will not have you, in the course of a single evening, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.”  (Maggie Smith is great!)  She calls Ron up to demonstrate and he’s nervous about putting his hand on her waist.  Neville is the first lad to step forward to learn and we see him practicing later.

Harry and Ron struggle to ask a girl to the ball, bemoaning that they travel in packs.  Though Harry gets asked by a few and is shocked and nervously says no.  In the film, he remarks he’d rather face the dragon again.  There’s also an incredible scene with Alan Rickman in the movie, taking place in study hall, where the boys are remarking their lack of dates.  Snape picks on duo, ignoring the fact that others are talking, smacking Ron and Harry over the head with a notebook, then forcing their heads down.  Actually, he’d really like to ask out Cho Chang, but hasn’t plucked up the courage.  When he finally manages to talk to Cho, he finds out that she’s already doing with Cedric (which changes Harry’s opinion on his schoolmate a little).  She’s very kind in the film, admitting that she is truthfully sorry she can’t go with Harry since she’s already agreed to someone else; she doesn’t who at this point in the film.  Ron attempts to ask Fleur Delacour and finds out that Neville tried to ask out Hermione, but she’s already going with someone, though Ron does not believe it.  He even asks Hermione and is told the same thing.  “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl (pg. 400)!”  And Ron still doesn’t believe her.  Ginny ends up going with Neville, so Harry finds Parvati Patil, who arranges for her twin sister, Padma, to go with Ron.  Harry feels that the ball is more trouble than it’s worth.

The night of the Yule Ball, Roger Davis accompanies Fleur, Cedric takes Cho, and Krum takes Hermione.  Ron is not pleased.  Hermione looks lovely in her gown (yes, it’s pink compared to blue in the film, but still pretty.  I had my hair arranged like hers from prom.)  Harry and Ron are rude and ignore their dates, who gleefully hang out with Beauxbatons boys.  Neville impresses everyone with his waltzing.  Harry is not great (admittedly, Daniel only had a few days to rehearse that bit compared to everyone else, but Harry isn’t supposed to be good anyway).  And there is rock’n’roll in the wizarding world with Do the Hippogriff.  In the book, the two boys wander outside and notice Karkaroff speaking to Snape, and Hagrid speaking to Madame Maxime and overhear him mention he’s a half-giant.  The night ends with another argument between Ron and Hermione: “next time there’s a ball, ask me before someone else does and not as a last resort (pg.432)!”  Hermione had been enjoying a nice evening with Krum, and now Ron has spoiled everything.  She’s left crying on the stairs in the movie.  Harry’s night doesn’t end well either, with another dream about the graveyard.

When classes start back up, another Skeeter article runs, revealing Hagrid as a half-giant and calling him out for his dangerous classes.  Next time he sees Skeeter, he shouts at her, and Hermione manages to get riled up.  Hermione’s worried about Harry and the next task, remarking that the “tasks are designed to test you, in the most brutal way, they’re almost cruel.”

Cedric repays Harry’s tip on the dragon by suggesting he take a bath with his egg in the prefect’s bathroom.  Harry finally sets his pride aside and does so, only to be interrupted by Moaning Myrtle.  Who does suggest he put the egg in the water, and flirt with him. He finally hears the clue and figures out that the voices that cannot be heard above ground means merepeople: “Come seek us where our voices sound.  We cannot sing above the ground.  An hour long you’ll have to look.  To recover what we took.”  On his way back to his dorm, Harry stumbles across Moody and Snape.  Moody manages to help Harry, though discovers the map and asks to borrow it.  Harry then has to find a way to breathe underwater.  Dobby comes through at the last minute with gillyweed.  Again, since Dobby is cut out of the film, Neville is brought in to help Harry.  Each champion must retrieve someone from the bottom of the Black Lake within an hour.  Ron is Harry’s hostage, Hermione is Krum’s, Cho for Cedric, and Fleur’s little sister.  Harry actually is the first to get to the hostages and wants to make sure everyone is rescued.  Krum, who partially transfigured into a shark, and Cedric, who used a Bubblehead Charm, arrive and leave.  When Fleur does not, Harry grabs the young girl and kicks to the surface with both hostages.  The judges score him well for his actions.  Harry earns the respect of Fleur for saving her sister, and even Ron gets a kiss since he helped.  The third task will take place at the end of June.

Another Skeeter article runs; this time calling Hermione out for being associated with both Harry and Viktor Krum.  Sirius has arrived in Hogsmeade and is hiding out.  Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to visit him.  Sirius tells Harry he is fulfilling his duty as godfather and keeping an eye on him.  He passes himself off as a loveable stray, Snuffles.  He’s not fond of Crouch and says “if you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals (pg. 525).”  Crouch was the one who sent Sirius to Azkaban without a trial.  He fought violence with violence and authorized the use of Unforgivable Curses against suspects.  “I would say he became as ruthless and cruel as many on the Dark Side (pg. 527).”  Crouch’s rise to fame was derailed when his son, Barty Crouch Jr, was found with Death Eaters.  He sent his son to Azkaban, where the boy died.  They already know Karkaroff was a Death Eater; as for Snape, he was part of a group of Slytherins who turned out to be Death Eaters, though Sirius never heard of Snape being accused.  Sadly, this face-to-face meeting was cut from the film.  The only time that Sirius actually appears is as a face in the fireplace.

It’s a good thing there won’t be a Quidditch Cup this year, because they’ve taken over the field to grow a maze for the third task, which will be filled with obstacles for the champions.  As the champions walk back to the castle, Krum pulls Harry aside to ask about Hermione.  Harry is quick to assure the Bulgarian that he and Hermione are only friends.  Then they’re set on by Crouch, who is very confused, managing to get across that he needs to see Dumbledore, something about Voldemort and Harry is his fault.  When Harry gets back, Krum has been attacked and Moody has to go searching for Crouch.  This happens a bit differently in the movie, but the same result.  Harry now dreams of Voldemort and Wormtail in Divination class.  He decides it’s time to go to Dumbledore, where he’s instructed to wait in Dumbledore’s office.  He spies a stone basin with silver light.  He prods the surface with his wand (magic has taught him that much at least), and falls into a memory, where the younger Dumbledore can’t hear him.  There’s a trial, where Karkaroff names other Death Eaters, including Snape, whom Dumbledore has already testified turn spy for the Light Side.  None of the other names do any good.  Four more Death Eaters are led in, charged with torturing Frank and Alice Longbottom (Neville’s parents).  One is Crouch’s son, whom shouts for his father, but he’s sent to Azkaban. 

The trials are condensed into one in the film, with Karkaroff naming Barty Crouch Jr as a Death Eater.  The young man is in attendance and is taken into custody.  He’s already showing his madness here, yelling at his father, with a telltale flicker of his tongue.

Dumbledore pulls Harry out and they talk about the memories, warning “curiosity is not a crime, Harry.  But you should exercise caution.”  Harry explains that his scar has been hurting and Dumbledore theorizes that it hurts when Voldemort is near or feeling particularly hateful.  The two are connected by the curse that failed.  Leaving, Harry thinks that “it all came back to Voldemort…he was the one who had torn those families apart, who had ruined all these lives (pg. 607).”  In the film, Harry asks Dumbledore whether his dreams are really happening.  The old wizard’s response is to tell the teen, it is unwise to linger on them and best to cast them aside (not helpful).

In preparation for the third task, the trio practice hexes (even with McGonagall’s permission after she gets tired of walking in on them).  Sirius sends along guidance; his primary concern is keeping Harry safe.  Voldemort can’t touch him while under Dumbledore’s protection.

The champions are informed that professors will be patrolling the outside of the maze (with a fun little Hogwarts March tune), should any run into difficulty and wish to be recues, they are to send up red sparks.  Once in the maze, the lack of obstacles unnerves Harry.  He manages to save Cedric from Krum, then runs into a sphinx [which I was disappointed was not in the movie.  And the phrasing makes me wonder if it was influenced at all by Tolkien’s cave scene].  Harry saves Cedric from a spider [luckily not in the film; I am not fond of spiders.  Instead, the walls of the maze are more alive and will try to crush the champions], though Cedric is closer to the Cup.  Cedric argues that Harry should take the Cup; he’s saved him twice in the maze.  Harry compromises; they should both take it; it’ll still be a Hogwarts win.

The boys find out upon touching the Cup that it’s a Portkey and they’re brought to a graveyard.  Harry’s scar explodes with pain; “it was agony such as he had never felt in all his life (pg. 637).”  A voice calls out “kill the spare” and Cedric dies in a flash of green.  Harry is tied to Tom Riddle’s headstone by Wormtail.  There’s also a cauldron, in to which Wormtail dumps a diminutive form.  Then he incants, “bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son!  Flesh of the servant, willingly given, you will revive your master.  Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken, you will resurrect your foe.”  The flesh of the servant in Wormtail’s hand, and the blood of the enemy is taken from Harry. 

A man emerges with a “face that had haunted his [Harry’s] nightmares for three years.  Whiter than a skull, with wide, livid scarlet eyes and a nose that was flat as a snake’s with slits for nostrils…Lord Voldemort had risen again (pg. 643).”  [Ralph’s blue eyes are used in the film so his performance would not be impeded, and it was felt that the blue eyes actually made Voldemort creepier.]  Voldemort touches Wormtail’s tattoo of the Dark Mark and Harry’s scar erupts in pain again.  Death Eaters arrive.  Voldemort ponders aloud how many will be brave enough to return.  How many will be foolish enough to stay away.  To his followers, he asks why none of them tried to seek their Lord out.  Perhaps they believed that Dumbledore’s power was greater.  He wants thirteen years’ worth of repayment from them.  He rewards Wormtail with a silver hand.  He points to an empty spot, where three Death Eaters are missing; one who is too cowardly to return; he will pay.  One has left forever and will thus be killed, and one is his most faithful servant and has already reentered service to his lord.

With Harry’s blood in his body, it now negates the protection Lily’s sacrifice had on Harry.  Voldemort can touch him now.  Again, Harry’s scar feels like it will split in pain.  Voldemort mocks those who believed this boy ever truly defeated him.  “I, who have gone further than anybody along the path that leads to immortality.  You know my goal – to conquer death.  And now, I was tested, and it appeared that one or more of my experiments had worked…for I had not been killed (pg. 653).”  In his resurrection ritual, he wanted Harry’s blood, the “blood of the one who had stripped me of power thirteen years ago…for the lingering protection his mother once gave him would then reside in my veins too (pg. 657).”  Harry was better protected than even he knows.  But Voldemort’s faithful servant entered Harry into the Triwizard Tournament.

Now he uses Crucio on Harry.  Further pain than Harry’s ever felt.  Voldemort continues speaking; Harry escaped the first time by luck and now the Dark Lord will prove his power by killing Harry.  He will be allowed to fight, so no doubt will be left on who is stronger.  “Bow to death, Harry,” he commands.  “Harry did not bow.  He was not going to let Voldemort play with him before killing him…he was not going to give him that satisfaction (pg.660).”

The speech is changed a little in movie, but it’s just as good: “I’m going to kill you, Harry Potter.  I’m going to destroy you.  After tonight, noe one will ever again question my powers.  After tonight, if they speak of you, they’ll speak only of how you begged for death.  And I, being a merciful Lord, obliged.”  “I want you to look at me when I kill you!  I want to see the light leave your eyes!”

“And now you face me, like a man…straight-backed and proud, the way your father died (pg. 660),” Voldemort taunts Harry.  He shoots Crucio and Imperio at Harry, but the teen doges the next spell, with reflexes born of Quidditch training.  Harry finally shoots Expelliarmus against Voldemort’s Avada Kedavara.  Their red and green beams meet and connects.  Harry instinctively knows he mustn’t break the connection.  A bead of light floats between the two wands and Harry manages to force to Voldemort’s.  Cedric’s form emerges from the wand, then an old man, finally Lily and James Potter.  They can give Harry some time in order to get to the Portkey, and Cedric asks Harry to take his body back.  At their command, Harry breaks away and runs, summoning the Cup to him, and grabs Cedric.

[I almost hate to admit it, but I like the…it’s not quite banter, because there’s no humor, but Voldemort is well written in this spot.  Yes, he’s mocking Harry and he’s treating Harry like a teenager; he refers to him as a boy occasionally, but the dialogue would also work against an adult.]

When he lands in front of the maze at Hogwarts, he manages to inform Dumbledore that Voldemort is back, though he won’t let go of Cedric.  Dumbledore manages to pick Harry up, there is screaming erupting in the stands, and sobs.  People talk over each other and Harry is rather out of it.  In the movie, it’s more heart-rending.  Harry’s sobbing while he tells Dumbledore “he’s back, Voldemort’s back,” and he couldn’t leave Cedric, not there.  Dumbledore calms Harry, “you’re both home.”  Fleur screams when she sees Cedric’s dead and Fudge tells McGonagall and Snape to keep the crowd back.  Snape even steps to Dumbledore’s side.  Amos makes his way to the front and sobs when he sees it’s his son, his boy.  Arthur Weasley is behind him and Ron and Hermione start to make their way forward to see Harry.  And Harry hasn’t stopped crying.

Moody takes Harry back to the castle and Harry starts explaining.  Moody knows there’s a Death Eater at Hogwarts and they put Harry’s name in the Goblet, though it wasn’t Karkaroff.  He fled.  Then, in his office, Moody admits that he was the one who did it and asks Harry if Voldemort forgave the Death Eaters who didn’t try to find the Dark Lord.  It was Moody who cast the Dark Mark at the Quidditch World Cup and he hates the Death Eaters who walked free; he wants them punished and tortured.  During the Tournament, Moody frightened off every person who might hurt or prevent Harry from winning, though he had to be careful not to tip his hand.  He grouses he had to contend with Harry’s stupidity, such as planting the book on underwater plants with Longbottom early in the year.  Harry has a “steak of pride and independence that might have ruined it all (pg. 677).”  In the maze, Moody stunned Fleur and put the Imperius Curse on Krum to finish off Cedric.

None of this is making sense to Harry.  Moody continues; the Dark Lord will reward him when he kills Harry.  He will be honored beyond all other Death Eaters, Voldemort’s closest supporter, closer than a son.  He and the Dark Lord have much in common; disappointing fathers that they were named for, and they both had to kill their fathers to ensure the rise of the Dark Order.  At this point, Moody is stunned by Dumbledore, alongside Snape and McGonagall.  Harry now understands why Dumbledore is the only wizard Voldemort fears.  He looks more terrible than ever, with cold fury in every line of his ancient face.  “A sense of power radiated from Dumbledore as though he were giving off burning heat (pg. 679).”

Dumbledore has Harry stay, so he will understand, which is the first step to acceptance, “and only with acceptance can there be recovery (pg.680).”  Harry “needs to know who has put him through the ordeal he has suffered tonight, and why (pg. 680).”  [This is when we still like and trust Dumbledore.]  This man before Harry is not Alastor Moody; Harry has never known the real Moody.  The real Moody “would not have removed you from my sight after what happened tonight (pg. 680).”  [It’s good to know that there are good adults who would have looked after Harry in a traumatic situation.]  With that action, Dumbledore knew something was wrong and followed ‘Moody.’  The headmaster has Snape use his truth potion (Veritaserum) on the man; he also sends McGonagall to fetch a black dock from Hagrid’s and take it to the headmaster’s office.  In the film, the cut on Harry’s arm almost echoes the Dark Mark, though opposite arms, best seen when Dumbledore compares it to Crouch Jr’s tattoo.

Dumbledore continues his investigation; in the seventh compartment of the trunk is the real Alastor Moody.  The flask that the man has been carrying is filled with Polyjuice Potion; it’s a well-known fact that the real Alastor only drinks from his flask.  The imposter is really Barty Crouch Jr.  His mother saved him from Azkaban and died in his place, but his father kept him hidden away at home, concealed and controlled, with only Winky to care for him.  The secret got out to Bertha Jorkins, a Ministry employee, whom Crouch Sr put under a Memory Charm.  When she wandered across Voldemort’s path, he broke that Charm, got his information, then killed her [this whole bit was left out of the movie; again, it would have dragged the story to put in all the side plots].  Crouch Jr was actually at the Quidditch World Cup, in the box with Harry and the Weasleys, under an Invisibility Cloak alongside Winky.  He’d been growing stronger, fighting his father’s magical control, and saw the opportunity to steal a wizard’s wand – Harry’s.  When Crouch Jr heard the Death Eaters, the ones who had escaped Azkaban, he used the stolen wand to cast the Dark Mark.  When the Ministry sent stunners into the woods, he was caught and finding Winky at the scene, his father knew what happened.  Voldemort comes to the Crouch home, frees Jr and puts Sr under the Imperius Curse.  That is why Percy Weasley took on many of Crouch Sr’s responsibilities [also not seen in the movie].  Voldemort tasks Barty Crouch Jr as his servant at Hogwarts, impersonating Alastor Moody.  When Harry met Crouch Sr acting oddly, it was after the old man had escaped; Crouch Jr had been hiding out, and killed his father while Harry went for help, then circled back around as Moody and pretended to look for Crouch Sr.  It was also Crouch Jr who turned the Triwizard Cup into a Portkey.

Testimony over, Dumbledore takes Harry to his office, where Sirius is waiting.  Harry would rather not think about the memories he has of this night.  Dumbledore understands Harry’s feelings and if it would help to put them off in an enchanted sleep, he would do it.  But “numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it (pg. 695).”  Harry has already been brave beyond Dumbledore’s expectation; the old man is asking for a little more courage from the teen.  Harry recounts the events in the graveyard.  For a moment, when he mentions that his mother’s blood protection is over, Harry thinks he sees “a gleam of something like triumph in Dumbledore’s eyes (pg. 696).”  Dumbledore explains that when Harry’s and Voldemort’s wands connected, it was Priori Incantatem, along with the fact that their wands share a core, a tailfeather from Fawkes.  When a wand meets its brother, it will not work properly against each other when forced to battle.  One will force the other wand to regurgitate spells in reverse order.

Now, Dumbledore will take Harry to the hospital wing to get some peaceful sleep; Sirius may stay with him as Padfoot.  “You have shown bravery equal to those who died fighting Voldemort at the height of his powers.  You have shouldered a grown wizard’s burden and found yourself equal to it (pg. 699).”  Waiting for him in the hospital wing are the Weasleys and Hermione.  Dumbledore informs them not to ask Harry any questions that night.  Later, Harry is woken to angry voices.  Fudge refuses to believe that Voldemort is back and took care of Crouch Jr before he could testify again.  Fudge no longer believes Harry’s word, listening to Skeeter’s gossip that he’s mentally disturbed.  He fears the news will start a panic that will destabilize everything.  Dumbledore argues for the Minister to see sense; “you are blinded…by the love of the office you hold, Cornelius!  You place too much importance, and you always have done, on the so-called purity of blood!  You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be (pg. 708)!”  [And this is why we liked Rowling, until recently.]  If Fudge will take steps now, he will be remembered as brave and the greatest Minister of Magic.  “Fail to act – and history will remember you as the man who stepped aside and allowed Voldemort a second chance to destroy the world we have tried to rebuild (pg. 708)!”

In response, Fudge calls Dumbledore man and insane.  This is a parting of ways.  Snape even shows his Dark Mark, that it’s grown darker all year, but Fudge refuses to see reason.  He leaves.  Dumbledore asks Molly and Arthur for help.  Then he has Sirius resume his normal form and face Snape.  He will ask for a lack of open hostility between the two rivals; they are on the same side.  He tasks Sirius to gather Lupin and the old crowd.  Harry already misses his godfather’s presence by his side.  Snape in turn, is ready for what Dumbledore will asks.  He leaves.  Left alone with the Weasleys, Molly offers Harry a hug.  And the poor boy has no memory of being hugged like by a mother.

This is all left out of the film, sadly.

When Harry awakes again, he meets with Cedric’s parents, who do not blame Harry.  Harry tries offering them the winnings, but they won’t take it.  Harry doesn’t want it.  There is a memorial service for Cedric.  “Cedric Diggory was…exceptionally hard-working, infinitely fair-minded, and most importantly, a fierce, fierce friend.”  Dumbledore announces that Cedric was murdered by Voldemort; the Ministry of Magic does not want him to tell, but that would be an insult to Cedric’s memory.  He advocates, “in light of Lord Voldemort’s return, we are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.  Lord Voldemort’s gift for spreading discord and enmity is very great.  We can fight it only by showing an equally strong bond of friendship and trust (ph. 723).” 

