Tag: science fiction

“You’re the head of security and your password is ‘password?'” “I don’t feel good about it either.”

Spider-Man: Far From Home

The main newcomer to the cast is Jake Gyllenhaal (he was Dastan in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time) as Quentin Beck.  After a brief stop in Mexico first to find out about a cyclone with a face on it, where we first see a man with a helmet and cape, the film picks up at Peter’s school, explaining how half the student population had blipped out due to Thanos, then returned five years later, but no older, throwing the school year into chaos.  There’s a cheesy memorial video to Captain America, Black Widow, Vision, and Iron Man (including I will Always Love You by Whitney Houston).  The blip was eight months ago and it is now the last day of school.  Peter and some of his classmates are preparing for a history of science trip to Europe.  But first, Spider-Man needs to make an appearance at a charity event for those displaced by the blip, including May Parker.  He cheerfully does so, though he gets a bit freaked out by questions on if he will be the next Iron Man and is he going to fight aliens if they show up again.  And no, he does not want to talk to Nick Fury and he’s not sure how to feel about Happy apparently dating his aunt.  As Peter puts it, he really needs this vacation.

Peter also has a plan on this vacation to woo MJ and ultimately tell her how he feels, complete with purchasing a glass necklace of her favorite flower and an evening atop the Eiffel Tower.  But it doesn’t quite go according to his wishes and MJ ends up next to newcomer (since he aged while everyone was away), Brad.  Ned also manages to hook up with classmate Betty while on the long flight to Italy.

Peter does get the necklace for MJ, but then a threat bursts forth from the water.  Peter doesn’t have his suit on him, but he gets civilians to safety, then finds a mask to put on before he offers his help to the man in the helmet who is flying around.  He attempts to save a clock tower and the crowd cheers for the new hero, who Peter’s classmates coin as “Mysterio.”  At the hotel afterwards, Nick Fury finds Peter, and knocks out Ned so the two can speak (though they keep getting interrupted by other trip members).  Fury ultimately brings Peter to an underground mission command, where Peter meets “Mysterio,” who goes by Quentin Beck and claims to be from another Earth [this ties in to comic lines, which I have not read] and Peter is very excited to talk about the possibility of a multiverse [which is the direction Marvel goes in next].  Beck claims that the threats are Elementals, who already destroyed his Earth and SHIELD has evidence to support the other sightings they’ve had.  They figure the next stop for the Fire Elemental is Prague.  Peter really doesn’t want to get involved; he just wants his vacation, and the world could figure out his identity if he appears as Spider-Man in Europe.   He suggests several other Avengers, including Captain Marvel, which Fury barks not to mention her.  Fury then snarks back “you’ve been to space.”  But very well, Peter can go back to his group, with the glasses that Stark left him.

Turns out, Fury “upgrades” Peter’s class trip, so they end up going to Prague.  But Peter still has teenage problems to deal with and accidentally uses the new glasses from Stark to set a drone on the guy who is also interested in MJ.  EDITH is augmented reality and connects to a worldwide security network.  When Peter is forced to see Fury again, the man barks that Peter is not ready, but he still has a job to do.  Beck soothes Peter’s nerves, encouraging that the teen is not a jerk for wanting a normal life, and Peter reflects that it is nice to have somebody to talk about superhero stuff (meaning that he’s not close and hasn’t kept up with the other Avengers, and that’s a bid sad).  But it’s soon time to swing into action, with a new black suit so he’s not “Spider-Man.”  Unfortunately, MJ has followed him, along with Ned and Betty, who get put in danger by the Fire Elemental.  (And he gets coined with the term “Night Monkey,” to further throw off suspicion.)  While Peter is fighting the Elemental, something briefly blocks the Ferris wheel his friends are stuck on.  Beck flies into the Fire Elemental and it evaporates, but for a moment, Peter fears he’s lost another mentor so soon after his last one.

Fury pushes his point that the world still needs the Avengers, and maybe Stark was wrong to trust Peter so much.  Beck takes Peter out for a drink (lemonade, since Peter is sixteen here and not old enough to drink).  And Beck asks what Peter wants.  Peter talks himself into transferring EDITH to Beck, because yes, the world still needs Iron Man, but that doesn’t mean it has to be Peter.  Stark trusted Peter to find the right person and he feels it is Beck.  Peter leaves happy, ready to pursue the rest of his plan with MJ.

Except, Beck is not entirely who said he is.  He’s not from another Earth, he’s a former employee of Stark’s, who got fired for how he wished to use his invention.  He is an expert in holographic and illusion technology (which Tony used and renamed “BARF,” which Tony admitted needed a new name), but Stark’s staff saw instability and the man was fired.  He’s joined forces with other disgruntled Stark employees (like the man Stane yelled at in the first movie) to create this “Mysterio.”  The drones they use are weaponized, so the damage is real, but one could fly right through the Elementals.  And with Mysterio, Beck plans to become the next great superhero.  The team is not impressed that Stark handed over the EDITH tech to a teenager.

Peter manages to go out with MJ that evening and she admits she figured out he’s Spider-Man.  Which Peter tries to deny, until MJ pulls out part of a drone she discovered that the scene of the fight.  Peter works out that the threats are fake and has to own up to yes, he’s Spider-Man, and he needs to go take care of this.

Beck discovers that Peter found out the truth while he’s running a rehearsal and decides he needs to kill the teen.  He intercepts Peter on his way to Fury and uses illusions to mess with Peter.  And in typical villain fashion, tells out hero “you’re making me do this.”  Because if Peter had just gone on with his normal life and not gotten involved, Beck wouldn’t have to hurt him.  “I control the truth,” Beck boasts.  And twists the knife in Peter, mocking “if you were good enough Tony would still be alive.”  Peter thinks he’s out of the illusion when Fury shoots Beck, but that is just another hologram, only broken when Peter gets hit by a train.

The teen lives, managing to collapse into a seat on the train, then passes out.  He wakes up in a jail cell in the Netherlands with several kind men, who even covered him in one of their shits because he looked cold.  Peter breaks the lock on the cell so he can leave (and the other men just close the door back up and stay put; Peter’s also lost the black suit to his guard, who is on the phone with his wife).  He then finds another kind man who lends him his phone so he can call Happy.  But Peter is so freaked out by the time Happy arrives, that he demands Happy tell him something only he could know.  Peter initiates a hug with the man, who then patches Peter up.  Peter blames himself for what is going on, then immediately apologizes for yelling at Happy.  He admits he misses Tony; “everywhere I go, I see his face, and the whole world is asking who’s going to be the next Iron Man and I don’t know if that’s me.”  Happy agrees that Peter is not the next Iron Man; no one can live up to Iron Man, not even Tony himself.  He was a mess and second-guessed everything, except for Peter.  “I don’t think Tony would have done what he did if he didn’t know that you were going to be here after he was gone.”  [This is my favorite scene of the film; and don’t you just want to pull Peter into a hug?] 

