The leads from the first film are back and joined by Brian Cox (Agamemnon in Troy, Argyle Wallace in Braveheart, and Killearn in Rob Roy) as Colonel William Stryker and Alan Cumming (Boris in Goldeneye) as Kurt Wagner. And once again the film opens with an introduction about mutation and the comment from Professor Xavier that “sharing the world has never been humanity’s defining attribute” [and who else thinks this is something Captain Picard would tell another being?] After that, the action kicks off with a mutant who can pop around in a cloud of blue smoke attacks the president, but once he’s shot, he leaves behind a knife with a banner reading “Mutant Freedom Now” on it. Logan has made it to Alkali Lake in Canada, but it’s deserted. He does spy a white wolf, which can hold various symbolism, including a search for truth I believe.
Back in civilization, Jean, Storm, and Scott are leading a field trip and a trio of teenagers, John, Bobby, and Rogue, get in a bit of trouble. Jean is also experiencing some problems with her powers; they’ve been off in a way since Liberty Island. Her dreams have been worse and she feels something terrible is going to happen. Professor Xavier has to freeze the food court and reprimand John for showing off in front of humans. But then the news story comes in about the attack on the President, so they quickly leave. Colonel Stryker visits the President to request authorization for a special operation, namely to “investigate” Xavier’s school for children. He has access to Eric Lensherr, which Senator Kelly is very interested in (reminder, that is Mystique in disguise). The President agrees that Stryker may “enter, detain, and question,” but he doesn’t want to see a dead mutant kid on the news. Kelly warns Stryker about turning this into some kind of war. (We can tell there is something suspicious going on.)
Logan returns to the mansion and gets left to watch the children while Jean and Storm track down the mutant who attacked the President [there is an error in editing; Jean comments to Logan they’re going to Boston before Xavier uses Cerebro to find the mutant.] Scott and the Professor are going to visit Eric. Charles realizes that Stryker has been using Eric against his will for information against Charles; gas is pumped in and the two older mutants collapse. Stryker’s assistant takes care of Scott. Jean and Storm are able to find the mutant, a teleporter named Kurt Wagner, known in the Munich circus as the Incredible Nightcrawler. He remembers the attack, but like he was watching himself and couldn’t stop it. The back of his neck is scarred (like Magneto’s). Mystique shifts into Stryker’s assistant in order to find out information on the prison where Eric is kept; she also discovers plans for a second Cerebro at a classified location.
Meanwhile, Rogue is very happy to see Logan back at the school and introduces him to Bobby, her boyfriend (and isn’t that a whole load of awkward). Logan wakes in the middle of the night, at the same time that black ops men break into the school and shoot stun darts at the children. Some are able to get away, led by a kid that can cover himself in metal. John and Bobby go back for Rogue while Logan takes out the men. Logan instructs the big kid to watch after the other children. Rogue convinces Bobby to go back for Logan, who is now distracted by Stryker; he remembers this man for some reason and Stryker seems to know things about him. Bobby erects an ice wall between Logan and Stryker. Logan tells Rogue, “Go I’ll be fine.” “But we won’t,” she responds. So Logan takes the three teens. They head to Boston, where he knows Jean will be. Bobby suggests they go to his parents’ house for clothes and he has to reveal that he’s actually a mutant. His younger brother is upset and his mother asks him to try to “not be a mutant” [cringe].
Stryker has kidnapped Charles and Scott and is using his own mutant son to control Charles, having him send illusions into Charles’ head. Charles protests Stryker’s use of his son, but Stryker also won’t admit that the young man is his son whom he’s holding prisoner. His true son died; this is simply mutant number 143. He will admit that mutants serve a purpose, as long as they can be controlled. Charles also realizes that it was Stryker who arranged the attack on the President. Create a situation where his expertise will be required and manipulate the situation to get what he wants. He needed a reason to attack the school and get the specifications of Cerebro. After the attack, the President gave him permission. And breed enough fear against mutants, his method of controlling them will be desired. Mystique charms a man and drugs him in order to gain access to Eric’s prison; by injecting him with lead that Magneto pulls out of him and creates pellets to free himself.
Jean is able to contact Logan, but Bobby’s brother called the cops. Logan tries to calmly talk his way out, but with his claws out, he’s shot for his trouble. John, who controls fire, shoots fireballs at the cops, until Rogue uses her power to stop him and put the fires out. Jean and Storm pick up the teens and Logan. Then two other jets come up on the mutants’ jet and Storm has to distract them. They take a hit and Rogue is sucked out of the plane, though Kurt rescues her. Magneto helps land the plane and both groups have to work together to free Charles. Stryker’s son, James, is putting the illusion in Charles’ head that he has to use Cerebro to locate all the mutants. But the danger is, if Charles concentrates on all the mutants too long, he can kill them. Which is what Stryker wants. Jean is able to read Kurt’s mind to discover that the secret base is underneath Alkali Lake.
They send Mystique in as Wolverine since Stryker is less likely to kill him on sight, but Mystique will be able to man the control center. She gets in, but Stryker recognizes that she is not the true Wolverine, thought she is still able to complete her part of the mission. She lets the others in. Storm and Kurt will free the other children the men captured, while Jean goes with Magneto and Mystique for Charles. Wolverine sneaks out to go after Stryker. Jean runs into Scott, who is being mind-controlled, so Magneto and Mystique go on to Cerebro on their own. Wolverine finds the lab from his nightmares and faces off against Stryker’s assistant, who is also a mutant with adamantium nails and a healing ability like Wolverine’s. He manages to win by injecting her with more adamantium. Then he goes after Stryker and is ready to kill him, despite Stryker’s insistence that he will tell Logan everything. Except he finds out that the dam is going to flood their escape route and goes back in to save his new friends.
A blast from Scott knocks both him and Jean out and when he wakes, he’s back to normal and Jean’s injured her leg. Kurt and Storm manage to get the children and Mystique and Magneto do find Cerebro. “From here it doesn’t look like they’re playing by your rules. Maybe it’s time to play by theirs.” Instead of simply pulling Charles out, Magneto has James tell Charles there is a change of plans. Kill all the humans now. Storm has Kurt teleport her inside since Magneto and Mystique have left. She freezes the inside so James has to stop his control. Kurt gets Storm and Charles out and they are all almost to the spillway when Logan closes the door, right in time to keep them from being flooded. He leads them out, but Stryker’s helicopter is gone, courtesy of Magneto and Mystique. They’ve also gained a follower in John, who goes by Pyro. Magneto told him on the way in that his power makes him a god among insects. Stryker is still alive and once again tries to convince Logan he’s only an animal and who else can give him the truth? Well, Logan will take his chances with the mutants. Stryker shouts after him “one day someone will finish what I’ve started!”
Rogue and Bobby have brought the jet around to rescue everyone, but it won’t start again. Jean senses that the dam is about to give, so she limps out of the plane. She starts it and gets it in the air and won’t let the ramp back down for Scott to come after her. She also manages to keep the water away from the jet and uses the Professor to say good-bye to Scott. Then the jet is in the air and she drowns in the water. All Logan can say is “she’s gone,” and Scott finally breaks down. But they’re not finished yet. The Professor freezes a press conference in the Oval Office and points out the truth of Stryker to the President and urges him to work together for a better future rather than repeating the mistakes of the past. Back at the mansion, Charles tries to comfort Logan and Scott, but they don’t seem terribly convinced. He then goes on to start a lesson with the students on T.H. White’s Once and Future King, which Eric was reading earlier in jail.
The pairings and relationships in this movie…to start, it seems like Rogue may view Logan more as a surrogate father-type figure, since she’s dating Bobby and Bobby seems like a nice guy. He’s not trying to push Rogue, but he would enjoy a kiss once in a while. And it evens works for a second, until it lasts too long. And Logan probably views Rogue in a protective sense, but he doesn’t grill Bobby. As for Logan and Jean; that is a ship that never should have set sail. While Logan’s reaction to her death tugs at the heartstrings, I definitely side with the notion that she should be with Scott; she has a history with him and an understanding. And yes, the two men are united for a moment in their grief for the loss of Jean, but even with Logan telling Scott that Jean chose Scott, I don’t see these two becoming friends. Then there’s Mystique obvious interest in Wolverine which could be interesting in one respect, though creepy how she switched through the various ladies (one of whom may have been Rogue and yeah, definite creepy factor there).
There are hints of Jean’s growing power throughout the film and that is an epic display at the end, lifting the jet and holding back the dam at the same time. And we are left with the notion at the end that all may not be what it seems. But Magneto may be right, that there is a war coming and these are the warning shots.
The first of a whole series of films made, including a prequel set. It has a stellar cast, helmed by Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek: Next Generation, John Gaunt in Hollow Crown, he voiced the Pharoah in Prince of Egypt, he appeared as King Richard at the end of Robin Hood: Men in Tights and an overall acting career that dates back to the sixties) as Professor Charles Xavier and Ian McKellen (Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit trilogies [the director, Bryan Singer, even adjusted the filming schedule so Ian could travel to New Zealand], Cogsworth in the live action Beauty and the Beast, Sir Leigh Teabing in The Da Vinci Code, and a career as long-spanning as Stewart) as Eric Lensherr/Magneto [the two actors are friends in real life and it’s adorable]. This was Hugh Jackman’s first major role (he had done a recorded stage production of Oklahoma before this and was known elsewhere for his singing, but most American audiences knew him from X-Men first) as Wolverine (he goes on to star in Australia, Kate and Leopold, Van Helsing, The Greatest Showman, and Les Misérables, and is now on Broadway in The Music Man). Halle Berry (Jinx Johnson opposite Pierce Brosnan in Die Another Day, the titular Catwoman in the 2004 film, and she won the Oscar in Monster’s Ball) is Storm, James Marsden (Prince Edward in Enchanted, he appears in Hairspray and 27 Dresses as well) is Cyclops, while Famke Janssen (Xenia Onatopp in GoldenEye, so that’s two Bond women in this movie) is Jean Grey. You kind of can’t tell, but that’s Rebecca Romijn (Eve Baird in the Librarians series) as Mystique and Ray Park (you can’t recognize him in his other role either, but he’s Darth Maul in Phantom Menace) as Toad.
The film opens with narration on mutation and evolution, explaining that in this universe, mutants are the evolution of humans. Then we’re in 1944 Poland, at a concentration camp as evidenced by the yellow stars the prisoners are wearing. A family is torn apart and the mother cries for her son; he reaches out to her, despite guards holding on to him and pulls the metal gate back before he’s knocked out. Time jump to the “not too distant future” in Mississippi. A teenage couple is discussing the girl’s desire to go on an adventure. When she kisses the boy, he becomes paralyzed and non-responsive. She screams at her parents “don’t touch me.” Meanwhile, there is a Senate hearing going on about a mutant registration act, headed by a Senator Kelly, who views all mutants as dangerous while Dr. Jean Grey is trying to explain that they are still people and often their mutations are brought on at puberty by heightened emotions. After the hearing, two older gentlemen have their own conversation. Charles is in favor of hope, while Eric views humans as lesser beings; “we are the future,” he tells Charles and warns him not to get in his way.
The teen girl has made her way to Canada where she enters a bar with a cage fight going on and meets “the Wolverine,” a champion fighter. She warns him afterwards of a man threatening him, but Wolverine has claws that extend from his hands, so he’s got it covered. Later, Wolverine, whose real name is Logan, discovers the girl as a stowaway and his heart is kind enough to not simply leave her on the side of the road. Her name is Marie, but she goes by “Rogue” now. They get in an accident and Logan is thrown from the truck. He faces off with another mutant, while Marie is stuck in the truck, about to go up in flames (thanks to Logan’s cigar). They are saved by two other mutants, one who controls the snow storm and one with laser eyes.
When Logan wakes up, his first instinct is to escape, though there is a voice following him and leading him to…Professor Charles Xavier. And his school for the gifted, a cover for mutants. His primary instructors are Storm, Cyclops (real name is Scott), and Jean Grey. Marie is attending classes and hopes to fit in with the other wayward students. Charles explains about their counterparts, led by Magneto, who foresees a war involving mutants. Magneto was an old friend of Charles’, when he went by the name Eric Lensherr. Charles also knows that Logan has lost his memory of his life before the incident that gave him an adamantium skeleton. He makes a deal with Logan; give Charles forty-eight hours to discover Magneto’s plan and then Charles will use his skill at mind reading to help Logan discover his past.
In the meantime, Magneto has Mystique kidnap Senator Kelly and he uses a machine to expose the Senator to radiation. Kelly ends up a mutant (whose body can now squeeze through bars), just like the Brotherhood of Mutants. Afterall, humans fear what they don’t understand, so Magento is changing their minds about mutants. Back at the school, Marie visits Logan when he has nightmares [why, not explained, and someone really ought to be asking that question]; he’s startled awake and accidentally stabs Marie. Before she collapses, she touches Logan and heals herself, but knocks Logan out. Charles explains once Logan wakes, that Rogue’s gift drains the life force of someone, and in the case of mutants, borrows their powers for a time. Outside, Rogue’s new friend Bobby tells her to leave. Except it’s not really Bobby; the yellow eyes give her away as Mystique. Charles introduces Logan to Cerebro, the machine he uses to find other mutants, since their brainwaves are different. He sends Cyclops and Storm after Marie, but Logan also goes. Then Mystique gains access to Cerebro and plugs in a poison.
Logan is the one to track Marie to the train and comforts her. He suggests she gives the school another chance because the Professor is one of the few people who understand what is going on and may be able to help her. Logan also promises to take care of her, managing to give her a hug without skin contact. But Magneto and his goons find them, Sabretooth and Toad taking on Cyclops and Storm while Magneto tears apart the train and throws Logan back so he can take Marie.
Logan intends to go back out to find Rogue, while Storm urges him to fight with her and Scott. That’s when Senator Kelly shows up at the school, begging for help. Charles reads his mind and finally realizes what Eric’s plan is. To use his machine to turn the world leaders gathering at a U.N. Summit on Ellis Island into mutants so that the mutant cause becomes their cause. And since the machine weakens him, he’ll use Marie’s power to transfer his power through her to power the machine. However, a side effect of the machine causes Kelly to dissolve into water. Charles attempts to use Cerebro, but is poisoned. So the four adults have to work together to take on Magneto and his Brotherhood and rescue Marie. Logan makes a crack about their suits and Cyclops comes back with a joke about wearing yellow spandex (apparently what they wore in the comics).
It’s an interesting fight since Mystique can transform into anyone on the team, so at one point we have two Wolverines fighting each other. Storm eventually electrocutes Toad, Scott saves Jean, and when Logan returns, Scott knows it’s the real him because he calls him a name. But Magneto pins the team and raises the machine. Logan eventually stabs himself with his claws to get free, then takes on Sabretooth. He helps the others get free and has them raise him up to Marie. Cyclops gets a shot at Magneto, distracting him enough for Logan to slice the controls. Marie now has a white streak in her hair and isn’t breathing at first. Logan takes off his glove and attempts to siphon his power. There’s a delayed reaction and Marie starts breathing, but Logan’s wounds begin bleeding.
Charles recovers and gives Logan a clue that there is an abandoned facility at Alkali Lake in Canada that may hold some answers. Mystique survived and is posing as Senator Kelly so now he’s changing his view on the mutant registration law. And Charles visits Eric in a plastic prison to play chess. Eric asks his old friend if he stays awake at night, worried that someone may come for his children? Charles responds: “I feel a great swell of pit for the poor soul who comes to that school looking for trouble.” They’re still on opposite sides of the war, but they’re still old friends.
I have to admit, after watching the later X-Men and other superhero movies, this one feels a bit slow. I understand that it sets up a lot of what takes place in later movies, but I had trouble getting back into the film after several years. Of course, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are excellent. I think Hugh Jackman’s performance gets better over time in the movies. Jean is a bit flat and Cyclops and Storm are almost relegated to sidekicks. As for the “love triangle” between Logan, Jean, and Scott; there is absolutely no chemistry between any of them and the only reason Logan is at all interested in Jean is because she’s pretty. They have no interaction before he’s interested. I do appreciate how they all work together at the fight at the Statue of Liberty at the end. Also, looking back at the relationship between Rogue and Wolverine, it doesn’t sit quite right. You can clearly tell that Rogue has a crush on Wolverine, but due to the age difference and the fact that they had only just met, it’s a bit awkward. Now, it is sweet that Wolverine is concerned about Rogue and even persuades her to return to the school and promises to take care of her.
Takes place in the DC extended universe films that have come out recently. Wonder Woman actually made her first appearance in Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (I watched it after this film since Wonder Woman was in it and still not impressed. Yes, Batman and Superman have canonically butted heads but would they really dissolve into fighting each other?) She also later appears in the full Justice League film (again, only watched once and not one I’m going to revisit).