The movie puts it: “while we may come from different places and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one” [which the world would do well to remember].  “In light of recent events, the bonds of friendship we made this year will be more important than ever.”  Remember that, and Cedric Diggory will not have died in vain.  And remember the young man that was brave, kind, honest, and true to the very end.  After the service, Dumbledore visits Harry in his dorm.  “O put you in terrible danger this year, Harry.  I’m sorry” [it’s nice he apologized.]  Harry does ask about seeing his parents, but Dumbledore doesn’t bring up the shared wand cores.  Instead, Dumbledore says “dark and difficult times lay ahead.  Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.  But remember this.  You have friends here.  You are not alone.”

Krum asks Hermione to write to him.  Fleur and her sister kiss Ron farewell.  Ron asks “do you ever think we’ll just have a quiet year at Hogwarts?”  Both Hermione and Harry answer no.  “Oh well, what’s life without a few dragons?”

There’s some good news on the train ride home.  Rita Skeeter won’t be writing any more terrible articles for a while; Hermione figured out how she had been able to get private information.  She’s an unregistered Animagus; a beetle.  Hermione managed to catch her the night in the hospital wing and is keeping her in a jar.  Malfoy and his cronies try to start a fight, but the twins join the trio in hexing the Slytherins, then tossing them in another compartment.  Harry gives the twins his winnings as they exit the train, telling them to use it for their joke shop.  Oh, and maybe get Ron some new dress robes.  This is also left out of the film.

I have to admit, this book and movie were better than I remember them being.  There are some excellently written passages, and the movie dialogue is just as good.  Yes, the book drags on and the movie rightly cut side plots that didn’t really aid the main plot.  I mean, I don’t like the teen drama, but I also didn’t like teen drama when I was a teenager.  The plot has matured, alongside the characters.  Events and happenings are getting darker.

I will say, there is a fanfiction story that I highly recommend that is an alternate universe following the end of Prisoner of Azkaban and follows the plotline of Goblet of Fire.  It’s A Marauder’s Plan by CatsAreCool.  It is one of the best written Harry Potter fanfictions I’ve read, and my favorite thing is Sirius is in it way more.  So, I definitely recommend you read it (it’s one of those that you wish was actual canon).

Up Next: Order of the Phoenix

“Turn to page 394”

Prisoner of Azkaban

First, apologies that this is so late in coming; life got a little topsy turvy at the end of 2023; though hopefully it will settle into something manageable now – I have a regular schedule and have left retail behind.  So, let’s jump back into our journey with my favorite Harry Potter.  I adore the book, the film, even the soundtrack.  I also remember a birthday party my best friend threw that was Harry Potter themed, and she had a sweatshirt that looked like Hermione’s.  There’s a picture somewhere.  I think that party even including going to see the film in IMAX at the Carnegie Science Center in Pittsburgh.

Gary Oldman (he finally won an Oscar in 2018 for portraying Winston Churchill in Darkest Hour, but he’s also been James Gordon in Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight movies.  He was in Tinker Tailor Solider Spy [which I know by name only and all the commercials about it], he was also in Red Riding Hood, the voice of the villain Ruber in Quest for Camelot, starred as Dracula in Bram Stoker’s Dracula [I’ve seen scenes from, courtesy of my college roommate], but I will always first remember him as Ivan Korshunov in Air Force One) is brought in as Sirius Black.  David Thewlis (he’s been playing bad guys lately, but we love him as Lupin; he was Grail in Enola Holmes 2, Sir Patrick/Ares in Wonder Woman, though he was in Kingdom of Heaven) as Remus Lupin.

Emma Thompson (P.L. Travers [the author of Mary Poppins, in Saving Mr. Banks, the voice of Elinor, the mother in Brave, and she voiced Captain Amelia in Treasure Planet; she met back up with Emma Watson in the live action Beauty and the Beast as Mrs. Potts.  She’s the titular Nanny McPhee, and starred opposite Alan Rickman in Sense and Sensibility,and I find this hilarious; she’s Trunchbull in the film on Matilda the Musical…considering she was in this film with the one who was Trunchbull in the film) as Sybil Trelawney, and Michael Gambon (he is often mistaken for Ian McKellan [there was a running gag between the two, which I’ll get into when we go behind the scenes in Hobbit and Lord of the Rings], though he has also appeared in The Hollow Crown, a few episodes of Doctor Who, The King’s Speech, and Amazing Grace, and sadly passed away last September) takes over as Albus Dumbledore. 

We’ve seen Timothy Spall in Sweeney Todd (Alan Rickman is also in the film; which I’ve watched once and don’t intend to watch again), Nathaniel in Enchanted, and Simon in Last Samurai (we blame this on my high school boyfriend); here, he’s Peter Pettigrew.  Pam Ferris (she was in the Tolkien movie [which we will cover], and I will always remember as Trunchbull in the 1996 Matilda film with Danny DeVito and Mara Wilson) makes an appearance as Aunt Marge and Julie Christie is Madame Rosmerta.  There is also a new director, and this was the last Harry Potter film that John Willams composed [who just won his 26th Grammy for Best Score for the latest Indiana Jones film at the age of 92].

We start back in Privet Drive for summer holidays, which Harry is not enjoying.  He has to do his homework at night because Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon tried to lock his school supplies away, but Harry snuck some out and keeps them hidden in his bedroom.  Ron attempted a phone call, but that did not end well.  Harry does manage to hear about an escaped prisoner, Sirius Black, but doesn’t think much about it.  Vernon’s sister, Marge comes for a visit and she delights in hearing how Harry attends St. Brutus school for criminal boys.  Harry has to stay on his best behavior so Vernon will sign his permission slip to visit Hogsmeade village.  But she goes too far in insulting Harry’s parents and in his anger, Harry manages to blow Aunt Marge up like a balloon.  He grabs his stuff and makes a run for it, “anywhere is better than here.”  He does spot a dark dog in the shadows while he escapes, but is almost flattened by a purple triple-decker bus; the Knight Bus, which rescues stranded witches and wizards.  Harry has it take him to the Leaky Cauldron in London.  In the film, it’s a harrowing ride, zooming between traffic with a fast-paced soundtrack.  Onboard, Harry catches a glimpse of Sirus Black in the Daily Prophet and finds out he’s wanted in the wizarding world for being a supporter of Voldemort and murdering thirteen people with a single curse and is the only prisoner to have successfully escaped Azkaban prison.

Harry meets Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge at the Leaky Cauldron, who is just glad that Harry has arrived safely and waves away the matter with using magic on his aunt.  “We have a killer on the loose.”  Harry gets to explore Diagon Alley in the meantime and eventually meets up with the Weasleys and Hermione.  Scabbers, Ron’s pet rat, is looking off, and Ron is not pleased when Hermione buys a cat, Crookshanks.  Harry overhears Arthur and Molly Weasley talking about Sirius Black being after Harry.  He later convinces Mr. Weasley that he won’t go looking after Black; “why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?”

The kids return to Hogwarts and there is a man sleeping in the compartment our trio sits in, Professor R.J. Lupin according to his luggage.  They figure he is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.  The train makes an unplanned stop, becoming freezing cold as the Azkaban guards, dementors, enter, searching for Black [they do look a bit like the Nazgul from Lord of the Rings].  Harry hears screaming and passes out; the dementors are chased away by Lupin, who then feeds Harry chocolate to combat the after effects.  Harry notes that Snape seems to loathe Lupin upon sight, but the trio are happy for the new teacher and that Hagrid is the new Care of Magical Creatures professor; which also explains the Monster Book of Monsters that tries to bite your hand when you open it.  Harry feels home at last in his dormitory.  The track Double Trouble from the soundtrack, performed by a student choir, has lyrics based on the witches from Shakespeare’s MacBeth: “Double, double, toil and trouble/fire burn and cauldron bubble” etc. (which is why I wanted to read that section when we read it in AP English senior year of high school).

I think Michael Gambon gives an excellent start-of-year speech, balancing sternness one expects from a headmaster, and the quirkiness who know the character to has, ending with “you know, happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if only remembers, to turn on the light.”

The friends start their new classes, though Ron and Harry wonder how Hermione is attending all of hers.  In addition to Care of Magical Creatures, they’ve signed up for Divination, where Professor Trelawney is quick to determine that Harry’s teacup shows the Grim, a large black dog, an omen of death.  Hermione is not keen on the subject.  In the book, McGonagall is quick to inform her third years students “Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school.  None of them has died yet.  Seeing death omens is her favorite way of greetings a new class (pg. 109).”  But they’re soon distracted by meeting hippogriffs in their first class with Hagrid.  Hagrid has Harry ride Buckbeak to show the other kids he’s not dangerous (accompanied by a brilliant Willams’ soundtrack).  Draco, trying to prove his bravery, insults the hippogriff and gets scratched, which puts a damper on everything. 

Defense Against the Dark Arts becomes an exciting class.  Lupin shows them how to defeat boggarts, which shows people their greatest fear.  But they are defeated by laughter and the spell Riddikulus; one must imagine how to turn their fear into something funny.  Lupin’s first student is Neville, who fears Professor Snape [we’ll get into why this is a mark against Snape down the road].  He imagines Snape in his grandmother’s clothing, and it is rather funny (and kudos to Alan Rickman for wearing that).  Lupin prevents Harry from facing the boggart.  Later, Harry asks him why (and I love this scene in the film; set on a bridge and accompanied by a bittersweet theme).  Lupin admits he figured that Voldemort would appear.  Harry first thought of Voldemort, but then remembered the dementors.  Lupin commends Harry; what Harry fears the most is fear; it’s very wise.  Harry admits he heard screaming and has figured out it was his mother screaming, the night she was killed.  Lupin explains that dementors force a person to relive their very worst memories; “our pain becomes their power.”  And Lupin knew Harry’s mother; she was a gifted witch, but also an uncommonly kind woman.  She could see the beauty in others, particularly when they couldn’t see it themselves.  Lupin also knew James and comments he had a talent for trouble, which rumor has it, Harry has inherited.  “You’re more like them than you know, Harry.”

The film uses the Whomping Willow to track the seasons, which is a beautiful imagery.  Halloween evening, the portrait of the Fat Lady is attacked by Sirius Black.  Dumbledore has the castle searched and the students sleep in the Great Hall.  When Snape expresses concern to the headmaster that Black may have inside help, Dumbledore responds “I do not believe a single person inside this castle would have helped Black enter it (pg. 166).”  Harry also overhears Snape ask Dumbledore if Harry should be warned.  The headmaster responds “perhaps, but for now, let him sleep.  For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own.  Let them swim in the deepest ocean, or glide over the highest cloud.”  (Again, wonderfully written and wonderfully spoken.)  Sir Cadogan is the temporary portrait and delights in changing the password constantly.

One day, Snape has to fill in for Lupin in Defense Against the Dark Arts, which is a position he covets.  He elects to teach the class about werewolves, which they’re not supposed to be studying yet.  “Turn to page 394,” he directs (who knew that line would become iconic?)  Hermione attempts to answer Snape’s questions, but he ignores her and when she persists, he rounds on her, “are you incapable of restraining yourself or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?” [let’s point out this is another point against Snape as a good guy]

In Quidditch, the Gryffindor team is determined to win the Cup this year.  They play against Hufflepuff and their seeker, Cedric Diggory, in a torrential downpour.  However, when Harry is about to get the Snitch, a chill comes over him and he hears his mother’s screams.  He falls off his broom, slowed only by Dumbledore.  They lose the match and Harry’s broom had flown into the Whomping Willow, and is now in pieces.  Afterwards, Harry goes to Lupin for help; Lupin was able to make the dementors on the train leave and he wants to learn.  Lupin accepts, and stresses that Harry is not weak.  He has true horrors in his past.  But lessons will have to wait until he is feeling better.

Fred and George Weasley decide to help Harry get into Hogsmeade undetected, and pass along the Marauder’s Map, created by Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.  It can be opened with the phrase “I solemnly swear I am up to no good” [just about the most iconic phrase of the entire series] and closed with “Mischief Managed.”  It shows where everyone is within Hogwarts, every minute of every day.  Allowing Harry to sneak around.  Harry’s able to visit the Three Broomsticks and order butterbeer, and Honeydukes, the sweet shop, and take a look at the Shrieking Shack, which is supposed to be the most haunted spot in Britain. 

While sitting with Ron and Hermione in the Three Broomsticks, they see Minister Fudge enter with Hagrid and McGonagall.  They hear the phrase “Sirius Black,” and Harry sneaks up to overhear their conversation.  He discovers that Sirius was best friends with his father, James, and to this day, remains Harry’s godfather.  The story is that Sirius was serving Voldemort and led him right to the Potters the night they were killed.  McGonagall remarks in the film, “Sirius Black may not have put his hands to the Potters, but he’s the reason they’re dead.”  Harry is upset and Ron and Hermione rush after him.  “He was their friend, and he betrayed them….I hope he finds me, because when he does, I’m going to be ready.  When he does, I’m going to kill him!”

In the book, Harry receives the new Firebolt broomstick for Christmas.  He’s thrilled, but Hermione reports it to McGonagall because she believes that it was sent by Sirius Black.  The broomstick is confiscated and Ron is furious with Hermione.  He’s already mad at her because Crookshanks keeps trying to get to Scabbers.  Later, when Scabbers goes missing and there’s blood on Ron’s sheets, he yells at Hermione.  “It looked like the end of Ron and Hermione’s friendship.  Each was so angry with the other that Harry couldn’t see how they’d ever make up (pg. 252).”  Part of this is dropped in the film.

Harry starts attending lessons with Lupin to learn the Patronus charm to repel dementors.  It creates a Patronus, which acts as a barrier.  But it’s conjured by thinking of a happy memory.  Harry has few of those.  He tries thinking of the first time he rode a broom, but it wasn’t strong enough.  They use a boggart for practice.  Now Harry has started to hear his father’s voice as well when the dementors come near.  In the film, he succeeds by recalling a distant memory of his parents talking.  And for some reason, I love the imagery of him playing with the flame of the candle.

The next Quidditch match is against Ravenclaw; their seeker is Cho Chang, whom Harry couldn’t help but notice is pretty.  Wood shouts at him “this is no time to be a gentleman!  Knock her off her broom if you have to (pg. 291)!”  Three dementors come on to the field and Harry executes a corporeal Patronus and chase them off.  Except, they weren’t real dementors, they were Draco Malfoy and some of his cronies.  McGonagall enjoys setting a punishment on the Slytherins.  This part is left out of the film.  Also left out is an attack on Ron in the Gryffindor dormitory by Sirius Black.  He had a list of the passwords, which had been lost by Neville.

The movie and book differ a little on one incident.  Harry does play a prank on Malfoy while in Hogsmeade, under the Invisibility Cloak.  In the book, the cloak slips and Draco sees Harry, then reports it to Snape.  When Snape demands Harry turn out his pockets, he finds the Marauder’s Map.  He demands it reveals it’s secrets.  Its answer is to insult Snape and tells him “to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business.”  In the film, Harry is looking at the map at night and notices someone walking around by the name of Peter Pettigrew, another of James and Sirius’ friends, whom Sirius supposedly killed.  So how can he be on the map?  Harry goes to investigate and comes across Snape.  Both the book and film do include the line “my dad didn’t strut, and neither do I,” as Harry’s comeback to Snape.  Lupin happens upon them and the map and confiscates it.  To Harry, Lupin admits he knows it’s a map and is astounded that Harry didn’t turn it in.  In the wrong hands, it’s a map to Harry.  It’s a poor way to repay his parents’ sacrifice.  Lupin won’t cover for Harry again.  As he leaves, Harry points out that the Map may be wrong, because he saw someone’s name on it that he knows to be dead; Peter Pettrigrew.

At the same time, Hagrid is preparing for a trial about Buckbeak for attacking Draco.  Hermione has been helping, and Harry eventually takes over because she’s getting stressed by all the coursework (they still haven’t figured out how she’s making it to all her classes).  She has dropped Divination, after getting into a disagreement with Trelawney.  Ron finally apologizes to Hermione, who accepts.  But the trial does not go well (helped to that end by Lucius Malfoy) and Buckbeak is sentenced to death.

The final Quidditch match of the season is between Slytherin and Gryffindor and the student body is in on the rivalry.  In the book, Lee Jordan gets in some good quips about the teams, remarking that Slytherin goes for size, rather than skill, and Gryffindor’s team is one of the best Hogwarts has seen in many years.  Penalties go against both teams; it’s a dirty match, but Harry prevails against Malfoy and Gryffindor wins.  Then the students begin studying for their tests.  Fifth years take OWLS (Ordinary Wizarding Levels) and seventh years have to pass their NEWTS (Nearly Exhausting Wizarding Tests).  During Harry’s final with Divination end with Trelawney going into a weird state and declaring that the “servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master.  The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant’s aid, greater and more terrible than ever before (pg. 324).”

The trio head down to comfort Hagrid over the pending execution of Buckbeak.  On the way, they run into Malfoy and Hermione does the best thing in the entire movie, and punches the “foul, loathsome evil little cockroach” in the face.  We agree with Ron when he remarks after Hermione says “that felt good,” “not good, bloody brilliant.”  They also manage to find Scabbers, but then have to hide from Dumbledore, Fudge, and the executioner.  Scabbers makes a run for it and they encounter a large, black dog.  Ron’s leg is injured in the process and the dog drags him under the Whomping Willow.  Hermione and Harry follow.  At the other end, they wind up in the Shrieking Shack and face Sirius Black.  The dog is an Animagus – Black.  Harry attempts to attack Black, for betraying his parents.  Black doesn’t help his case, when he declares “there’ll be only one murder here tonight.”  Harry confronts him; “you killed my parents.”  “I don’t deny it.  But if you knew the whole story (pg. 342).”

Lupin enters the Shack, then embraces Black like a brother, quipping back and forth.  Hermione shouts that Lupin is a werewolf, he’s been helping Black.  She’s known since Professor Snape set the essay.  Lupin admits he is a werewolf and he knows how to use the Marauder’s Map because he’s one of the ones who wrote it: Moony.  James was Prongs, Sirius Padfoot, and Petter Pettigrew was Wormtail.  James, Sirius, and Peter became Animagus while in school to be with Remus during the full moon.  The Shrieking Shack and Whomping Willow were put in place for Remus to hide while he was as werewolf during school.  Lupin declares that Scabbers is actually an Animagus and is Peter Pettigrew.  He insists to Sirius that they have to explain and owe Harry the truth.  “I did my waiting…twelve years of it…in Azkaban!” Sirius shouts (Gary Oldman is excellent in this scene; fans have declared that Sirius was the dramatic one of the group, but we love him for it)

And then Snape enters.  But he won’t listen to anything Remus or Sirius have to say.  Snape and Black snipe back and forth at each other, not ones to let go of their school-born animosity; “brilliant Snape, once again you put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual, come to the wrong conclusion.”  Harry stands in front of him.  All three students shout Expelliarmus and knock out Snape (in the film, it’s just Harry).  Sirius finally gets the chance to explain that he saw a picture of Scabbers on Ron’s shoulder from an article in the Daily Prophet the previous summer from their trip to Egypt.  And it had mentioned that the boys were attending Hogwarts, where Harry is.  So Sirius escaped as a dog and set out to hunt Peter down.  He admits to Harry he as good as killed his parents, because it was Sirius’s idea to switch to Peter as the Secret Keeper at the last minute.  It was Peter who betrayed the Potters.  The night they died, after Sirius saw, he went after Peter and confronted him.  Peter blew the street up as a distraction and changed back into a rat, cutting off a finger to prove his death; that’s why Scabbers is missing a toe.  Remus and Sirius force Peter to transform back into a man, and he cries and corroborates their story, but begs for his life.  Harry stops Sirius and Remus from killing him, because he figures James wouldn’t want his two best friends to become killers.  But the dementors can have Peter.  Peter proves to be the embodiments of sniveling coward, only interested in saving himself.  Sirius declares that any of the other friends would have died standing against Voldemort, protecting their friends.