Then Happy asks Peter what is he going to do.  Peter’s going to kick his ass.  Well, first he has to find his friends, using Happy’s phone because Beck is tracking his (we know he’s on his way to London), and thanks to Flash, so does Peter.  Happy’s jet is well-equipped and there’s a section in the back that is a mini-Stark lab and Peter can rebuild his suit.  Happy (and us) notices that Peter is very reminiscent of his mentor right now.  Happy even turns on the music: AC/DC Back in Black (a call-back to the very first Iron Man movie), to which Peter replies, “I love Led Zepplin!”  [Peter, darling, that is not Led Zepplin.]

MJ shuts down Brad when he tries to bring up how weird Peter has been acting and everyone sides with her.  Beck continues his illusion to Fury, but Happy also manages to get a message to the man about “appearances are not everything,” so the paranoid man is more on his guard.  He drops Peter off in a new suit and goes after Peter’s friend.  Beck begins his assault on London and blows up Happy’s plane, so they have to take cover in the Tower of London.  Peter heads into the drone swarm and starts webbing them so he can shoot electricity through them and disable them.  Hill even gets a shot off at one, protecting Fury.  Beck then sends the drones after Peter (reminder, this teen is already wounded), but Spider-Man makes his way up to Beck (and kind of reminds you of Cap, with a shield and swinging something like a hammer) and punches him, which temporarily shuts down the drones.  His “spidey-sense” warns him that Beck is not down like he thought, but he stops the gun shot.  He takes the glasses off Beck (unfortunately, he’s taken his mask off at this point) and shuts down the drones.  Beck collapses and Peter asks EDITH if the illusion is over.  Yes (but we’re not actually sure if Beck is truly dead).  Peter reunites with MJ on the ground and the couple gets their first kiss.

The field trip returns home (there is a deleted scene where MJ and Peter sleep against each other and it is very heartwarming), Betty and Ned have amicably broken up, and there is another deleted scene where May tells Peter he’ll grow into Tony’s glasses.  Peter takes MJ on a swing through New York City (not something she wants to do again).  But Beck’s team gets the final word, having leaked a video to the Daily Bugle (a controversial news website) spinning that Spider-Man is the bad guy and revealing his identity as Peter Parker.  At the very end of the credits, it is revealed that Fury has been Talos this whole trip; the real Fury is in space.

The twist at the end does explain why Fury has been hard on Peter the whole movie, since it’s actually Talos and he doesn’t quite know how to mentor this teen superhero.  Because otherwise, Fury comes off as a jerk.  Beck is certainly a jerk; all Peter wanted was to trust someone, have someone continue to help him on the hero path.  And Beck just manipulates him.  I adore Peter in this film again.  He’s following the path of a lot of other superheroes; having to balance a personal life separate from the superhero gig.  We root for Peter to have normal teenage experiences, getting together with MJ, annoyed with Brad moving in, but cheering where MJ does not show interest in him.  Does Peter do some embarrassing things?  Yes, but that kind of comes with the teen territory.  And I adore Happy stepping into the role as mentor; he points out that Tony was his best friend, so who else to help guide his protégé?  Though, we do have to ask why the other Avengers left Peter alone.  Everyone separated after Tony’s death (we see what some of them get up to in later series and movies), but seriously, as Peter points out, why is no one else responding to these devastating natural disasters, just this new guy?

Behind the scene irony is that as a Brit, Tom Holland was very close to home when they filmed in England.  And Tom Holland and Zendaya are a real-life couple now.  I have not yet watched No Way Home, but it is on my list, once it is on Disney +.

Up Next: A wrap-up to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, then on to some of my other favorite series, starting with Harry Potter (I’ll put up another post about this soon, but I will say that you are under no obligation to read any of the films I review if you personally dislike them)

“Part of the journey is the end”

Endgame

This is the longest of the MCU movies and was the first film to reach over a billion dollars during its opening weekend in theatres.  It also became one of the highest grossing films of all time.  And if Infinity War had almost everyone in it, this one has even more.

It opens with Clint practicing with his daughter, Lila (you can see the ankle monitor on his leg, like Scott had), with the two boys playing and getting ready for lunch.  Clint turns for a second and when he turns back, Lila is gone.  Then everyone else; picking up with the snap from Infinity War.

We find Tony and Nebula on the Guardians’ ship.  They are trying to limp home to Earth, but now the engines have failed and oxygen is running low.  Tony leaves a recording for Pepper, if she even survived the snap; he’s wounded and knows he’s dying, but he was hoping to pull off one last surprise.  He lays down and we see Nebula make him comfortable.  But a bright light soon fills the screen; Captain Marvel has found them and brings them home to the Avengers compound, to be greeted by Steve, Natasha, Rhodey, Bruce, Thor, Rocket, and Pepper.  Steve is the first to reach Tony.  “I couldn’t stop him,” Tony admits.  “Neither could I,” Steve tells him.  Then Tony stops; “I lost the kid.”  “Tony, we lost,” Steve tries to help with Tony’s guilt.  Then Pepper comes over and is very happy to see Tony alive.

Tony is very thin, sitting with what’s left of the Avengers as they discuss what is going on, reviewing the list of everyone they know to be gone with the snap.  But when Steve asks for any information, Tony gets upset.  He warned them that Thanos was coming years ago and had built Ultron originally to put a suit of armor around the world, but he got backlash.  And because of the rift between Tony and Steve, Steve was not there when Tony needed him (and Tony doesn’t know that Steve showed up and there was a battle in Wakanda).  Tony would rather talk to Carol, since she’s new blood, but passes out in front of Steve.

So Carol decides she’ll give killing Thanos a try (and considering how she handled Ronan and the other Kree, she stands a good chance).  Thor also wants a shot at Thanos again, since he wasn’t able to stop the Titan before.  Nebula knows where to find Thanos.  The rest of the Avengers find the garden and attack; the plan is to use the stones to bring everyone back.  Thanos’ entire side is now charred.  But they discover that he used the stones to destroy them; they’re gone.  Thor cuts off his head.  And the Avengers have to…move on.

Five years pass; Steve is holding a support session, encouraging others to move on with life.  Then we see a van in lock up shake; the equipment in the back lights up and Scott emerges.  Once he gets free, he has to discover what happened.  He finds memorial stones put up and desperately searches for Cassie’s name, instead finding his own.  So he goes the last place he saw her and Cassie is indeed still alive, but five years older and now a teenager.  She’s surprised to see her father alive, but this gives Scott an idea.  He finds the Avengers compound, mainly manned by Natasha while the others are out on missions.  Rhodey brings up that Clint has been out and about and not really a part of them, but Natasha still wants updates (and we actually see her on the verge of a breakdown when she has a minute alone; proving she’s not unflappable).