However, this film is directed by Patty Jenkins and stars Gal Gadot as Diana. Chris Pine (most famous now as Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek films, but he’s played romance before in Princess Diaries 2) is the lead male, Captain Steve Trevor. Robin Wright (Buttercup in The Princess Diaries; there’s a saying going around with the movies that came out in the 2010’s, that our princesses, i.e. Buttercup and Leia, became our generals) is General Antiope. David Thewlis (Professor Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter franchise) is Sir Patrick, Danny Huston (a brief appearance as King Richard in Russell Crowe’s Robin Hood and we’ll see him as Stryker in X-Men Origins Wolverine) is Ludendorff, and that’s James Cosmo (he’s been in period films like Troy and Braveheart and is Father Christmas in The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, and was Jeor Mormont of the Night’s Watch in Game of Thrones) as Field Marshall Haig.
The film actually starts in modern days, with a Wayne Enterprises truck pulling up outside the Louvre, to deliver an old photograph to Diana. The story then turns to her upbringing on Themyscira; her desire to train alongside the other Amazons, but her mother forbidding it. She wants her daughter the remain a child as long as possible and tells her the story of Zeus’ creation of man and Ares’ jealousy. He poisoned the kind hearts of mankind, so Zeus created the Amazons as protectors of humans. The queen herself led the revolt against Area, but many gods were killed. They believed Area perished as well, but Hippolyta fears he is still out in the world and is content to remain hidden on Themyscira. Diana begins training with Antiope in secret for several years before her mother finds out (slightly retconned in the beginning of the sequel). Hippolyta demands that Antiope train Diana harder than any she has trained before, but the young woman cannot know the truth.
Fast forward several years, and Diana is sparring with the other Amazons, Antiope pushing her to release her full potential; “you’re stronger than you believe.” When Diana crosses her gauntlets, they create a shockwave, stunning Antiope. Diana is starting to wonder if there is something else going on, so she visits the cliffs to collect herself. And discovers an airplane crashing into the water by the island; the first outsider. She dives into the water to save the man, then the pursuing Germans attack. The Amazons fight back, their arrows somewhat effective against the soldiers, but they’re not prepared for the guns. Antiope takes a bullet for Diana when she’s distracted. The Amazons take the man Diana rescued for questioning, using the Lasso of Hestia to compel him to tell the truth. His name is Steve Trevor and he is an American assigned to British Intelligence to spy on the Germans. He discovered General Ludendorff’s and Doctor Maru’s newest toxic gas and stole the notebook so it cannot be fully developed and used on people. The Germans followed him to the island. Diana, raised on her mother’s stories and belief that the Amazons’ purpose is to protect humans, wants to join Steve fighting this terrible war. Obviously, Ares is behind it and it is the Amazons’ duty to defeat him. Hippolyta, knowing the truth of the world, feels they are better on their island and forbids Diana from going.
Diana decides to help Steve anyway and sneaks into the tower where there is the God killer sword, a shield, and a brightly colored set of armor (modeled after gladiator garb). She will sneak Steve off the island in exchange for him taking her to the war so she can defeat Ares; she believes it will be so simple. Hippolyta catches them before they board a boat, but she admits she cannot force Diana to stay. However, she can never return to the island. Steve and Diana have a rather…awkward conversation about relationships between men and women.
In the meantime, Maru continues working on her gas, though she discovered another one that restores a man’s strength and gives it to Ludendorff (yeah, there’s definitely some magic going on there because his reaction is not natural). Steve and Diana make it to London and meet Steve’s secretary, Etta. First, they need new clothes because Diana is going to standout in just her cape at some point. But she’s not accustomed to early twentieth-century garb and the fact that women are not meant to fight; corsets are not armor. She eventually settles on a long skirt and shirt. Steve puts glasses on her and as Etta points out, not the most camouflaging. The pair run into German spies who try to kill Steve, until Diana uses her gauntlets to stop bullets. When they go to British command, the men are dismissive of Diana and Steve is forced to take her out of the room. However, she’s the only one who can decipher the combination of languages Maru is using to make her notes. And she gets very upset when the men all insist that they cannot go after the gas factory because they cannot endanger the imminent armistice. Outside, Steve admits, using the Lasso to prove his sincerity, he is planning on doing the mission anyways.
Steve gathers his buddies; an actor named Sammy, a sharpshooter named Charlie, and a smuggler referred to as Chief so they can infiltrate Belgium, find the factory, and destroy it. Sir Patrick, from command, pays them a visit and even helps them along, allowing Etta to coordinate in his office. In Belgium, Ludendorff visits the other German generals (who do point out that this ongoing war is costing the Germans just as much as it is costing the allies and are willing to sign an armistice) and uses the gas on them. He and Maru giggle like children at the destruction they cause and set in motion the rest of their plan.
Steve and Diana pass through No Man’s Land, and Diana finally insists she can do something to help; there is a village trapped behind the German line. She drops her cloak, revealing her armor, shield, sword, and headband, and steps out of the trench. She draws the German’s fire and Steve leads his men after her, giving her an opening to take out the German weapons. They go on to the village (where we are treated to the energizing theme as Diana takes out her adversaries), Steve fighting alongside Diana. He recalls a move he saw the other Amazons use and launches Diana into the bell tower to take out a sniper. A local commemorates their victory with a photograph (the one from the beginning of the movie). There are a few tender moments between Steve and Diana that evening, after Steve has reported to Etta and Sir Patrick. Ludendorff will be at a gala nearby, but Patrick forbids Steve from going in. Diana has also come to the conclusion that Ludendorff is Ares. Everyone knows that Steve will disobey that order and go anyway. I do love the scene between Steve and Diana in the bedroom for the fact that there is no dialogue. Without words, Diana asks Steve to stay and he agrees. There is a kiss between the two and that is all we see.
On the way to the gala, Steve tells his friends the truth about Diana, and of course, Sammy wants to visit, since he’s been flirting with Diana in half a dozen languages. Steve attempts to order Diana to stay back while he sneaks into the gala, but she steals a dress and enters, breaking his focus on charming Doctor Maru. Ludendorff dances with Diana and Steve catches her before she executes the man. And admittedly, Ludendorff sounds very much like a god of war. Steve takes Diana out of the gala and they see a “firework” set off. Except it’s actually the gas and it hits the village they just saved. Diana is not pleased with Steve, but they follow the Chief’s signal to Ludendorff at a nearby airstrip. Diana goes after Ludendorff while Steve and his friends go after the gas being loaded onto a plane.
Diana has a bit of a fight with Ludendorff, but she overpowers him and runs him through with her sword. And the Germans don’t stop. How can this be? You kill the god of war; you stop the war. Steve doesn’t know either. Maybe humans aren’t wholly good like Diana believes; maybe there is no one bad guy to blame. He asks Diana to help him stop the gas, but she’s now disheartened and doesn’t follow him. Sir Patrick shows up and tells Diana that mankind only deserves destruction. It’s not Ludendorff who was Ares; Sir Patrick is Ares. “I’m not what you thought I was.” He did not spout war; he was not obvious. He hid in plain sight and manipulated behind the scenes where no one would suspect him. He tells Diana he is not the enemy; instead, he is the only one who truly knows her. He saw from the beginning that his father’s creation was evil; humans are inherently cruel and selfish [oh boy, does he sound like Lucifer from Supernatural]. Diana gears up for another fight, but Ares is able to break the sword. And reveals that the sword wasn’t the god killer, Diana herself is. “Only a god can kill another god.” Diana was not simply sculpted by clay and brought to life by Zeus, she is the offspring of Zeus and Hippolyta. Ares tries to convince Diana to join him, destroy mankind and the world will be beautiful again. He goes on, claiming that it was not him who made humans use weapons and wage war against each other, he only whispered inspiration in their minds.
Diana refuses to join Ares and their battle hits the tarmac. Steve intends to stop the plane, but he can’t ground it since it’s on a timer and they can’t blow it up because it will still kill everyone in the vicinity. The only way he can stop it is to take it in the air and hit it then. But he finds Diana first. Except the blow from Ares has messed with her hearing, so she doesn’t hear him at first. He leaves her to fulfill his mission and she goes back to her fight with Ares. He grounds her and she watches the plane explode, crying out and bursting from her bonds. She rips through the soldiers and Ares is pleased. He brings Maru in front of Diana and she picks up a tank. Ares goads her, saying again that humans are weak. Including Captain Trevor; he deserved to burn. Diana spares Maru and goes after Ares, finally recalling what Steve told her: “I wish we had more time. I love you.” Before Diana strikes her final blow, she tells her brother, “I believe in love.” There is a huge explosion as she shoots lighting back at Ares. And everyone is just grateful to be alive afterwards that they all hug one another.
At the victory celebration afterwards, Diana quietly meets up with Etta and the men and visit the memorial wall. Back in present day, she remarks that she decided to stay and fight and protect humanity. It is her mission, now and forever.
There are several aspects of this movie that I enjoyed. First and foremost, it shows a female superhero as the lead and she kicks butt! The action focuses on her and she gets herself out of trouble. (And totally cool that it is directed by a female.) And it’s sweet that Steve accepts her as she is; of course he has to struggle to get her to fit in with early-twentieth century London, but that’s to avoid awkward questions. He’s seen the Amazons in action and know they can defend themselves, so he trusts Diana to look after herself in that respect. It’s the minutia of “in polite society you really can’t do that” that he has to worry about (like, don’t assassinate the general in a room full of witnesses who are going to take the general’s side).
Part of why this film was moved to World War I as a setting compared to its run in the comics was to differentiate it from Marvel’s Captain America; you don’t want tow Captain Steves running around. But, it makes sense in a historical sense; the people who lived and fought in the first World War did not know there would be a second. It was called the Great War and they thought it was the war to end all wars, so that’s a perfect time to find this amazing warrior who helps turn the tide. And packs more of a punch when you realize that these people will live through another tragedy and Diana herself will witness the horror of the world dissolving into war again.
Also, Ares’ game plan. Upon first viewing, and taking into account that many of the audience view this character as kind Professor Lupin, Sir Patrick’s actions are good. He’s trying to end the war peacefully; he helps our heroes get to their destination. Yet, it’s Ares playing the long game. He knows how to maneuver people where he wants them without anyone suspecting. Let Diana see her friends try and fail to end the violence. It just cements his view that humans are inherently cruel and violent. Of course, he weakens his argument when he reveals that he is the inspiration behind Maru’s gasses and behind weapons’ designs.
Diana and Steve were cute together, so I was happy to see Steve return in Wonder Woman: 1984, though I do question why he had to take over someone else’s body (and that opens the door to questions we possibly don’t want answered.) The film features Kristen Wiig (oh hey, she voices Ruffnut in the How to Train Your Dragon films) as Barbara Minerva and Pedro Pascal (a big name recently as Oberyn Martell in Game of Thrones and the titular Mandalorian) as Maxwell Lord. And the guy simply credited as “handsome man” is played by Kristoffer Polaha, a mainstay on the Hallmark Channel, including their Mystery 101 series. On the whole, the sequel was an enjoyable film, but there were plot holes. And stick around till the end because SPOILER, Lynda Carter (who played Wonder Woman in the 70’s TV series) makes a cameo as Asteria. There are also rumors of a third film in the works.
Definitely watch the first film, mainly because Gal Gadot is awesome as Wonder Woman.
Famously directed by Christopher Nolan; there is a third film to complete the trilogy, Dark Knight Rises, but it is more depressing and not one I really wanted to revisit (more on that later). Christian Bale (who is technically Welsh and played Jack Kelly in Newsies, the voice of Thomas in Pocahontas, and known for American Pyscho, Ford v Ferrari, and The Fighter. He will also be in the upcoming Thor: Love and Thunder film and The Pale Blue Eyes [the main reason I’d be interested in this film is because it filmed near where I live]) leads the film as Bruce Wayne, with Gary Oldman (Air Force One, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, voicing the bad guy in Quest for Camelot, Red Riding Hood, and most recently known for Tinker, Tailor, Sailor, Spy and Darkest Hour. And of course, no one of my generation is going to forget him as Sirius Black in the Harry Potter films) as Jim Gordon. Liam Neeson (Qui-Gon Jinn in Phantom Menace and the voice of Aslan in The Chronicles of Narnia, also known for A-Team, Taken, and Schindler’s List) is Ducard, Michael Caine (whose acting career goes back to the fifties and was in Zulu, The Battle of Britain, The Eagle Has Landed, and A Bridge Too Far [we blame my father for my knowledge of some of these movies], and more recently in Miss Congeniality and Muppet’s Christmas Carol) is Alfred, while Ken Watanabe (Katsumoto in The Last Samurai) appears as Ra’s Al Ghul. Katie Holmes is Rachel Dawes, Morgan Freeman (he needs no introduction) is Lucius Fox, and Colin McFarlane (he appears in Outlander, Dr. Who, and Torchwood, and is not terribly nice in Hallmark’s Crown for Christmas movie) is Commissioner Loeb. Charles Edwards (Michael Gregson from Downton Abbey) also makes a brief appearance, as does Jack Gleeson (most famous as Joffrey Baratheon in Game of Thrones) as a little boy.
The film opens with a young Rachel and Bruce playing on the grounds of Wayne Manor. Bruce falls down an empty well and bats fly out of a cave underground. He wakes up and it’s a memory from his childhood; he’s now a grown man in a foreign prison (somewhere in Asia, I presume). A fight begins and he comments that his opponent is not the devil, just practice. In solitary, a cultured man finds him and knows him to be Bruce Wayne [I actually forgot that Liam Neeson was in this film until I heard him speaking]. His name is Ducard and he works for Ra’s Al Ghul [pronounced Raz, unlike Batman Beyond]. He offers Bruce a path with the League of Shadows, where men share his hatred of evil and he can devote himself to an ideal, becoming a legend. If he wants this path, pick a blue flower on the side of the mountain, then journey to the top.
Bruce picks the flower and makes his way up the mountain. He is asked what he is seeking and responds that he wants to fight injustice and turn fear on those who prey on the fearful. Ducard starts a fight to test Bruce, warning him that he faces fear and death in training. What does Bruce fear? He fears the bats that swarmed him as a child. His memory continues with his father rescuing him. “Why do we fall? So we learn to pick ourselves up,” his father teaches. They take the new train into the city for a night at the opera, built by Wayne Enterprises and makes their tower the center of the city. Unfortunately, the demons in the opera are reminiscent of bats and Bruce begs to leave early. The family take a side door out into an alley, where they are confronted by a man with a gun. Thomas Wayne easily hands over his wallet, attempting to keep the situation calm, but when the other man points the gun at Martha, Thomas steps in front and is shot, followed by Martha. The crook runs and Bruce is left to hear his father tell him “don’t be afraid,” before he dies.
There is a kind police officer who drapes Thomas’s coat over Bruce that night at the precinct, assuring him “it’s okay.” The crook is caught, but now all Bruce has is the manor and Alfred. The boy blames himself for his parents’ death. In the present, Bruce tells Ducard his anger outweighs his guilt. Ducard instructs him to confront his guilt and counsels him that theatricality and deception are powerful agents. Criminals thrive on society’s “understanding.” Bruce recalls the hearing he attended as a young man against his parents’ murderer. Alfred continues to support Bruce and gives a damn about him and his family’s name. Bruce takes a gun to the proceedings and plans to shoot Joe Chill afterwards. But someone else, connected to the Falconi mob beats him to it. When Rachel, now part of the DA office, finds out, she slaps Bruce and tells him off. What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing? Bruce attempts to confront Falconi, but the man sees through Bruce’s bravado. Falconi revels in the fear he creates and the power it gives him. So Bruce makes a decision. He leaves Gotham. And spends the next years studying the criminal world by becoming a part of it.
Ducard continues to instruct Bruce that to conquer fear, one must become fear. One must become a wraith and one with the darkness. Bruce faces his final test to become a member of the League of Shadows; he fights Ducard amidst a room full of identically dressed men. Bruce triumphs, using a bit of deception, but now is told to execute a man. Bruce refuses; he’ll fight, but he won’t kill. His compassion separates him from his enemies. Ducard warns him against it, he and Ra’s wish Bruce to join them and bring down Gotham. It is the city’s time to fall. Bruce takes the sword offered and throws a branding iron into the building, starting a fire. He fights Ra’s and ultimately kills him. Bruce saves Ducard and carries him down the mountain. Then he calls Alfred to return home; he wants to show Gotham that the city doesn’t belong to the criminals. Well, after he’s brought back from the dead; it’s been seven years, Alfred points out.
Back at the manor, Bruce follows a bat and discovers a large cave underneath the foundation of the house. He stands in the center of a swirl of bats. Then, he walks into Wayne Enterprises, surprising the CEO. He’s fine with things for now, though he wants a job so he can learn about the company his family built. He joins Lucius Fox in Applied Sciences. Lucius knows it’s a dead end, but Bruce is surprised to find out considering all of the useful prototypes that are sitting there. Which will help him with his “spelunking.” He gains his black suit and utility belt. He and Alfred make arrangements to put the cowl together. And Bruce picks out his first ally; Jim Gordon, one of the few good cops left.
Meanwhile, Rachel is facing off against Dr. Crane, who gets Falconi’s men out of jail and into his asylum. Crane is working with Falconi; though it’s more like Falconi is working with Crane, who is working for someone else. They agree that Rachel Dawes needs stopped before she ends their criminal activities.