That will free Sirius.  Sirius approaches Harry as they exit the Whomping Willow; as Harry’s godfather, would Harry want to live with him?  Harry eagerly accepts, and the tide turns when everyone realizes it’s a full moon.  Remus transforms and Sirius heads the wolf off as Padfoot.  Peter also manages to transform and scampers off.  Snape exits the Willow and first starts to yell at Harry, but turns and shields the trio from the werewolf [ok, to be fair, a point towards the he’s a decent guy column].  He’s pushed aside and Padfoot jumps back in.  Harry runs after Sirius and encounter dementors.  His thought of living with his godfather works for a minute; for half an hour, he believed he would live with his parents’ best friend and that would have been the next best thing to having his own father back.  But Harry collapses; the dementors are close to sucking out Sirius’s soul.  Someone else comes to their rescue.

He wakes to find that Snape has recovered and it’s his word against the teenagers and any minute, the dementors will perform their kiss and suck out Sirius’s soul.  Dumbledore tasks Hermione and Harry with saving two innocent lives and suggests three turns to Hermione.  She has a Time Turner, which is how she attends her lesson, by turning it back in time.  So she and Harry go back three hours, meaning they can free Buckbeak.  They watch her punch Draco and Harry comments, “good punch.”  Then Hermione figures out how to get the trio out of Hagrid’s hut.  Things are tense in the forest when Lupin transforms into a werewolf and comes after Harry and Hermione; Hermione had to make a wolf call to distract him from killing the other Harry, then Buckbeak swoops in to save them.  Harry also wants to see who rescued him from the dementors, thinking maybe it was his dad.  Actually, it was Harry, but his Patronus takes the form of a stag; Prongs, his father’s Animagus form. Then it’s time to fly up to Sirius and rescue him.  Sirius bids the children goodbye; Harry wants to go with his godfather, but Sirius tells Harry he’s meant to be at Hogwarts.  Besides, his life will be too unpredictable for now.  “It’s cruel, that I got to spend so much time with James and Lily, and you so little.  But know this, the ones who love us never really leave us.”  He climbs up on Buckbeak and flies away.  The two teens then race back to the hospital wing, confusing Ron. 

Snape is furious. In retaliation, he tells his students that Lupin is a werewolf, which means Lupin has to leave Hogwarts again.  Parents wouldn’t approve of a werewolf teaching their children.  Remus returns the Map to Harry, who is disappointed because their actions didn’t make a difference.  Remus points out that Harry helped uncover the truth of his parents’ betrayal, he saved an innocent man from a terrible fate.  Harry does reveal Trewlaney’s prediction to Dumbledore, who points out that Voldemort will now have a servant who is in Harry’s debt.

The school year ends and the trio return to their homes for the summer.  Hermione has dropped Muggle Studies, meaning she’ll have a normal year next year.  On the train ride home, Harry receives a letter from Sirius.  The tiny owl becomes Ron’s new pet, since he no longer has Scabbers.  Sirius admits he was the dog Harry glimpsed when he ran away; Sirius wanted to check in on him before he went north.  And it was Sirius who sent the Firebolt, consider it thirteen birthday presents from his godfather, and he also includes his signed permission for Harry to visit Hogsmeade.

The credits roll over the Marauder’s Map and if you’re watching closely, you can see pawprints shift into footprints at one point.  And again, the soundtrack is marvelous, blending all the themes from the film.  Again, this is my favorite book and film of the series.  I think the acting was superb in this film; yes we poke fun at Gambon in the next film, but this film showed him as a worthy successor to Richard Harris.  I like that there are no spiders or snakes in this film.  This is a personal story for Harry.  Yes, Voldemort is mentioned and he remains a threat, but he doesn’t actively show up (only time in the series).  We’re introduced to friends of Harry’s parents…we want more Marauders stories!  (Which is what fanfiction is for).  People who can connect Harry to these figures whom he desperately misses.  Sirius Black is one of my favorite characters and Gary Oldman plays him to perfection.  We wish alongside Harry for Sirius to take him away from the Durselys.  Each book reinforces that these people don’t want him, mistreat him; his only home is Hogwarts.  And here comes his father’s best friend; the man his parents chose to look after him, and if he’s freed, Harry is free, and we mourn alongside Harry when that’s not allowed to happen.  This also was one of the best twists I recall reading; Rowling having us think that Sirius Black is the mass murderer and then he turns out to be innocent and someone else is responsible, who was hiding all along.  And fans wish that Sirius was a little less impulsive that night and could have raised Harry.  And we’ll throw Remus in there as well.

Up Next: Goblet of Fire

“Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.”

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry and his friends are back for another year at Hogwarts.  Our main cast is still young and are joined by Mark Williams (he’s Rory Willaims’ father in Doctor Who, made other appearances in BBC shows, as well as Billy in Stardust, Wabash in Shakespeare in Love, and Horace in the live action 101 Dalmatians) as Mr. Arthur Weasley, Jason Isaacs (he voiced the Inquisitor in Star Wars Rebels and Zhao in Avatar: The Last Airbender) as Mr. Lucius Malfoy, and the voice of Toby Jones (most recently he was Basil Shaw in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Arnim Zola in the MCU, and voiced Owl in Christopher Robin.  He was Culverton Smith in an episode of Sherlock, appeared in the Hunger Games movies, Doctor Who, Amazing Grace, and Snow White and the Huntsman, as well as the royal page in Ever After) as Dobby.  Kenneth Branagh (he is now Hercule Poirot in the recent Agatha Christie movies [which he also directed]: A Haunting in Venice, Death on the Nile, and Murder on the Orient Express.  He was Cherevin in Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit with Chris Pine [he also directed], and is very famous for his acting and directing work in productions of Shakespeare, notably Hamlet and Henry V.  We’ve also noted he’s directed the live action Cinderella film and the first Thor film of the MCU) is Gilderoy Lockhart and Miriam Margoyles (she was in an episode of Merlin, and was the voice of the Matchmaker in Disney’s animated Mulan, as well as the grandmother in Balto) is Professor Sprout.

A trend we will see throughout the series is that Harry starts each new adventure back at the Dursleys for summer break, missing Hogwarts.  This year, so far he has not heard from any of his friends; his school things are locked away.  The Dursleys are preparing for a dinner party and Harry is to “be in my bedroom, making no noise, pretending I’m not there (pg. 6).”  Except, he has an unexpected guest in his bedroom, a creature he finds out is a house-elf, named Dobby, who warns Harry not to return to Hogwarts, there is a “plat to make most terrible things happen (pg. 16).”  Harry insists he will return to the magic school.  It comes out that Dobby has been stopping his mail and he won’t return the letters until Harry promises he won’t go back.  The house-elf takes off running and floats dessert over the guests’ heads, getting Harry in trouble, both with the Ministry of Magic and the Dursleys; “Dobby must do it, for Harry Potter’s own good.”  Vernon takes great delight in putting bars on the window of Harry’s room, ranting he’ll never go back to school or see his friends again.  

Harry is luckily rescued by Ron, Fred, and George Weasley in their father’s flying car and we all get to witness our first magical home, where the dishes wash themselves and knitting needles turn out work by themselves.  Molly is furious with her son, “beds empty, no note, car gone!” but pleased to see Harry.  We meet Arthur Weasley when he returns home from work at the Ministry, the Office of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts; he only berates his sons when his wife glares at him.  He turns to Harry and eagerly asks “what is the function of a rubber duck?”  Dumbledore even sends Harry’s school list to the Burrow.  Harry accompanies the Weasley family to Diagon Alley for school supplies.  He’s introduced to Floo Powder as a method of travel; he ends up in Knockturn Alley and luckily Hagrid shows up to lead him where he wants to go.  He, the Weasleys, and Hermione run into Draco Malfoy and his father, Lucius, in the bookstore, where they also meet their new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Gilderoy Lockhart.  There’s a scuffle between Lucius and Arthur, then Harry spends the rest of the summer at the Burrow, referring to it as the happiest in his life.

They take Arthur’s car to the train station, but are running late, so Ron and Harry will be the last through.  Except, when they try to get on to the platform, the barrier is sealed.  They reason they’ll wait by the car, then Ron suggests they fly the car to Hogwarts.  There’s an Invisibility Booster, so they shouldn’t be seen, but it malfunctions.  The film shows a more exciting ride, though the big finish is landing on the Whomping Willow at the school and the car getting pummeled.  It ejects the two boys and their things, then drives off into the Forbidden Forest.  Snape gets ahold of them first and informs them they were seen, and put the whole Magical World at risk of being discovered.  If it was up to him, they’d both be on the train home that evening.  However, their fate lies with Professor McGonagall.  They won’t be expelled, yet, but their actions were very serious, so they will both serve detention.

Their first lesson as second years is Herbology, where they repot Mandrakes, which look like babies in the roots, and they scream very loudly.  Neville faints at the sound.  Harry also meets an eager first year, Colin Creevy, who is fascinated with Wizarding photographs and wants some of Harry.  Which leads to Lockhart finding out and attempting to give Harry advice about fame; Harry would rather run away.  Lockhart introduces his class: “be warned!  It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizard kind!  You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room.  Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here.  All I ask is that you remain calm (pg. 101).”  Then he sets loose Cornish Pixies and is ineffective and capturing them again, leaving Harry, Ron, and Hermione to finish the job.

Harry runs into Draco again on the way to Quidditch practice and finds out that Draco is the new Seeker for Slytherin, and his father donated new brooms to the team.  Hermione remarks that all the players on Gryffindor got in on pure talent; no one had to buy their way onto the team.  Draco retorts the no one asked for the opinion of a filthy Mudblood.  Ron tries to stand up for Hermione and tells Draco to eat slugs, but his wand was damaged by the Willow and the spell backfires on Ron, causing him to belch up slugs.  Harry is informed what a Mudblood means (dirty blood, magical child of Muggle parentage), then has to spend his detention with Lockhart. 

As the hours wain on, he hears a strange voice.  But Lockhart doesn’t.  Harry hears it again as he heads to the common room and follows it to discover a pool of water and Mrs. Norris hanging on the wall with the ominous phrase “The Chamber of Secrets has been opened.  Enemies of the Heir, beware” on the wall.  (In the book, this is preceded by Nearly Headless Nick’s Deathday party, but that was omitted in the film).  Harry is discovered at the scene, and Filch wants to condemn him, but Snape actually points out that Harry might just be in the wrong place at the wrong time.  However, what brought him there?  Harry does not admit that he heard a strange voice (Snape instead tries to get Harry off the Quidditch team in the book, but McGonagall sees through that).

Hermione speaks up in class (Transfiguration with McGonagall in the film, History of Magic with Professor Binns in the book) to ask about the Chamber of Secrets.  The students learn a little more about the Founding of Hogwarts by Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, Salazar Slytherin, and Godric Gryffindor.  Slytherin wanted to be more selective on who was taught at school, keeping it to pureblood families.  The rest of the Founders disagreed and so legend states that Slytherin built a secret chamber and housed a monster that could rid the school of non-pureblood students.  (Mrs. Norris’ owner, Argus Filch, is shown to be a Squib, a non-magical child of magical parents).  The trio of course decide to investigate and reason that Malfoy is the Heir of Slytherin, with his family history in Slytherin and stance on purebloods.  Hermione figures the best way to question him would be to use Polyjuice Potion, so they could transform into other Slytherin students and find out.  The film doesn’t show that they have to get Most Potente Potions from the Restricted Section; they trick Lockhart into signing a permission form (Hermione is one of the students who is in awe of Lockhart).

Harry faces Draco on the Quidditch field first, Wood telling him “get to that Snitch before Malfoy, or die trying (pg. 167).”  Well, during the game, a Bludger goes rogue and only follows Harry.  Draco calls out “training for the ballet, Potter?” while Harry tries to dodge the heavy ball.  Then it’s a race between the two of them to catch the Snitch.  The Bludger finds it mark and breaks Harry’s arm, but he manages to catch the Snith.  Then Lockhart runs over to help Harry and instead of mending his broken bones, makes them disappear.  Harry ends up in the Hospital Wing to regrow his bones.  Dobby the house-elf appears again and Harry finds out it was the elf who stopped the barrier and set the Bludger to attack him.  We do manage to feel bad alongside Harry when we find out how Dobby is treated, but their conversation is cut short by teachers arriving with a frozen Colin Creevey.  Dumbledore is sure now that the Chamber is indeed open.  But the question is who, not how.  In the film, he admits to McGonagall that the students are in danger and Hogwarts is no longer safe.  [But he doesn’t send them home yet.]

So, the Headmaster allows Lockhart to start a Dueling Club for the school and Snape somehow becomes Lockhart opponent [how did that happen?  Did he volunteer?  Was he asked?  By whom?].  The opponents trade salutes like in a saber duel and Snape manages to teach the students a useful spell: Expelliarmus, and make a fool of Lockhart at the same time.  Lockhart nominates Harry as the next student and Snape brings up Draco Malfoy.  “Scared, Potter?”  “You wish.”  They attempt more than disarming and Draco fires a snake at Harry.  But before the professors can banish it, Harry speaks to it and orders it away from another student.  However, everyone is in shock and a little afraid (look at Snape’s expression in the movie; he was certainly not expecting that and probably brings up a whole host of questions).  Ron questions Harry about the ability and reveals that Harry can speak another language: Parsletongue.  It was an ability Slytherin himself prized.  So now everyone is going to think Harry is the Heir of Slytherin, and many students do.  The Weasley twins try to make a joke of it, but it wears on Harry.  And as Hermione points out, Harry doesn’t know that much about his family in order to dispute it.  Then, another student is attacked, through Nearly Headless Nick.  Dumbledore finally asks Harry if there is anything he’d like to share with the older wizard.  Harry keeps quiet, especially after questioning the Sorting Hat and finding out the Hat still thinks Slytherin would have been a good fit.  He also meets Dumbledore’s phoenix, Fawkes, in the Headmaster’s office.  [I notice a similarity between Fawkes’ theme and the love theme from Attack of the Clones, both written by John Williams and both films came out in 2002.  That is also why a lot of the themes from the first film were reused in this film.]

There are some deleted scenes from the film that show the other students; mainly Hufflepuff, discuss Harry as the Heir of Slytherin.  One surmises that maybe Voldemort went to kill Harry because he didn’t want another Dark Wizard competing against him.  There’s also a beautiful scenic shot of Harry and Hedwig, sitting away from the castle and looking back at it.  Harry asks his companion, “who am I, Hedwig?  What am I?”

The Polyjuice Potion is ready at Christmas; Ron and Harry manage to transform into Crabbe and Goyle, but Hermione can’t join them.  They find their way to Slytherin’s Common Room and talk to Draco.  Luckily, Crabbe and Goyle are already a little dim, so Draco readily tells them again, he doesn’t know who the Heir is; his father won’t tell him.  But the last time, someone died.  Ron and Harry report back to Hermione and find out that the hair she used was cat hair.  She goes to the Hospital Wing to get transformed back.  Harry also finds a book thrown through Myrtle; when he examines it, it’s blank, but it belonged to a T.M. Riddle.  Ron recognizes the name from an award he had to polish, from fifty years ago.  They had discovered the last Chamber of Secrets attacks were fifty years ago.  Harry examines the diary further and attempts writing in it: it writes back.  Tom shows Harry his memory of catching the culprit; Hagrid.  But Harry refuses to believe Hagrid is truly at fault.  Before he can get more information, his room is trashed and the diary is gone.

Harry hears the voices again on the way to a Quidditch match and Hermione heads to the library; “because that’s what Hermione does, when in doubt, go to the library (pg. 255).”  The match is canceled and McGonagall informs Ron and Harry that it was Hermione and another girl who were attacked, holding a mirror.  New rules are set in place and everyone is under a curfew.  Harry drags his dad’s Invisibility Cloak out again and he and Ron sneak down to Hagrid’s.  But they’re not the only ones to show up.  Dumbledore and Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic show up to arrest Hagrid, even though Dumbledore vouches for him.  Then Lucius Malfoy shows up with a letter from the school governors to suspend Dumbledore.  Fudge even protests, but Dumbledore goes peacefully and says in parting “I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.  You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it (pg. 264).”  Hagrid drops the loud hint that answers lie with following the spiders.

Ron’s not keen on following the spiders into the Forbidden Forest.  And they run into a test of huge spiders [I refuse to watch the scenes in the movie; they creep me out].  But they find out, while this was the pet Hagrid kept in the school, it is not the monster from the Chamber.  Hagrid was innocent.  They still try to eat Harry and Ron, luckily, the old car comes to their rescue and drives them out of the forest.  The two boys also deduce, that if the girl who died was found in the bathroom, it may be Moaning Myrtle.  Their next clue comes from a piece of paper grasped in Hermione’s hand, a page detailing a basilisk; the King of Serpents “of the many fearsome beasts and monsters that roam our land, there is none more curious or more deadly (pg. 290).”  Spiders flee from it and the cry of a rooster is fatal, which is why Hagrid has been finding the roosters dead.  Hermione also wrote “pipes” on the page.  Harry figures it out; it’s a snake, so that’s why only he is hearing it.  It’s slithering through the pipes in the school and no one has died from its gaze because they only saw reflections. 

Before they can act on their knowledge, the school goes into lockdown.  They hide in the teachers’ lounge and discover that Ginny Weasley was taken into the Chamber.  The other professors dispense with Lockhart, claiming he can use his experience he’s written about to rescue the girl (of course, not believing anything of the sort).  Ron and Harry still go to him with their information and find him packing.  They force him to Myrtle’s bathroom, where Harry asks about how she died.  One of the sinks has a carved snake on the faucet and Harry uses Parsletongue to open the Chamber of Secrets.  The boys force Lockhart down.  The man faints at the sight of a snake skin, then tries to wipe their memories.  That’s his actual expertise; he wrote about what other people did and took the credit, but wiped their memories so they couldn’t blab, all so he could become famous.  And he’ll do the same again.  Except, he took Ron’s wand and the spell backfires and also causes a cave in.  Harry goes on alone.

He finds an unconscious Ginny and a very solid looking Tom Riddle, out of the diary.  He reveals that Ginny had been writing in the diary all year, pouring her soul out to an invisible stranger.  Which is exactly what he wanted; he has grown stronger while Ginny has grown weaker and soon, he’ll be alive again and Ginny will be dead.  He also very much wants to talk to Harry; “how is it that you – a skinny boy with no extraordinary magical talent – manage to defeat the greatest wizard of all time (pg. 313)?”  Harry wants to know why Tom is interested in Voldemort, he’s after his time.  Voldemort is Tom’s past, present, and future.  The letters in Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranged create I am Lord Voldemort.  Tom refused to keep the name of his filthy Muggle father, when the blood of Salazar Slytherin runs in his veins.  Dumbledore suspected him in school, so he locked his memories away in the dairy so someone later could finish his work.  Harry corrects Tom that Dumbledore is the greatest wizard of all time.  A strange tune comes to them and Fawkes appears, bringing the Sorting Hat.  Tom is prepared to kill Harry, though notes there are similarities between them; both half-blood, both orphans, both Parslemouths, and they even look a bit alike.  Still, Harry has to die.  He calls forth the basilisk.  Harry goes running, but Fawkes attacks the serpent, blinding it, which allows Harry to now see where the snake is.  He begs the Hat for help, and pulls out a sword.  When the basilisk strikes, Harry stabs it through it’s mouth, but he gets a fang in the arm.  Before Harry can succumb to the wound, Fawkes sheds a few tears.  Phoenix tears have healing properties.  Harry decides to stab the diary with the fang in order to stop Tom.  The memory disappears and Ginny wakes.  Harry gets everyone together and Fawkes flies them out to McGonagall’s office.

Arthur and Molly Weasley are waiting for Ginny.  Arthur tells her off; she should know better than to “trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain (pg. 329)” [and that is Arthur Weasley’s best line].  Dumbledore insists that Ginny will face no punishment; older and wiser wizards have been hoodwinked by Voldemort.  Ron is sent with a letter to get Hagrid back.  Dumbledore also explains that Tom Riddle disappeared after school and travelled far and wide.  He “sank so deeply into the Dark Arts, consorted with the very worst of our kind, that when he resurfaced as Lord Voldemort, he was barely recognizable.  Hardly anyone connected Lord Voldemort with the clever, handsome boy (pg. 329).”  Dumbledore thanks Harry for the loyalty he showed the Headmaster; that was why Fawkes came.  Harry brings up the similarities Tom pointed out between the two boys.  Dumbledore admits that there are similarities, but it is their choices that “show what we truly are, far more than abilities (pg. 333).”  Also, Voldemort managed to transfer some of his powers to Harry the night he attempted to kill him.  Though only a true Gryffindor could have pulled Godric Gryffindor’s sword from the Sorting Hat. 