Scott suggests that quantum physics may hold the answer; what was five years to the rest of the world was five hours to Scott in the Quantum Realm.  So, since time moves differently, maybe they can enter the Quantum Realm at one time in history, but leave it at another time; translation: time travel.  Steve suggests they need another brain to weigh in on this; they drive out to Tony’s house.  His last five years have been better; he has a four-year-old daughter, Morgan [who is adorable and plays with her mother’s helmet; and Tony is totally sweet with her.]  So Tony is not keen to risk his second chance.

So they go to find Bruce, who has fused with the Hulk and is now big and kind of green, but retains his ability to speak academically.  While it’s outside his area of expertise, they persuade him to give it a try.  And the first try…has some issues; Scott jumps in ages, becoming a teenager, an old man, and a baby, before returning to himself.

In the meantime, Tony found a picture of himself and Peter (from behind the scenes) and decides to try a few simulations and comes across one that works.  But he tells Pepper, he could set the work aside.  She knows he won’t be able to rest if he does that.  So he heads to the compound and returns the shield to Steve, or else Morgan was going to turn it into a sled.  He makes it abundantly clear that he has some ideas, but they can’t jeopardize what he has now.  The rest of the team is assembled.

Bruce and Rocket head to New Asgard in Norway to find Thor, who has let himself go, wallowing from his failure.  Rocket lures him with the promise of beer.  Natasha goes after Clint, finding him in Toyoko, executing criminals.  Scott cautions everyone that they only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and ultimately one test, which Clint volunteers for, even after Bruce tries to set everyone straight on time travel (and I don’t get the science myself, so I’m not going to try to explain it).  It works; Clint lands at his home and hears his children arguing, but he’s brought back before he can see them, though he’s got the baseball glove in his hand.

So, the theory and practice work.  Now, they need a plan to retrieve all the stones, primarily when and where.  It delves into a college cram session, summarizing the history of each stone in relation to who had contact with it, and Natasha finally notes that if they pick the correct year, three stones are in New York.  That’s their jumping off point.  Steve gives them a rousing speech: “Get the stones, get them [people they lost] back.  One round trip each.  No mistakes.  No do-overs…Be careful.  Look out for each other.  This is the fight of our lives.  And we’re going to win.  Whatever it takes.  Good luck.”  (And we even hear the theme return.) 

Bruce lands with Steve, Tony, and Scott in New York City, 2012, during the Chitauri invasion.  Bruce will go to the Sanctum to retrieve the Time Stone.  He meets the Ancient One, who separates him from the Hulk again and speaks to Bruce.  She’s not keen on giving up the stone, explaining that time will then branch out once the stones are removed and the events are changed [this notion returns in Loki].  He finally convinces her when he admits that Stephen Strange gave up the stone.  So maybe, Strange was right about something, so the Ancient One hands the stone to Bruce, after he promises that they will return the stones once they’ve used them.

The other three head to the Avengers Tower to retrieve the Mind Stone in the scepter, and the Space Stone in the Tesseract.  We see more of the aftermath of events.  Steve retrieves the scepter and manages to get it away from Rumlow and his team by whispering “Hail Hydra” in Sitwell’s ear.  But 2012 Steve spots him, thinking he is Loki in disguise (Loki does love to mimic Captain America) and the two fight.  Older Steve even has to deal with his younger self quipping “I can do this all day.”  “Yeah, I know,” the older version sighs.  When the younger Steve has the older Steve in a headlock, older Steve whispers “Bucky’s alive,” to shock his younger self into letting go.  Then he knocks him out, and has to agree with Scott and Tony, that his ass is America’s ass.

At the same time, Tony has Scott trigger a heart attack in Tony’s younger self in order to create a distraction to get the case with the Tesseract.  That bit goes fine.  But Hulk finally smashes through the bottom stairs and the case goes flying, with the Tesseract landing at Loki’s feet.  [Which, SPOILER, is how the Loki series starts], Loki picks up the Tesseract and vanishes.  Past Thor is able to restart Tony’s reactor with Mjölnir and save him, huzzah.  But they still have to get the Tesseract.  Scott reminds them that they don’t have the Pym Particles to go back in time again and still get home.  Tony actually has an idea and Steve trusts him enough to go with him.

Thor and Rocket go to Asgard in 2013 during the time when Jane is there with the Aether inside of her, the Reality Stone.  But Thor struggles with being back in Asgard and on the day that his mother dies.  He manages to run into his mother and she realizes he is from the future, and gives him words of wisdom: “Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be.  The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.”  Thor may be a failure, but that makes him like everyone else.  Thor wants to warn his mother about what will happen to her, but she refuses.  Rocket in the meantime, manages to extract the Aether.  Thor has them wait a moment and holds out his hand.  Mjölnir flies into it.  “I’m still worthy,” he murmurs, with a few tears [so heartwarming.]

Nebula and Rhodey head to Morag to intercept Peter Quill when he gets the Power Stone in 2014, Rhodey simply knocking him out.  However, Past Thanos discovers something is going on because the two Nebulas are connected through their memory files.  Future Nebula is sucked on to Thanos’ ship with her past self, along with Gamora and Thanos.  Thanos accesses her memory and discovers future events, including his death.  Past Nebula will return to the future, portraying her Future self.

Steve and Tony head to Camp Leigh in 1970 (briefly seeing Stan Lee drive by).  Steve will go after the particles, calling Hank’s lab and getting him out.  He ends up hiding for a minute in Director Peggy Carter’s office and glimpses her through the window.  Tony goes down to retrieve the Tesseract and runs into his father, who admits that his wife is pregnant.  Tony, calling himself Howard Potts, gets a few minutes to speak to his father and share advice.  They connect as men who just want the best for their children and wonder if they do the right thing.

Clint and Natasha go to Vormir and meet the Red Skull guardian and face the same dilemma that Thanos faced with Gamora.  Except they both suggest sacrificing themselves.  Clint wants to atone for his actions the past five years and Natasha insists that Clint has a family to return to.  They fight, falling over the edge.  Natasha saves Clint, them pushes herself free, and Clint can’t grab her.  He has the Soul Stone now, but at a great cost.