Bruce gains a few more gadgets, like memory cloth to make his cape, and the “Tumbler” as his Batmobile. Lucius may be suspicious, but he tells Bruce that everything is his anyways as a Wayne and the less that Bruce actually tells him, the less he’ll have to lie when asked. Just don’t treat Lucius like an idiot. Batman’s first foray is at the docks, where drug shipments are coming in for Falconi. But part of them get diverted to the Narrows. Batman easily handles the goons and declares “I’m Batman” when asked. He also grabs Falconi. He then quickly tracks down Rachel in order to save her from a mugging. She got a few good moves in and even is armed with a taser, which does nothing to Batman’s suit. He gives her evidence to leverage the corrupt judge and get the ball rolling on putting the mob in jail. His first Batsignal is made from Falconi on a light.
Commissioner Loeb is not pleased with the Batman; “no one takes the law into their own hands in my city,” nor is he impressed when Gordon points out that Batman was the one to capture Falconi for them. Falconi requests Crane visits and tries to leverage his partner to get him out. He also wants in on the deal Crane has with his overseer. Crane gasses him with his toxin and Falconi loses his mind.
Bruce also has to develop his playboy lifestyle in order to throw suspicion off him and to potentially explain bruises and such. Rachel is not impressed when she sees her old friend and tells him “it’s what you do that defines you.” And things look better for a moment. Gordon believes that Batman is trying to help. Rachel’s boss insists on seeing one of Falconi’s crates and discovers it has something from Wayne Enterprises inside. Then he’s shot and we find out that Wayne Enterprises developed a weapon that is now missing. Batman visits the Narrows and manages to find Crane’s stash, but Crane comes in and gasses Batman, then lights him on fire. Alfred has to pick up Bruce and Lucius gets involved to develop an antidote to the weaponized hallucinogen.
Crane manages to capture Rachel at his asylum and gasses her with a stronger dose. He’s been dumping the toxin into the city water supply, but it needs one more thing in order to work. The police surround the asylum, but that’s to capture Batman. Gordon goes in alone and Batman sends him out with Rachel under the cover of bats. Batman manages to gas Crane and discovers that he is working for Ra’s Al Ghul. At the Batcave, Batman uses an antidote on Rachel, then tasks her with finding Gordon and inoculating him. Soon that gas will be all over Gotham.
Bruce Wayne has to make an appearance at his thirtieth birthday party even though he wants everyone to leave; they’re all in danger and he needs to be Batman to save them. Alfred encourages him to keep up appearances at least and yes, he cares about the Wayne name because two people charged him with their most precious treasure. Bruce gives Fox his task, then is pulled over to meet someone. A Ra’s Al Ghul. The man standing there is certainly not the man Bruce killed. But Ducard comes up behind him. Ducard is Ra’s. So Bruce has to act like a jerk to get everyone to leave. Then Ducard starts a fire, like Bruce did to his home. The League of Shadows has existed for thousands of years and whenever a civilization reaches the pinnacle of decadence, they are the ones to restore balance. They sacked Rome, let loose the plague ships, burnt London. Bruce asks for more time, but Ducard has decreed that it is Gotham’s time. Bruce had been his greatest student, but Bruce now puts himself between Ducard and the people of Gotham. And Ducard and the League were behind Bruce’s parents’ death; create enough hunger and criminals emerge. A falling beam knocks Bruce out, but Alfred comes along and comments “what’s the use of all those push ups if you can’t lift a bloody log.” They escape into the cave, Alfred encouraging Bruce once again that he’s never given up on him and “why do we fall?” Bruce suits up.
Arkham Asylum is emptied into the Narrows (by the League) and the police go in force to clean things up. But that’s where the gas is first vaporized, using the Wayne Enterprises weapon. Ducard and his men load it onto the train, intending to run it over the water supply and hit Wayne Tower, causing an explosion and the gas to spread citywide. Rachel gets to Gordon, then protects a boy (the same one Batman met earlier). She uses her taser on Crane, who is trying to imitate the Headless Horseman. Batman arrives to help Gotham. He has Gordon drive the Batmobile, then manages to save Rachel before heading off after Ducard. Rachel insists that Batman tells her his name; he could die. His response is to echo her words to Bruce earlier, “what I do that defines me.”
Ducard’s remark to seeing Batman is that Bruce took his advice on theatricality a bit literally. The two opponents fight inside the train, while Gordon shoots out the support structure, causing the train to crash. Ducard asks if Bruce has finally learned to do what is necessary, when Batman has him pinned. Batman won’t kill him, but he doesn’t have to save him either. The train and weapon both explode after Batman flies out.
A new day dawns. Fox now has the CEO job at Wayne Enterprises, per Bruce, who bought most of the public shares through various foundations and such. His company is in good hands. Rachel visits Bruce at the charred remains of the Wayne manor. She tries to apologize for what she said to him seven years ago, but Bruce points out that what she said was true. She kisses Bruce, then sadly tells him that Bruce Wayne is the mask. His true face is what he shows Gotham’s criminals and the man she truly loved never returned from abroad. But maybe someday, when Gotham doesn’t need Batman anymore, they can be together. Bruce tells Alfred he will rebuild the manor brick by brick (when he was an angry younger man, he had declared he would tear down the manor brick by brick). Alfred suggests improvements be made to the foundation.
Gordon has a new Batsignal and meets with his ally. While Batman is doing good, he is causing escalation. Like there’s a new threat in town, calling himself the Joker. Batman will look into it. Gordon tries to thank Batman. Batman assures the cop he never has to say thank you.
Our core cast is back in The Dark Knight, though Maggie Gyllenhaal replaces Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes and Aaron Eckhart (he was fairly decent in No Reservations with Catherine Zeta-Jones) joins as Harvey Dent. Heath Ledger (A Knight’s Tale) won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor posthumously as the Joker in this film and is practically unrecognizable [I stayed up that Oscars night to specifically watch and see if Leger won the award].
Men in clown masks hit a bank, and then have been instructed to kill the other members as their parts are finished. At the end, only one man is left, wearing creepy make-up under his mask, declaring that “whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you stranger.” He then drives a school bus with all the cash out a building and into a line of other buses. Things haven’t changed too much from the end of the previous movies; Gordon still uses the Batsignal, though now he’s head of Major Crimes Unit, and the Scarecrow is still in business. And now there are copycat Batman out there, trying to take down the drug dealers, but the real Batman is not happy to see them. And the Scarecrow even knows they are phonies when they use guns. The real Batman rounds them up along with the drug dealers, his parting comment is that at least his armor isn’t hockey pads. Back at the new cave, since Wayne Manor is not yet complete, Alfred is worried about Bruce. While Batman has no limits, Bruce as a man does, but replies that he can’t know them.
We meet Gotham’s new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, who happens to be dating Rachel. Harvey meets up with Gordon; the two men don’t entirely trust each other, Dent knowing there are corrupt cops in Gordon’s unit, but Gordon doesn’t really have a choice. And Gordon doesn’t share all of the details of his plan with Batman with Harvey. Bruce later runs into Harvey and Rachel at a restaurant and talk turns to Batman. Harvey actually likes Batman and even comments that Batman won’t want to do the job of protecting Gotham forever. He will want someone to pass the mantle on to. And Harvey’s comment is that the people of Gotham elected Batman as their protector when they stood by and did nothing and they’re accepting his help right now. Rachel tries to get her boyfriend to see sense and he comes back with “you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” Bruce decides that he likes Harvey and offers to throw a fundraiser for him.
The criminals of Gotham are banding together, trying to protect their assets from being seized. Then the Joker walks in. He has a plan to kill Batman, because everything changed when the Batman showed up. But, if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free; he wants half of all the mob’s money.
Harvey uses the Batsignal to get Batman, then he and Gordon argue over how Lau escaped. Batman has to get him back. Bruce takes the Russian ballet away as an excuse to get near China so Batman can capture Lau. With Lau and his accounting (he holds all the mob’s money), Harvey can get the whole mob off the street. But the Joker kills one of the pretender Batman and delivers the message that Batman must take off his mask and reveal himself or people will die. The video ends with maniacal laughter.
Bruce continues with his fundraiser and publicly announces his support for Harvey Dent. He is the face of Gotham’s bright future. Afterwards, he talks to Rachel about the day when the Batsuit can be hung up. Gotham needs a hero with a face; they need their White Knight. But the Joker has announced his next victims, with their DNA on his calling card. He blows up the judge who put the mob away, and poisons the police commissioner. He personally shows up at Wayne’s party to get Harvey, but Bruce hides him away. (After Harvey has a similar conversation with Rachel about spending their lives together). Batman shows up at the party to take on the Joker, who has found Rachel to threaten. He starts to tell her to story of how he got his scars (after telling a crook that it was his father putting a smile on his face, demanding “why so serious?”) Now, it’s his wife who got in trouble and he just wanted to see her smile. The Joker demands that Batman take his masks off and Batman times his demand of the Joker to let go of Rachel badly; the Joker drops her and Batman dives after her.
At Wayne Enterprises, an accountant has been running the company’s numbers and found some discrepancies and finally took a look at Applied Sciences. He realizes that many of the gadgets Batman uses are from Wayne Enterprises. And he tries to blackmail Lucius Fox. Lucius points out that Reese is attempting to blackmail a very wealthy man who may very well get his kicks out of beating up bag guys; does he really think this is a good idea? Reese lets the matter drop, for the moment.
The Joker threatens the mayor at the funeral for Commissioner Loeb. Bruce goes to investigate, but he can’t stop the Joker from taking a shot at the mayor and Gordon stepping in the way. In the aftermath, Harvey calls Rachel and tells her to go somewhere safe. She goes to Bruce’s penthouse. Meanwhile, Harvey has captured one of the Joker’s henchmen and threatens to shoot him for information (and if the creep looks familiar, that’s David Dastmalchian, who plays Murdoc in the recent MacGyver series). Batman stops him. Harvey is the symbol of hope that Batman can never be. And Batman’s made up his mind; no one else will die because of him, he’ll turn himself in at a press conference.
Alfred tries to help Bruce. Nothing good will come of Bruce turning himself in. The Joker is not a man who can be reasoned with; some men just want to watch the world burn. As Batman, Bruce can endure. Batman is the symbol that can be hated, more than a hero, but Bruce is set. At the press conference, Harvey even tries to get people to see reason, but they still call for Batman’s head. Bruce steps forward, but Harvey announces himself as the Batman first. The Joker hits the convoy carrying Harvey, chuckling at the mayhem and destruction. Batman comes out to stop him. When the Batmobile takes a hit, the Batpod is released from it (which is super cool!). And Batman has the chance to hit the Joker, the Joker is begging him to do it. Because the Batman has rules, and the Joker doesn’t. The Joker wants Batman to break his one rule. Batman swerves to avoid the Joker. And he is saved by Gordon. The mayor gives him the commissioner job and Gordon doesn’t even get to relax that long because the Joker wants to talk to him.
Gordon ends up leaving the Joker with Batman, who gets a good hit in on him. And the Joker doesn’t really want the Batman dead; “you complete me.” In their conversation, the Joker reveals that he has both Rachel and Harvey Dent tied up somewhere and the Batman has to choose who to save. Batman attempts to beat the answers out of the Joker, but all the painted criminal does is laugh. Batman has nothing to do with all his strength. He finally reveals the locations and Batman goes after Rachel, Gordon and his men will go after Harvey. The couple are tied up amidst oil barrels rigged to explode. Rachel gives her answer to Harvey (the same answer she left Alfred to give to Bruce, that she would marry Harvey because Bruce will never not need Batman). But the Joker told them the opposite locations, so Batman drags Harvey out, whose face is half drenched in oil from his escape attempt and the police are seconds too late to save Rachel.
Harvey’s face is terribly burned, but he’s furious at Gordon. Now his nickname, Two-Face, from Internal Affairs is very true. “Why should I hide who I am?” Bruce is depressed at Rachel’s death, then Reese announces he will reveal the identity of Batman. While the Joker burns his half of the mob’s money, along with Lau, he calls to tell Reese that he’s changed his mind about Batman. A world without Batman would be boring. So, if Reese is not dead soon, the Joker will blow up a hospital. So now all the people who were calling for Batman to reveal himself, want that secret to stay secret to protect their loved ones. Bruce takes the Lamborghini and stops a truck from hitting the van carrying Reese. Of course, he blows the situation off.
The Joker visits Harvey Dent at the hospital, dressed as a nurse. His plea is that it was nothing personal against Harvey or Rachel. He doesn’t have plans; he doesn’t make schemes. He’s a wild dog chasing a car, he wouldn’t know what to do if he caught one. Gordon and the rest make plans. When things go “according to plan,” no one panics. But throw that plan off, introduce a little anarchy, and everyone goes mad. But anarchy, the Joker points out, is fair, showing Harvey his scarred coin that he flipped to make decisions. Once the Joker leaves, he blows the hospital, punching the button a few times when it is slow to finish. And he continues to rule the city. Now he announces that everyone who wants out and get out, but maybe don’t take the tunnel or bridge. Leaving the ferries. Which he’s actually rigged to explode and given the opposing ferry the detonator. One is filled with normal civilians. The other is filled with criminals because you really don’t want to leave them behind.
Batman and Gordon try to separately track down the Joker before either ferry blows, but Gordon is angry with Batman, even pulling a gun on him. Because Gordon has to save Harvey. Batman is forced to fight the SWAT teams before they rush in and kill the wrong people; the hostages the Joker has are dressed to look like clowns, while the doctors are the real threat. SWAT eventually realizes it, but Batman has to go after the Joker. They fight and look on as the ferries don’t explode. It just proves that there are good people out there. Batman throws the Joker off the building, but still drops a line to catch him. “This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object.” Batman is truly incorruptible and the Joker can’t kill him; he’s too much fun. But Harvey Dent wasn’t. All he needed was a little push in the wrong direction.
Harvey has capture Jim Gordon’s family and threatens to shoot his son. He wants Gordon to lie to his son, like Harvey and Rachel lied to each other that everything was going to be okay. Batman of course tries to stop Harvey. Aim the gun at the one responsible. Harvey does, and shoots Batman. Gordon begs for his son’s life and Batman gets up to tackle the pair. He catches the boy, but Harvey falls. Gordon grabs his son and Batman falls. He gets up and again insists that Gordon doesn’t have to thank him. And they can’t let the Joker win; no one can know what Harvey Dent really did his last day. Batman can be the fall guy. Let Harvey remain Gotham’s hero. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” Batman will be the villain, he begs Gordon. Let him be hunted. Gordon gives in and consoles his son that Batman can take it. Because Batman is the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Batman is Gotham’s Dark Knight.
The trilogy is finished with Dark Knight Rises and as stated, it’s a depressing movie. I’ve watched it once and there’s a reason I don’t own it. Everything just falls apart in the middle. Yes, it ends relatively well, but Bruce Wayne and Batman have to die in order to have a better life. Batman is ultimately remembered as a hero, and Bruce Wayne runs off with Selena Kyle, but to Gotham, they’re dead. Bruce passes the mantle onto a young man (whose given name happens to be Robin) and gifts Gordon a new Batsignal and a hint to his true identity, recalling the coat incident from decades prior. Alfred catches a glimpse of his former charge, which alleviates his guilt a little, but the rest of the movie is just depressing.
So I focused more on the first two films. I like Batman Begins because it gives us a reasonable explanation. How Batman became who he is; the fighting, dressing in a suit, and pummeling bad guys. How he gets his tech and where it was logically developed. I find the movie to be well written and well-acted. Gary Oldman of course is excellent. Christian Bale is a believable Batman; yes, the growly voice is a bit much, but the idea is to a) scare bad guys and b) disguise his voice so he’s not recognized. And it technically works. Just maybe not the best thought out. Michael Caine is a caring Alfred. I prefer Katie Holmes as Rachel because she’s got a bit more sweetness to her than Maggie Gyllenhaal. And Liam Neeson is very believable in the beginning as a kind mentor. Not terribly fuzzy, but he’s not meant to; he’s meant to shape an angry young man into a keen weapon. And the first time viewing, I was very surprised to discover he was truly Ra’s Al Ghul.
While The Dark Knight is a dark movie, there’s a line of hope running through it and ultimately, it is an excellent movie. Well written again and Heath Ledger’s performance was stunning. He’s unrecognizable and yes, he’s a truly creepy Joker that no, you don’t want to meet. But that’s the point. This is why he’s Batman greatest enemy. I really don’t think that there needed to be another movie.
However…after watching my Batman collection in short succession, I realize that as much as I like the two Nolan movies, I do miss some of the comedy. Schumacher’s films are too comedic, while Nolan’s are too dark. Out of my collection, the best balance is Batman Beyond. There are dramatic storylines; Batman almost has to sacrifice himself for the city. But there’s also truly funny bits, like anytime a hero backhands a bad guy trying to sneak up on them. Of course, Mark Hammill’s Joker is a great combo of menacing laughter and actually wanting to hurt someone. Heath Ledger’s Joker really just wants the world to burn.
As for fanfiction recommendations; it’s been a while since I’ve visited this fandom, so I’m checking out what there is. I will update when I’ve found some good stories.