Lucius Malfoy shows up, with Dobby in tow, demanding why Dumbledore returned.  The older wizard explains that the other governors wrote to him, asking him back, when they found out Arthur Weasley’s daughter was taken.  Seems Lucius threatened to curse their families if they didn’t dismiss Dumbledore in the first place.  Harry figures out that Lucius slipped Ginny the diary the day they ran into each other in Flourish and Blotts.  Harry can’t prove it and Lucius warns him he’ll meet the same sticky end as his parents.  “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.”  “Don’t worry, I will be.”  He runs after Lucius to return the diary and when the man tosses the disgusting book to Dobby, he doesn’t realize it has one of Harry’s socks in it.  He’s presented Dobby with clothes; Dobby is free!  Lucius tries to attack Harry [possibly starting the Killing Curse], pulling his wand from his cane (like nobles used to with their swords…totally cool!) but Dobby protects Harry Potter.  Harry is grateful, but asks the elf to never try to save his life again.

Everyone who was Petrified is revived.  Hermione rushes to give Harry a hug, then awkwardly shakes hands with Ron.  School exams are cancelled as a treat.  And Hagrid returns to Hogwarts, stopping to thank the trio.  Harry stands and tells the man, “there’s no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.”  [And I shed a tear watching this, remembering that Robbie Coltrane is no longer with us.]  He hugs the man and Dumbledore is the next to stand and begins clapping [and that actor is no longer with us, either; he passed away before the film premiered].  McGonagall is the next to join in and soon most of the Great Hall is applauding Hagrid (accompanied with the sweeping theme from the ending of the first film).

Next Time: Prisoner of Azkaban

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

To open, let me just say that I am including Harry Potter in my blog series since it was a big part of my childhood and growing up.  This is all nostalgia for me.  But, taking into account the controversy surrounding J.K. Rowling at the moment, please enjoy second-hand copies or borrowed copies if you have not read the books or watched the movies yet.

A bit of background; I think most people are aware of how J.K. Rowling came up with the story and how many publishers declined at first.  Then, it became a global phenomenon.  Personally, I didn’t get into Harry Potter until I received the first three books in hardback for my birthday from family members.  So I figured I should give them a try since they were a gift and hardback.  I got into the first chapter of the first book and fell in love.  I was the right age for the series; I was probably 11 when I received my gift and the books start with the main characters at 11.  By the time the fourth book came out in 2000, I was part of the group that would pre-order the book.  I read that one in a day and a half and I was good for nothing else.  I went to the movies with friends in high school and even into college.  I got in trouble for reading the fifth book while on vacation with a friend.  I re-read the first four books so often I broke the spine on the hardbacks and I’ve had to replace them (and specifically, when I replaced Sorcerer’s Stone, I found the anniversary edition, though I don’t think it really throws page numbers off).  Hence, I literally grew up with these characters, and it will always hold a place in my heart.

Anyway, on with: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

(In Britain, the first book and movie are the Philosopher’s Stone, but changed since American audiences would not be as familiar with Philosopher’s stone)

The bulk of the cast includes:

Daniel Radcliffe as the titular Harry Potter (he’s gone on to do some comedic roles, along with stage roles).

Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley

Emma Watson as Hermoine Granger (we saw her in the live action Beauty and the Beast and she was Meg March in 2019’s Little Women)

Richard Harris in Albus Dumbledore in the first two films, then he passed away in 2002 and was replaced by Michael Gambon (who very recently passed away).  Richard was King Arthur in the 1967 movie Camelot, then played Marcus Aurelius in Gladiator [though, I did fall asleep during that movie], and he had a brief appearance in Patriot Games.

The indomitable Maggie Smith is Professor Minerva McGonagall.  She’s now equally well known for her quips in Downton Abbey, but I also knew her as Mother Superior in Sister Act.  She was Lady Gresham in Becoming Jane.

The very talented and dearly missed Alan Rickman (he passed away in 2016 from pancreatic cancer) brings us Professor Severus Snape.  He was Judge Turpin in Sweeney Todd, part of Galaxy Quest and Alice in Wonderland, shined as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, wooed us in Sense and Sensibility and was even alongside Liam Neeson in Michael Collins.  He was handpicked by J.K. Rowling and was the only one informed on some of Snape’s background.

Robbie Coltrane is Rubeus Hagrid (he also passed away in 2022) and occasionally helped Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond out in The World is Not Enough and GoldenEye.  He was also the voice of Lord Dingwall in Brave (how did I miss that?)

Fiona Shaw is Aunt Petunia Dursley (she was Miss Harrison in the first Enola Holmes movie)

Richard Griffiths was Uncle Vernon Dursley (he also passed away in 2013).  He appeared as the Duke of Burgundy in BBC’s Hollow Crown productions and King George in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

Harry Melling plays their son, Dudley Dursley.  He portrays Cadet Edgar Allan Poe (alongside Christian Bale) in The Pale Blue Eye [which was filmed about an hour down the road from me].  He also appeared in an episode of BBC’s The Musketeers and Merlin.

Warwick Davis portrays several of the goblins (mainly Griphook) and Professor Flitwick.  We should recognize him from Willow, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, Wicket in the Star Wars universe (and other roles in that galaxy).  He’s been in Doctor Who, Merlin, and Prince Caspian.

John Hurt is Ollivander (he passed away in 2017) and is also the voice of Kilgarrah in Merlin, the War Doctor in Doctor Who, voices part of The Hollow Crown, Professor Oxley in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and appeared in Rob Roy.

Julie Walters is Mrs. Molly Weasley; we’ll see her later in both Mamma Mia movies; she also briefly appears in Mary Poppins Returns and BBC’s Hollow Crown.  She voices the witch in Brave (missed that one as well), but she’s the mother in Becoming Jane.

We’re introduced to Bonnie Wright as Ginny Weasley

As well as actual twins James and Oliver Phelps as Fred and George Weasley

Chris Rankin portrays older brother Percy (he’s worked as production coordinator on Discovery of Witches and Downton Abbey and is Mycroft Holmes in the Hillywood Sherlock Parody)

Tom Felton is Draco Malfoy.

Can’t forget John Cleese as the ghostly Nearly Headless Nick.  He’s part of the Monty Python group, has become a narrator for Winnie the Pooh, and was Q in several James Bond films (most of Pierce Brosnan’s).

Alfred Enoch, who plays Dean Thomas, is in an episode of Sherlock

David Bradley, who plays Argus Filch, pops up as Walder Frey in Game of Thrones and is briefly seen in Captain America: The First Avenger.

Filming took place at Christ Church, Oxford, Durham Cathedral, Gloucester Cathedral, and Alnwick Castle (that’s the main one we see)

The first and second films were directed by Chris Columbus.  And the brilliant John Williams scores the first three films, though his main theme, titled Hedwig’s Theme is used in the rest of the films and is iconically linked to the Harry Potter universe (and those whimsical chimes that start the piece are played on a celesta).

We open the film a little later than the book; where we’ve already been introduced to Vernon and Petunia Dursely; very normal people, and the “last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense (pg.1).”  But their greatest secret was the Potters.  Which lands on their doorstep one evening, delivered by an old man in a robe and a lady who was at one point a cat reading the sign to Privet Drive.  These are Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall we find out, and they are delivering infant Harry to his only living relatives.  Something has occurred that his parents are dead and he now bears a lightning-shaped scar.

Harry is delivered by a large man, Rubeus Hagrid, on a flying motorcycle, lent to him by a young Sirius Black.  Harry dreams of this incident when he wakes to his cousin Dudley’s eleventh birthday, a very selfish boy who argues about how many presents he gets, regardless of size.  Harry goes to the zoo with his cousin, aunt, and uncle, though Vernon makes sure to warn Harry off of any funny business.  When they come to the reptile house, Dudley gets bored by a snake, and Harry strikes up a conversation with the snake and to his surprise, the snake responds.  Glass disappears and Dudley falls into the enclosure.  Harry can’t explain how it happened, but he gets punished for it anyway.

More strange things begin to happen, such as mail coming for Harry, addressed to the cupboard under the stairs, his bedroom.  Vernon won’t let Harry have his letter, nor the multitude that begin to arrive each day.  Even when they move bedrooms.  Harry knows that his aunt and uncle know something; he can hear Vernon telling Petunia “I’m not having one in the house, Petunia!  Didn’t we swear when we took him in we’d stamp out that dangerous nonsense (pg. 36)?”  Vernon is very pleased when Sunday comes, for “no post on Sunday.”  Then their house is flooded with letters, shooting out of the chimney.  Vernon forces them to leave, to a hut on a rock in the middle of nowhere.

But not far enough away that Hagrid can’t return and knock down the door right after Harry turns eleven on July 31st.  He informs the young lad, “yer a wizard, Harry.”  Harry is disbelieving, but Petunia finally speaks up and recounts that her sister, Lily was indeed a witch.  Well, Petunia calls her a freak, but it doesn’t negate the truth that Harry is a wizard.  And he was lied to about how his parents died.  Hagrid gives Dudley a pig’s tail and he and Harry leave.

Hagrid takes Harry to London to buy his school supplies for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.  If one knows where to look, one can find the Leaky Cauldron, which leads to Diagon Alley, full of magical shops and Gringotts, the wizarding bank.  There, Harry finds a fortune left to him by his parents.  They also stop at vault 713 to retrieve an object for Dumbledore [magical symbolism runs rampant in the series, for both the numbers 7 and 13 have magical influence, some of which we discover later; and there are books devoted to pointing out all the magical influence Rowling wove in].  In the book, Harry meets a young blond boy also attending Hogwarts, but they don’t get on.  In the movie, they meet later at school.  Hagrid buys Harry an owl for school, snowy white, that he later names Hedwig.  Harry also purchases his own wand from Ollivander who spouts “the wand chooses the wizard.”  And it’s very curious that Harry’s wand, holly and phoenix feather, eleven inches, the phoenix who gave his feather gave only one other.  And that feather was the core in the wand that gave Harry his scar.  For “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things, terrible, but great,” and they should expect great things from Harry as well.

Harry bemoans to Hagrid, “Everyone thinks I’m special…. How can they expect great things?  I’m famous and I can’t even remember what I’m famous for (pg. 86).”

Hagrid explains as best he can what happened to Lily and James and to Harry as a baby.  No one had been able to stand against Voldemort once he wanted them dead.  True, some fought him, including Harry’s parents, but he went after them and killed them anyway.  Until he reached Harry.  Something about the baby stumped him and when he went to kill the infant, the spell rebounded and possibly killed the man.  Hagrid reasons there wasn’t enough human left in the man to actually kill him, and he’s still lurking out there.  That’s why Harry’s famous; he’s the Boy Who Lived.

At King’s Cross Station, Harry has to catch the Hogwarts Express from Platform 9 ¾.  Except, Hagrid didn’t tell him how to access the platform.  Luckily, a family of red-heads arrive, talking about Muggles (non-magic folk) and Harry works up the courage to ask the mother, who explains to run at the barrier between platforms nine and ten.  One of the boys is Harry’s age and they ride the train together, and we’re introduced to Ron Weasley, his younger sister Ginny briefly, and his older brothers Fred, George, and Percy.  The boys share sweets Harry buys, then get introduced to Hermoine Granger, who is helping a boy named Neville find his toad.  In the book, Draco Malfoy returns to introduce himself and try to become friends with Harry.  But Harry sticks up for his new friend, and tells the other boy, “I think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself, thanks (pg. 109).”

When the train reaches the station, the first years are led to boats by Hagrid and ride up to the castle (and can we ever forget the first time we saw the castle, lit up against a dark sky?)  McGonagall greets them and informs them about the Houses (Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, and Slytherin) and Sorting.  A hat is placed upon their head, which then shouts which House they will join (in the book, the hat sings a song).  When it comes to Harry’s turn, the hat ponders for several moments; there is plenty of courage in the young boy, not a bad mind, talent, but also “a thirst to prove yourself.”  Harry pleads, “not Slytherin.”  Really, the hat questions.  Slytherin can help Harry on the way to greatness.  Harry asks “anything by Slytherin.”  Very well, Gryffindor!  Ron, Hermione, and Neville join Harry in Gryffindor.  Draco is placed in Slytherin.

Harry spies an odd teacher up at the Head Table, speaking to Professor Quirrell, whom Harry already ran into in the Leaky Cauldron.  There’s a sharp pain in Harry’s scar when he spots the dark-haired man, Professor Severus Snape, who teaches Potions.  As Percy informs him, Snape is more interested in Quirrell’s job as Defense Against the Dark Arts.  Harry also finds out about Filch and his cat, Mrs. Norris.  Then it’s off to their dormitories (after another song in the book).  And soon classes begin, and Harry meets Snape again.  As Alan Rickman expertly delivers in the film:

There will be no foolish wand waving, nor silly incantations in this calls. As such, I don’t expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few, who possess the predisposition…I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.

He spots Harry and announces him “our new celebrity,” then proceeds to ask questions.  Harry doesn’t know the answer, but Hemione has memorized the textbooks, hoping to give herself a leg up, but Snape won’t call on her.  “Clearly, fame isn’t everything.”  [And it’s a little bittersweet to hear that voice and that dialogue after several years; I don’t think I have read the books or watched the movies since Alan Rickman passed away.  The eighth movie came out and I watched it, and then, got busy with other fandoms and ideas.]

Yes, Snape has a great dislike for Harry and Harry’s not too keen on Snape either.  He’s happier about flying lessons, even if it is with the Slytherins and Draco.  Neville gets into a mishap and Madam Hooch has to take him to the Hospital Wing.  She’s warned the students not to fly, but Draco finds Neville’s Rememberall and taunts Harry that he’ll put it on the roof.  Harry discovers he’s a natural flyer, “a rush of fierce joy he realized he’d found something he could do without being taught – this was easy, this was wonderful (pg. 148),” and goes off after Draco, successfully catching the small ball feet in the air.  And in front of McGonagall.  However, instead of getting expelled, he’s introduced to Oliver Wood, the captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team.  “I’ve found you a Seeker.”  He’s compared to Charlie Weasley (another of Ron’s older brothers) and McGonagall even comments that Harry’s father would be proud, he was an excellent Quidditch player.  This makes Harry the youngest House player in a century. 

In the book, Malfoy challenges Ron and Harry to a wizard’s duel, but it was just an effort to get them caught by sending Filch after them.  It’s at this point that Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville find the out-of-bounds third floor corridor and a humungous three-headed dog guarding something.  In the film, it’s a case of the stairs moving when the trio was not expecting and depositing them on that floor; but we do learn Alhoamora.  When the three return to Gryffindor tower, Hermione remarks “I’m going to bed before either one of you gets another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled” [another iconic line from the film that I remember my friends and I trying to imitate].

Classes continue; the students learn the levitation spell in Charms class, Wingardium Leviosa, where Hermione excels and Ron struggles.  He makes a crack that she doesn’t have many friends, which sends her to the girls’ bathroom to cry (she’s eleven and he hurt her feelings).  The Halloween feast is interrupted by Quirrell running in, exclaiming there is a troll in the dungeon and passing out for good measure.  The teachers are to follow Dumbledore to the dungeons, prefects are to take the students to their dormitories.  Ron and Harry realize that Hermione is still in the bathroom and doesn’t know about the troll.  She knows soon enough when the troll lumbers into the bathroom.  Ron and Harry run to rescue her, Harry leaping on to the troll as distraction (as described in the book as “something both very brave and very stupid (pg. 176)”…and honestly, that is Harry’s style) and Ron getting the levitation spell correct in order to knock the troll out with its own club.  McGonagall, Snape, and Quirrell find the trio and McGonagall takes five points from Hermione, who lied and said she went looking for the troll, then awards ten points to Ron and Harry “for sheer dumb luck.”  The three become friends after the adventure. 

They’re so young here!

However, Harry notices that Snape’s leg is bloody and theorizes that he went to the three-headed dog instead of the dungeon.  Now a proper mystery is underway; he knows that there was an attempted robbery at Gringotts, but nothing was taken since the vault had been emptied the same day, the day he and Hagrid were there.  So, the massive dog is guarding whatever Hagrid grabbed for Dumbledore; Hagrid had even mentioned that Hogwarts is safer than Gringotts.

But Harry soon has his first Quidditch match to contend with.  He already received a new broomstick, courtesy of McGonagall.  The first match is against Slytherin and at first, all goes well.  But Harry’s broom begins to buck him off.  Hermione spots Snape eyeing the broom and muttering, and figures he is jinxing the broom.  In her haste to light his robes on fire, she bumps Quirrell and Harry manages to get back on the broom and even catch the Snitch…well, swallow it, but it still counts.

While spending time with Hagrid, the large man slips to the kids that Dumbledore’s friend Nicholas Flamel has something to do with what the dog (named Fluffy) is guarding.  So the kids begin researching and Ron and Harry promise to research while Hermione goes home for Christmas break.  Harry is very pleasantly surprised Christmas morning to receive presents, including a sweater from Mrs. Weasley to match her sons’, and a gift handed down from his father from a mysterious sender: an Invisibility Cloak, with the note “use it well.”  He decides to try the Restricted Section for information on Flamel, but a screaming book sends him off [and made me jump in my seat the first few times I watched the film].  While running from Filch and Snape, he discovers a room with a strange mirror in it.  When Harry stands in front of the mirror, he can see his parents.

He later returns with Ron to show him, but Ron sees himself as Head Boy and Quidditch Captain.  On his third visit, Harry discovers Dumbledore, who explains the secret of the Mirror of Erised; it will show someone’s desire.  But not truth, nor knowledge, and Dumbledore warns Harry against looking for the mirror again.

The kids eventually discover that Flamel was the one who made the Philosopher’s/Sorcerer’s Stone, which can turn any metal into gold and produce the Elixir of Life, which grants immortality.  They eagerly pass along their findings to Hagrid and their theories that Snape is after it.  Nonsense, Snape helped protect the stone, he wouldn’t steal it, Hagrid argues.  And revealing that there is more guarding the stone.  “I should not have said that, I shouldn’t have said that.” 

In the book, they also have to contend with the dragon egg Hagrid won, which hatched into a Norwegian Ridgeback Hagrid names Norbert.  Harry comes up with the plan to send the dragon to Charlie Weasley, except he and Hermione are caught by McGonagall, along with Malfoy and Neville, who was trying to warn them (Ron had been bitten by Norbert, and so was in the hospital wing).  In the movie, Ron hasn’t been bitten, so he gets in trouble as well when they are discovered returning to the castle well after dark.  They lose a whole mess of points and have to serve detention, with Hagrid, in the Forbidden Forest.  He has them searching for an injured unicorn, which Harry and Malfoy come across, along with a cloaked figure.  Harry’s scar begins to pain him, but before the cloaked figure can come after the boy, a centaur rescues him.  In the book, they’re more concerned with what the stars are foretelling, but Firenze is helpful.  He explains that only those truly desperate will kill and unicorn and drink its blood; it will save one from death, but it will be a half life, a cursed life.  Until they can retrieve something in the castle that will grant immorality. 

Harry figures Voldemort has returned and is after the stone.  And he jumps to the conclusion that Snape is helping Voldemort and they both want to kill Harry.  But he’s not as concerned about that; he’s determined to protect the stone.  Ron and Hermione willingly join him.  Neville tries to stop them from leaving and getting in more trouble when they go to sneak out, but Hermione full-body binds him with apologies.

And three eleven-year-olds manage to get past Fluffy, falling into a Devil’s Snare.  Hermione pays attention in Herbology and remembers it hates sunlight and uses a spell.  Next, they get the correct flying key and unlock the door to a chess match.  Ron shows off his strategist brain and helps them play across, and then sacrifices his piece so Harry can checkmate the king.  Harry then tells Hermione he has to go on alone; she should take Ron and go get help.  Hermione remarks that Harry is a great wizard.  “Not as good as you,” he replies.  “Books, cleverness, there are more important things.  Friendship and bravery.”  In the book, there is another task that Hermione helps Harry with; the enchantment Snape set with Potions.  She figures out his riddle and sends Harry forward and herself back to Ron.  This is left out in the film.