The team returns and discover the cost.  They all grieve Natasha in their own way, but they have a mission to continue as well.  They place the six stones into an Iron Man gauntlet.  Thor offers to be the one to try it, wanting to atone for his mistakes (and in the midst of the drama, we get the levity of Rhodey saying that Cheez Whiz is flowing in Thor’s veins; honestly, it’s more likely beer, but Thor wants to claim lightning.)  Bruce is the one who takes it and everyone suits up when he tries it.  He succeeds in snapping, but it burns his arm.  There is a brief second that they wonder if they succeeded.  Scott sees something in the window and Clint gets a call from his wife.  But Nebula, the past version, has opened a portal and let Thanos and his ship through.  A rocket hits the compound and causes a massive explosion.

Rhodey, Rocket, and Bruce are trapped and try to save each other.  Clint grabs the gauntlet and keeps it away from some creatures.  On Thanos’s ship, Future Nebula admits to Past Gamora that they did become friends and sisters.  Gamora frees her and declares they should stop Thanos.  And the big three, Thor, Steve, and Tony, all face off against Thanos.  He’s just sitting in the crater he created, waiting for them.  It’s a trap, but their mission is to keep the stones away from Thanos.  Thor summons both Mjölnir and Stormbreaker and declares “let’s kill him properly this time.”

Thanos mocks them that they could not live with their own failure and that brought them back to him.  And he has a new plan; to eliminate all life and remake it.  The three attack, working together.  Tony is the first knocked out.  Then Thor goes after Thanos and gets knocked around.  When Thanos picks up Stormbreaker and is ready to slice Thor, Mjölnir knocks Thanos aside and returns to Steve’s hand.  Thor knew it was possible [and audiences go nuts].  Steve uses hammer and shield against Thanos, but eventually, the hammer is knocked away and Thanos strikes Steve’s shield again and again, chipping it.  Steve is flung away and lays still for a minute.

Inside, Future Nebula tracks down Past Nebula, who tries to get the gauntlet off of Clint.  Past Gamora tries to talk sense in Past Nebula, but her heart is resistant and Future Nebula shoots her before she can hurt anyone else.  Outside, Thanos’s army descends, intent on destroying the planet.  Steve stands up, tightens his shield and is ready to face Thanos again, alone.  Until he hears a voice in his com, Sam, saying “on your left.”  A gold portal open.  Okoye, T’Challa, and Shuri emerge.  Then Falcon flies out.  Other portals open.  Strange emerges with the Guardians and Peter Parker.  Behind them are armies of Wakandans, Asgardians, sorcerers, there’s Bucky and Groot and Wanda and Valkyrie…everyone.  Thor rises.  Pepper lands in front of Tony in her own Iron suit.  Scott emerges from the rubble with Bruce, Rhodey, and Rocket.  The theme returns and Steve calls to everyone “Avengers…Assemble!” (though the “assemble” is softer, but it plays really well) [and again, the crowds in the theatres go nuts!]

The armies clash and our heroes work together.  Peter is reunited with Tony and Tony pulls the kid into a hug [aww!].  Past Gamora saves Quill and he’s so excited for a moment, but she punches him before he can kiss her.  She’s a little disbelieving that she ended up with this guy; as her sister puts it, it was him or a tree.  Clint emerges, still with the gauntlet; they’ve succeeded in bringing the lost people back and now they need to get the stones out of this time.  He’s to head for Scott’s van, but is behind enemy lines.  When he gets knocked down, T’Challa is there to take the gauntlet.  It gets dropped and Thanos starts for it, but Wanda lands in his path.  “You took everything from me,” she growls.  “I don’t even know who you are,” Thanos dismisses.  “You will,” she promises (yeah, she’s back and she’s pissed).  She holds her own against Thanos and he’s in enough trouble that he orders his ship to shoot into the field, not caring for his own troops.  The sorcerers erect shields where they can.  Strange is busy taking care of a flood.

Peter scoops up the gauntlet and activates Instant Kill for the first time.  When he gets overwhelmed, Steve throws Mjölnir, calling out “Queens, head’s up,” and Peter webs to the hammer and flies off.  Pepper grabs him, then Valkyrie.  But the bombardment is too strong.  Until the guns hastily realign to target something incoming.  A bright light tears through the ship.  Carol Danvers has arrived.  She gets the gauntlet from Peter and all the women converge to help her across the battlefield [and it is totally awesome!].  Unfortunately, Thanos destroys the time machine in the van before she can get there.  The blast knocks the gauntlet to the ground and the main three all converge again to try to keep it away from Thanos.  He knocks them aside and grabs the gauntlet, but Carol is right on him.  He manages to get it on, but she spreads his hand.  Not even headbutting fazes her; Thanos has to use the Power Stone to knock her away.

Tony catches Strange’s eye, who holds up one finger.  Tony grabs the gauntlet on Thanos’s hand; he’s knocked back.  Thanos stands, “I am inevitable,” and snaps his fingers.  Nothing happens.  The stones flow onto Tony’s hand; “and I…am…Iron Man” (echoing Tony’s last line from the very first movie).  Tony snaps his fingers.

The army disintegrates.  Thanos sits and ponders what has happened, but he too vanishes.  Rhodey is the first to reach Tony, whose right side is charred.  Peter is next to land, pleading with his mentor, “we won.”  Pepper comes up behind him and passes him off to Rhodey.  She tells her husband, “we’re gonna be okay.  You can rest now.”  And Tony Stark breathes his last, his reactor going out for good [and I still cry over this scene; I’m crying while writing it].  Everyone behind them on the field has tears in their eyes; Steve, Thor.  And Marvel utterly robbed us of a scene they filmed and decided to not keep in, of all the heroes kneeling to Tony, started by Clint, then T’Challa, then Carol and everyone else.

We see Clint reunited with his family, Peter returns to school and greets Ned.  T’Challa is with his mother and sister in Wakanda, Scott and Hope are with Cassie.  We hear Tony speak one last time; he left a message for Morgan, finishing with “I love you 3,000.”  They hold a funeral, with Tony’s original reactor, “Proof that Tony Stark has a Heart,” floating away, and everyone is in attendance.  Happy stands behind Morgan and Pepper, alongside Rhodey.  Steve, then Peter and May, and Thor.  Even Hank and Janet are in attendance, and a grown-up Harley Keener.  The Guardians pay their respects, as do T’Challa, Shuri, and Okoye.  Carol Danvers stands at the back, with Nick Fury.

Clint and Wanda still mourn for Natasha and Vision.  Thor gives the kingship of New Asgard to Valkyrie and decides to go with the Guardians of the Galaxy on an adventure, who are off to find Gamora.  Steve volunteers to return the stones, telling Bucky “don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone,” and they fall back to “how can I, when you’re taking all the stupid with you?”  But Steve doesn’t instantly return.  Instead, he sits by the lake, an elderly man now, and passes the Captain America shield to Sam [and the starting point of Falcon and the Winter Solider].  Steve elected to find Peggy (and possibly start a new timeline, I’m not quite sure), and they finally get their dance.