Both films are directed by Joel Schumacher (who also directed The Phantom of the Opera in 2004, which boggles the mind a bit) and Tim Burton, who had directed the prior two Batman movies [I have watched them, but Batman Returns seriously creeped me out and I will not be revisiting it, nor am I a huge fan of Burton anyway] served as a producer on Batman Forever. There is a discussion on whether these two films actually fit with the prior two, though a few of the secondary characters keep the same actors; but the tone is completely different and the leads changed.
Val Kilmer (Iceman in Top Gun) stars as Batman in Forever, with Chris O’Donnell (D’Artagnan in 1993’s Three Musketeers and Callen in NCIS: Los Angeles) joining him as Dick Grayson. Nicole Kidman (Satine in Moulin Rouge and Lady Sarah Ashley in Australia) is Chase Meridian, while Tommy Lee Jones (he makes an appearance in the first Captain America film and tends to play more serious roles) as Two-Face and Jim Carrey as the Riddler play off each other as the villains of the film.
The film opens with the reveal of the Batsuit (yep, Schumacher is remembered for highlighting these suits in a very particular fashion) and the Batmobile. Batman meets Dr. Chase Meridian, a psychologist at the scene of Two-Face’s latest crime. And boy, does Chase make her intentions known in regards to Batman right off the bat. Batman of course goes in to rescue the security guard and Two-Face attempts to kill Batman several times, to no avail. We next see Bruce Wayne touring his facility and meeting Edward Nygma, who is obsessed with the man. But Bruce doesn’t trust Nygma’s newest invention, quickly picking up on the manipulative nature regarding brain waves. When Nygma forces a quick decision, Bruce tells him no. Nygma does not take this well and when his supervisor visits him later in the evening, Nygma demonstrates precisely why his invention is not innocent. He inadvertently discovers that while he can beam TV directly into someone’s brain, it has the side reaction of bumping up Nygma’s IQ and giving him access to their mind. Nygma disposes of his supervisor, painting it the next morning as suicide; Bruce still insists on full benefits for the man’s family. Nygma leaves Wayne Enterprises, though he leaves Bruce a few riddles.
In the meantime, Chase arranges another meet-up with Batman, using the Batsignal. Batman is not impressed, though they do flirt and Chase drops her coat to truly reveal her intentions. The caped crusader leaves the woman, and Bruce Wayne pays a trip to Dr. Meridian. He knocks down the door when he hears a struggle, only to find out that Chase is working out inside. He ends up taking her as his date to the circus, where the Flying Graysons are performing. The performance is interrupted by Two-Face, demanding that Batman reveal himself; the villain has all of the wealthy people of Gotham held hostage, one of them is bound to know who Batman is or quite possibly is the vigilante himself. Until Batman does step forward, Two-Face is going to hoist a bomb full of TNT into the air and kill everyone in the tent. Bruce shouts the truth, but the noise of the crowd drowns him out, so he dashes off to dispatch Two-Face’s goons. The Graysons use their trapeze skills to go after the bomb. Young Richard climbs in the scaffolding and is able to hoist the bomb outside. Two-Face notices what the family is doing and shoots the wires, causing the parents and other son to fall to the ground (the net had been removed for a prior stunt).
Bruce is horrified by what happened and offers to take Dick in. Being a young man, Dick rather make his own way and kill Two-Face, but Bruce persuades him to at least fill up his bike in the garage. Which is full of cool cars and motorcycles. He passingly suggests that if someone could repair two of the bikes, he could keep one. Maybe hanging out at the Wayne manor wouldn’t be so bad after all. Dick begins to settle in and explains to Alfred that his nickname was Robin, emblazoned on his bike helmet. “One day, the robin will fly again,” the older man remarks.
Bruce is also having flashbacks to his parents’ death and pays another visit to Dr. Meridian, commenting on her fascination with Batman. Her response is she thinks he feels cursed, but “what crime could he have committed to deserve a life of nightly torture?” Alfred has to unfortunately interrupt the pair to inform his employer that their new guest has stolen the car…the other car. Yes, Dick Grayson has taken the Batmobile out for a joyride because he’s snuck into the Batcave through the only locked room in the house. Though, does someone want to explain why all the lights come up and the cave is revealed when the Intruder Alert goes off? Admittedly, when the young man comes upon a gang ready to terrorize a young woman, he gets out and fights them off. He does get a kiss with the girl and remarks “I could definitely get into the superhero gig.” But the leader has called for reinforcements. Lucky for Dick, the real Batman sweeps in and the gang scatters. Dick lets out some of his pent-up anger on Batman, blaming him for his parents’ death. Batman solemnly tells him, “if Bruce Wayne could have given his life, he would have.” When they return to the manor, Bruce immediately forbids Dick from following him. He warns the young man that revenge will become his life; Dick still has a choice. Dick insists that Bruce helps him and trains him. “Let me be your partner.”
Edward Nygma settles on the “Riddler” as his villain name, then scampers off to join Two-Face, so they can take down their enemies. Two-Face has two ladies who accompany him, to reflect his dual personalities (nicknamed “Sugar” and “Spice.” “Sugar” is played by Drew Barrymore). The team-up begins a string of robberies, which ends up funding Nygma-tech to rival Wayne Enterprises and Nygma’s box ends up in homes across Gotham, feeding brainwaves to Nygma. Nygma holds a gala, which Chase and Bruce attend. Nygma is obviously trying to mimic Bruce, who is still his idol, though a bit fallen. Bruce does attempt to remove the power to Nygma’s mind-reading boxes before he investigates, because he still doesn’t trust them, but a battery is put back in once he goes inside. The box hypnotizes Bruce, asking him to reveal his dreams, fantasies, deepest secrets and fears. Two-Face interrupts the gala, because nothing brings out Batman like murder and mayhem, which snaps Bruce out of the trance. He quickly changes into Batman and crashes the villains’ party. He ends up following Two-Face out of the building and down into the subway. Two-Face attempts to incinerate the Bat, but his cape becomes fire-retardant. Next move, bury the Bat in rubble. Lucky for Batman this time, Dick brought his acrobatic costume and followed Bruce out, pulling him out of the rubble.
Now Dick really wants to be Bruce’s partner, maybe Nightwing would be a good name? (A nod to the name Dick chooses when he separates from Batman). Bruce is still insistent that Dick should not become a vigilante beside him. Once he kills Two-Face, like he plans, what next? Killing Two-Face will lead to more killing until he doesn’t know who he is anymore [this is possibly a response to Batman’s treatment of the Joker and other criminals in the previous two movies, some fans have theorized]. Dick stalks off and Bruce retorts to Alfred that he’s encouraging the younger man. Alfred responds that the young man in question needs guidance. But Batman has a date set for that night with Chase at her place. She’s obviously ready for her rendezvous, considering she’s wearing nothing under her sheet. But now that she has Batman, she’s discovered that she wants someone else. Back at Wayne manor, Bruce decides to quite being Batman. He’ll tell Chase the truth, but he’s done trying to live two lives. Dick does not take this well, because he wants Bruce’s help with vengeance. While Bruce is wining and dining the psychologist, Dick takes his motorcycle and leaves.
In the aftermath of the disastrous gala, the Riddler asks Two-Face “riddle me this – what kind of man has bats on the brain?” when he brings up Bruce Wayne’s file. Since it’s Halloween, the two attempt to blend in with the trick-or-treaters to gain access to Wayne manor. They knock Alfred out and surprise Chase and Bruce, who is having another flashback. Chase has also figured out for herself that Bruce Wayne and Batman are one; she’s kissed them both now. Bruce manages to fend off the invaders for a few minutes, but a bullet from Two-Face grazes his head, knocking him out. Chase is taken. The Riddler skips down to the cave, which again lights up, and blows everything up, shouting “Joygasm!” (which is the weirdest word and slightly disturbing). He insists that Two-Face does not kill Bruce, so they can leave him one final clue. Which Bruce and Alfred put together with the other riddles to discover that Edward Nygma is behind everything.
Never fear, Bruce has contingencies set in place; there is another cave under the one that was destroyed with another suit and a Bat-boat and Bat-plane. Dick returns, in a new suit modeled after his acrobat costume, with an “R” emblazoned on it, for Robin. Robin takes the boat; Batman takes the plane and they head for Nygma’s lair.
The villain pair play Battleship, attempting to blow up the duo. Two-Face then heads out to take them on and Dick passes on the chance to kill him, pulling him up when he’s about to plummet to his death. Two-Face recognizes this and tells the young man that the Bat has taught him well, then holds a gun to his head. Inside, Batman faces the Riddler, who is drunk on power. “If knowledge is power, then a god am I!” he declares. He’s got Chase and Robin trapped and rigged to plummet; Batman has to choose one. But he doesn’t have the time. However, Batman has a riddle and knocks out the Box and the lights. He catches Chase, then continues on to grab Robin at the bottom of the hole. But Two-Face pops out again, ready to shoot them all. Batman reminds him to decide with his coin, then confuse the issue by tossing duplicate coins. Two-Face can’t keep his balance and falls into the pit….a third way out. Batman did not directly kill Two-Face, nor did Robin have to kill him.
The Riddler is taken to Arkham Asylum, having lost his mind and now thinks that he is Batman. Bruce has decided that he can be Bruce Wayne and Batman and gains a partner with Robin.
George Clooney takes over as Batman in the sequel, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is Mr. Freeze, while Uma Thurman (a big-name star that I haven’t watched the movies she’s actually famous for) is Poison Ivy. Chris remains Robin and Alicia Silverstone is Barbara.
Our heroes have new suits and a new car for this film, plus a bike for Robin. They’re off to stop Mr. Freeze from freezing the entire museum, where the villain is stealing a huge diamond. Robin is still headstrong and rushes after Freeze, only to get frozen. Batman has to remain behind to thaw him out, instead of chasing after Freeze. Bruce has words for Dick when they return home, but Dick feels like Bruce doesn’t trust him. They do work out the backstory of Mr. Freeze, who plans to hold the city ransom so he can complete his research to save his ailing wife who is cryo-frozen.
In the meantime, a doctor (who honestly looks more like Winona Ryder) is attempting to crossbreed animals and plants, to give plants a fighting chance. But her co-worker has subjugated her research to create Venom, then creates the strongman Bane. But when Dr. Isley refuses to join him, he dumps chemicals on her, intending to kill her. This backfires when it merges with her body, creating Poison Ivy. Bane is now her lackey. As Isley, she tries to get Bruce Wayne to shut down anything that would harm the environment. Bruce points out that it would create hardships for others; people do need to come first. Instead, there is a gala being held featuring the Wayne family diamonds in order to raise money for charity to save the planet (this is also a ruse to force Freeze out). Batman and Robin are featured guests.
Ivy shows up to the gala and uses a smoke she blows into men’s faces to control them, which results in Batman and Robin fighting over her. Freeze interrupts and steals the diamonds (which power his suit), but now Ivy is intrigued by this blue man. However, Batman has captured him, after stopping Robin from making a jump, and sent him to Arkham. Ivy breaks Freeze out and suggests a pair up. Freeze will freeze Gotham and the world and Ivy will fill it with her attacking plants.
In the meantime, Alfred’s niece, Barbara has come to stay. Dick finds her sneaking out one night, taking one of the motorcycles, and follows her to a street race. Since their opponents do not play by the rules, he ends up saving her and back home, she reveals she intends to “save” Alfred from his life of servitude. He’s ill, she’s noticed. He’s dying, Bruce corrects. He too has been paying attention to his mentor and figures out he has the same disease as Freeze’s wife. He privately asks his oldest friend if he regrets his life. Only that he couldn’t be out with Bruce.
Ivy makes Freeze believe that Batman shut off the cyro-freeze and killed his wife so he will follow her plan. Batman figures out Ivy’s deal, but Robin is still under her spell and declares he’ll go solo. He’s tired of living in Batman’s shadow. When Ivy shoots a Robin signal into the sky, Bruce pleads with Dick to trust him. If he wants Bruce to trust him, then Dick needs to trust Bruce; more like a family than a partnership. Robin goes to face Ivy, but he has rubber lips to protect him from her kiss, gaining her masterplan. She dumps him in the water, but then has to face Batman. She gets him tied up and now there is a young woman in cape and cowl. Barbara has discovered the secret as well and Alfred already had a suit waiting for her. Batgirl takes on Ivy, calling her out on using feminine wiles to get her way; it gives women a bad name. Ivy falls into one of her plants and the trio banter a bit before heading after Freeze.
He is successful in freezing most of Gotham, but the heroes reposition the telescope to bring heat to the city, defeating Bane as a side note. Batman makes Freeze an offer; Batman had saved Freeze’s wife, if Freeze will give him the cure to the beginning stage of the disease, Batman will arrange that Freeze can continue his research to ultimately save his wife. Huzzah, Alfred is saved! And Freeze will torment Ivy for her duplicity.
I didn’t watch these films until afterBatman Begins came out and I went in search of more Batman material. So for someone who is used to superhero films being taken a little more seriously, these are a bit laughable. But they may be imitating the campy nature of the 60’s TV series. The villains’ plans are simple and really have no hope of working. The lights are bright and obnoxious in Gotham and there are so many gadgets that one can tell these were made to sell toys.
I honestly like how Val Kilmer played Batman in Forever; I think that film definitely needed some seriousness to balance out Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey trying to out-ham each other. Admittedly, that makes the movie funny because you quickly realize that this is not meant to be taken seriously. Chris plays a young man trying to find his way, which I enjoyed. Nicole Kidman is an excellent actress, but Chase Meridian is trying too hard to be flirty and get in bed with Batman. I do miss seeing her in the next movie because she ultimately makes a good pair with Bruce, since she understands both sides of him.
Batman and Robin take all of the goofy bits up to eleven. It’s just so full of puns, you want to groan. There are some nice serious moments with George Clooney, and yes, Dick is a bit whiny, but that tension between Robin and Batman exists in the lore; there’s a reason they separated. Overall, the movie needed character development all around.
The main reason I will watch these movies is if I need something a little fluffy…and because I like some of the actors (in this case, mainly Chris O’Donnell because he was the first D’Artagnan I ever saw on screen and he’s excellent in NCIS: Los Angeles…oh my goodness, the banter with L.L. Cool J’s character is hilarious).
Up Next: The Christopher Nolan Batman saga, mainly Batman Begins and Dark Knight (not a fan of Dark Knight Rises)
Batman gets to work and interrupts a heist by the Jokerz; a new group we haven’t seen in the show. There’s a spot of gentlemanly behavior, when he hesitates to hit the pair of girls. There’s no such hesitation after they taser and kick him. Of course, Batman stands out from other heroes and saves one of the girls when they start to plummet to their death. Her twin sister rescues her. Destruction is caused, but one of the Jokerz gets away with a computer component. When they meet up with their mysterious boss later, it’s not enough. When one of the gang members speaks out on his frustration with their current jobs for the mysterious boss, the boss shoots him. Okay, this is something new…and made a bit worse by the revelation that the original Joker is back and he is ready to give Gotham a wedgie.
Back in the Batcave, Bruce can still throw a batarang with precision. And his company has dropped “Powers” from their name, returning to Wayne Enterprises. Bruce is taking more control of his company again. He keeps an eye on his protégé and questions Terry’s decision to go out that evening; he’s sore and tired, but Terry quips back, “the night is young and so am I.” That lasts all of a couple minutes once he hits the club with Dana; he falls asleep on her. Later, at a Wayne Enterprises party, the Joker’s laugh interrupts the festivities. Terry, as Bruce’s assistant, tries to head off some of the Jokerz gang. Once Bruce is fine for the moment (he takes out one member with a cane), he tells his assistant to “go to work.” A minute later, Batman swoops in to save the patrons. The Joker rises out of the floor and causes mayhem, but ultimately escapes. Terry grouses to Bruce later in the cave that he should have gone after the Joker, but Bruce reassures him he did the right thing by saving the people. However, he won’t talk about the Joker.
Terry switches tactics and goes to Barbara Gordon; “what do you know about clowns?” “In this town, they’re never funny.” And she refuses to talk. Terry comes back to the cave to see Bruce going over the Joker’s file. He is listed as deceased, yet when Bruce runs an analysis on the voices from the archive and from the previous night, they are a match. When Terry asks again, Bruce calls the man a psychopath and a monster; and he wants Terry to give back the suit. He has no right to force this life on the young man, or anyone. Terry disagrees; Bruce didn’t force the life on him, Terry stole the suit. And they come from two different worlds. For Terry, Batman is a way for him to make up for past sins (running with a gang, etc), this appeases his soul and is a chance for him to be a worthwhile human.
“Stupid kid. You don’t know want you want, none of you did,” Bruce retorts as he walks away. Terry throws the suit as his feet and runs out.
With his new free time, Terry meets up with Dana at the club again. Bright side, more time for her. Bad side, less pocket money. Their evening is interrupted when the Jokerz gang shows up and goes after Dana. The two girls attempt to distract Terry while Dana is grabbed, but he fights them off. Dana is hurt and Terry puts Chelsea in charge while he finishes off the gang. He heads to Bruce, who has been working on Joker anti-toxin. The clown himself shows up in the cave and greets Bruce “hello Batman.” A gas fills the room. By the time Terry arrives in the cave, the clown is gone, but he left graffiti and a mess. Bruce is frozen on the floor, wheezing out a few words between a weird laugh. Terry administers the anti-toxin in time and calls Barbara for help. She finally opens up about what last transpired between Bruce and the Joker, still adamant that it’s not the real Joker, but Terry deserves answers.