Then Harry faces not Snape, but Quirrell, in front of the Mirror of Erised.  He is trying to get the stone out of the mirror.  When Harry is forced in front of it, he sees himself with the stone in his pocket and it appears there.  He tries to lie his way out, but a high voice catches him and orders Quirrell to reveal him.  Voldemort has been inhabiting Quirrell’s body and now appears on the back of his head (now we know why he wore a turban).  He tries to get Harry to join him, promising they can bring his parents back.  “There is no good nor evil, only power, and those too weak to seek it.”  But Harry resists.  Quirrell attempts to grab the boy, but his hands burn when he touches Harry.  Harry uses this to his advantage and grabs Quirrell.  He blacks out when helps arrive.

And awakens days later in the hospital to see Dumbledore.  He informs Harry that his efforts to hold off Quirrell almost killed him.  And the events are a secret, so naturally, the whole school knows, and sent their well-wishes.  He’s spoken to Flamel, and the stone will be destroyed.  Though after six hundred years, “death is but the next great adventure” [this is a similar sentiment we will come upon in Lord of the Rings from Gandalf].  Harry attempts to ask why Voldemort wants him dead, but Dumbledore is not ready to reveal that answer yet; when Harry is older.  He does explain that Quirrell couldn’t touch him because of his mother’s sacrifice, due to her love.  In the books, Ron brings up whether Dumbledore meant for the events to happen as they did, particularly by sending Harry the cloak.  Hermione pipes up that that is a terrible notion, but Harry sticks up for his mentor, that Dumbledore was giving them an opportunity and as kids, we want the chance to get into things and figure things out for ourselves.  [As adults, we realize this is terrible.]

At the end of year feast, Dumbledore passes out a few last-minute points to Ron, Hermoine, Harry, and then Neville, for having the courage to stand up to his friends, which causes Gryffindor to win the House Cup over Slytherin.  The students pack up and head to the station to return home.  Hagrid gives Harry another gift; a photo album with pictures of his parents.  He remarks to his friends “I’m not going home, not really.”  Throughout the series, Harry will constantly refer to Hogwarts as his real home, not the house on Privet Drive with his abusive relatives.

The first two movies stay fairly close to the books.  I will commend Rowling for her writing; hints are placed throughout the book that build to the end, and throughout the series.  For instance, she has McGonagall comment to Dumbledore on page 11 that “Everyone knows you’re the only one Voldemort was frightened of.”  “Voldemort has powers I will never have.”  “Only because you’re too noble to use them.”  This will get expounded upon later in the series.  But first chapter of the first book, and the groundwork is laid.  This is why I admired Rowling for years.  (Not so much now, due to things that have come out recently), but I will give credit where it is due, and state some differing opinions when they come up.  No, I do not think that Dumbledore is the paragon of wizards; that will come up later in the series.

Overall, it’s a good children’s book and a good movie for kids.  We’re introduced to a young boy who is a bit of an outsider, like many of us feel, and he finds out he is someone special.  He goes away to find out more about himself and makes friends and has adventures.  It’s everything I wanted in a book when I was that age.  We might delve more into how this is an excellent example of the typical hero’s path in a later blog, but comments have been made on that fact.

Also, let me gush about the music for a minute.  Again, I haven’t really listened to this music in close to a decade I’d say, but it brings back so much nostalgia.  Each track is a theme that gets used over and over again in later scenes and movies.

Up Next: Chamber of Secrets

And finally, an apology for how long this took to be posted; life has a habit of getting in the way (I also briefly worked on another fun writing project)

“Merriment can sometimes be a heavier burden than battle.” “Then you’re doing one of them incorrectly.”

Thor: The Dark World

The second of the Marvel movies to specifically focus on Thor and continues to deal with the fallout of the events of The Avengers.  Christopher Eccleston (the ninth Doctor in Doctor Who; the first of the revival run) is added to the cast as Malekith.  Zachary Levi (he now stars in the Shazam films, he also voiced Eugene/Flynn Rider in Tangled) takes over as Fandral [Josh Dallas was committed to Once Upon a Time by that point and oddly, Zachary was originally supposed to play Fandral, but had backed out due to his commitment to another show at the time].  Odin gives us a history lesson at the beginning, explaining the Dark Elves, led by Malekith, who wanted to harness the Aether; an ancient force of infinite destruction, to destroy the universe.  Odin’s father, King Bor, led the Asgardians in war against the Dark Elves.  The Dark Elves had warriors, known as Kursed (a bit like Beserkers), who used capsules to be taken over by darkness and attack.  A Convergence of the Nine Realms was the opportunity Malekith wanted to use the Aether, but Asgard used the Bifrost to take it from him.  He sacrificed his own ships and people to destroy more Asgardians, and allow himself to escape.  Asgard felt they had won.  Bor tells his guards to bury the Aether; they do not have the power to destroy, but bury it deep where it cannot be found.  [Bor was played, uncredited, by Tony Curran, who was Vincent van Gogh in two episodes of Doctor Who, as well as many other appearances in television shows.]

Back in the present, Loki appears before Odin in chains, though his mother pleads with him not to make the situation worse.  Loki does not enjoy these chats with Odin.  The Allfather passes judgment on Loki for his invasion of Earth; only because of Frigga will Loki be spared the axe, though he will never see her again as he is sentenced to life imprisonment in the dungeons of Asgard.  Everywhere Loki goes, Odin claims, there is war, ruin, and death.  Loki feels that humans are lesser than Asgardians, though Odin points out they themselves are not gods, for they too live and die.  Give or take five thousand years, Loki quips.  Besides, he was just attempting to claim the birthright that Odin fed him his childhood, that he was born to be a king; and his actions are not that different from what Odin has done [SPOILER; as we see in Ragnarök, there is truth to Loki’s statement].  Odin snaps back that Loki’s birthright was to die, on a frozen rock as a child.  “If I had not taken you in, you would not be here now to hate me.”  [Again, Anthony Hopkins is brilliant as a commanding ruler, first startling us by shouting, then keeping our attention by getting quiet.]  Loki argues against Thor taking the throne of Asgard, calling his brother a witless oaf.  Yes, Odin declares, once Thor is finished mopping up the mess Loki has started and bringing order back to the Nine Realms, Thor will take the throne as king of Asgard.

We find Thor doing precisely that.  There is a battle raging on Vanaheim, with Sif and the Warriors Three all involved.  Thor arrives via the Bifrost, though Sif argues they have everything under control.  “Is that why everything is on fire?” Thor quips as he throws Mjölnir.  The invaders let their largest warrior come forward, a rock-like creature.  A swing from Mjölnir reduces him to pebbles.  “Anyone else?”  Nope, they surrender.  Thor tells Hogun to stay with his people, and Thor and the other warriors return to Asgard (we hear part of the theme from the first movie as they return).  Thor speaks to Odin, who tells him that the Nine Realms are at peace due to Thor’s actions; the realms are reminded of Asgard’s strength and Thor has earned their respect, as well as Odin’s gratitude.  Yet, Odin does not agree with his son on his chosen love, even motioning to Sif as a worthy candidate.  Furthermore, it is time for Thor to take the throne.  He orders his son to revel and join his companions in their fun, or at least pretend to enjoy himself.  (We enjoy a brief scene of Thor bathing…) and Thor tries what his father says.

Meanwhile, Jane Foster is in London, on a date, that is interrupted by Darcy showing her readings on her equipment.  Her date encourages her to check the readings out.  They eagerly set off and we discover that Erik Selvig is rambling a bit and found naked, at Stonehenge.  (He later explains the Convergence to an audience in a psychiatric ward.)  Jane’s readings bring them to an abandoned warehouse area and a spot of odd gravity.  Jane continues to investigate and disappears, to another world, where a red glow (the Aether) jumps onto her.  She collapses and Malekith’s ship awakens.

Turns out, Thor has been looking in on Jane with Heimdall.  Heimdall informs his prince that Jane is tracking the Convergence, though she’s not aware of what it is.  Troublingly, Heimdall cannot see her at the moment.  Back on Earth, when Jane awakens, she finds out she’s been gone five hours and it’s now raining, except not on her.  Thor arrives and Jane rushes to see him.  She slaps him; first to make sure he’s real since it’s been a strange day, then, because he left.  She saw he was in New York.  His excuse of dealing with the chaos is not terrible.  The two get closer and almost kiss, getting a bit confused, before getting interrupted by Darcy.  The police try to arrest Jane, but when they go to touch her, something shoots them back.  Thor takes Jane on the Bifrost to Asgard in order to protect her.

He takes her to his healers and Jane marvels at their magic that mimics science (look at Thor smile at her).  Odin stops in, telling his son that mortal Jane does not belong on Asgard.  Again, when the guards go to touch Jane, they’re blasted back.  Odin is now concerned by the energy within Jane.  Odin explains to Thor and Jane that what is within Jane is a relic that predates the universe.  Before the dawn of the Nine Realms, the Dark Elves reigned absolute.  Most of the relics appear as stones, but the Aether is fluid, and ever-changing.  It changes matter to dark matter and Malekith wants to use it to turn the world back to darkness.  But Odin’s father, Bor, defeated the Dark Elves.  Thor points out that the Aether is returned, so maybe that story is not wholly true.  Odin insists that the Dark Elves are dead (we already know that is not true).

In the lower levels of Asgard, Loki is in a cell in the dungeon.  Frigga visits him and attempts to counsel him, but he eventually erupts that Odin is not his father.  She points out, am I not your mother?  He hesitates, then says no, and reveals that Frigga’s visit is only an illusion.  [There is a lovely deleted scene where Thor witnesses his mother coming back from her visit and speaks to her of her hope for Loki.  While Loki is not the boy she once knew, neither is Thor, and she loves them no less.  Thor asks his mother if she regrets sharing her magic with him and she replies no.  Thor and Odin cast large shadows and Frigga hoped that by sharing her gifts with Loki, he’d find some sun for himself.  Thor wishes he could share his mother’s optimism and compassion.]  Frigga later comes upon Thor and Jane speaking, and kissing.  Jane likes the way Thor explains things, and he vows that he will save her; his father does not know everything.

Malekith’s strongest warrior is brought into the dungeons in Asgard alongside other mercenaries.  He then goes berserk and breaks out.  He releases other inmates, but eyes Loki and does not release him.  So Loki suggests that he takes the stairs on the left.  An invisible ship approaches, that Heimdall does not spot until it is at the Bifrost.  He attempts to stop it, but it begins firing upon the city.  Heimdall enacts a shield around the palace, but it is brought down by Kurse.  One ship crashes into the palace and the Elves attack the guards; Malekith emerges.  He apparently can sense the Aether and finds Frigga and Jane.  He demands the return of the Aether, and Frigga fights him off with a dagger (another tool she passed along to Loki).  Kurse arrives and grabs Frigga while Malekith confronts Jane, but she’s only an illusion.  Kurse runs Frigga through, then Thor erupts into the room, scarring Malekith with lightning, but he and his loyal companion are able to escape.

Asgard mourns the loss of its queen.  A guard is sent to Loki; we do not hear what is said [somewhere I read that Odin was first going to say that the queen is dead, but changed his mind to tell Loki that his mother is dead]; we witness Loki use magic to slam his furniture.  Thor and Odin argue plans.  Thor wants to take Jane to the Dark World, Svartalfheim, lure Malekith there to get the Aether out of Jane, and then destroy them both.  Odin would rather wait for Malekith to return to Asgard “where he will fall upon ten thousand blades…. we will fight to the last Asgardian breath, the last drop of blood.”  Thor doesn’t want to risk their people and asks his father how does that make him different than Malekith [SPOLIER: again, in Ragnarök, we see that this is what Odin was like ages ago, more ruthless and bloodthirsty.]

Thor gathers his friends and continues with his plan.  He also goes to Loki, for he will need his help to get out of Asgard.  He sees through his brother’s calm illusion.  Loki reveals that he is a mess after Frigga’s death; his feet bloody and his room destroyed.  Thor offers Loki vengeance in return for helping Thor escape.  “You must be truly desperate to come to me for help,” Loki retorts.  Thor is clear that he doesn’t trust Loki, but their mother did.  And warns his brother that when they fought in the past, he held a glimmer of hope to retrieve the brother he knew, but now he knows he will not.  “You betray me and I will kill you.”  Loki grins, “when do we start?”  Loki disguises himself as he walks alongside Thor; first as a guard, then turns Thor into Sif, who cracks that it will hurt no less when he kills Loki in that form.  So Loki turns himself into one of Thor’s new friends, since he likes them so much; he chooses Captain America [and it is hilarious and keep in mind that Tom Hiddleston first recorded the scene and Chris Evans had to mimic his over-the-top performance] and wants to have a rousing discussion about truth and honor.  Thor shushes his brother and instead of giving him a dagger, puts cuffs on him.

Sif retrieves Jane, who slaps Loki upon seeing him for his actions in New York.  Loki simply smirks and says “I like her.”  Heimdall distracts Odin with a report of treason, his own.  Sif stays behind to give Loki, Thor, and Jane time to escape, though Sif stops Loki to inform him “betray [Thor] and I’ll kill you.”  Loki chuckles.  Volstagg is waiting to also defend Thor and also warns Loki that he’ll kill him if he betrays Thor.  “Evidently, there will be a line.”  Thor uses the Dark Elves’ ship to escape, but he doesn’t handle it well.  Loki is a backseat driver…and this is honestly my favorite part of the movie; their bickering is so typical of siblings: “now they’re following us, now they’re firing at us.”  “Thank you for the commentary Loki, it’s not at all distracting.”  And when Thor crashes into a statue of Bor, Loki snarks “you just decapitated your grandfather.”  The strain of the Aether is draining Jane and she passes out on the ship.  When Loki berates Thor for his plan, Thor pushes him out of the ship, then calmly jumps out after with Jane.  Fandral catches them in a skiff, then has to exit so the others can escape.  Loki steers them to his secret passage, seemingly straight into a cliff.  Thor’s a little worried.  “If it were easy, everyone would do it,” Loki says.  Thor asks his brother “are you mad?”  “Possibly.”  But the passage works and they land on Svartalfheim with a “ta da.”

The brothers fall into an argument, Loki first pointing out that even if the Aether doesn’t kill Jane today, even if it’s a hundred years, Thor will never be ready to lose her (let’s point out that Odin simply dismisses Thor’s feelings for Jane and directs to someone Odin deems worthy, while Loki is validating Thor’s feelings yet cautioning him about heartbreak).  Their argument turns to their love of their mother, Thor pointing out that while Loki had Frigga’s tricks, Thor had her trust.  Loki responds that Frigga’s last actions were a magical trick; something Loki would have done.  Thor argues back that Loki was in a cell when Frigga was killed, to which Loki demands “who put me there!”  “You know damn well who,” Thor pushes his brother, fist poised to punch.  But he holds back; “she wouldn’t want us to fight.”  “Well,” Loki drawls, “she wouldn’t exactly be shocked.”  Thor laments that he can’t trust Loki.  Loki assures him, “trust my rage.”

Before they appear before Malekith, Thor returns Loki’s daggers and uncuffs him.  Then Loki stabs Thor and claims he wants him dead, cutting off Thor’s hand before Mjölnir can return to him.  Loki then throws Jane before Malekith, asking to watch Asgard burn.  Kurse supports Loki’s claim, since he saw him in the dungeons.  Malekith draws the Aether out of Jane, after which Thor calls to Loki.  It was an illusion and Thor regains his hand and hammer, then lights up the Aether (Loki covering Jane), and for a minute, we think Thor’s plan worked.

It did not.  Malekith possesses the Aether and begins to leave.  Kurse throws a device that essentially creates a black hole.  Loki pushes Jane out of the way and starts to get sucked in, looking very much like he did before he fell into the void at the end of the first Thor movie.  Thor rescues his brother and they fight off the Dark Elves; Thor focusing on Kurse.  When Loki spots his brother in trouble, he stabs Kurse.  Kurse turns around and stabs Loki, but Loki vows to see him in Hel; he placed one of the black hole bombs on Kurse and he gets sucked away.  Thor holds Loki as his skin grows ashen.  Loki apologizes to Thor; Thor shushes him and says he will tell Odin what Loki did.  Loki didn’t do it for him.  His eyes close and Thor yells in grief.

Thor and Jane take cover in a cave and attempt to regroup.  Surprisingly, Jane’s cell phone rings.  It happens to be the guy she went on a date with, but with cell reception, she must be close to something from Midgard.  They find the gravity well and return to Earth.  Darcy, and her “intern” Ian retrieve Erik from the psychiatric ward.  They all meet up and Erik reveals that the ancient civilization had left clues to where the Convergence would appear…Greenwich.  [Except all his markers are based in Britain and there was more than one ancient civilization, so I’m not sure how Greenwich became the spot.]  Malekith’s ship arrives, becoming visible as it runs aground and the Convergence begins.  Thor takes on Malekith and the rest place Erik’s stabilizing spikes, which Jane uses to play with gravity.  Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, so the battle takes place throughout different realms, such as a missile from a jet lands in Vanaheim.  Mjölnir goes flying at times while Thor is elsewhere.  Malekith beings to prepare the Aether and Thor takes Jane’s last spikes and uses them to send Malekith’s body parts to different realms, breaking him up.  He may not be able to destroy the Aether, but he can destroy Malekith.  The last spike is rammed into Malekith, hammered by Mjölnir.  The resulting blast knocks Thor out and Jane runs to him, but Malekith’s ship starts to fall.  Erik uses the gravity well one last time to send it away, actually to Svartalfheim, where it falls on Malekith.

Thor reports back to Odin on Asgard.  Odin asks, “what can Asgard offer its new king?”  Thor wants his life.  He cannot be king, he feels, though he will protect the Nine Realms with all he has to offer.  Truthfully, Loki was better suited for the throne.  Thor declares “I would rather be a good man, than a great king.”  Odin despairs, he had one son who wanted the throne too much and now one who will not take it.  Thor vows to live with honor, like Loki died with honor; that is Odin’s legacy.  Thor offers Odin Mjölnir, but Odin tells him it belongs to him, so long as he is worthy.  Thor will strive to be.  Odin dismisses Thor; he cannot give his son his blessing, nor wish him good fortune; “If I were proud of the man my son has become, even that I could not say, it would speak only from my heart.”  After Thor leaves, Odin shimmers and becomes Loki (he had transformed into a guard earlier to report to Odin his own death…we’re not quite sure how Loki survived; if his death was real for a minute or two, or simply another illusion).  He grins and thanks the departing Thor.

We see Sif and Volstagg visit an odd place and meet someone called the “Collector.”  They hand over the Aether, since Asgard’s vault already holds the Tesseract and it would not be wise to keep two Infinity Stones so close together.  After they depart, the Collector says “one down, five to go.”  Yes, this is setting up Infinity War and shows that it has been a game plan since Iron Man and Captain America at the very least.  Jane does get a happy ending, with Thor returning via Bifrost and kissing her.  The end of the credits declare that Thor will return.

This film gets a lot of flak, some of which I get behind, but I like it better than some others in the MCU.  Malekith is not a well-defined villain, aside from general bad guy who wants to destroy the world.  There was a different storyline that fleshed him out, but it was abandoned due to other scenes.  It has been pointed out that Jane and Thor’s relationship is a bit flimsy; they spent only a few days together, but that is often how these stories go.  I’m glad we saw more of Frigga and gave her things to do and she battled.  Of course, I adore the expansion on Loki and show him a multi-faceted and the bickering between him and Thor is hilarious.  And I want to believe he was sincere in his farewell to his brother as he faded away.  And you have to admit, he plays a convincing Odin.  Yes, he sent Thor away, but it is what Thor wanted.  Does it also aid Loki’s schemes?  Yes.  But he wasn’t so out of character that Thor was suspicious [like Dean knew the demon was possessing John Winchester in season one of Supernatural because the demon said he was proud of Dean…which is a bit sad, but not the point of this blog.]