A great thing they did with the credits is put the original six Avengers at the end of the line-up.  Their theme plays and we get a little montage of their scenes and their signatures, ending with Robert Downey Jr [and audiences applaud].  The final sounds from the film are six strikes of a hammer on an anvil.

This film is a roller coaster of emotions.  There are funny bits, like Rocket telling the Avengers who haven’t been to space to not throw up in his ship.  There are heartwarming moments, like Thor with Frigga and holding Mjolnir, and Tony with Morgan (he has a completely different relationship with her than I’m sure his father had with him, which then makes it more heartwarming to see the two interact later).  And the final battle is what we want in a final battle; the heroes get their moments and I find it empowering that we have the women of Marvel team up.  And Cap said the line!  Admittedly, the writers had to keep Carol away until that moment because she can curb-stomp Thanos and it would be a shorter fight if she had stuck around for more of the storyline.  Her contributions are important; she brings Tony back to Earth in the beginning.  She almost succeeds with keeping the gauntlet away.

Then we have the heart wrenching death of Tony Stark.  And yeah, I still cry because we grew to love this character, and all his flaws, and watch him become a better man and while we know that Robert Downey Jr is still around, it’s the end of an era with no more Iron Man.  And I love seeing the character connections to him; having Rhodey, Pepper, and even Peter with him, and setting Peter close to Pepper and Morgan at the funeral.  And yes, Marvel should have totally left in the kneeling scene (even though it makes me cry more).

The time travel section complicates matters, well, confuses them, but it opens doorways that the MCU continues to explore and it was the way the writers could get themselves out of the corner they managed to put themselves into.  I also do not agree with Steve finding Peggy; well, do I want him happy, yes, but I think he would have had that with Bucky and Sam.  Come on, you reunite two best friends and then tear them apart when they don’t even get to enjoy seeing each other in peace that long.  And I feel it complicates the timeline in ways that make my head hurt.  And it sucks that Vision, Natasha, and Loki were not able to be brought back.  On the one hand, the more realistic stories include loss.  But come on, Loki appears for all of about fifteen minutes between the two final films.  The trade-off I guess is that he got his own show; Vision returns in WandaVision (which was a weird series; and Falcon and the Winter Solider was depressing), and Natasha got her own feature film finally, Black Widow (that sadly, we did not make it through because it was a weird combination of boring in that there were way too many fights and explosions within the first twenty minutes).  Again, it was a roller coaster of emotions.

I’ll delve more into the finale in my wrap up on the MCU after I post Spider-Man: Far From Home

In the meantime, what are your thoughts on Endgame?

“Arm wrestle for the Tesseract?”

Captain Marvel

Captain Marvel is the first female-led solo film in the MCU (and it took them until 2019, after we clamored for a Black Widow story after the first Avengers film in 2012…that they didn’t accomplish until 2021 [and that was confusing enough that I haven’t finished watching it]).  We do have Brie Larson lead as Carol Danvers.  Annette Bening (opposite Michael Douglas [who is Hank Pym in AntMan] in The American President) is the Supreme Intelligence [and Dr. Wendy Lawson].  Jude Law (the younger Albus Dumbledore in the Fantastic Beasts films, Dr. Watson in Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes movies; he voices Pitch in Rise of the Guardians, and woos us in The Holiday) is Yon-Rogg, with Djimon Hounsou (voice of Drago in How to Train Your Dragon 2) as Korath and Lee Pace (Thranduil in the Hobbit trilogy) briefly returns as Ronan.  Samuel L. Jackson is back as Nick Fury and we also see Clark Gregg back as Agent Coulson.

The film opens in an advanced civilization, on Hala, the capitol of the Kree civilization.  Carol (who goes by Veers at the moment), goes to Yon-Rogg, her commander, for sparring, instead of sleeping.  Because if she sleeps, she’ll dream, and her dreams don’t make sense.  Yon-Rogg urges Carol to let go of her past (which she can’t remember), which is causing her doubt and doubt makes her vulnerable.  He advises that nothing is more dangerous to a warrior than emotion; only when she controls her emotions will she be able to control the power in her hands.  Carol uses the power in her hands to shoot Yon-Rogg back and thus, she has to visit the Supreme Intelligence, the AI leader of the Kree, who will take the image of whom you admire most.  In Carol’s case, it is an older woman, who speaks of the Skrull invasion of the galaxy, that the Kree fight against.  Skrulls are shape-changers and can mimic anyone.  The Supreme Intelligence reminds Carol that her powers were given to her to aid this fight, and they can be taken away as well.  And they are somehow connected to the chip on her neck [and is anyone getting 1984 vibes from some of this?]

Carol goes on a mission with Yon-Rogg and a team to rescue a spy.  Turns out, it’s a trap, and they walk into a Skrull ambush.  Carol is captured and the Skrull start going through her memories.  They find her childhood; boys telling her she’s not fast enough, no strong enough.  But there’s a best friend, and a woman who looks like the Supreme Intelligence.  And something to do with a high-speed engine, and Pegasus.  Carol is able to break free, and even still bound in casings on her hands, she kicks Skrull butt, though she damages the ship in the process.  She again escapes, but crashes to Earth (the Blockbuster gives it away, and setting it in the 1990s), and she is followed by a few Skrull.

Carol manages to contact her team, and Yon-Rogg vows to find her.  In the meantime, Carol meets Agents Coulson and Fury, sent by SHIELD to investigate her crash landing.  Carol manages to save Fury from a Skrull, which proves that she is from outer space, then she pursues one.  Fury drives after her, with Coulson.  Until the real Coulson calls, saying he was left behind, so Fury grapples with the one in his car.  After ditching the train, Carol gets ahold of new clothes and a bike and starts hunting down parts of her memories, like the bar she was at with her best friend.  Fury meets her there, where she’s trying to discover what Pegasus is.  She and Fury team up and find the base where Pegasus is [and again, who is getting Stargate vibes?  Space and the Air Force, underground base, and come on, the bit about a paperclip?]  Fury and Carol get out of custody and search the records, though Fury secretly calls for backup.  Oh, and we find out that badass Nick Fury is a total cat person!

The pair find the file on Dr. Wendy Lawson, mentioned in Carol’s memories, and the person the Skrull are looking for.  There’s a journal full of Kree glyphs, the news that she died in a test flight with another pilot, and a photograph in her file.  The photo shows Wendy, Maria Rambeau, and Carol.  Carol now desperately wants to discover the truth.  Carol calls Yon-Rogg again while Nick goes to meet his backup.  But his boss calls him Nicholas (everyone calls him Fury) and messes up a test Nick gives him [we already know he’s a Skrull after his interaction with his fallen compatriot in the morgue earlier].  The two save each other and Carol flies out of the base with a larger plane; and Goose hitched a ride.