Dick Grayson had already left; Tim Drake was Robin. He was abducted and she and Bruce spent three weeks searching for him before a clue was delivered. The Joker and Harley Quinn had taken Robin to Arkham Asylum. They decided they wanted a family of their own and decided to “borrow” one of the kids that Batman had lying around. The Joker molded Robin into “Joker Jr” and not pleasantly. He tortured the kid (and shows Batman a video) and now know who’s under the cowl. Barbara goes after Harley, who falls several stories, though they never found the body. Bruce goes after the Joker. The Joker gets a lucky cut on Bruce and holds Batman up for Robin to kill. Robin ends up shooting the Joker amidst laughing, then crying. Barbara tells Terry they buried the Joker and Tim was able to put the events behind him after extensive therapy, but Bruce forbade him from ever donning the Robin costume again. Tim eventually left as well.
Terry decides to pay Tim a visit while in the Bat suit. Tim is adamant that he knows nothing about the Joker’s reappearance and he as much as anyone wishes the clown gone. Besides, he was so sick of the crime-fighting that he never wanted to see his suit again. Terry goes searching for other clues, Barbara sitting in the chair in the cave this time. She does suggest that Terry look up Nightwing for more stories if he wants. Batman checks on a disgruntled Wayne Enterprises employee, thinking he’s behind it, but finds the Jokerz gang there, ready to waste him. Yes, the employee had been in on the one attack, but the man behind the scenes decided to tie up loose ends, sending a laser weapon after the man and Batman. Batman saves him, but is more than happy to turn him over to the commissioner.
Bruce is up and around a bit more now and apologizes to Terry; he never wanted the young man to go against the Joker. Terry notes that he is a completely different Batman, he never was a Robin. And it’s then that they notice the only costume the Joker completely shredded was Tim Drake’s old costume. And Terry puts together the parts he knows the Jokerz have stolen and they align with Tim’s expertise. Bruce tells him to suit up, and take Ace with him. The Joker is not pleased that Terry has figured it out shoots down the Batmobile.
Between Ace and Terry, they take out the Jokerz gang. Terry finds Tim face down, but then the man starts acting funny and feels unwell. Soon his body transforms and Tim Drake is not just in league with the Joker, he is the Joker. Or rather, as the Joker explains, the old Joker implanted young Tim with a chip coded with the Joker’s genetics. Tim doesn’t realize he is the Joker. His first order of business is to threaten to either go after Dana, Mary and Matt, or Bruce. Ace attacks and the fight begins. The Joker knows all of the tricks from Bruce’s peek and Terry is out of his league. Bruce suggests that Terry tries to drown out and power through the Joker’s talking. Terry has a different idea. He likes to talk too. He mocks the Joker; it was sad that he fixated on Batman in the past; the man wouldn’t know a joke if it bit him in the cape. Oh, and Terry fights dirty. Proof the Joker doesn’t know him. Terry laughs, the Joker is pathetic. “Not funny,” the Joker growls. “I thought you wanted to make Batman laugh!” Terry calls down from the rafters. “You’re not Batman!” The Joker gets a good hit and Terry’s on the ground, the Joker trying to choke him. Terry picked up a joy buzzer and burns out the chip on Tim’s neck with it. Terry manages to get himself, Tim, and Ace out of the hideout before the laser (that has been running through Gotham) hits.
Terry visits Tim in the hospital alongside Barbara. Tim thanks him and compliments that “Bruce couldn’t have chosen anyone better to put on the mask.” Bruce actually shows up to visit Tim. Before Terry leaves, Bruce corrects his earlier statement; “it’s not Batman who make you worthwhile, it’s the other way round.” (On a funny note, Dee Dee, the twin girls from the Jokerz gang, have their bail paid by their grandmother, Nana Harley [Quinn]). At the end, Terry stands over Gotham, in the suit, ready for work. He slips on the mask and swoops into action.
As already stated, Terry McGinnis as Batman makes a few more appearances in the DC Animated Universe. He shows up in an episode of Static Shock, where a young Static time-travels to the future, meeting old Bruce Wayne and the new Batman (and having to help break his future-self free from the Kobra gang). He also appears as part of the two-part episode Once and Future Thing in Justice League Unlimited. In the first half, Batman (Bruce Wayne), the Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman chase a thief named Chronos to the past, specifically, the Wild West. They then end up following him to the future in the second half and there meet the older Static, Warhawk (who happens to be the Green Lantern’s son), and younger Batman. Also featured are the new Jokerz gang that were introduced in Return of the Joker…with some upgrades. The heroes manage to escape, after taking a beating and Batman leads them to the new Justice League headquarters, the old Hamilton Hill High School. The Watchtower had been attacked and most of the members killed. Old Bruce enters at that moment to keep everyone from dwelling on the bad; they’ve got a mission to attend to. Bruce faces his younger counterpart and comments “surprised to see me?” “A little,” original Batman remarks, though he’s more surprised to see he lived that long. Terry quips “Batman, Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Batman…or, have you met?” They deliver “not now!” at the same time, so he gripes “what did they use to call it, stereo?”
The main issue is that the time line is becoming polluted, as original Batman notes, and Bruce responds that history is becoming fluid. This needs to be stopped. Batman writes a program to put an end to Chronos’s time travel belt; now they just have to find him. Terry tries to warn Batman he doesn’t know the new town. “Are criminals superstitious and cowardly [and we laugh because of the musical!]?” “Yup,” Bruce responds. They catch one of the gang and original Batman’s method of interrogation is to hang him over a building and tell him to talk before his arm gets tired. Bruce hauls the criminal away and growls he can’t believe he was ever that green…his cane is a bit menacing in his hand, but he succeeds. They can get to Chronos through his wife.
There is a final showdown between the League and the Jokerz while time itself unravels. Dee Dee pins Terry and electrocutes him. We hear his cries of pain, then Bruce at the school shouts “Terry!” Then silence. But Green Lantern and Batman follow Chronos who wants to see the beginning of time and put a stop to the madness. They end up back at the Watchtower from when everything started; the only ones to remember the events (and putting everything back in order).
Justice League Unlimited also brought us Epilogue. We’re even farther in the future; Terry has bulked up and sneaks into Amanda Waller’s residence for some answers. Apparently, Bruce needed a new kidney and Terry was found to be a perfect match. The odds of that are suspicious, so he does a DNA test and discovers his DNA matches that of Bruce, not Warren McGinnis. There is a scene where Terry confronts Bruce about it and also where he breaks things off with Dana, but these turn out to be just a dream. Terry is mad at Bruce, thinking he meddled, but Amanda admits it was her doing; Project Batman Beyond. She used project Cadmus (which, the Joker used on young Tim Drake in the flashback of Return of the Joker; Terry admits it was as low blow when he accused Bruce of it) and Batman’s DNA from crime scenes; then she overwrote Warren McGinnis’s reproductive DNA to that of Bruce and so when he and Mary had a son, Terry, he was in fact, Bruce’s son. (This was a way to explain how both Matt and Terry have dark hair while their parents have ginger hair; Warren and Mary were selected since they had similar psychological profiles to Bruce’s parents.) Amanda originally had planned that Warren and Mary would be killed while Terry was a child to mimic the tragedy Bruce underwent to become Batman, but the assassin backed out, arguing it was not what Batman would want. So life continued unassuming until Paxton Powers had Warren McGinnis murdered and Terry met Bruce as a sixteen-year-old. She urges Terry not to make the same mistakes as Bruce and points out that he is Bruce’s son, not his clone. He doesn’t have quite the brilliant mind that Bruce does, but his heart is just as big, if not bigger.
The episode ends up Terry contemplating an engagement ring for Dana, then helping Bruce out with his meds and vowing to continue to be Batman. Bruce urges the younger man to eat something before attending to League duties. Terry quips he’s stubborn, like his old man.
First, my thoughts on Return of the Joker; I think it’s a great continuation of the Batman Beyond story and a reasonable way to bring back Batman’s greatest enemy. Because who would have ever expected that the Joker was hiding in Robin? And the showdown between Terry as Batman and the Joker is great. Terry is a different Batman and he doesn’t have a history with the Joker. I wouldn’t say he’s not emotionally involved in the fight, because this man did harm his mentor (I’m sure running down to find Bruce gave Terry flashbacks to finding his father). Terry also shows that he’s not a brash teenager any longer; when Bruce doesn’t want to talk about something, he does back off, same with Barbara. But he is correct that he deserves answers. Also, Bruce doesn’t waste time telling Terry off for suspecting Tim; Bruce trusts Terry’s skills. And he tries to help during the showdown with the Joker, giving Terry advice. And I think it’s a bit sweet that Barbara fills in for Bruce after the Joker’s laughing gas attack.
And the irony of Mark Hamill aka Luke Skywalker voicing the Joker will never not be funny (and it will always be funnier that he voiced Fire Lord Ozai in Avatar: The Last Airbender)
As for the Justice League episodes; Epilogue at least gives us a proper ending to the series (as does Return of the Joker; Unmasked was pathetic and lame). And I agree that it gives us a reasonable explanation to the family non-resemblance Terry has with his parents. On the one hand, it’s sweet that Bruce has a biological son, though in the lore, he adopted Tim Drake (apparently Dick Grayson was a ward, which had some standing; I reiterate, Batman lore is not my strong suit, I just like this show). Terry will continue his legacy not just as Batman, but potentially as a Wayne (he’d have to find some way to explain that to the public pending circumstances). And as Amanda points out, Terry is Bruce’s son, not a clone. He is not Bruce Wayne, he’s still just Terry. His decisions were his own. On the other hand, there is a more compelling story of Terry being Batman with no blood connection to Bruce. I’m glad the episode ended well nevertheless.
As for Once and Future Thing, Terry is hilarious at times. I’m a bit sad to realize he was essentially killed at one point, though relieved that it was erased. It’s a satisfactory story, though I mainly watch it for the “Batman meet Bruce Wayne” bit.
This was one series I explored fanfiction early on. I have several recommendations that I repeatedly re-read:
Katfairy has “Beyond Knightfall” where Terry lands is a spot of trouble and his friends have to help him out (though I wish it would be completed), and “Divine Secrets of the YoYo Sisterhood.” It has a good mix of drama and humor.
“Virus” by ChampagneWishes could be another episode in the show.
Bumpkin has some good little scenes in “Welcome to My World,” “An ‘Inside Peek’ into Mary’s Mind,” and “Nelson’s Wake Up Call.”
Tomy’s “Reparation” is excellent and “Reclamation” is good as well.
Jadeling has a whole series of stories, most especially “Lover, Friends, and Family.”
And if you want a hilarious crossover joke, try “Ron Beyond” by speedster.
Next Time: Batman Forever and Batman and Robin with Chris O’Donnell.
Richard Grant (he’s been in Downton Abbey and Doctor Who) joins in as General Pryde. Billy Dee Williams is back as Lando Calrissian! Yes, that is Dominic Monaghan (Charlie in LOST and Merry in Lord of the Rings [I forgot he was in this and looked and told the screen “Hi Merry!”]) as Beaumont. Denis Lawson makes an appearance as Wedge Antilles once again and even John Williams, the composer, cameos in the festival. And yes, Ian McDiarmid is back as Emperor Palpatine.
We open finding out there are mysterious broadcasts of the Emperor making their way into the galaxy. Leia sends Poe and Finn to gather intelligence. Kylo Ren also searches for the Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power. We find him slaughtering a group in order to obtain a Sith wayfinder (I thought it was a Holocron because I know those exist). It leads him to a Sith Temple and Palpatine. Kylo voices his vow to kill the former Emperor [while the young man is determined to follow in Darth Vader’s path, he still has several reasons to be rid of Darth Sidious; I’m sure some part of him recalls stories his parents and uncle told him that boil down to “this man should not be allowed to live.”]. But Palpatine explains that he is the mastermind behind everything. He created Snoke; he’s been every voice inside Kylo’s head. (So just like Anakin, Palpatine brought about the turning of a Skywalker.) He reiterates: “The Dark Side of the Forces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.” Like, creepy cloning. The Sith Lord promises to give everything to Kylo; they’ll make a new Empire (which is the last thing we want to hear). He raises a massive fleet of ships that have been worked on in secret and the Imperial March plays again. But first, Kylo must “kill the girl,” and end the Jedi. Only then will he become what Vader could not and rule as the new Emperor (and no one believes that. He promised that to Vader…again, Sidious has a habit of breaking his promises once someone new comes along). And the big question of the hour, who is Rey?
Poe and Finn discover that there is a spy within the First Order, who passes information through a middle man. Have to say, it’s nice to see Finn, Poe, and Chewie working as a team on the Millennium Falcon. Poe’s even got crazy moves to pull, like lightspeed skipping. Meanwhile, Leia is training Rey. Rey’s attempting to contact previous Jedi, whispering “be with me.” They don’t answer. And the connection between Rey and Kylo still exists and may be influencing Rey. She has visions during her training run and doesn’t possess the quiet calm of a true master. But she vows to Leia, “I will earn your brother’s saber, one day.” For now, she banters with Poe about the Falcon being on fire (this bit is fun). Poe argues that they need Rey out fighting, not training. But he does confirm that Palpatine is alive and is coming for the rest of the galaxy. They need to find Exogol, the hidden world of the Sith.
Rey recalls that Luke had been attempting that before he went into hiding. He left notes, including about a Sith wayfinder. Finn and Poe insist on going with Rey. There is a touching farewell between Leia and Rey; hugging and Leia whispering to Rey “never be afraid of who you are.” [Leia was achieved in this film with unused footage from Force Awakens and her role had to be downsized due to the passing of Carrie Fisher.] Our heroes land on another desert planet and run into an old friend; Lando. He rescues them when the First Order gets on their trail. They’re tracking an old Jedi hunter and Rey vaguely recognizes the ship. A serious of mishaps lead them to a Sith dagger, inscribed with the location of the wayfinder. 3PO can read the dagger, but it’s against his programming to speak the language of the Sith. Chewie is sadly captured and Rey faces off against Kylo, who is still speaking to Rey, asking her to turn to the Dark Side. Palpatine wants to kill her. They fight over the transport carrying Chewie and Kylo pushes Rey. She inadvertently uses lighting and blows up the carrier. Poe, Finn, and Rey do manage to escape and Rey begins to fear where her path is leading. She admits to Finn she had a vision of herself and Kylo both on the throne of the Sith.
Lucky for us, there was another transport and Chewbacca is alive! Unfortunately, he’s now a prisoner aboard Pryde’s ship and they have possession of the Falcon. Our trio of heroes take 3PO to bypass his memory so they can get the directions (and Poe’s backstory gets changed). The downside is, it would cause a complete memory wipe, so 3PO takes one last look at his friends. They get their information and yep, 3PO is back to introducing himself. And Rey senses Chewie is alive! So they mount a rescue mission. Rey goes after the dagger and finds it in Kylo’s quarters. There is a face off between them (through the Force since Kylo is on the planet). Finn and Poe manage to free Chewie, then they’re captured. They are in turn freed by the First Order spy, General Hux. He’s not in it for the Resistance; he just doesn’t want Kylo to win. Hux doesn’t last long after that; Pryde figures it out and shoots him. But the Falcon manages to escape, Rey jumping aboard at the last second, still resisting Kylo. He has managed to pass along useful information; Palpatine wants Rey dead because she is a threat to his power. She has his power; she is his granddaughter. Between Rey and Kylo, they make a dyad in the Force. Kylo figures together they could kill Palpatine and rule the galaxy. Rey is disinclined to acquiesce to his request.
The path to Exogol starts in the Endor system, with the crash site of the second Death Star. Rey’s very determined to destroy Palpatine and plows ahead alone. Finn discovers there are other stormtrooper defectors and they all rush after Rey. [I do wonder what it would have been like if Luke had discovered the wreckage, considering all that had happened.] She manages to find the second wayfinder, but receives a vision of herself as a Sith, with a double-edged lightsaber. That leads her to Kylo. He points out how the Dark Side is calling to her; neither of them can return to Leia now. He crushes the wayfinder, so the only way to Exogol is with him. They duel; it’s an angry duel, with little of the finesse the prequels or original trilogy carried. This is about stunts and new moves. Rey is tired, which Leia must sense, so she reaches out to her son, causing a moment of distraction for him. Rey capitalizes on it and stabs Kylo. And instantly regrets it. This is not the way of the Jedi; she’s giving in to her anger and hate, like a Sith. She heals him (which uses a bit of her own life…just like magic, these deeds have a price). Afterward, she can sense that Leia has passed. Rey admits that she wanted to take his hand, but as Ben. Instead, she takes his ship.
Finn, Poe, and Chewie return to their base and are informed that Leia has passed. Gosh, you want to cry alongside Chewie with his howl of grief. Back on the destroyed Death Star, Han appears to Kylo. “Hey kid.” Father and son have another conversation, Han telling him to come home. While Leia may be gone, what she fought for is not gone. Ben repeats “I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.” A mirror of their last encounter, Han reaches out for his son and Ben holds out his lightsaber. “Dad,” he pleads. Then tosses the lightsaber away. When he turns back around, Han is gone.