So what are your feelings?  Do you like Loki?  There is a featurette on the Blu-ray disc about the Brother’s Journey.  Thor’s is one of humility, while Loki’s is an attempt to get his life back after his fall from grace.  Loki has always desired to be Thor’s equal, and they point out that if Odin had trusted his children and not kept it a secret so long, he wouldn’t have this trouble now.  One brother rose to be a hero, while the other descended to become a villain.  And that is a fascinating aspect [which is why I want to write an essay of sorts examining brotherly dynamics in our favorite stories].  The producers also wanted to show Asgard as a mix of medieval and science fiction (and I love that, also for story purposes).  The brothers’ fight on the Dark World shows that they have the same goal (avenging their mother), but different ways to go about it.  And that fight exposes who they both are.  Thor made use of Loki’s illusions and let Loki play the villain, but also trusted Loki to keep his end of the bargain.  Loki saved Jane twice and Thor saved Loki as well.  Showing that despite their difference and the gulf between them, they are still brothers.  It’s hard to throw away centuries of teamwork.

We’ve still got plenty of MCU to go.  Up Next: Captain America: Winter Solider

“Do me a favor, and don’t be dead.”

Thor

The fourth movie of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and boy does it have a cast!  First, you have Kenneth Branagh, who in addition to acting (he’s appeared in three movies he’s directed, is well known amongst a certain generation as Gilderoy Lockhart in Chamber of Secrets, and has appeared in several performances of Shakespeare, including the titular Hamlet and Henry V), has directed both Murder on the Orient Express and Death on the Nile, as well as the 2015 live action Disney Cinderella, and Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit.  On top of that, Chris Hemsworth (before this, in 2009, he played George Kirk in Star Trek, and was the Huntsman in both Huntsman films with Kristen Stewart) stars as Thor, Natalie Portman (well-known for playing Padmé Amidala in the Star Wars prequel trilogy [so you kind of have the joke that in this movie you have James Kirk’s dad and Luke Skywalker’s mom, who are now a couple], and Anne Boleyn in the movie adaptation of The Other Boleyn Girl) is Jane Foster, and Tom Hiddleston (has gone on to star in several films and even has a scene in Muppets Most Wanted, though I adore him in The Hollow Crown as Prince Hal/Henry V, and he appeared in War Horse alongside Benedict Cumberbatch [and a whole host of other British actors]) is Loki.  [Tom originally auditioned to play Thor, but was cast as Loki instead and these roles became star-making roles for both Hemsworth and Hiddleston…and I still need to watch that Loki show on Disney+.] 

Stellan Skarsgård (he was in both Mamma Mia films and two of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, along with being Cerdic in King Arthur in 2004 and the Grand Duke in the live-action Cinderella) is Erik Selvig, Anthony Hopkins (known for being Hannibal Lecter in several films, he was Don Diego de la Vega, the original Zorro in The Mask of Zorro; this actor has a list of credits that goes back to the 60s) is Odin, and Idris Elba (stars in the show Luther on television, was Krall in Star Trek Beyond, and dozens of other appearances [and there were brief rumors that he could be the next James Bond, but he has come out and said he will not]) is Heimdall.  Josh Dallas (I know him better as David Nolan/Prince Charming in Once Upon a Time) is Fandral, Ray Stevenson (he was Porthos in the 2011 Three Musketeers) is Volstagg, and Clark Gregg is back as Agent Coulson and has a bit more to do in this film.

The film opens in New Mexico (tying it in to comments made in the previous Iron Man 2), with a group of astrophysicists (well, Darcy is not one, but she was the only applicant for the assistant position) investigating atmospheric disturbances.  They drive towards weird lights in the sky, then something hits the earth.  As Jane insists they get closer, they run into…something.  They rush out of the truck and discover it’s a person.

Odin narrates a tale of yesteryear, how the Asgardians, led by Odin, beat back the Frost Giants when they tried to freeze the mortal realm, revealing that there are several realms and mortals believed at that time that these realms held some of their gods [this film gave me an interest in Norse mythology; I had already been interested in Vikings due to their ties to Britain, but I still have a lot of research left to do, hopefully to tie elements into my own fantasy book series].  They may now be relegated to man’s myths and legends, but it was Asgard that brought peace to the universe.  The scene pans to Asgard, a shining realm and Odin is telling this tale to his two sons.  One day, one of them will have to defend that peace.  Young Thor dreams of battle and Odin cautions him that “a wise king never seeks out war, but he must always be ready for it.”  Both boys are eager and Odin once again curbs their enthusiasm, stating only one may ascend the throne of Asgard, yet both were born to be kings (a bit of foreshadowing). 

It appears that years have passed and there is now a great celebration going on [I love the inclusion of knotwork in the design, especially on Thor’s hammer, Mjölnir…there is a historical link between the Norse and the Celts, considering that the Vikings harried the Scottish northern coast for centuries].  While Thor is egging on the crowd, Odin is serious; this is the coronation of his heir and firstborn, who wields the hammer, Mjölnir, whose power is no equal, “it is a weapon to destroy or as a tool to build.”  It is a fit companion for a king.  He asks Thor to swear to guard the Nine Realms, preserve the peace, and cast aside all selfish ambition and pledge himself to the good of the realm.  Before Odin can proclaim Thor king, he senses a security breach in the sacred vault; Frost Giants have broken in and attempt to steal back their glowing blue casket that is the source of their power.  But a silver guard, the Destroyer, stops them.  When Odin, Thor, and Loki investigate, Thor immediately wants to march into Jotunheim for answers, and to knock a few heads.  Odin snaps that Thor is not king yet, and thus the decision is not his to make.  Thor throws a tantrum in his chambers and Loki attempts to calm his brother, something that he has undoubtedly had to do in the past.  He’s not entirely helpful since he tells Thor he’s right and they should go ask questions, but that would mean defying father.  Thor thinks it is an excellent idea and drags his brother and his friends to visit Heimdall, who guards the Bifrost, the magical transport between realms.

Heimdall wants to know how these giants gained access because he sees all, except them.  So he allows Thor and his friends through.  Thor does not negotiate well with Laufey, who sees that this young prince only craves battle.  Thor does not know what his actions will unleash, Laufey warns, as well as declaring that the House of Odin is full of traitors.  Loki takes over negotiations and they are almost home free until Laufey insults Thor, who is ready to smash things with his hammer.  A fight ensues, and Volstagg [who reminds me of a Tolkien-esque dwarf…probably on purpose considering that Tolkien’s inspiration for the Dwarves were from the Norse sagas…more on that when we reach the Hobbit movies] warns his friends not to be touched by the Frost Giants; their touch burns.  Yet, when Loki is grabbed by one, his skin turns blue, then back to normal.  But no time to ponder that because Laufey has released a large beast that chases Thor’s friend while they attempt to retreat after Fandral has been wounded.  Thor continues to take out giants, then runs his hammer through the beast’s mouth, killing him.  But they’re still surrounded, until Odin arrives on an eight-legged horse [Sleipnir, according to legend.  And also according to legend, Loki’s son…not sure how that works out in the MCU].  Thor cheers, figuring his father is there to lead the battle.  Odin silences him and treats with Laufey; these were the actions of a boy (not a man, not a prince, not a would-be king), treat them as such.  And Laufey still fears Odin at this moment, so the Asgardians return home, under the threat of war.  Odin dismisses Thor’s friends and speaks to Thor.  Thor insists that the Jotun must learn to fear him, just as they feared Odin.  Odin retorts, “that is pride and vanity speaking, not leadership.”  Thor tries to argue back, that their status as fallen because of peace, Odin interrupts, “you are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!”  “And you are an old man and a fool!” Thor shouts back.  Odin takes a moment, yes, he was a fool, for thinking Thor was ready.  Loki attempts to intercede on Thor’s behalf, but Odin dismisses him with a growl [which actually startled Tom, since it was not in the script.  This is stunning acting on Anthony Hopkins’ part.]  Odin declares Thor unworthy, of the realms, of his title, and of the loved ones he has betrayed (and note how the camera turns to Loki at that moment).  Odin strips his son of his cloak, and of Mjölnir and his power.  He casts Thor out.  Then commands the hammer “whosoever hold this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor,” and sends it after his son.

These brings us back to Jane and her friends hitting Thor, who is very confused and yelling strange things at the sky, like hammer and Heimdall.  Darcy is freaked out and tases Thor (which is a bit hilarious).  Jane is distracted by the markings in the dirt, but Erik talks her in to taking the strange young man to the hospital.  (They don’t see the hammer crash down a little way away.)  When Thor initially wakes up, he tries to wreak havoc, until he’s tranquilized and strapped down.  Jane and her friends attempt to analyze the pictures of what they saw last night, mentioning an Einstein-Rosen bridge; essentially a wormhole.  She realizes she’s looking at another dimension and that the strange man is her best piece of evidence, so they have to find him.  He’s escaped the hospital, but not far, because she manages to back into him.  They clothe Thor [and we admire a shirtless Chris Hemsworth] and get him food; though his manners leave a bit to be desired.  At the same time, the hammer has created a crater that some townsmen have found and decided to see who can pull it out of the ground (a la the sword in the stone situation…hmmm…) (and our Stan Lee cameo).

Meanwhile, in Asgard, Thor’s friends and Loki discuss current events.  Loki reveals that he was the one who had ordered a guard to go to Odin, but obviously he was late, because the plan was to never arrive at Jotunheim.  And he never dreamed that Odin would banish Thor, and he loves his brother more dearly that the others.  Nevertheless, Thor is reckless and dangerous.  Loki storms out.  Sif comments that Loki speaks of love, but he’s always been jealous of Thor, and they begin thinking Loki may be responsible; he’s prone to mischief.  Loki finds the Jotun’s blue casket and it begins to turn him blue again.  Odin discovers him and Loki demands answers.  Is he cursed?  No.  What am I?  He is Odin’s son.  What more?  The casket was not the only thing Odin took from Jotunheim that day.  No; when Odin entered the temple, he found an abandoned baby, small for a giant’s offspring; and we see the babe change its appearance to mimic Odin’s.  Laufey’s son, incidentally.  Loki doesn’t believe that Odin brought him home simply because he was an innocent child, not when he’s the same monster that parents warn their children of; or was it to be held prisoner until Odin has use of him?  Yes, Odin had a purpose: he wanted a permanent alliance with Laufey and though Loki could be that bridge, but it doesn’t matter now, not after what Thor has started.  Loki resents that Odin never told him; too hurt to realize that Odin viewed him as a son, he simply remembers not being as good as Thor, feeling that Odin had always favored Thor and this must be the reason why [a superb performance by Tom…this is why we love him].  Odin protests that Loki is twisting Odin’s words, then collapses.  Loki calls for help.  Later, while Odin is sleeping, he questions his mother why he was never told.  She reiterates that they always viewed Loki as their son and simply wanted to love and protect him.  And there has always been a purpose to what Odin has done.  Loki is taking on the mantle of king and denies his friends’ plea to bring Thor back.  His first command cannot be to undo Odin’s last.  (We don’t believe that and neither do his friends.)

Back on Earth, the feds show up at the crater and lock it down.  Jane, Thor, Darcy, and Erik hear about it, after Thor demands more coffee by throwing down his mug.  Thor realizes that the crater holds his hammer and he must retrieve it.  Jane wants to follow, but Erik warns her off.  They shortly discover that S.H.I.E.L.D. is at their lab, confiscating her research.  So Jane finds Thor, who makes the deal that once he has his hammer, he will get Jane’s things back.  Thor enters the compound as a storm brews (he is the god of thunder, after all).  He easily takes on any guards that are sent his way, though he doesn’t kill him.  When the last one steps in front of him, he comments, “you’re big.  Fought bigger.”  Coulson calls from someone to get up high and keep on eye on their intruder.  A man, Barton, we hear, grabs a bow, then drawls to Coulson that he’s starting to root for their intruder as he takes out guards.  But Coulson holds on his call, wanting to see what Thor does when he finds the hammer.  Thor pulls on the handle and the hammer doesn’t budge.  He shouts to the raining sky and sinks to the mud.  He’s docile as he’s taken into custody and Jane quietly calls for Erik to pick her up.  She persuades Erik to go get Thor, arguing that while Thor may speak of magic, magic has been called a precursor to science.  Erik has heard of S.H.I.E.L.D. through a colleague and knows they’re not to be trifled with, but he will help Jane.  And get Thor to leave.

Coulson questions Thor, believing him to be a mercenary, but Thor doesn’t answer.  When Coulson steps away, Loki appears.  Then lies to his brother, saying that Odin is dead and their mother has forbidden Thor’s return.  Thor is broken-hearted and does not fight.  Loki makes his own attempt to lift the hammer and fails, though he maintains his illusion so no mortals spot him.  This is when Erik picks up Thor, then takes him drinking in hopes of getting Thor to leave.  Thor willingly drinks with the man, then has to carry him back to Jane’s place.  “He drank, he fought, he made his ancestors proud,” Thor proclaims, then spends a quiet evening with Jane.  He brought her notebook back and encourages her to continue her research; it’s right.  There are other realms out there.  Nine, according to Thor, who explains the Yggdrasill, the World’s Tree, that connects all of them.

Loki is still plotting in Asgard; he visits Jotunheim and promises Laufey that he will sneak him in and he will be able to slay Odin while he sleeps.  And yes, it was Loki who had snuck the few Frost Giants in to ruin Thor’s big day.  It was his way of protecting the realm from Thor’s rule.  Meanwhile, Thor’s friends decide to come get Thor and Heimdall helps, simply by not being the one to open the Bifrost.  He’s been keeping an eye on Thor.  Loki realizes what is going on and sends the Destroyer to keep Thor from returning.  Thor is thrilled to see his friends (Sif and the Warriors Three…which a SHIELD agent comments that they look like they came from a Renaissance Faire…he’s got a point [considering I have friends who have dressed up as various Avengers and attended faire as a group, “Thor” even threw his mug down and demanded another]), but argues he cannot come home.  Then he discovers Loki’s lies.  S.H.I.E.L.D. briefly wonders if the Destroyer is one of Stark’s until is blasts them.  Thor will stay with Jane to help evacuate the town; he does not have the power to help his friends, so they will be the distraction (which involves tossing the “dwarf”).  Sif runs the Destroyer through with a spear and all is well for a moment, until it turns its entire body and continues blasting.

Back in Asgard, Loki freezes Heimdall so he can get the Frost Giants in.  Heimdall realizes that Loki has found secret paths that Heimdall cannot see and that is how he has arranged his plot.  Thor, to stop the carnage, faces the Destroyer alone and speaks to his brother, apologizing for whatever wrong he has done.  He offers his life instead.  The Destroyer smacks Thor, sending him flying.  Jane rushes to him and believe our hero has died.  Until Odin’s words echo: whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.  The hammer flies to Thor and he regains his armor and power.  And yes, Jane, Oh. My. God, is correct.  The battle is short after that, Thor plowing the hammer through the Destroyer.  But he and his friends must rush back to Asgard to stop Loki, though he promises to return for Jane.  She pulls him in for a kiss before he goes, not settling for one of his kisses to her knuckles.  Thor also got Coulson to return Jane’s things; they are all on the same side and she’ll need it to continue her research.

Heimdall breaks the freeze so he can get Thor and his friends back and Thor flies to the palace.  Frigga, Odin’s wife, stands ready to defend her sleeping husband against the Frost Giants, though they knock her away after she takes out one.  Laufey is eager to kill Odin, saying “your death comes at the hand of Laufey.”  Loki blasts the king of the Frost Giants, and declares “and yours came by the son of Odin.”  Frigga is thrilled to see Thor when he enters, then he reveals Loki’s treachery.  They take their fight to the Bifrost, which Loki plans to use to destroy Jotunheim.  Thor’s view has changed and he wants to stop Loki.  He initially doesn’t wish to fight his brother, but Loki eggs him on until they begin exchanging blows.  Loki accuses Thor of becoming weak, thanks to human Jane.  He says he never wanted the throne, he just wanted to prove himself a worthy son to Odin, the equal of Thor.  Thor declares this madness.  “Is it?” Loki wonders (again, superb acting).  Thor throws Loki on to the bridge, then places his hammer on him while he figures out what to do.  Loki mocks, what can he do now with all his strength?  Well, there is something Thor can do.  He uses the hammer to smash the rainbow bridge to the Bifrost, destroying it, despite Loki’s protests that Thor will never be able to see Jane again.  But it will save the realms.  The blast knocks them both off the bridge; Thor grabs Loki and Odin grabs Thor.  Loki pleads with their father, “I could have done it, father.  For you.”  Odin sadly says “no,” (not sure why, or what he’s referring to), but Loki lets go of Thor, who cries after his brother.  Loki disappears into the swirling vortex.

Sif comments to Frigga later that Thor mourns his brother, and misses Jane.  Thor speaks to Odin, saying that one day, he may make his father proud, but he still has a lot to learn.  There has been no wiser king, nor better father than Odin, he says.  Odin returns that Thor has already made him proud.  Heimdall consoles his prince that Earth is not wholly lost to them, there is always hope.  We see Jane continuing her research, no doubt trying to bring Thor to her.

The after credits scene is Erik meeting Fury, who shows him a glowing blue cube that combines legend and history.  It is power and Fury wants Erik to study it.  In the background, there is Loki, who is intrigued by this cube as well.

My feelings on this movie?  If it’s not already apparent, I have a definite interest.  I have learned that Marvel played a little fast and loose with typical Norse mythology; not that anyone would be surprised, considering the water downed version of Greek mythology Disney gave us in Hercules.  Truly, the acting is superb, very emotional performances by the main cast.  Anthony Hopkins shows us his range, from angry father, to worried king.  His is a flawed character, to be expected from what little I’ve gleaned of mythology, evident when he tries to talk to Loki.  Thor started as a truly arrogant warrior prince.  Of course he can take on an army of Jotuns with just his four friends and younger brother.  Even if you just take into account this film, Odin clearly saw enough of war and realized that peace was best for the Nine Realms and he is in charge of that.  So for his oldest son to threaten that, to flounce the lessons he tried to instill.  And Thor did grow.  We can see that in how he treated Jane and her friends.  At first, they are simply mortal servants.  Then he helps make breakfast and will let his friends have the glorious battle while he gets innocent people to safety.  He argues Sif away from death in battle; live and tell those stories yourself, he encourages her.  He became worthy of his title and strength; a great message.  And we get some funny scenes of Thor not being so mighty, like getting tased.

And yes, I’ve grown to love Loki, partly because Tom Hiddleston is an adorable human being from what we’ve seen.  He comes across as a cool operator, showing one face while thinking or plotting something else, but in the presence of those he loves, he will breakdown.  He demands the truth from his father and then battles for what he feels is his rightful place that was denied him with his stronger older brother. He doesn’t truly begin to outright lie until later in the movie.  He may manipulate and as Fandral comments, he’s been one for mischief, but not treason.  As most villains go, he’s fine until he reaches a breaking point.  And that was discovering his ancestry.  Yet, he still wants to be a hero.  He wants to save his father and this is all about proving himself to Odin.  He delayed Thor’s coronation because he felt Thor is not right for the kingdom and if he shows their father Thor sneaking to Jotunheim, Thor will be demoted and Loki will ascend.  His final words before he falls is he was doing it all for Odin.  Odin may have said no because he feels that Loki did this all for Loki, but we do witness later that Loki and Thor were honest brothers.  There was no question as they were children.  There was love and happiness at one time.

Again, I applaud the performances.  As I saw commented somewhere, most likely Pintrest, Thor beautifully balanced magic in the real world.  They exist separately, but this one brings them together without jarring.  (Which is something I am striving for as I work on my fantasy series.)  The arcs are great in this movie, but we can tell that they are really starting to build to something else.

I can make the recommendation to read The Witch’s Heart by new author Genevieve Gornichec (a fairly local woman that I heard about through the faire grapevine), which involves Loki. I will hold off on fanfic recommendation until we’re further into the universe since they all start melding together.