Carol’s plan is to find Maria.  This accident that killed Wendy Lawson occurred six years ago.  Carol arrived on Hala six years ago, near dead, with no memories.  There must be a connection, and Maria will know.  Maria and her daughter, Monica, are surprised to see Carol after all this time, and Monica eagerly goes to find Carol’s things.  Carol asks Maria about the mission.  But they’re interrupted by the Skrull; no, it’s not the neighbor, one snuck into the house and another is keeping Monica busy.  And they’re not too keen on Goose, calling him a Flerken.  The lead Skrull, Talos, asks for Carol’s help decoding coordinates; he has the black box recording.  Listening to it triggers Carol’s memory: she volunteered to fly Wendy’s plane with her, with her new engine.  They’re then attacked by a space craft, and Wendy starts talking about her work and her lab.  Carol manages to get their plane on the ground, and Wendy demands they destroy the engine; it has the power to end wars bigger than Carol knows.  But Wendy is shot before she can follow through, by Yon-Rogg.  Carol follows through and shoots the engine.  That power flows into Carol.  Talos summarizes that Lawson, who went by Mar Vel, found out she was on the wrong side of an unjust war, hence why the Kree were so desperate to stop her.  The Skrull are refugees, who resisted Kree rule.  The Kree then destroyed their planet and began hunting down their people.  The engine that Wendy was creating was to carry the Skrull to a new world, where they could be safe.  That is why they need the coordinates of her lab, to continue her work.

Maria and Carol easily figure out the coordinates, and Talos’s assistant can modify their ship to go into space.  Carol asks Maria to come as a co-pilot and Maria initially refuses, but is persuaded by Monica to go.  Carol also asks Monica to design new colors for her suit; hence why it is the blue, red, and gold.  Yon-Rogg thinks he is meeting with Carol, but discovers a Skrull instead, and realizes that Carol now knows the truth.  So he contacts Ronan to begin an assault on Earth.

Our heroes find the lab and discover that the Tesseract is the core of Wendy’s lightspeed research.  They also discover that there are Skrull refugees on the station, including Talos’s family.  That is when Yon-Rogg arrives.  He and his team capture the Skrull, and force Carol to meet the Supreme Intelligence again.  But Carol fights.  She may only be human, but she recalls every moment in her past when she fell, when someone told her she wasn’t good enough, and she got back up.  She also manages to burn out the chip that controlled her powers.  She resists the blast the Supreme Intelligence throws at her, and breaks from of the control.  Cuffs and bars disappear on her friends, and they all begin working to escape.  Carol meets up with them, gives them the Tesseract; well, Goose swallows it.  Turns out, he really is a Flerken.  She’ll provide a distraction to Yon-Rogg and her old team, allowing time for Maria, Fury, Talos, and company to escape.

With her fully realized powers, Carol kicks butt, though Yon-Rogg and Minn-Erva manage to survive and Minn-Erva goes after the other heroes.  Maria manages some fancy flying and blows Minn-Erva out of the sky.  And that’s when Ronan shows up to begin his assault.  Carol flies up and manages to crash the missiles into each other and then tears through one of Ronan’s ships.  He’s taken aback and orders a retreat; Earth is defended, but he will return for the weapon.  Not the Tesseract, but Carol.

Back on the ground, Yon-Rogg starts yapping, trying to get Carol to fight him without powers.  She’s not playing by his rules anymore, and just blasts him.  “I have nothing to prove to you.”  She drags him back to his ship and sends him back to Hala with a message; Carol will be back to end the war, the lies, all of it.

We find out how Fury’s eye is injured; Fury is playing with Goose, who scratches him; at least he didn’t eat him.  Carol also tells Talos that she will pick up where Wendy ended and help the Skrull find a home.  In the meantime, she gives the Tesseract to Fury for hiding (still inside Goose), and an upgraded pager, so he can contact her in dire emergencies (which is what he was doing at the end of Infinity War).  When Fury returns to SHIELD, Coulson questions him on how he lost his eye, and Fury will neither confirm nor deny the story that has come out.  He also starts outlining the Protector Initiative, but when he looks at the photo of Carol again, he picks up on her call sign and renames it the “Avenger” Initiative.  He will find other heroes out there.

Carol’s line of “Where’s Fury?” ties in with Infinity War and leads right into Endgame (and was filmed in front of a green screen and Brie Larson couldn’t know anything that was going on for fear of spoilers…which is a bad habit Marvel got into as their massive storyline grew).  Cool tidbit; scenes were shot on location at Edwards Air Force base.

It’s a bit jarring, after Infinity War, for this film to jump back about twenty years in the MCU chronology.  And now we have more questions about the Tesseract!  And how exactly does Wendy Lawson fit into everything?  Parts of the story are not well fleshed out, such as do Yon-Rogg genuinely care that Carol becomes her best possible self, or was this all just a long con for him?  It was interesting to bring Ronan into the story, as background to where we see him in Guardians of the Galaxy.  And Goose is hilarious.  The last scene in the credits is him hacking up the Tesseract.

What I like about the film is how Carol kicks butt.  Even before her fully realized powers, she takes on a gang of Skrull with her hands bound.  And even as a human with no powers in her past, she defied any man who told her she couldn’t do something (and sounds like her own father, according to Monica).  She went through training with the Air Force and became a top-notch pilot when few women got the chance.  And I love her line to Yon-Rogg: “I have nothing to prove to you.”  (Can we all give that a cheer).  And I like her banter with Fury, the quips throughout the movie.  Carol is confident in herself, even when she doesn’t have all her memories.

Stan Lee had passed away while this film was being edited, so Marvel Studios put together the special opening logo in honor of him.  His actual last cameo is in Endgame.

Next Time: We are almost at the finish with Avengers: Endgame.  (Far From Home completes the Infinity Sage of the MCU and where we will wrap up this section)

P.S. The MCU also ties-in some elements introduced in this film in WandaVision (SPOILER, in case: Monica is mentioned in the show and we see what happened to her mother)

“Are you going to keep staring at each other until they start shooting at us?”

Ant-Man and the Wasp

This film does take into account the two years that have passed since Civil War.  While it opens with Hank recounting his final mission with his wife to Hope, it comes back to present time.  After Scott survived the Quantum Realm, it gave Hank the idea to look into some of his old plans and he begins a mission to retrieve his wife, Janet (played by Michelle Pfeiffer, whom we’ve seen in Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, Murder on the Orient Express, Hairspray, and Stardust).  Meanwhile, Scott is serving house arrest, though still managing to have a good time with his daughter [which is sweet].