Poe struggles to accept the position that Leia left for him. He doesn’t know how to do what she did. He’s not ready. Lando comforts him; none of them were ready. All they had were each other and that’s how they won. Rey’s taken Kylo’s ship to Luke’s island to burn. She throws Luke’s lightsaber, but Luke’s Force ghost catches it. He was wrong to hide away and it is wrong for Rey to hide now. They’re just running for their fears. Rey is afraid of herself. But Leia always sensed who Rey truly was; she saw past the name of Palpatine and saw Rey’s spirit and heart. [Leia had her own struggle accepting herself as Vader’s daughter, detailed in Tatooine Ghost.] There are some things stronger than blood and confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Luke guides Rey to Leia’s lightsaber, hidden away when she sensed Ben’s fall. Rey pulls out the wayfinder, but she still needs a ship. Luke raises his X-Wing from the water (to the same music as Empire).
Rey sends her course to the Resistance so they can follow to Exogol. (Oh, and R2 restores 3PO’s memories. Yay, cause that was sad when he didn’t remember.) Poe and Finn are now generals; they’ll lead the Resistance fleet. Their plan is to knock out the navigation tower. Chewie and Lando will take the Falcon and raise hope (and reinforcements). Poe rallies the fighters:
They will take the war to the First Order (cue triumphant theme!)
Rey arrives on Exogol, the Resistance behind her. They begin their ground assault on the command ship (a bit odd), aided by the other former stormtroopers (turns out, they were children stolen from their homes; one First Order officer referred to it as “harvesting the young.”) The fleet will fire on the cruisers while they’re stuck in atmosphere for a few minutes. And these new ships all have the power to blow up a planet, making it even more important to wipe them out. Rey discovers the Sith throne, and life-supported Palpatine. He didn’t want to kill Rey, he wanted her to join him. “Strike me down,” and his spirit will pass into Rey, along with all the spirits of the Sith. She will be the new Empress. Rey refuses; she won’t hate. Palpatine warns that he is her only family and turning will be the only way to save her friends.
Ben arrives (in an old TIE fighter) and faces off against the Knights of Ren. At first, armed only with a blaster (yeah, that’s Han Solo’s kid). But when it looks like Rey will strike down the Emperor, she instead passes Luke’s lightsaber (they managed to fix it at some point) to Ben. Now it’s an even match between him and the Knights. Rey then pulls out Leia’s saber and takes on the Red Guards. Ben makes his way to Rey’s side and they face the Emperor. “Stand together, die together,” he declares and sucks the life out of them, rejuvenating himself since they are more powerful as a dyad.
Just when Poe begins to lose hope that they are outnumbered, Lando arrives with an entire host of ships (apparently, the Ghost from Rebels is in that crowd, as is Tantive IV from the opening of New Hope). Even Wedge Antilles is back. But Palpatine is winning against the young couple. He throws Kylo into a pit, “so falls the last Skywalker” (and getting revenge for Anakin’s final act against him), then shoots electricity into the Resistance, causing their ships to fall. Rey murmurs “be with me.” She hears the voices of Jedi past [reprised by their original actors]; Mace Windu, Qui-Gon Jinn, Ashoka, Kanan Jarrus, Anakin Skywalker, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi (both as Ewan McGreggor and Sir Alec Guiness), urging her to rise. “These are your final steps, Rey,” Obi-Wan starts. Anakin tells her to bring balance, like he did. Mace and Yoda both assure her she’s never been alone. “Every Jedi who has ever lived, lives in you,” Qui-Gon tells her. Kanan encourages “in the heart of a Jedi, lies their strength.” And Luke gives her the last words of wisdom: “the Force will be with you, always,” like Obi-Wan told him before blowing the Death Star. [This is the most epic part of the entire movie.] Rey rises up against Palpatine and calls the first saber to her hand. She stands against his onslaught of lightning, bringing the second saber to her hand as well. Palpatine declares “I am all the Sith!” Rey retorts, “and I am all the Jedi.” Palpatine disintegrates in his own lightning. The Resistance can fly again and they hit the fleet hard. Finn and his buddies knock out the command ship. Poe goes after them to rescue Finn, but Lando is faster in the Falcon.
Palpatine’s destruction also brings about the destruction of the Sith temple. Rey collapses and Finn can sense it (it’s been confirmed that Finn is Force-sensitive and that’s what he wanted to tell Rey before they were swallowed in the desert.) But Ben climbs up and crawls over to Rey. He takes her in his arms; she’s limp and her eyes are unseeing. He calms himself and Rey eventually rises again. She’s surprised and touches his face, calling him Ben. They share a kiss and Ben even smiles (he looks better when he smiles). But then Ben falls back. His body disappears, as does Leia’s back at the base [point of reference, not all Jedi do that. Qui-Gon didn’t, Dooku didn’t, Vader didn’t. Probably got something to do with their power in the Force.] Rey flies away and we once again see celebrations on Endor (complete with Wicket), Coruscant, and Jakku.
Back at the base, everyone is hugging. Chewie finally gets a medal. And it is so good to see Rey land Luke’s X-Wing. The trio share an emotional hug (and it’s wonderful.) Rey has one last errand; the Falcon flies over Tatooine again. She finds the old Lars homestead (back where it all started…so heartwarming), wraps up Leia’s and Luke’s sabers and buries them in the sand. She has a new saber made from her old staff, with a yellow blade. An old woman passes by and asks Rey “who are you?” “Rey,” she simply replies. “Rey who?” Luke and Leia’s Force ghosts look on as Rey chooses to name herself “Rey Skywalker.” She’s found her family. The theme plays and we once again look at twin sunsets. (And a magnificent finale theme on the soundtrack; you want to cheer when you hear the original theme play again. I’ll admit The March of the Resistance has grown on me.) And I certainly hope that Rey is not staying on Tatooine long; she needs to get back to her new family with Finn, Poe, and Chewie.
I liked that Finn and Poe got more main action in this film; they felt like side characters in the last one. Yes, Rey is the main character, but it would be bland if she’s the only one who does anything. They all had their own mission in this film and important ones. Poe and Finn work well together and while they’d prefer to have Rey nearby, they can survive without her. In regards to shipping…I know there are wars going on amongst fans; I’m fairly open minded. I did not mind the kiss between Ben and Rey because it was Ben, not Kylo. Totally appropriate considering he just saved her life. And if it was Ben, I could see a relationship between Rey and Ben. It would have been a fun story to see those two grow up together. I’m also okay with Rey paired with Finn or Poe (or both, or Finn and Poe together because they totally give off those vibes. And Finn revealing he senses the Force is a much better reveal than him being in love with Rey because that’s a bit too cliched). The movies are written well enough that there are a lot of options.
My thoughts on Palpatine being the ultimate big bad…it does bring all nine episodes into one arc; he was the big bad of I through VI and with VII, VIII, and IX being a direct continuation of those, it makes some sense. On the other hand, it feels like a bit of a cop out. Though I guess it makes more sense than figuring out a whole new villain, since Snoke was killed in Last Jedi. But it does make one scratch their head because how did he survive the second Death Star? He got thrown down a reactor (or something) and then the thing blew up. Is this one a clone? Was that one a clone? And the whole cloning thing; the universe already proved that stable clones could be produced, so why are Palpatine’s all messed up? Is it the Dark Side of the Force?
On the revelation that Rey is Palpatine’s granddaughter; first, ew. On so many levels. Technically, it makes it a compelling story when Rey won’t turn and instead defeats Palpatine. However, I’d much rather go with the fan theory that she was Obi-Wan’s granddaughter; it would explain her strength in the Force. And give her a connection to the Skywalker clan considering Obi-Wan’s presences in Anakin and Luke’s lives. There was also the theory that she was Leia and Han’s second child, which has some basis in the Extended Legends universe. That would make the kiss at the end of the movie very awkward, but they’ve already gone there once. But, Kylo would know his own sister. Then there was the theory that she was Luke’s daughter (and in the Extended Legends universe, Luke married Mara Jade and had a son, so again, weaving in those elements fan were already familiar with). There is a strong connection between Luke and Rey and she is incredibly strong in the Force; but Kylo’s knowledge is again a sticking point. Some fans would argue that it would make a more compelling story for her parents to be completely unrelated to any of the main characters; there are more Force-sensitive beings out there than just the Skywalker clan. But Anakin did have an incredibly high midi-cholrian count and was destined to bring balance to the Force.
I would have to say this is my favorite of the sequel trilogy. It has the most compelling story and I love all the bits and pieces they brought in from the original trilogy (though someone give Chewie a hug). Gotta smile when Luke raises his X-Wing like Yoda did.
Up Next: I start the Superhero section. I’ll begin with DC, since there is a lot to unpack with Marvel. X-Men will get thrown in the middle. To start, let’s dive into Batman, with the animated series Batman Beyond.
The main cast returns, with Mark Hamill and Andy Serkis having more screen time than the last movie. Billie Lourd (Carrie Fisher’s daughter) has a role as Lieutenant Connix as well. Laura Dern (Marmee March in the 2019 Little Women amongst dozens of other movies) is Vice Admiral Holdo. And if the captain of the First Order ship at the beginning looks familiar, that is Mark Lewis Jones, who has appeared in Merlin, Game of Thrones, Master and Commander, The Other Boleyn Girl, and Robin Hood.
We are informed that the First Order has taken military control of the galaxy and plans to wipe out the Resistance. Leia is still certain that Luke will return and bring hope to the galaxy. The Resistance is fleeing their last base when a Dreadnought ship appears. A single light fighter [like in the original film] goes against the massive ship, piloted by Poe. He’s able to take out the canons since he is too small and too close for their other weapons to hit, and still has time to joke with Hux. This is supposed to pave the way for the rest of his squad to come in and bomb the Dreadnought. His disobeys Leia’s orders and loses all of his bombers. The last one manages to drop their payload, but falls into the resulting explosion. They did manage to destroy the Dreadnought, but it came at a great cost.
Nevertheless, Snoke is disappointed with Hux. Snoke is also disappointed with Kylo Ren; he has too much of his father’s heart in him. He keeps Hux around because he can be manipulated into a sharp tool. But Kylo; Snoke sensed the raw, untamed power within him, in combination with the potential of his bloodline. He could have been a new Vader. Snoke fears he is mistaken. “You’re no Vader. You’re just a child in a mask.” Kylo destroys the mask. His new task is to snuff out hope in the galaxy, alive because the seed of the Jedi lives.
The Resistance thinks they have gotten away. Finn wakes up and finds Poe, but he’s more concerned with “where is Rey?” Leia slaps Poe and demotes him. He needs to learn that “you can’t solve everything by hoping in an X-Wing and blowing something up.” Then they receive word that the First Order has found them. Poe immediately asks “permission to jump in an X-Wing and blow something up?” Permission granted. Poe doesn’t make it into the hanger before Kylo Ren blows it up. Kylo senses Leia and does not fire. His troops do not hesitate to blow the bridge. Leia floats into space, but she uses the Force to bring herself back on board. She is unconscious and needs time to heal.
Meanwhile, Rey attempts to get Luke to train her. Well, her first argument is that the Resistance needs him. That’s after Luke accepts his lightsaber from Rey and throws it over his shoulder. His X-Wing is underwater. [Fun note, the Pogs were created because puffins are prevalent on Skellig Michael and to digitally remove them from every scene would be impossible. Thus, we get cute Pogs!] Rey eventually has Chewie break in Luke’s door in demand of seeing him. Luke is initially happy to see his old friend and hear that the Falcon is nearby. Then he asks “where’s Han?” [there is a deleted scene that should have been kept of Luke mourning his brother-in-law.] Luke tells Rey to go away. She won’t leave without him. So she gets to watch his daily routine (including a weird milking scene that could have been deleted instead).
But Rey begins to hear something. She wanders the island and finds old books – the original Jedi texts. Luke finally asks “who are you?” Rey feels she knows the place from her dreams. Luke now wonders why Leia sent Rey specifically to him. Rey wants to learn, but Luke refuses to teach. “It’s time for the Jedi to die.” That is, until Luke visits the Falcon alone and finds R2. R2 tries to convince him. Luke retorts “nothing can make me change my mind.” Then R2 shows him Leia’s message from all those years ago: “help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Low blow, but it works.
I’ll admit, the bit with Luke and the palm branch “do you feel it? Oh, you must be very strong!” while training Rey was funny. When Luke tells her to reach out, she needs to reach out with her feelings. The Force is not just something to lift rocks and control people. It is balance and energy between everything and inside of you. And it does not just belong to the Jedi. He’s a bit impressed with Rey’s training with the lightsaber, until she cuts a rock in two. However, when Rey senses a dark pit on the island, she doesn’t heed Luke’s warning to stay away. She dives right in, attempting to discover what it is it wants to tell her. Luke is troubled; he sensed that same power in Ben Solo. Rey realizes that Luke has cut himself off from the Force. He tells her that when you strip away the mythology of the Jedi, their legacy is failure. At the height of their power, they allowed Darth Sidious to rise and destroy them, and create the Empire. It was Sidious who was responsible for Darth Vader. Rey argues that a Jedi, Luke, brought Vader back.
Luke recalls that yes, there was balance for a time after the defeat of Vader. Luke became a legend in the galaxy. And he feels he became arrogant. He thought he could teach the next generation of Jedi. He thought he could teach his nephew. But Ben ultimately betrayed him and slaughtered his school. Luke blames himself. Like the Jedi of the Old Republic, he failed. Rey argues that Luke was not the one who failed; Ben failed him. She vows not to fail Luke.
She also discovers a connection to Kylo Ren. They can see each other, but not their surroundings. Kylo attempts at the beginning to force her to tell him where Luke is, but realizes it won’t work. It is Kylo who wonders why there is a connection. He even agrees with Rey when she calls him a monster. During one of their conversations, he’s shirtless, which unsettles Rey a bit. She asks him “why did you hate your father?” Kylo admits he didn’t hate him, but won’t answer why he killed him. Instead, he muses on how Rey is constantly searching for parents. And she finds those figures first in Han and now in Luke. But did Luke tell her the truth? Kylo tells her that Luke sensed his power and feared it. He tried to murder his nephew. Kylo tells Rey “let the past die, kill it if you have it. It is the only way to become who you were meant to be.” In return, Rey admits to Kylo what she saw in the cave (a very weird mirror universe) and she tried to see her parents, but it didn’t work. She comforts Kylo that they are not alone. It’s not too late for Kylo. Their hands reach out for each other. Their fingers touch. And Luke walks in.
Luke and Rey fight. Rey pulls out the lightsaber and demands an answer. Did Luke try to murder Ben? Luke elaborates; he had sensed that Snoke had turned Ben’s heart. He saw Ben’s future, saw him destroy everything Luke had fought for, and for a brief moment, Luke was tempted to end the threat. That moment passed and he was left with shame and the consequences. The last Luke saw of Ben was the eyes of a frightened boy. That is why Ben saw Luke raise his lightsaber. Then Ben reacted and everything went to pot. Luke warns Rey when she wants to go to Ben and attempt to save him “this is not going to go how you think.” Rey leaves on the Falcon.
The ghost of Yoda appears when Luke attempts to burn the sacred tree and texts. But Luke can’t bring himself to do it. So Yoda calls down lightning and ignites the tree. Luke even tries to save the texts, but Yoda laughs. So Yoda must agree, it is time for the Jedi Order to end. No, it’s time for Luke to look past a pile of books. It has always been the way of things for the students to grow beyond the master. Luke must pass on what he knows, Yoda instructs. “Greatest teacher, failure is.”
Back with the Resistance, Vice Admiral Holdo takes command. Finn doesn’t intend to stick around long enough to find out what her plan is; his plan is to leave and find Rey and keep her safe. But a young woman named Rose stops him. Together, they realized that the First Order managed to track them through lightspeed, which should be impossible. But they could only be using the lead ship. There’s a way to disable the tracker. They tell Poe the plan and he contacts Maz for help. She sends Finn and Rose after a master code breaker. They check out an upscale casino, then managed to get arrested. They meet another criminal hacker and during their escape, free some animals and destroy the casino, giving the poor locals hope. When Finn and Rose are delayed, Poe confronts Holdo about her lack of plan, then takes command in order to buy his friends more time. Leia wakes up in time to take the bridge back from Poe and stun him. In actuality, she and Holdo like Poe. Holdo’s plan all along was to get the last of the Resistance to a hidden Rebel base. The First Order wouldn’t track the small cruisers. She’s staying aboard the larger carrier to keep up the decoy.
Many of the characters all end up on Snoke’s ship. Finn, Rose, and BB-8 are aboard to turn off the tracker. They are instead caught by Captain Phasma, finding out that their criminal “friend” double-crossed them and they are almost executed. That’s going on while Rey attempts to turn Ben. “You don’t have to do this. I feel the conflict within you.” (Reusing dialogue from Return of the Jedi). She’s seen the future where Ben does not bow to Snoke. Ben has seen a different future, where Rey is the one who will turn. They appear before Snoke, who calls Ben his good and faithful apprentice. Snoke sensed that as Kylo grew stronger in the Dark Side, he equal would grow in the Light. So Snoke bridged their minds and planted bait. And Rey was not wise enough to resists it.