Next Time: Captain America: The First Avenger

“These Aren’t the Droids You’re Looking For”

A New Hope

Originally released as simply Star Wars.  It ranks 13th in AFI’s Top 100 Movies, #1 for Film Scores, #8 in Movie Quotes, and #14 in Heroes and Villains.  This is the film that started the saga.  Expertly cast with Mark Hamill (would later voice the Joker in several Batman cartoons [we’ll catch one later] and Fire Lord Ozai in Avatar: The Last Airbender [we’ve already noted the irony of that casting and characterization]) as wet-behind-the-ears Luke Skywalker, Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa, and Harrison Ford (action star extraordinaire; Jack Ryan, Indiana Jones, Air Force One) completing the trio as Han Solo.  Alec Guinness is Obi-Wan Kenobi, Peter Cushing (he worked alongside Christopher Lee several times, mainly in horror films, but he portrayed Sherlock Holmes as well) is Grand Moff Tarkin.  Anthony Daniels brings C-3PO to life, like Kenny Baker does with R2-D2; Peter Mayhew dons the Chewbacca costume while David Prowse wears the Vader suit.  Of course, James Earl Jones (Mufasa, as well as appearing with Harrison Ford in the Jack Ryan movies) provides that deep voice (though not credited in this film).

And seriously, the original theme is also the best, since it doesn’t have to segue into any other theme.  It’s the most joyful and triumphant.  We also hear the Force theme for the first time, which also plays a huge part in the soundtracks of the rest of the saga.  I could try to go into how this film was pioneering, but I wouldn’t be the best choice since I was not alive to witness this film when it first came out and wasn’t a huge fan of it when I first saw it.  And now that the prequel trilogy is out especially, it’s a bit hard to separate what was all brand new in this film when first released with what we know now.

After the crawl, we see that iconic scene of the Star Destroyer chasing the Rebel Runner and are first introduced to R2-D2 and C-3PO; 3PO is the definition of a fusspot.  R2 is given a secret mission and they must escape from the imposing black-caped Darth Vader.  He is looking for the stolen Death Star plans (which we saw how those ended aboard this ship in Rogue One; which was kind of the whole point of that film) and captures Princess Leia.  R2 and 3PO end up on Tatooine and separated briefly until the Jawas (and their signature “oo-tee-dee!”) get their hands on them.

Enter teenager Luke Skywalker and his aunt and uncle Beru and Owen Lars.  They purchase R2 and 3PO.  But R2 is insistent on pursuing his mission and escapes to find Obi-Wan Kenobi, though Luke only knows an “Old Ben.”  Uncle Owen shuts down his questions, simply stating that Obi-Wan died alongside Luke’s father, and he shouldn’t worry about Ben.  Luke, tired of being stuck on a backwater planet, storms off.  Owen tells Beru he’s afraid that Luke has too much of his father in him [and we know why that would be dangerous].

When Luke goes looking for R2, he runs into Sand People.  Ben is around to scare them off and is surprised that a little R2 unit has come searching for him.  Luke asks Ben if he knows an Obi-Wan.  Of course he does, he’s Obi-Wan.  But he hasn’t gone by that name since Luke was born.  He takes Luke home with him and informs the teenager that his father was a Jedi Knight, as was Obi-Wan; they fought in the Clone Wars together.  They were guardians of the peace and justice in the Old Republic.  Luke inherited his piloting skills from his father and Obi-Wan gifts him with the blue lightsaber; “an elegant weapon for a more civilized time.”  Darth Vader was once a pupil of Obi-Wan’s, until he fell to the Dark Side of the Force and betrayed and murdered Luke’s father (uh, he’ll get to that later…shh, it’s a secret for now).  We finally see the whole message that Leia sent to Obi-Wan, asking for his help in the name of her father, Bail Organa [oh yes, you should totally read Wild Space by Karen Miller to find out how Bail and Obi-Wan ended up becoming friends].  She has stashed important plans inside the R2 unit that are vital to the Rebellion.  “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope.”

Luke doesn’t want to go running off to Alderaan; he has responsibilities here that his uncle was outlining just the previous evening.  He comes across an attack on Jawas on his way home and Obi-Wan deduces it was stormtroopers trying to disguise there attack as Sand People,  They were looking for the droids.  Which would have led them home.  Luke races back only to discover the homestead to be smoldering and two burnt bodies at the door.  He has nothing now, so he’ll follow Obi-Wan.  “I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi, like my father.”

First, they must find transport and head to Mos Eisley; “you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”  Obi-Wan gets them past the troopers using a Jedi mind trick [that he probably picked up from Qui-Gon] and they search for a pilot in the cantina (cue that iconic music).  Luke gets in a bit of trouble and Obi-Wan proves he still has some fight left in him, slicing off a criminal’s arm with his lightsaber.  They then meet Han Solo and Chewbacca who agree to take them to Alderaan, avoiding Imperial entanglement, and no questions asked for a pretty sum.  Han briefly deals with Greedo after the pair leave (and yes, he shoots first!).  Then he buys more time to pay back his debt to Jabba the Hutt.  Han also gets the idea that his passengers may be more than meets the eye when Imperials show up and start firing as the pair attempt to board the Millennium Falcon.  Chewie gets them out of Tatooine; “here’s where the fun begins.”  Luke is certainly an eager young kid, contrasting with Han who is more world-wise.

Meanwhile, Leia has been taken aboard the Death Star and Vader attempts to interrogate her on the location of the Rebel base, but she resists the mind probe.  Grand Moff Tarkin (he goes by Governor in the film) has another idea.  If Princess Leia does not reveal the base, he will fire the Empire’s ultimate weapon on Alderaan.  Leia finally gives them the planet Dantooine.  Tarkin destroys Alderaan anyway to prove a point.  Obi-Wan feels the incredible loss of life all the way on the Falcon.  But he insists that Luke continue with his training.  Han’s not one to believe in the Force while Obi-Wan comes back that there is no such thing as luck. 

When they come out of hyperspace, they discover what the Empire has done, though they don’t know how.  Until Obi-Wan realizes that the object in the distance is no moon.  It’s a space station.  And they are caught in its tractor beam.  Luke has a very bad feeling about this.  Obi-Wan has a better idea that fighting.  They hide away in the smuggling holds from the Imperial boarding parties, though Vader senses something. Obi-Wan also has an idea on how to deal with the tractor beam.  Han figured the old man would do something foolish.  “Who’s the more foolish; the fool, or the fool who follows him?”  [Still spouting wisdom.]

Han and Luke then discover that Leia is aboard the Death Star and Luke immediately wants to rescue her.  He persuades Han with the promise of reward.  They use Chewie as a prisoner to get to the cell.  The plan goes pretty well, until Han’s funny conversation and Leia notes that Luke is short to be a stormtrooper.  Proving he is an eager young lad, he announces himself to Leia “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you.”  Oh, and I have your droid.  And Obi-Wan Kenobi.  As Han predicts, they end up with company and Leia takes charge: “into the garbage shoot, flyboy.”  Han either wants to kill the princess, or he’s beginning to like her.  “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered,” Han snarks once they’re out of the line of fire.  Leia contends that the situation could be worse.  Now Han has a bad feeling about this.  It gets worse when a slug creature grabs Luke.  It only lets go when the trash compactor starts up.  Luke calls for R2 and 3PO, but the droids are almost too late to save their humans.  R2 to the rescue in the nick of time!

And now they just have to get through a couple dozen troopers.  Han and Leia still snip at each other; Han is used to taking orders from just one person, himself.  Leia is used to being in charge and asks someone to get the walking carpet out of her way.  (Gotta admire a woman who takes charge and doesn’t wait to be rescued)  They split up; Han deciding it is great tactics to chase after one’s opponent shouting at the top of his lungs.  His luck holds out.  Luke and Leia have to swing across an opening [which Mythbusters proved was possible; and was performed by Mark and Carrie on set in one take (they didn’t have the money for stunt doubles).]  They all eventually meet up by the Falcon.

Obi-Wan sneaks about the battle station and Vader determines he must face his old master alone.  Tarkin dismisses Vader’s power (which we’ve already witnessed is a bad idea; he choked a subordinate when he found his lack of faith disturbing.)  When he confronts Obi-Wan, he claims he is now a master.  “Only a master of evil, Darth.”  Vader claims Obi-Wan’s powers are weak.  Obi-Wan also warns Vader “if you strike me down, I’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”  [Yes, this duel is much slower than their epic battle in Revenge of the Sith, but keep in mind that this was the first lightsaber duel ever conceived; and take into account Alec Guiness’s age.  And Vader is impeded by a black suit.  And heck, he probably hasn’t had to duel anyone in a while…yet the end of Rogue One proves he’s still got it.  George Lucas’ original concept was that there was a heft to lightsabers; he didn’t want them flung about.  Obviously, once we got back and see Jedi young and in their prime, the duels are more fantastic.  Nevertheless, the choreography is sound]  Obi-Wan senses his young charges are near and allows Vader to slice through him.  But his body disappears (surprising everyone).  His disembodied voice urges Luke to run and the Millennium Falcon escapes.  There’s a brief dogfight to ensure they get away [I remember reading in a novel somewhere that gravity is a bit off in the Falcon at that ladder] which Leia insists was an easy escape.  In fact, Vader has a homing beacon planted on the Falcon.

Our heroes make for the Rebel base on Yavin 4 with all haste to analyze the readouts on R2.  Han takes his reward and intends to leave.  He’s got debts to pay off and going against the Death Star is not his idea of courage.  The Rebellion is banking on snub fighters getting past the guns, flying through a trench, and hitting a small opening to start a chain reaction.  Luke figures it’s not much bigger than the womp rats he used to shoot on Tatooine.  He’s disappointed in Han, but the smuggler does tell the boy, “May the Force be with you,” in parting.  Luke cheers up a bit reuniting with his friend Biggs.  They’re part of Red Sqaudron, along with Wedge Antilles [played by Ewan McGregor’s uncle, Denis Lawson; and the character is most likely related to the Captain Antilles Bail Organa addresses at the end of Revenge of the Sith].

The Death Star is orbiting Yavin to get into position to fire on the base.  Tarkin refuses to leave, even after the techs figure out what the Rebels are aiming for.  The Grand Moff is certain this is the Empire’s moment of triumph.  Even Vader commented that this day saw the end of Kenobi and will see the end of the Rebellion, though he does take his TIE Interceptor out to shoot down Rebel ships.  [Lucas was influenced by the dog fighting of WWII, and I feel that the effects still hold up well forty years later; proves how well made it originally was]  Wedge is hit and has to break off his attack.  Biggs is killed protecting Luke.  Luke hears Obi-Wan urge him to trust the Force to aim his torpedo.  Vader and his friends are gaining on Luke in his X-Wing and R2 is a bit fried [Anakin!  You shot your droid!]  Han swoops in on the Falcon to save the day; knocking Vader away, and giving Luke his chance.  Bombs away just as the station powers up its giant laser.  Huge explosion!

Luke is greeted by cheers and a hug from Leia.  Han joins in.  Luke’s thrilled he returned; Han claims he couldn’t let Luke get all the credit.  [Note the height difference between Carrie and Mark and Harrison, particular Harrison.  It’s a bit funny]  The Rebels hold a ceremony (cue awesome music) to recognize Han, Chewie, and Luke for their actions. 3PO and R2 are all shined up and the Rebellion lives to fight another day.

The main word I can use to describe this film is “iconic.”  Even if you’ve never watched the film, you probably know a lot of key points and dialogue because it is seeped into pop culture so much.  There are several books and magazines articles that outline all the trouble George Lucas went through to get this film made; I highly encourage you to check them out!  This film, and really the whole saga, echo Joseph Campbell’s idea of the “monomyth.”  There is a path that most major hero stories follow [I’ve read the book twice and not even for a class!  And I totally agree with his hypothesis].  Luke receives his “call to adventure;” there is a “refusal of the call;” then there is “supernatural aid.”  This all happens on Tatooine with Obi-Wan.  Luke crosses his first threshold and is thrown into the “belly of the whale.”  That would be joining the Rebellion.  And he begins to undergo trials.

Up Next: The Empire Strikes Back

Ain’t We Just Big Damn Heroes

Firefly

Take my love, take my land

Take me where I cannot stand

I don’t care, I’m still free

You can’t take the sky from me.

Take me out to the black

Tell ’em I ain’t comin’ back

Burn the land and boil the sea

You can’t take the sky from me.

This has become a pop culture hit, Fox cancelled the series after only one season.  But it gained a following and Joss Whedon fought to bring it back as a feature film.  Now, I did not watch it when it originally aired; I came to it one evening at a friend’s apartment in college and saw the second season.  At the end, I asked about another season and found out there was only the one, but I did track down the movie.  It’s a mixture of Western and science-fiction; Whedon explains that humans left Earth, found another galaxy and terra-formed the planets to support life and America and China, being the two big superpowers, melded to form one culture.  So yes, you have space ships and laser pistols, but you also have horses and regular pistols.

The show follows the tales of the crew of the Firefly-class ship named Serenity.  Captained by Malcolm “Mal” Reynolds (played by Nathan Fillion, a self-proclaimed geek who later starred in ABC’s Castle drama [it’s excellent, check it out and he even brought back his Browncoat costume in a Halloween episode]), he brings aboard his former cohort Zoë (Gina Torres; she’s actually appeared in the Matrix movies and has gone on to the series Suits and other television series, including a few voice acting roles like in Star Wars: Rebels) to be his first mate.  Piloting the ship is Hoban “Wash” Washburne (the ever-hilarious Alan Tudyk from Knight’s Tale and recently voicing secondary characters in Rogue One and Moana), who has married Zoë.  Inara Serra (Morena Baccarin; she’s appeared in V on ABC and is in both Deadpool films) is a registered Companion on board who uses Serenity to provide services to far-off clients.  Jayne Cobb (Adam Baldwin, no, he’s not one of the big-name Baldwin brothers, but he did show up in two episodes of Castle and even an episode of JAG and NCIS) is their onboard mercenary, good with a pistol, not so good with manners.  Kaywinnit Lee “Kaylee” Frye (Jewel Staite,  a lot of guest appearances, even on Castle and part of Stargate: Atlantis) is the cheerful and brilliant mechanic who keeps the ship in the sky.  Shepherd Derrial Book (Ron Glass; he sadly passed away in 2016, he has a filmography back to the seventies) joins as a passenger and occasionally disagrees with Captain Reynolds in regards to religion.  And Dr. Simon Tam (Sean Maher; he’s voiced Nightwing/Dick Grayson in several recent shows and movies) and his younger sister, River (Summer Glau, well known for Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles  [which I don’t intend to watch], she made an appearance on Castle as well, Hawaii Five-0 and Big Band Theory, and she was even in an Hallmark Christmas movie, Help for the Holidays [it’s adorable]) round out the crew.

Now, apparently, the show was aired out of order due to Fox executive meddling, but the DVD released them in the correct order.  We start the show off with a two-part opener: Serenity.  There was a civil war in this galaxy [Whedon was influenced by Jeff Shaara’s Killer Angels novel, also the basis for the film Gettysburg], between the Alliance and the Independents, or Browncoats.  Mal and Zoe fought for the Independents and it came to a head at the Battle of Serenity Valley.  The Independents are desperate for air support, but it never comes.  Orders come in for them to lay down arms.  It killed Mal’s sense of faith and nearly killed his spirit.  But six years later, he’s doing odd jobs to keep flying and keep out of the Alliance’s way, so sticking to the Rim worlds.  We catch up to the crew pulling an illegal salvage job; and Wash plays with dinosaurs: “We shall call it, this land.”  “I think we should call it your gave!”  “Ah, curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!”  “Now die!”  But he gets it in gear to put out a distraction to save his cohorts.  They make their way to Persephone to finish the deal, the captain remarking “there is no power in the ‘verse to keep Kaylee from being cheerful” [and why my friends remark I am most like Kaylee].  They meet with local “businessman” (use that term loosely) Badger (played by Mark Sheppard, who has been in several geeky shows, including Supernatural as Crowley, Doctor Who as Canton Everett Delaware III [he plays a Brit in an American show and an American in a British show], as well as X-Files, Battlestar Galactica, NCIS, Star Trek: Voyager, Charmed and many others) to complete the deal, but he weasels himself out.  The goods they stole are marked and that makes it difficult to unload.  So, they’ll try Patience on another planet, and hope she doesn’t shoot the captain again.  But, they need legitimate business as well and take on passengers, including Sheppard Book, Dr. Tam, and Dobson.

Makes things a bit interesting for the crew and Mal informs Zoe “if anyone gets nosy, just shoot them…politely.”  Shooting happens, but only after Mal has figured out one of their passengers hailed the Alliance.  He thinks it is Simon, but it’s actually Dobson, who shoots Kaylee when she surprises him.  Simon won’t treat Kaylee unless the ship runs; he does not want the Alliance onboard either.  Mal helps Simon, then opens his special box in the hold and discovers a young woman curled up inside.  This is River, Simon’s younger sister that he broke out of an Alliance facility because they were hurting her for her intelligence.  Captain has to continue with the job and isn’t dumb enough to not realize that Patience will set up an ambush.  There’s a shoot out, but he gets his money.  That’s how things are supposed to work; “I do the job and then I get paid.”  He comes back to the ship to discover Dobson is free and threatening River. Mal shoots the federal agent and tosses him off his ship.  They also have to run from Reavers, dangerous people on the verge of being creatures that has the whole universe terrified.  Wash pulls a Crazy Ivan [remember that term from Hunt for Red October?], turning quickly and blowing the engines into their pursuers (Kaylee is fixed up enough to help out).  Mal offers Simon and his sister a place on his ship; they’ll be safer on the run and the ship could use a doctor.  And assures Simon he’s not the kind of man to kill another in his sleep.  If he aims to kill you, you’ll be awake and armed.  At the end of the day, Serenity is still flying.  It’s not much, but it’s enough.

After a little trouble at a small bar, Mal and the rest of the crew are on their way to a new job.  Inara holds Kaylee enthralled in her shuttle, brushing her hair and having some girl time, which Mal has to interrupt.  While it is manly and impulsive, Inara’s request is that the captain does not march into her quarters.  But he needs his mechanic, Mal requests, the engine room looks like terrifying  space monkeys have been at it.  Niska has a certain reputation [and seems to be the quintessential Russian-type villain] and wants the crew to pull a train heist.  Easy enough it sounds.  Until they discover there is a squadron of Alliance guards onboard.  Just makes it more fun, Mal quips to Zoe.  They complete their end of the job and unload the goods, only to discover once an investigation begins that it was medicine they stole, sorely needed in the backwoods town.  Inara uses her respectability to get Mal and Zoe out of custody, but Mal now needs to plan how to return the medicine.  Deep down, Malcolm Reynolds is a good and honorable man.  Slight problem; Niska’s men have shown up.  Jayne gets a lucky shot and Mal explains that they’ll return the money to Niska to square things away, but they won’t be delivering the stolen medicine.  The first henchman disagrees and gets thrown through the engine.  The second man hastily agrees and Mal and the crew get to be heroes for a second, giving the medicine to the sheriff under the cover of night.

Serenity comes upon a drifting ship in Bushwacked and receive more trouble than they intended.  It looks deserted, which is a bit odd in the middle of space.  Until they discover one man.  Mal has him locked in the infirmary, surmising that the ship had been hit by Reavers.  Then they run into an Alliance ship, hide Simon and River, and are detained and questioned (Wash’s interview is funny).  The survivor begins to attack the Alliance crew and Mal finally gets the Alliance officer to help, even saving his life.

Shindig is one of my favorite episodes.  Inara plans to meet with a regular client, Atherton Wing (played by Edward Atterton.  He was much nicer as King Arthur in Mists of Avalon and then plays Mordaunt in Charmed and has a possible connection to Arthur.  He also appeared in Man in the Iron Mask as a relative good guy).  Mal meets up with Badger, who has another job for him; the sleaseball figures that Mal can cozy up to a potential client at a local party.  It does give the captain a chance to apologize for accidentally insulting Kaylee earlier; she gets to wear the poufy dress she saw in a shop earlier and accompany him to the party.  They run into Inara and while Kaylee gets surrounded by men to talk engines, Captain “Tightpants” dances with Inara, then gets in an argument with Atherton.  Atherton challenges Malcolm to a duel, with swords.  The client is impressed by Malcolm, but the captain has to survive first.  Inara, as a trained Companion, has some knowledge with swords and helps her friend out, despite some disagreements.  Mal has the bad habit of calling Inara a whore to her face, but took exception to Atherton’s mere implication.  Well, Atherton was insulting Inara as a person, Mal explains.  Atherton appears to have the upper hand, but Mal comes back after breaking his sword to beat Atherton; and Inara providing a distraction by appearing to take Atherton’s offer to exclusivity.  Mal leaves Atherton breathing, which will bring the man shame.  “Mercy is the mark of a great man,” and he stabs his opponent.  “Guess I’m just a good man,” another stab.  “Well, I’m alright.”  Atherton tries to threaten Inara, but she points out guild law; Atherton is the one who will be blacklisted.