Then he has a dream about the Quantum Realm and sees Janet and a young Hope playing hide and seek.  So he calls Hank.  It’s Hope who drugs and kidnaps Scott (they put an ant in his place to keep the ankle monitor happy).  She and Hank are still upset that Scott took the suit to Germany, but more upset that he didn’t tell them.  But they need what is in Scott’s head in order to calculate a location on Janet.  While Hope goes to get their last component, she encounters a fighter in a white suit who can phase through objects.  The strange opponent is able to steal the shrunk down lab, so they go to an old friend of Hank’s, Bill Foster, for help (played by Laurence Fishburne, probably most famous for Morpheus in The Matrix series).  They are able to find the lab, but also discover that the person is the disappearing suit is a young woman named Ava, who is being helped by Foster.  Ava’s father was another former colleague of Hank’s from SHIELD, but when he tried to build a Quantum Tunnell, it failed.  Young Ava went back; her parents were killed, but she now phases all the time.  SHIELD decided to use her and trained her to become a stealth operative.  Ava and Bill now want to extract quantum energy in order to stabilize Ava.  Hank and Hope fear that will kill Janet, so they get the lab back.

Once the trio attempts the find the location, Janet takes over Scott in order to help (it’s very sweet how she helps, but funny since it’s Scott whose holding their hands and such).  They are successful, but they only have two hours.  Until they find out that the feds are after them and Scott.  Ava, the Ghost, once again gets the lab, and Scott narrowly returns home in order to not break his house arrest.  Cassie is a good-hearted girl and supports her father and urges him to go rescue Hank and Hope when they’re captured by the feds.  They manage to get into the lab and Hank volunteers to go after Janet; Hope and Scott will be needed on the outside in order to fight off all the other interested parties.  Janet manages to find Hank in the Quantum Realm and they begin their return.  But Ava has the lab again and goes to start the extraction.  Bill urges her to wait and ask Janet for help (Hank has already promised Bill his help).  Hope and Scott arrive (after Hope saves Scott after he passes out from growing too large) and hold off Ava long enough for Hank and Janet to return.

It’s a tearful reunion between mother and daughter, then Janet helps stabilize Ava.  Bill and Ava go on the run, but the rest of the heroes get happy endings.  The security consulting business that Scott started gets better business after his associates help capture the bad guys.  Scott gets his anklet off and immediately goes to see Cassie (and her parents are being much kinder to Scott).  Janet and Hank set up house again.  The mid-credits scene sets up Infinity War; Scott goes into the Quantum Realm to collect particles to further help Ava.  But he’s trapped once Janet, Hank, and Hope dissolve from the snap.

I found it to be a fairly enjoyable movie, though I think they put in too many characters who want the lab, since there’s this other guy who has a mole in the FBI, but is also working for someone who wants the tech.  The villain of the film is just misguided.  I’m glad things worked out, but honestly, the movie could have ended halfway through.  I loved Scott’s interactions with his daughter.  And while Hank and Hope don’t immediately like Scott again, they work it out with everyone saving everyone else.  Hope even kisses Scott after she saves him.  They use a lot more shrinking and growing sequences in this film.  (And giant ants are still creepy).

Next Time: Captain Marvel

“Earth is closed today!”

Avengers: Infinity War

This starts bringing together all the other Marvel franchises; almost everyone is back from the previous eighteen movies that span ten years (the Marvel Studios logo even highlights the “I-O” as “10”.)  The film does jump around a lot, since it’s picking up and weaving a bunch of different storylines, to get everyone together. Spoilers will not be marked because I figure most everyone has seen this movie by now.  It opens with a distress call from the Asgardian refugee ship [voiced by Thor director, Kenneth Branagh], which is being attacked by Thanos, picking up from the end of Ragnarök.  Heimdall is injured, most of the people are dead, which one of the henchmen says they should be glad to be part of the titan’s plan.  We see Thanos already has one of the Infinity Stones, the purple Power stone, placed in a glove as he grabs Thor.  He then speaks to Loki and bargains, the Tesseract, or his brother’s head.  Loki initially tells the titan “kill away,” but after a minute he cannot stand his brother’s screams and shouts “all right, stop!”  Thor says they don’t have the Tesseract, but Loki had actually managed to sneak it out of the vault before Asgard was destroyed.  As Loki hands Thanos the Tesseract, he tells Thor, “I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.”  He then tells Thanos, “we have a Hulk” [a callback to the first Avengers movie].  Hulk takes on Thanos, but Thanos is able to get strikes in and knock the Hulk to the ground.  Heimdall then calls upon his powers one last time to call the Bifrost and send Hulk away.  He’s stabbed for his actions, which upsets Thor, who is then bound in metal.

Thanos adds the blue Space stone to his gauntlet and Loki offers to be a guide to Earth, to retrieve two more stones.  He calls himself a prince of Asgard, and Odinson (looking right at Thor) as he pledges his undying fidelity to Thanos.  Then tries to stab the titan.  Thanos grabs the god of mischief by his neck and slowly crushes it, though Loki gets out “you will never be a god,” before his neck is broken and he’s thrown to the ground; “no resurrections this time (reference to the two times we had thought Loki had died in previous Thor films, only to still be alive due to tricks).”  Thor has been gagged, so we cannot fully hear his cries (though we are crying [but never fear, Loki returns in his own show, with the second season coming soon]…not that we knew that when our hearts are stomped on).  Thanos uses the two stones to vanish, leaving Thor to cry over his brother.

Heimdall had sent Hulk to New York City; where he crashes into the Sanctum and transforms back into Bruce Banner in order to warn Dr. Stephen Strange of Thanos’ arrival.  Tony is also in New York, with Pepper, mentioning he had a dream that they had a child.  He’s interrupted by Strange and Bruce, then taken to the Sanctum, where Wong summarizes the Infinity Stones for Tony.  Tony and Strange argue about the Time Stone, but they also have to find Vision and the Mind Stone.  Tony has to admit to Bruce that the Avengers split up and Tony and Steve Rogers are not speaking at the moment.  Bruce insists that Tony call Steve, and he goes to, but picks up on trouble outside.

One of the ships has descended, intent on acquiring the Time Stone.  Strange and Wong are ready to fight and Tony’s jogging suit can transform into an Iron Man suit (he has retained an arc reactor, even though he’s had surgery…a slight point of contention with Pepper we saw earlier), but Bruce is unable to transform into the Hulk.  Tony sends him out of the fight.  At the same time, Peter Parker is on a field trip and senses danger.  Ned’s idea of a distraction is to simply yell “we’re all gonna die!” to a bus of kids (driven by Stan Lee), but it allows Peter a chance to slide out a window.  He swings into action and Tony summarizes the problem as the bad guy is from space and “he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.”  Tony then sends Peter after Strange once he’s been captured; his cape tries to save him, but Strange is still taken aboard the spaceship (his buddy is abandoned somewhere by Wong).  Peter hangs on, and Tony zips after the ship, sending the Iron Spider suit to catch Peter.  Tony then tries to send Peter home, but the little spider hangs on and sneaks aboard the ship.  Tony is able to tell Pepper that he’s on the ship and he may not be home real quick.  Bruce picks up the phone to call Steve.