Similar to Return of the Jedi, Rey witnesses the destruction of the Resistance fleet and calls Kylo’s lightsaber to her. Snoke senses that Rey holds the spirit of a true Jedi. And that is why she must be destroyed. He calls upon Kylo, the heir apparent to Vader, to kill her. Rey still holds hope. Snoke disabuses her of that notion; he cannot be betrayed or beaten. He can see Kylo’s every thought and even now, he turns his lightsaber to kill his true enemy. And Kylo did that. He turned Luke’s lightsaber next to Snoke and cuts him in two. Ben and Rey fight the guards off together (also catching the room on fire); Rey even tosses her lightsaber to Ben when he’s disarmed. She begs Ben to come with her when they’re finished. Ben in turns asks Rey to stay; together, they can rule and create a new order. Let the past, all of it; Sith, Jedi, Skywalker, Snoke, die. He knows that Rey’s parents were nobodies. That would make Rey a nobody. But not to him. “Join me.” Rey won’t. They Force-fight for Luke’s lightsaber and it ultimately breaks in two, knocking them out.
When Snoke’s ship starts firing on the transports, Holdo turns the cruiser and jumps to lightspeed through the ship. Finn gets a showdown with Captain Phasma, who then falls to her death. Finn and Rose manage to escape with BB-8 (who has managed to get ahold of an AT-ST!) The transport with Leia and Poe manages to make it to the base, where Finn and Rose crash land. (Yes, Poe is happy to see them, but he wants his droid back.) They put a call out for help. In the meantime, there is a battering ram cannon that will eventually make it through their door. A final stand then. The Resistance is bolstered when the Millennium Falcon comes to their aid (Rey is safely aboard with Chewie, and a few Pogs). Hux has saved Kylo, though not willingly. Kylo declares himself the new Supreme Leader and leads Hux’s army. Kylo now demands “blow that piece of junk out of the sky!” (meaning the Falcon). Finn informs his friends that the New Order hates the Falcon.
The Resistance fighters are picked off. Poe orders them to retreat, but Finn insists he has to take out the cannon; the New Order cannot win. He continues with his suicide run until Rose knocks him out of the way. She tells him that they will win by saving what they love, not be fighting what they hate. She gives him a gentle kiss and passes out. The cannon did its work and Kylo orders Hux to advance. No quarter will be given and no prisoners taken (Kylo knows his mother is in there; he does not hesitate now). The Resistance fears that no help is coming; the galaxy has lost hope, the spark has gone out. Then a cloaked figure enters and kneels before Leia. It’s Luke. He apologizes to his sister, but that is not necessary; she’s glad he’s here at the end [and that is so poignant given that Carrie Fisher passed away before this movie was released]. Luke tells her that he is here to face Kylo, but he can’t save him. She knows her son is gone.
Everyone watches Luke walk out. Kylo orders every gun fire on that man, even shouting “more!” Hux calls it off. But Luke is still standing. Kylo steps down to face him, and Luke admits that he is not here to save Kylo’s soul. They duel, though notice that Luke dodges Kylo’s lightsaber strikes. Meanwhile, Poe realizes that Luke is serving as a distraction; he’s stalling so they can escape. They follow the crystal foxes for a way out. When they get there, rocks are blocking their way. But the Falcon is there and Rey lifts the rocks and rushes people onboard. Luke cautions Kylo that if he strikes him down in anger, he will always be with him, just like his father. Luke is not the last of the Jedi. Kylo runs Luke through. And finds out that Luke is a Force projection. Luke is meditating on his island and collapses. When he gets back up, he opens himself up to the Force, one last time. He disappears and his cloak falls. Kylo is not pleased to find the base deserted when he finally walks in. He “sees” Rey one last time, before she shuts the door on the Falcon. (Oh, she’s also hidden the Jedi texts on there.) She has a conversation with Leia; they both sensed that Luke is gone, but he was at peace. They will rebuild the rebellion.
Overall, not terribly interested in the side quest, because honestly, it wasn’t needed. It was just some action for the characters to do when we weren’t focused on Rey, Kylo, and Luke. And technically, if you think about it, if Finn and Rose hadn’t met that criminal, he couldn’t have double crossed them, thus allowing the First Order to target the small cruisers taking the Resistance to their base. The story felt disjointed; yes, everything came together at the end, but it was clearly three separate stories going on. This is repeating elements of Empire Strikes Back, with Rey training with Luke, and Han and Leia facing off with Vader. But Vader was using Han and Leia as bait for Luke.
And we have to wonder where did Snoke fall in the whole timeline of Sidious turning Anakin and the rise of the Empire and eventual fall? There is a very famous “Rule of Two” amongst the Sith, that there is only ever a master and an apprentice. (Hence why Dooku became the apprentice after Maul was killed and Dooku had to die in order for Anakin to become Sidious’s apprentice. Though in the Legends universe, there were other Force-sensitive students of Palpatine, but maybe they were not considered true apprentices?)
What I do like is the examination of the Jedi and the dichotomy between Rey and Ben/Kylo (he’s Ben when he’s good, Kylo when he’s bad). They’re both fighting for a place to belong. Again, we want Rey to succeed in turning Ben back to the Light. And it almost works for a minute! Then Kylo has to be stupid and vote for power. That last scene between Rey and Kylo, when Rey shuts the door, I thought “she has the life you would have.”
The first of the sequel trilogy. We’re introduced to Daisy Ridley as Rey, Oscar Isaac (he was Prince John in Robin Hood with Russell Crowe) as Poe Dameron, John Boyega as Finn, and Adam Driver as Kylo Ren. Domhnall Gleeson (eldest son Bill of the Weasley family in Harry Potter) is General Hux, Lupita Nyong’o (Nakia in Black Panther) voices Maz Kanata, Andy Serkis (Gollum in Lord of the Rings and Hobbit, as well as making an appearance in Black Panther…and apparently in the new Batman movie coming out) is Supreme Leader Snoke. Gwendolyn Christie (Brienne of Tarth in Game of Thrones) is under the helmet of Captain Phasma. Also from Robin Hood and Game of Thrones is Max von Sydow (he was Sir Walter Loxley in Robin Hood and the Three-Eyed Raven in Game of Thrones) as Lor San Tekka. Familiar faces from other franchises include Simon Pegg (Scotty in Star Trek) is Unkar Plutt and Kiran Shah (he’s been scale doubles in Lord of the Rings and Hobbit, and Ginarrbrik in The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe) is Teedo. Warwick Davis also pops up and yes, Daniel Craig hides out as one of the stormtroopers. Anthony Daniels returns as C-3PO, Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca, and the old gang of Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, and Mark Hamill is back together (I find it interesting in the ending credits that they appear first) …and honestly, this is why I watched. J.J. Abrams of the NuStar Trek films directed this film.
The film opens with “Luke Skywalker has vanished.” (That certainly catches our attention.) “In his absences, the sinister FIRST ORDER has risen from the ashes of the Empire and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi [thought he was first of the new as of the end of Return of the Jedi? Wasn’t that the whole point? And fans know there are others out there!] has been destroyed.” General Leia Organa [pretty sure there should be a “Solo” in there] leads the brave RESITANCE with the support of the Republic and hopes to “find Luke and restore peace and justice to the galaxy.” [Pretty sure they already did that.] Anyways, a pilot is sent to Jakku [a desert planet, cause there’s more than Tatooine] to find and old ally who has a clue to Luke’s whereabouts. We continue the trend to open a Star Wars movie with a large ship. And we still have stormtroopers, though their helmets have changed a little (and now a car mimics that).
We’re introduced to the BB-8 droid who brings us to the pilot speaking to an old man. With no Jedi, he cautions, there is no balance to the Force [um, wasn’t that solved by the whole Anakin/Vader storyline? Seriously, why is this an issue?] The old man gives the pilot an information stick and warns him to leave. The First Order has arrived. And lays waste to the village, led by a black-robed figure. We do see one trooper get startled and not fire on the village. The pilot attempts to escape, but his ship is damaged. The information is given to BB-8 and the pilot is captured. The old man (Lor San Tekka) stands up to the dark figure; he knew him before he took the name Kylo Ren, he was not originally from the Dark Side. He cannot deny the truth of his family (hint hint). However, he is impaled by a red lightsaber.
We follow the new stormtrooper as they return to a Star Destroyer and briefly meet his female captain. We can already sense he is not like most stormtroopers and are later rewarded when he breaks the pilot out, after interrogation with Kylo Ren. Kylo and the Frist Order, led by General Hux, start hunting for the BB-8 unit.
Which is still on Jakku and meets a young scavenger. There is a crashed Star Destroyer and AT-AT on the planet and the young woman wears an old Rebel helmet at times. She rescues BB-8 and won’t sell him even when she would be given more food. But, someone calls in that the droid is on the planet and events really kick off. The pilot, Poe, and the trooper, now named Finn manage to escape, but soon after crash back on Jakku. They’re separated and we fear Poe is dead. So now Finn is taking up the mission to find the BB-8 unit…well, mainly he wants to get away from the First Order. But he literally runs into the young woman, Rey, and BB-8. And they keep running when troopers land. They need to get off planet and the garbage ship will have to do. Turns out the “garbage ship” is the Millennium Falcon [and fans cheer!]. Finn and Rey work well together to escape the First Order. Finn doesn’t admit to Rey that he’s a former stormtrooper and plays along with being from the Resistance. Then they’re captured. By Han and Chewie [more cheers and just about the best scene of the film! Cue old theme!] “We’re home,” Han tells his old friend.
They discover Finn and Rey and then have to escape from trouble that followed Han (that hasn’t changed). Finn knows Han as the Rebellion general and war hero. Rey knows him as a smuggler (he’s both, and we love him for it). Rey proves very useful onboard the Falcon, though when she asks Han if his plan will work, he retorts “I never ask that until after I’ve done it.” The information still gets back to the First Order and the Falcon races off. Han fills in a few questions. Luke was training the new generation of Jedi when one betrayed him. He felt responsible and so he hid [not a smart or wise move, Luke], under the guise of looking for the first Jedi Temple. Han has also come around to the Force; he used to disbelieve, but he saw too many things. So yes, he will help Finn and Rey. He even offers Rey a job, but she counters with the need to return to Jakku.
Within the First Order, Hux and Kylo report to Supreme Leader Snoke (well, the giant hologram of him). Snoke tells Hux to use their new weapon on the Republic. His conversation with Kylo centers on the concern of new Jedi rising. “There’s been an awakening.” And acknowledgement that Han Solo is the father of Kylo Ren. Kylo apparently turned to the Dark Side to honor his grandfather, Darth Vader. He even dug up Vader’s old, mishappened helmet from the funeral pyre on Endor [dude! Did you learn nothing?!]. We hear a few notes of the old Imperial theme and Kylo Ren vows to finish what Vader started.
Han takes his young companions to Maz Kanata. She jokes that Chewie is her boyfriend (which is adorable), but is intrigued by Han’s companions. Finn just wants to outrun the First Order and walks away (and two separate side characters inform both the Resistance and the First Order). Maz is more interested in Rey. She has seen darkness with the Sith, the Empire, and the First Order (and we wonder how old she is and if she’s Force-sensitive). All must fight. When Rey hears a child’s voice, she wanders down an old hallway and finds a chest. It’s calling to her. Inside the chest is a lightsaber. Rey sees and hears the past [this scene is also very cool; though it also calls into question, how does Maz have Anakin/Luke’s old lightsaber, the one he lost with his hand on Cloud City? But we do get to hear Alec Guiness and Ewan McGregor for a second]. Rey does not want the lightsaber, even when Maz tells her that the people she is looking for are not returning to Jakku.
Their discussion is interrupted by the arrival of the First Order. Hux has stirred them into a frenzy [very reminiscent of Hitler]. He claims that the Republic will fall [already tried that] and they have a new weapon, even bigger than the Death Star [cause that worked so well the last time…and honestly, that bit confuses me]. Finn takes the lightsaber from Maz and faces some of his old friends. Rey runs into the forest and BB-8 follows her. She sends the droid into hiding so the First Order can’t get ahold of the map he holds. Finn, Han, and Chewie are briefly captured, but the Resistance is to the rescue (led by Poe, hurray)! [The music is similar to the bit the occurs in the Attack of the Clones soundtrack where we pan over the clones before the Imperial March kicks in…I’ve obviously listened to the soundtracks too much, but it’s a nice tie-in to the prequel trilogy and a very “good guy” sound].
But Kylo finds Rey in the forest. He senses that she has seen the map, so he takes her. Finn sees them briefly, but can’t get to them. Leia arrives with the Resistance and reunites with Han [and I’d really like to know how exactly things broke up]. Chewie comes up and gives her a hug. Han admits that he saw him; he saw their son. BB-8 is happily reunited with Poe, as is Finn. Those two even exchange a hug [release the shippers!] The Resistance begins their plans. Finn says he knows the base that Rey was taken to. Han is trying to help, but Leia doesn’t quite believe him (she doesn’t count the Death Star). We get a glimpse of R2, but 3PO doesn’t have much hope of him waking up, the droid shut down after Luke left.
Han and Leia continue their conversation. Han feels there is too much Vader in their son. Leia hoped that Luke could train him; however, she should have never sent him away because she ended up losing both her son and her husband. It seems that when their son turned, the couple split and they both went back to what they knew. But they haven’t been truly happy since. And much like her brother, Leia believes that Kylo can be saved; and Han is the one to do it. He’s the boy’s father.
We see Kylo take his mask off and he’s not disfigured; he doesn’t wear it for the reason that Anakin/Vader did. However, he most likely wears it to hide his true identity and a black mask with a deep voice is intimidating, Vader proved that. Kylo tries to persuade Rey to give him the information he seeks. He could take it by Force (literally), but he’s also trying to bring Rey to the Dark Side. Rey uses her burgeoning powers (she has to be Force sensitive to sense Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber and to have Jedi from the past speak to her) to read that Kylo is afraid he will never be as strong as Vader. Snoke instructs Kylo to bring Rey to him to teach [just like Sidious/Palpatine instructed Vader to bring Luke.] Rey is able to influence a stormtrooper [Daniel Craig] in freeing her and escaping on her own (you go girl!)
Han takes Finn to the First Order base [which is a planet, somehow? Powered by the sun? Still so confused] in hopes of destroying it while the Resistance fleet follows, much like a Death Star run. Leia hugs Han goodbye; she hates watching him leave, but she asks him to bring home their son (and we’re treated to a reprise of their theme, yay). Han crashes the Falcon a bit and Kylo senses his father has arrived. And then throws a tantrum when he realizes Rey has escaped. However, Finn’s true plan was just to rescue Rey. But he figures they can “use the Force.” Han bites back “that’s not how the Force works.” [Ok, that part is funny.] They end up capturing Captain Phasma and bring down the shields. Han suggests putting her down a garbage chute and through a trash compactor [also funny]. But Rey’s got everything under control. The guys find her and they decide to stay and blow up the base. “Escape now. Hug later,” Han tells the young people.
Kylo meets up with his father. And turns out his name is actually Ben. Han tells him to take off his mask and show him his son’s face. Kylo retorts that Ben is gone, he was weak and foolish like his father (and he had remarked to Rey earlier that Han would disappoint her as a father…I really want to know what happened while they were a family). Han tries to get Ben to see sense; Snoke is only using him and he’ll dispose of him one his use is completed. Kylo insists it is too late. Han tells his son, “no, come home.” And the young man is so confused; he has tears in his eyes and he feels like he’s being torn apart. All is wants is to be free of the pain. “I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.” He asks his father for help and Han answers “yes, anything.” And Ben drops the mask and holds out his lightsaber to his father. Han steps closer….And Kylo runs him through. Chewie shouts. Rey cries out. Leia senses her husband’s death.
But they must complete their mission. The detonators go off and the base begins to crumble. The Resistance fleet hits it. Kylo goes after Rey and Finn. Rey calls him a monster and Kylo knocks her out. Finn takes up the lightsaber again. Kylo feels it belongs to him, he wants it back. They duel for a minute, but Kylo is better trained and burns Finn’s shoulder and slices his back. Rey is back up and there is a Force face-off between her and Kylo for the blue lightsaber (and we hear the Force theme). Rey wins and attacks. Kylo is wounded but still tries to turn Rey; she needs a teacher, she doesn’t understand this power she has. She attacks again and manages to strike Kylo and scar his face. Before she can wield a final blow, the planet begins to break apart and a gulf erupts between them (also very metaphorical.) She runs back to Finn and Chewie rescues them in the Falcon. They lead Poe and the other pilots away from the explosion. Kylo has survived and Hux retrieves him per Snoke’s orders. Snoke will complete Kylo’s training.
Back with the Resistance, R2 has woken up. He has the rest of the map, so with BB-8’s piece, they have a complete route to Luke. Leia sends Rey; an echo of A New Hope theme from the end of Revenge of the Sith plays as Leia wishes her “May the Force be with you.” Chewie and Rey take the Falcon to a series of islands [actually the Skellig islands in Ireland, a UNESCO World Heritage site and they had to get special permission to film…also, that seemed like a short lightspeed trip]. Rey climbs up one to a cloaked figure and holds out the lightsaber. The figure turns around with a metallic hand; it is Luke. The Force theme swells, then switches to the main theme and credits roll.