Now, the crew intended to mount a daring rescue, but Badger sits onboard to keep an eye on them.  There is a humorous interaction between the man and River, who copies his accent.  Then she sweeps by her brother, remarking “call me if anyone interesting shows up.”  That would have worked as a distraction, but they missed their opportunity.  Inara and Mal show up before the second plan can go into effect.  And the cargo that the client wishes to offload?  Cattle.

We get some flashbacks to the Tam siblings (young Simon is played by a young Zac Efron) when they were younger in Safe.  The crew is unloading the cattle, after the captain warns Simon to keep his sister under control.  Kaylee continues to be interested in Simon, who is a bit oblivious and demeaning.  River wanders off and finds a wedding dance.  She shows a bit of the girl that remains under the weird dreams and sayings.  Then Simon is kidnapped.  Unfortunately, things do not go smooth with the cattle transfer and Sheppard Book is shot in the ensuing confrontation.  Serenity has to leave the Tams behind in order to save Book.  They’re desperate enough to go to the Alliance for help, but it’s not until the officers see Book’s ID card that they agree to help, which is a bit suspicious.  Back on the planet, Simon and River are taken to a hill village where Simon is to be the local doctor.  River understands what Simon has given up to rescue her; a promising career, safety, wealth; all to save her.  Simon unfortunately remembers their father essentially disinheriting him for attempting to rescue River.  Their parents never suspected anything was wrong with the government school and their father was more concerned with their image, than helping either of his children.  He bailed Simon out of trouble once, he vowed not to help again.  Then a local woman declares River a witch for knowing what people were thinking.  The town gets riled up and prepares to burn River at the stake.  Simon climbs up with her, the ever-protecting big brother.  Serenity appears in the sky and Mal and Zoe walk into town in the nick of time.  What does that make them?  Big damn heroes.  River is their witch, so cut her down, he instructs the leader.  He insists that they are part of the crew; it doesn’t matter if he necessarily likes them.

Mal dresses up as a woman to complete their next job in Our Mrs. Reynolds, telling their opponent, “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”  A celebration is thrown by the locals for their help and Jayne and Mal get pretty drunk.  So the next morning when Mal discovers a young woman onboard, he’s a bit confused as to how she got there.  And even more confused when she tells him they’re married.  Book looks up the customs, and yes, they are technically married.  He later warns Mal that if he takes advantage of Saffron, he will burn in the “special Hell, reserved for child molesters and those who talk at the theatre.”  Jayne even offers Mal his prized gun, Vera, in exchange for Saffron.  Mal firmly declines and shows himself to be a bit of a gentleman.  He is certain he will be a bad husband and will not take advantage of Saffron and even advises her to toughen up.  Turns out she didn’t need to toughen up; this was all a con to get the ship.  She attempts to seduce Wash, who is loyal to Zoe, so she has to knock him out after she’s knocked out Mal.  She gains control of the ship and steers it to salvagers before escaping.  She almost has Inara fooled, but the Companion recognizes the training and goes after Mal.  She passes out after kissing Mal’s lips.  Luckily, Jayne and Vera manage to shoot out the net intended to hold them and Mal eventually tracks Saffron down to knock her out.

Jaynestown turns out to be a place where the people worship Jayne as a Robin Hood-type hero.  He had pulled a job years back that resulted in him dumping the magistrate’s money into the town square.  The locals are poor and dirty and suppressed, but the actions they viewed as heroic gave them the courage to stand up for themselves.  Why, there’s even a ballad about “the hero of Canton/ the man they call Jayne!”  [Captain Stout will sing the ballad, complete with the hat, at faire for Tyme Travellers weekend.]  It does provide an excellent cover for the crew to steal what they need.  And meanwhile, onboard Serenity, Book and River differ over the Bible and then River hides from Book once she sees his hair unbound…it really is hilarious.  “Too much hair,” she moans to Zoe and almost doesn’t want to come out because “it’ll still be there, waiting.”  And the magistrate in question had hired Inara to make his son into a man.  Well, it worked.  He stood up to his father and made sure Serenity could escape.

Odd as it may sound, I like Out of Gas.  We get some back story on how the crew members ended up on Serenity.  Mal bought her, on purpose, though Zoe wonders.  Wash was brought on as a pilot and Zoe initially wonders at his mustache and they pinch Jayne from another gig, promising him better pay and his own rom.  Kaylee wasn’t the first mechanic brought aboard, but she fixed the other mechanic’s problem despite having sex with the guy.  But the main problem at present is an explosion in the engine.  Zoe knocks Kaylee out of the way, but she’s hurt.  And life support got knocked out.  Despite some disagreements, Mal gets Wash to send out a distress beacon, then orders the rest of the passengers to split into the two shuttles.  Mal will stay aboard incase their miracle comes.  Inara tries to convince Mal that this isn’t the ancient sea, the captain doesn’t have to go down with the ship.  And some stranger does come to the rescue, but they shoot Mal, obviously intending to take the ship as their own.  Mal won’t let that happen; he orders them off his ship, but leave the part they need.  He bleeds across the ship, putting the engine back to rights, then passing out right in front of the button Wash wired to bring the shuttles back.  He wakes up to discover his crew disobeyed his orders and returned for him; very lucky for him.  It’s just so sweet how they are all one big family.

Events almost come to a head on Ariel, a Central planet.  River is getting worse, but Simon doesn’t have all the tools he needs in order to treat her.  He comes to the crew with a job; sneak him and River into diagnostic room in the hospital.  In exchange, he’ll tell them what drugs to take that will bring the most on the black market.  And being a Central hospital, it will be re-stocked in a matter of hours, meaning no one should die from their theft.  Wash and Kaylee get an ambulance up and running; Jayne, Mal, and Zoe will be the crew.  They’ll take Simon and River in as corpses, then wake them up.  Jayne is in charge of the siblings while Mal and Zoe do the thieving.  Except, Jayne got stupid.  He alerted the feds and changed the plan.  They don’t show up for the pick-up.  Instead, Jayne gets taken with the siblings and River has to get them away before worse men come.  The “two by two, hands of blue,” men show up with blue gloves and sticks that resonate at a high frequency, causing blood to pour out of their victims.  Mal figures out what Jayne tried to pull and has a discussion with him through the back door as they’re lifting off.  Simon and River are part of Mal’s crew, so any betrayal against them is a betrayal against Mal.  Jayne is a bit repentant and Mal doesn’t end up killing him.  His final warning to Jayne is “if you want to stab me in the back, do it to my face.”

Niska returns in War Stories.  Wash is getting concerned that there is more to the relationship between his wife and the captain than simple Army buddies.  Wash and Zoe argue the fact while River and Kaylee chase each other like children in the cargo hold.  “Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots,” Mal remarks.  “Shut up!  One of you is gonna fall and die and I’m not cleanin’ it up!”  Wash claims that he can handle himself and decides to go on the drop with Mal instead of Zoe.  Well, things don’t go smooth again and their contacts are killed and Mal and Wash are captured.  Zoe, Jayne, and Book go to investigate when they’re late and Book proves he’s a strange Sheppard; he knows an awful lot about the Alliance and guns for a preacher.  Meanwhile, Wash discusses the issue of his wife with Mal; he figures they’ve never slept together which is causing sexual tension.  Mal points out one time that Zoe didn’t obey him; by marrying Wash.  All the while, Niska is electrocuting the pair.  Mal keeps Wash talking to keep him alert.  Zoe plans to offer Niska a deal, all the money the crew can put together in exchange for their captain and pilot.  Niska takes the money, but it’s only enough for one.  Zoe immediately chooses her husband.  Well, maybe more than one…Niska cuts off Mal’s ear.  One of the few times you hear Mal scream.  Wash insists they go back to rescue Mal.  Zoe agrees and the two arm themselves.  Jayne eventually agrees to come and even Book, Simon, and Kaylee gear up to save Mal.  Book will stick to shooting kneecaps, the Bible is fuzzy on that subject.

Too bad Niska’s killed him; this is not the age for heroic men.  He brings Mal back so he can prolong the torture.  The three most experience enter the compound first.  But Book and Simon have to soon follow them.  Kaylee can’t; she’s scared.  But men come towards the ship.  River picks up the dropped gun, takes one look, then turns away and shoots each man once.  “No power in the ‘verse can stop me.”  Kaylee had used that line earlier, playing with River.  Mal goes after Niska in all the commotion, but his henchman takes over.  Niska escapes and Mal continues fighting, but he won’t say no to some help.  Simon borrows a tool from Inara’s female counselor client in order to re-attach Mal’s ear.

Saffron pops back up in Trash, portraying the wife of an old friend’s of Mal.  Mal is wise to her antics, but is still tempted by a high paying gig she has lined up.  They’ll sneak in and steal the first laser pistol from a wealthy officer who certainly deserves to have the piece taken.  Not everyone is keen on following “Yosaffbrig’s” plan, particularly Inara.  But the crew gets the drop on Saffron.  Inara was their back-up for when Saffron double-crossed them.  She locks Saffron in the garbage bin for the feds to pick up.  And River also knows what Jayne tried to do on Ariel, so when Simon has to patch up the mercenary, he promises that the man will always be safe from Simon; they’re on the same crew, so they gotta trust each other.  Oh, and Saffron made Mal take off his clothes before leaving him stranded, so he gets to walk back on his ship proudly butt-naked.

The Message reunites Mal and Zoe with an old friend from their squadron, Tracey.  Except Tracey is dead and shipped himself to Mal and Zoe.  And Kaylee’s not speaking to Simon because he managed to put his foot in his mouth…again.  But Tracey’s dead body brings a whole mess of trouble to Serenity’s crew.  They need to know how the boy died.  Except when Simon goes to do an autopsy, Tracey wakes up.  He managed to fall in with the wrong crowd and tried to make big bucks carrying organs.  Then he tried to double-cross those people, who are now after him.  He just wants to make it home now, but he doesn’t trust the rest of the crew.  Mal has a plan, but before he can enact it, Tracey gets trigger-happy and Zoe puts a bullet in Tracey.  He manages to take Kaylee hostage, who has gotten sweet on him, but Jayne (who has gained a ‘cunning’ knitted cap from his mother) shoots him in a standoff.  If the boy had waited a minute, Mal could have explained that Book realized the feds chasing them were far out of their jurisdiction, meaning this whole deal was off the records.  But they do right by Tracey and take him to his parents for burial.

“Wash, tell me I’m pretty.” “If I were unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.” “‘Cause I’m pretty?” “‘Cause you’re pretty.”

Inara’s friend, Nandi is in trouble in Heart of Gold. [And the above is my favorite quote.]  The local leader, Rance Burgess (played by Fredric Lehne, the father-in-law in Greatest Showman, appeared in an episode of Castle as well, and big bad Azazel of the early seasons of Supernatural and many other guest appearances) is trying to claim an unborn child from one of Nandi’s girls…she does run a legitimate whorehouse.  But Rance is cruel and could make a real difference in the town, but decides he likes to retain all the power. Mal agrees to meet the man, with Inara deigning to be on his arm, once he washes it.  And he does not like what he sees; Rance is determined he is right and will use any justification.  So Mal’s first plan is for everyone to run.  But Nandi refuses.  So, they’ll board up and fight.  At this point, Zoe brings up to Wash that she wants a baby.  Wash argues that it is a dangerous world to bring a helpless child into, but Zoe is adamant.  That evening, the pregnant girl goes into labor and Nandi spends time with Mal.  She finally kisses him and takes him to bed.  Inara discovers it the next morning and is seemingly fine with it.  With no puritanical view on sex, she doesn’t mind when her friends engage in it.  But we see her crying later.  And Nandi realizes what we all have been seeing for a while; Mal and Inara have feelings for each other, only they don’t recognize it. There’s no time to make up to each other; Rance and his men attack.  Thanks to a traitor in the girls’ midst, Rance is able to get to the newborn baby.  Inara holds a knife to his throat so he’ll give up the child, but he pushes her away, then shoots Nandi.  Mal goes after Rance and punches him.  The pregnant girl comes out with the baby and briefly introduces the boy to his father, then shoots Rance.  The crew stays for the funeral and afterwards, Inara talks to Mal.  Mal feels like he failed Nandi, but Inara comforts him.  We think they will finally admit the truth, but instead, Inara announces she’s leaving.

Objects in Space rounds out the series.  River walks about the ship and can’t help but hear everyone’s thoughts and be a bit disturbed by them.  Then she thinks she’s found a stick, but it’s really a gun.  Everyone freaks out, but Mal gets the gun off her.  Kaylee finally admits what River did when they rescued Mal from Niska.  Mal has his own theory; River is a Reader, a psychic.  Everyone eventually goes to be a bit disgruntled.  Then bounty hunter Jubal Early sneaks aboard Serenity.  He knocks out Mal and locks the crews’ quarters.  But Kaylee is in the engine room.  She at least picks up a wrench for defense when she hears something, but he threatens to rape her if she makes a sound.  (Oh yeah, he’s a creep and everyone pretty much hates him for making Kaylee cry).  She has to tell him where Simon and River are.  Jubal finds Book first and knocks him out, then finds Simon (shirtless), but no River.  The creep tries to be philosophical and even mistakes Simon’s question on the Alliance for asking if Jubal is a lion.  Simon puts up a bit of a fight, but Jubal threatens Kaylee again and forces Simon to help him look for River.  He hits Inara when she tries to talk him out of his search.

Then we hear River over the speakers.  She has become Serenity, because no one else wanted her.  Jubal questions Simon, who quips “I can’t keep track of her when she not incorporeally possessing a ship…we had a complicated childhood.”  Meanwhile, River comforts Kaylee and tells her she needs to be brave; then hatches a plan with Mal.  River starts to get to Jubal, telling him he’s a liar and despite his supposed code, he likes causing people pain.  Jubal finally figures out River is on his ship.  But River agrees to go with Jubal, to save everyone else.  Well, Simon’s not going to let his sister walk into danger, and tackles Jubal.  He gets shot in the leg for his trouble, but still goes after the bounty hunter.  Kaylee has managed to secretly unlock the dorms and Mal sneaks out.  He’s waiting for Jubal when he leaves Serenity and punches him into space.  Mal catches River on her way back and comments on her brother messing up their plan.  It all ends happy with River and Kaylee hanging out.

The Big Damn Movie, Serenity gives a bit more of the back story of how everyone came to be in space, but it’s actually a memory’s of River.  Well, not really; someone is watching a playback of how Simon broke River out.  The Operative will be hunting them down and is not afraid to get messy, speaking of how some ancient cultures threw themselves on their swords when they failed.  Serenity is still flying, though they may have an interesting landing, as in “oh god, oh god, we’re all gonna die.”  Mal insists that he takes River on a robbery job; she may warn them of trouble.  Simon is not pleased, but Mal is captain.  River indeed senses trouble: Reavers.  Our favorite crew escapes, but we also see that Mal has become a bit harsher in the time between the series and the film.  Simon punches Mal for endangering his sister and declares they will be getting off at the next port.  Kaylee is unhappy they’re leaving, but Mal has business to attend to.  River wanders into the bar and a commercial on the television makes her attack everyone.  She pulls a gun on Mal just as he pulls his pistol.  A phrase from Simon knocks her out and it’s Mal who carries her back to the ship, to handcuff her.  Simon finally reveals that he was warned this may happen and was given the safe phrase.  But Mal suggests there is something going on, something to do with the Alliance.  River had murmured “Miranda” before she went wild.  (Unfortunately, the Operative has seen the same footage).

Wash suggests they go to Mr. Universe (David Krumholtz, Bernard from the first two Santa Clause movies) for information.  The crew gets a little break, visiting Sheppard Book on Haven, then Mal has to go rescue Inara.  He knows he’s walking into a trap, but he does it anyway.  And the way he knows it’s a trap; he didn’t get into an argument with Inara.  Inara is pretty handy when Mal attempts to take on the Operative and her incense is actually an explosion, allowing her and Mal and escape.  Onboard Serenity, Jayne has let River out and she attacks him, then hits Simon.  But she has discovered that “Miranda” is a planet.  Unfortunately, Reaver territory lies between Haven and Miranda.  When they hit planetside again, the colony is in flames.  Mal gets one last conversation with Book before he dies.  All of their friends have been hit; the Operative admits he is a monster, but it’s not his place to question why the Alliance has sent him after River.  And now Mal’s mind is made up.  They’ll disguise his ship in order to sneak through Reaver territory. 

They make it through and discover the secret that River has been holding in her mind.  The Alliance had added an element to the air on Miranda to make it peaceful, to stamp out aggression.  A team investigated on why everyone had died.  Well, all aggression and fight was gone from them; they just laid down and died.  Barring one tenth of a percent of the population; it strengthened their aggression…turning them into Reavers.  Well, Mal and the crew need to get this information out; someone has to speak for these people.  Because one day, the powers that be will decide they can make people better.  “So no more runnin’; I aim to misbehave.”  They’ll go back to Mr. Universe.  Sadly, the Operative has beat them there and there is an Alliance blockade between Serenity and their goal.  Well, they’re ready for that and bring a whole Reaver contingent behind them.  So the Alliance has to fight them instead of our heroes.  Wash manages some fancy flying, “I’m a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.”  And he lands, destroying bits of Serenity in the process.  Before we can cheer, he’s run through with a spear [Whedon is cruel!]. 

The rest of the crew will make their last stand to buy Mal time to get to the backup equipment.  Kaylee even picks up a gun because now she’s got something to live for; Simon regrets never being with her.  But Kaylee is injured, as is Zoe.  They retreat a bit and then Simon is shot.  River declares that he has always taken care of her, now it’s her turn.  She sprints into the other room, tosses his medical bag in, but the door closes before she can make it back through.  She’s now locked in a room full of Reavers.

The Operative has caught up to Mal and shot him, then tries to paralyze him so he can dispatch him with his sword.  But Mal had taken shrapnel there during the more and that nerve cluster was moved, so he disables the Operative instead and slides his sword down so he can’t move.  He inputs the message and sets it to broadcast.  Mal finds his crew and the doors finally open to reveal that River has dispatched all the Reavers.  The Alliance breaks in and asks for orders.  The Operative finally tells them to stand  down; “we’re finished.”  The Operative lets the crew go, after everyone pitches in to repair Serenity.  There is a memorial service for Mr. Universe, Book, and Wash.  Kaylee and Simon ever get their time together (with River watching).  The Operative cannot guarantee that the Alliance won’t eventually come after the crew; the regime may be weakened, but not gone, nor are they forgiving.  He will disappear.

Happy news, Inara decides she won’t leave.  Mal becomes the pilot and takes River as his copilot, nicknaming her “albatross.”  The first rule of flying?  Love.

I like Firefly; maybe not as much as some other series and movies, but it was fun to re-watch the series.  I adore the family dynamics; Mal is certainly the father of the group, keeping an eye on everyone, protecting them.  Zoe and Wash are adorable together; and Zoe is totally badass!  Kaylee is fun, as is River, when her mind is kind to her.  Summer Glau has a background as a ballerina, so she is naturally graceful, which is cool to watch in fight scenes and that’s how she’s able to do some interesting stunts.  And it’s heartwarming how much Simon cares about his sister.

Honestly, not as fond of the movie.  It’s filmed darker and doesn’t have the warmth visually in the shots that the series had.  It is a logical progression from the show, but totally wish Whedon hadn’t killed Wash!  I have heard there are comics that continue the story, but I have not read them. The encyclopedia is fairly interesting.  And I absolutely love the bloopers!  I will watch them over and over just for the laughs.  The sarcastic quips are another great element of the show.

Of course, I have discovered some fanfiction stories related to Firefly:

The first was actually a huge crossover with the anime Zoids (the only anime I ever watched, I think it was on Cartoon Network when I was in high school).  But totally check out Ancient Legacies by Dragon-Raptor.

And A.Windsor’s Pirate Children series can be a fun read (depends on the story, but warnings accompany the write-ups)

Up Next: We continue a little with the space theme and cover the new Star Trek movies.