My main issue with The Force Awakens and the sequel trilogy as a whole is that it recycles so much of the original trilogy. It takes place thirty years after the Empire fell; why have things not changed or gotten better? And if the New Republic opposes the First Order, why is there the need for the Resistance? Isn’t that redundant? The prequel trilogy at least had a different story line. And more awesome music. It’s great to hear the familiar themes after a decade, but Phantom Menace brough us Duel of the Fates. There’s no new signature piece for Force Awakens. Still love John Williams (and super stoked that he may be writing the music for the Kenobi series, which I eagerly await…that is about the only new Star Wars show I plan on watching [considering I don’t have time to re-watch shows I love and I still need to catch up on Marvel, Star Wars falls to the wayside]).
There are admittedly elements of the film that I liked. I like that the lead is a female. I think the young stars performed well. I loved seeing Han again, but I wished we could have seen the other two a bit more. Luke and Han don’t get to reunite. However, this is supposed to introduce the new generation, so they should be the focus. You should check out Jill Bearup’s video on YouTube about the fight between Finn, Kylo, and Rey (her videos are just awesome in general). For a minute, I truly thought that Kylo would turn back to the Light and I think it still could have worked story-wise, that Han’s love as a father could bring his son back. It worked the other direction, though admittedly it took several films. And this technically makes sense story wise as well; just, seeing Han die made me sad, it truly was a shock the first time. Harrison’s been asking for it since Empire Strikes Back; at least he played a good-sized role in this film. I also appreciate that some elements from the former Expanded Universe are used in the sequels; such as a son of Han and Leia’s turning to the Dark Side. In the books, it was Jacen, twin of Jania. He also leads Ben Skywalker to the Dark Side. Though, I have to shout “have you learned nothing?!” Like, how do you not know that this is a bad idea?
Next Time:The Last Jedi [I cannot keep these straight]
The film was originally planned to be titled Revenge of the Jedi, but George Lucas decided that revenge was not the Jedi way. That title got recycled as Revenge of the Sith, because revenge is definitely the way of the Sith. Warwick Davis (Professor Flitwick and Griphook in Harry Potter; he was in an episode of Merlin; Nikabrik in Prince Caspian) joins as Wicket [he was eleven years old]. Kenny Baker (R2) joins as another Ewok. And my apologies, I forgot to mention in the previous write-up that Billy Dee Williams is the rascal Lando Calrissian.
While the Empire builds another Death Star (because the last one worked out so well), Vader arrives to put them back on schedule and announces that Emperor Palpatine himself will be joining him. Luke returns to Tatooine to stage his rescue of Han and sends C-3PO and R2-D2 to Jabba’s palace. His message gives them as gifts to Jabba and they are put to work. Then a bounty hunter shows up with Chewie to collect the bounty. They haggle over price and the bounty hunter wins when he threatens to blow everyone up with a thermal detonator. Turns out, the bounty hunter is Leia, who sneaks down to free Han from carbonite in the evening. Han is temporarily blind due to hibernation sickness, but he recognizes Leia’s voice when she says “someone who loves you.” But their reunion is interrupted by Jabba. He imprisons Han with Chewie and takes Leia as a slave (complete with impractical attire). Han is a bit disbelieving when Chewie informs that Luke has a plan; “Luke’s crazy! He can’t even take care of himself, let alone rescue anybody.” Luke shows up the next day dressed in all black (interesting style choice) to once again barter for his friends, introducing himself as a Jedi Knight and using their tricks. But mind tricks won’t work on the Hutts and so Jabba dumps Luke into a rancor pit (and that this is creepy). Luke’s still got his old tricks and throws a rock at the controls to bring the gate down on the creature. The gang is all back together and Jabba sentences Luke, Han, and Chewie to death in the Sarlacc pit.
When Luke is about to be pushed into the pit, he salutes R2, who ejects his new green lightsaber, and Luke flips into action (cue hero theme!). Lando gets to take his mask off, but falls overboard while fighting, so Han and Chewie try their best to rescue him. Han even inadvertently knocks Boba Fett off the barge and into the pit (he survived somehow, and that was even before these new shows started coming out). Leia seizes the opportunity, and her chain, and chokes Jabba to death. Luke boards to rescue her and they swing away as they blow up the sail barge (call back to A New Hope). Luke returns to Dagobah to complete his training, but Yoda is dying. “When 900 years old, you reach, look as good, you will not,” he comments. He also tells the young man that he has all the knowledge he needs to become a Jedi Knight, except he must complete his destiny and confront Vader. Luke insists he needs to know if Vader was telling the truth. Yes, Yoda admits, Vader is Luke’s father; and the wizened Master repeats his warning about the Dark Side. Do not underestimate the Emperor, or Luke will suffer the same fate as his father. Yoda’s final words to Luke are “there is another Skywalker.”
Obi-Wan pays another visit to Luke and the young man questions him why he didn’t tell him the truth. Obi-Wan’s argument is that the young man he trained, Anakin Skywalker was destroyed by Vader when he fell to the Dark Side; so it was the truth from a certain point of view. “You’re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.” [You could write an entire article on how true that is; no, I’m not volunteering at this point, but I think I tried back in college. I don’t think it turned out well, since I don’t remember] Obi-Wan urges Luke to complete the task that he could not (when we go back to the prequels, Obi-Wan argues with Yoda that he cannot kill Anakin). Luke replies that he cannot kill his own father [maybe Obi-Wan was hoping that if Luke lacked an emotional connection to Vader, it would make the task easier]. Obi-Wan confesses that yes, Luke has a twin sister; they were split up and hidden for their protection from both Vader and the Emperor. Luke can sense that Leia is his sister. Obi-Wan’s final warning is for Luke to bury his feelings; they do him credit, but they can be used against him.
The Emperor boards the Death Star and counsels Vader that young Skywalker will come to him. When he does, Vader is to bring the young man to the Emperor and together they will turn him. Everything is proceeding as he has foreseen. However, later, the Emperor cannot sense when Luke is near, not like Vader can. Palpatine is wondering if Vader’s feelings are clouding his judgment, but insists that Luke’s compassion for his father will be his undoing.
The Rebels prepare for their final attack. Word has gotten to them that the Death Star is not complete and even better, the Emperor is aboard. This is the perfect time. Lando is now a general and is tasked with leading the attack on the Death Star to blow it up (again). Han is also a general now and is tasked with leading the forces on the forest moon of Endor to knock out the shield generator. Leia quickly volunteers to accompany him, as does Luke when he shows up. Han insists that Lando take the Millennium Falcon, it’s the fastest ship in the fleet. Though he has a strange notion he may not see his beloved ship again and makes Lando promise, not a scratch.
There is almost a slight hiccough while the Empire delays granting the stolen ship’s request to land. And Han’s helpful instruction to Chewie is to “fly casual.” They run into a bit trouble on the moon when they find some troopers scouting the forest. Leia and Luke go after two of them and speed through the forest. They’re separated and only Luke makes it back to Han. Now they go searching for Leia. Leia, in the meantime, has met the cute natives of the world, Ewoks (specifically Wicket, but they’re never named on screen). Wicket helps her escape from more troopers and takes her back to his village.
Chewie gets the men caught in a net (“always thinking with your stomach!”) and they’re surrounded by Ewoks as well. Who believe that 3PO is a god. And “it would be against my programming to impersonate a deity,” the fuss bucket tells Han. So Han, Chewie, and Luke are carted off to the village as well. Luke uses a Force trick to mimic “magic” and get the Ewoks to set them free before Han can be roasted for dinner. Leia and Han share a brief kiss and later, 3PO entertains the tribe with a brief retelling of their tale, complete with sound effects. This gains them membership into the tribe, and some help. Luke steps out and Leia follows. Luke reveals that he can sense Vader is near; Leia urges him to run away. He also reveals that Vader is his father and furthermore, the Force runs strong in his family; his father has it, he has it, and his sister. Leia muses that she had sensed a connection as well. Luke wants to try to save Vader; he can still sense good in him. They part with a kiss on the cheek. Which Han witnesses. But Leia can’t tell him what she’s learned, but begs for Han to hold her.
Luke turns himself in to Vader, accepting the truth that Vader is his father. Well, that Anakin Skywalker was his father. Vader retorts that “that name no longer has any meaning.” He examines his son’s new green lightsaber and declares his skills are complete. But the Emperor will finish his training, in the Dark Side. Luke cannot underestimate it; Vader must obey his master. Luke even asks Vader to come away with him. He tells his father “I will not turn and you will be forced to kill me.” He feels the conflict within his father. Vader insists it is too late for him. And he still takes Luke to the Emperor. Luke tells Vader “my father is truly dead.”
The Rebels begin their space attack, but it’s taking a bit of time for Han and his team to get into the shield bunker. The Ewoks create a distraction by taking one of the speeder bikes. They make it a few steps in, except there are reinforcements. (There is the notion amongst the fans that the older guy in Han’s attack group is actually Rex, who we know and love from the Clone Wars series.) This is all a trap for the Rebels, laid by the Emperor. Palpatine taunts Luke with the knowledge and urges him to strike him down in anger and descend into the Dark Side. Luke retorts “your overconfidence is your weakness.” “And your faith in your friends is yours,” Palpatine hisses.
But the Ewoks are clever creatures and attack the invading Imperials. They have primitive weapons and for a while, things look bad. But once Chewie helps a few Ewoks take control of an AT-ST (All Terrain Scout Transport), they gain momentum. They use ropes to spin a speeder around a tree and clothesline another trooper. Logs crush one of the walkers [Mythbusters tested this and it worked]. But this is still taking time and Lando urges Admiral Ackbar to give Han more time. And the fighters unfortunately discover that the Death Star is fully operational when it blows up a large cruiser. So they have to take on the Star Destroyers first.
Luke can’t take more of watching his friends die, so he calls his lightsaber and aims for the Emperor. His blade crosses with Vader’s red one and the Emperor chuckles. Then begins another duel between father and son [and the best one of the original trilogy]. But Luke stops fighting his father. Vader doesn’t hold back long, even as Luke repeats he feels the conflict within. Eventually, his thoughts drift back to his friends, and to his sister. Vader was unaware there was a second child. Perhaps she will turn easier than her brother. This enrages Luke and he aggressively attacks, eventually knocking Vader down and slashing at him until he cuts off a hand. He sees the wires in Vader’s limb, similar to his. Palpatine laughs. Luke’s hate has made him powerful. Now, strike down Vader and become Palpatine’s new apprentice (see how loyal he is to Vader? He did this with Dooku, if you recall. This is the problem with the Sith, always backstabbing, completely untrustworthy the lot of them). “Never,” declares Luke and throws his lightsaber to the side (bad move). “You failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.” Palpatine cackles again and shoots lightning at Luke.
Han and Leia have victory on the moon and blow up the shield (reversing the “I love you”/ “I know” lines, which is adorable). Now Lando and the fighters can launch their attack. Wedge is leader of Red squadron and accompanies Lando. Luke pleads “father, please.” Vader studies Palpatine and when his master declares “now young Skywalker, you will die,” he shouts “No!” and picks up the maniac. Lightning surrounds the two and Vader tosses the Sith Lord down the shaft. Lando and Wedge’s shots ring true and the Death Star begins its’ destruction. But Vader’s last stand has cost him. His wheezing is worse and by the time Luke drags him to a shuttle Vader asks his son to help him take this mask off. He knows he will die, “just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.” Anakin has aged, but the scars remain from his last battle. The Imperial theme plays softly in the background, no longer menacing. Luke pleads he has to save his father. “You already have. Tell your sister, you were right,” and Anakin Skywalker breathes his last. Luke pilots them out in time.
Leia and Han watch the Death Star explode and Han is quick to assure Leia that Luke wasn’t on it. She knows. Very well, he won’t get in the way of the two of them when Luke returns. No, it’s not like that, Leia reassures Han. Luke is her brother. Han gets a delightfully puzzled look on his face and has the most adorable realization after Leia kisses him. He kisses back enthusiastically, until Wicket interrupts them. The Ewok horns herald the celebrations, though Luke gives Anakin a funeral pyre alone. We catch glimpses of Cloud City, Tatooine, Naboo (I’m glad they added Naboo), and Coruscant, where a statue is toppled. Everyone hugs and Leia and Han cuddle. Luke glances to the side and see the Force ghosts of both Yoda and Obi-Wan, then joined by Anakin (the new editions use Hayden Christensen, though I kind of agree they should have used the older Anakin from the original release; they used older Obi-Wan. If you’re going to use Hayden, then use Ewan and heck, throw in Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon.)
A happy ending! The evil Emperor is destroyed, his henchman is gone, and our heroes are one big happy family.
The story continues “officially” with the sequel trilogy in 2015. However, before that, fans had the Extended Universe, now called Legends [because Lucas had to throw all that development out the window]. As I’ve stated, this was how I got into Star Wars. I’ve already mentioned the Jedi Apprentice series by Jude Watson and Dave Wolverton, detailing Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan’s adventures while Obi-Wan was a Padawan (including how they were almost not paired up). Truce at Bakura literally picks up where Return of the Jedi ends, Luke is undergoing treatment from his exposure to Force lightning when they receive a distress call (Han and Leia are looking for alone time and don’t get it because there’s always something going on). Our heroes answer and meet a new race of aliens and Leia begins forging peace between the Rebellion and the Empire (Luke almost dies, again; he needs a vacation). There’s The Courtship of Princess Leia (self-explanatory) where Han and Leia make it official.
Timothy Zahn brings us the epic trilogy of Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command. He introduces Grand Admiral Thrawn (the only non-human Grand Admiral and he’s appeared in Star Wars: Rebels, meaning he’s actually present-day canon) and Mara Jade. Mara Jade is Force sensitive and worked as the Emperor’s Hand, a trained assassin who could hear her Master’s call anywhere in the universe. And his final instructions are for her to kill Luke Skywalker, planting the image in her mind that Vader and Luke turned their lightsabers on Palpatine. She does kill Luke, a clone made from his cut-off hand made by a crazy clone of an old Jedi Master, Joruus C’baoth (Zhan delves more into that backstory in Outbound Flight and Survivor’s Quest). Mara and Luke actually end up married and Han and Leia have twins over the course of the first trilogy, Jaina and Jacen. Later, they have a son, Anakin. Leia becomes okay with that name after Tatooine Ghost by Troy Denning. Zahn also wrote Specter of the Past and Vision of the Future. I highly recommend any of his books.
The trilogy of books that actually got me into the original movies was the Jedi Academy trilogy by Kevin J. Anderson, consisting of Jedi Search, Dark Apprentice, and Champions of the Force. These chronicle Luke’s early attempts to rebuild the Jedi Order (it doesn’t go quite according to plan, he almost ends up dead, again. Kid, seriously!) I discovered these at my local library before I found the Zahn books. Anderson also wrote the Young Jedi Knights series and I remember that is where it really caught my interest. Oh, fun afternoons of exploring the science-fiction shelves in the back of the library, looking for more Star Wars novels. Crystal Star by Vonda N. McIntyre is very interesting; the kids get kidnapped and Leia goes off to find them, and Jaina has certainly inherited her father’s sass. [When I get a chance to pull all my books out, I’ll have to find out which ones I have and which ones I need, because I’m remembering how much I loved these books; and these were my first introduction to “fanfiction,” one could say].
I got out of the Star Wars novels when Vector Prime, and the rest of the New Jedi Order books started coming out. They just ended up weird, in my opinion. There’s another alien race that invades and wants to take over the galaxy. Chewbacca dies, Han blames Anakin, Jacen turns to the Dark Side, taking Ben Skywalker with him. That just killed the fun. The galaxy still had its own problems, it didn’t need more. It took time to dismantle the Empire and build the New Republic, which had its own problems (reading these books made me hate politics). But yes, I’m a bit put-out that all of this development got thrown out the window when Lucasfilm decided to make the sequel trilogy. There were great characters already developed and I would love to see Mara Jade on screen because she kicks butt and has no problem telling people off when they’re being stupid, including her husband.
My overall opinion of the film; it’s fine. Leia’s main accomplishment is to kill Jabba (which we cheer for). Luke seems so old; which yes, he’s matured, that’s a good thing, but we also liked the puppy-like Luke from the first film. Now he’s all serious; he’s caught up on saving Vader. Part of it is the dialogue is so reparative. You’ve said it, now move on. Han is fun, love that cocky smile he gives “hey, it’s me,” and he’s so proud of himself when they trick the Imperials. And that’s why we love him. The redemption of Vader is another good twist and if anyone would get through to him, it would be his son. There is a message of hope that someone who has fallen can rejoin the Light. And yes, there is a plothole created by Leia’s memories of her mother because in Revenge of the Sith we learn that Padmé died directly after giving birth; that’s a continuity error due to writing the movies in reverse order.
On a fun note: if you have never gotten the chance, go watch Carrie Fisher’s roast of George Lucas when he was awarded the AFI Lifetime Achievement in 2005; it is hilarious!