The Guardians of the Galaxy are the ones to respond to the Asgardian distress signal.  Thor drops onto their ship and he’s not dead yet.  (Drax and Gamora admire his muscles, which makes Quill self-conscious and it’s embarrassing to watch him attempt to imitate Thor).  Thor figures that Thanos will be heading to Knowhere to retrieve the red Reality stone from the Collector, where he had it hidden after the events of Dark World.  But Thor also needs to go to Nidavellir [which in Norse mythology, the realm of the Dwarves, and in the MCU, is one of the Nine Realms], to retrieve a Thanos-killing weapon.  Rocket decides to go with Thor, taking Groot with them; while Drax, Gamora, and Mantis will go with Quill to Knowhere, trying to beat Thanos there.

Meanwhile (because a lot of this is happening simultaneously in the timeline), Wanda and Vision are in Scotland, trying to get time together.  But they see the attack on New York on the news, and Tony’s disappearance and Vision wants to go help.  But they’re attacked by more of Thanos’ henchmen, intent on getting the Mind Stone.  One manages to stab Vision and weaken him and Wanda does her best to hold them off.  Luckily, Steve shows up, along with Sam and Natasha, who help beat off the alien team.  Steve tells them to go home.

Gamora has a flashback to the day Thanos came to her planet, killing half the population, but he adopted Gamora during the fray, showing her how to balance a knife and hiding the violence from her.  She still has the dagger and goes to Quill, asking him to promise to kill her if Thanos gets ahold of her.  She has information that Thanos wants, but he doesn’t know she has.  She extracts the promise from Quill and they share a kissed, watched by Drax.  At first, they think Knowhere is abandoned and witness Thanos threaten the Collector.  Gamora attacks Thanos, even going so far as to stab him.  But turns out, Thanos now has the Reality stone and it was all an illusion.  Thanos is touched by Gamora’s emotions, since she cried after supposedly killing him, and he captures her.  Gamora reminds Quill of his promise and it takes a minute, but he is prepared to shoot her.  But Thanos turns the shot into bubbles and disappears with Gamora.

“Home” is still the Avengers compound for Steve, where Rhodey is dealing with Secretary Ross.  Ross is not impressed with Steve’s appearance, but Captain America is not looking for forgiveness and he’s way past asking for permission.  “Earth has just lost its best defender [referring to Tony],” and they’re here to fight.  Ross wants Rhodey to arrest Steve and his fugitive buddies, but Rhodey shuts down the call and begins planning with the team.  Vision suggests they destroy the Mind stone and feels that Wanda’s powers can do it, but she refuses and Steve won’t trade lives.  Bruce suggests that there may be a way to separate the stone from Vision and keep Vision alive, but he can’t do it.  Steve knows somewhere.

Wakanda is preparing for a fight and T’Challa goes to Bucky; the White Wolf has rested long enough.  Bucky asks “where’s the fight?” when he sees a new vibranium arm.  “On its way,” T’Challa responds.

Tony is not pleased to discover that Peter is still on the spaceship, but they come up with a plan to rescue Strange, sucking the henchman out into space.  Then Tony and Strange argue (again) whether they should return to Earth or not [faceoff between two Sherlocks, oh boy], Tony suggesting that going towards Thanos buys them an element of surprise.  Strange warns Tony that if it comes between saving the Time Stone, or saving Tony or Peter, he will let them die.  Tony quickly dubs Peter an official Avenger [and I’m not sure how happy Peter is about that at the moment; he knows that everything going on is dangerous right now, but there’s still pride there, that Tony trusts him.]

Thanos has brought Gamora back to his ship, commenting that Gamora used to help Thanos with his vision.  She retorts that she has always hated him; she was his prisoner.  She insists that she does not know where the orange Soul stone is.  But Thanos reveals he’s torturing Nebula and knows, from Nebula’s memory files, that Gamora found the Soul stone and burnt the map.  Gamora eventually can’t take her screams any longer and admits that she found the Soul stone; it’s on Vormir.

Thor, along with Rocket and Groot arrive at Nidavellir, only to find that the forge has gone cold.  There is one dwarf left, Eitri (played by Peter Dinklage, whom we know as Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones, Trask from Days of Future Past and Trumpkin in Prince Caspian), who made the gauntlet for Thanos in order to hopefully spare the other dwarves (and angry that Asgard did not protect them).  Thanos killed them anyway and hobbled Eitri’s hands.  But Thor offers to help Eitri; they need a weapon.  There’s one mold left, for an axe Eitri will name Stormbreaker, which in theory can summon Bifrost.

At the same time, Nebula escapes Thanos’ ship and calls for the Guardians to meet on Titan.  Strange, Peter, and Tony have landed there and meet the Guardians, who attack, thinking they are servants of Thanos.  Quill is ready to shoot Peter and Tony is ready to shoot Drax; Quill demanding “where is Gamora?” while Tony retorts “who is Gamora?”  They roundabout figure out they’re all from Earth and all against Thanos (though Quill’s not sure who the Avengers are), and hey, they all know Thor.  Tony wants to make a plan, focusing on getting the gauntlet off Thanos and Strange uses the Time stone to examine possible futures.  He sees over fourteen million; sadly, they only win one.

Gamora takes Thanos to Vormir, where they encounter the Red Skull (not played by Hugo Weaving, but the actor does an excellent mimicry of his voice), who was banished to guide others to a treasure he cannot possess.  He informs them of the sacrifice that is required to acquire the Soul stone; a soul for a soul.  Meaning Thanos must sacrifice that which he loves in order to gain the stone.  Gamora laughs at first, thinking Thanos is sunk; he loves nothing.  But he is crying, because he knows he must kill Gamora and he actually cared for her a little.  She struggles, trying to stab herself first, but Thanos throws her over the edge and gains the Soul stone.  All that are left are the Mind stone and the Time stone.

Part of the Avengers have arrived in Wakanda, where Shuri can begin to extract the Mind stone (and proving that she is smarter than Bruce and Tony).  Wanda will guard them, then destroy the stone once it is out.  The arrival of the Avengers is not what Okoye expected when T’Challa was going to open Wakanda; she thought of the Olympics, or at least a Starbucks.  But Steve is happy to see Bucky.  When the army arrives and strikes the dome, T’Challa orders someone to get Steve a shield.  Bruce wears the Hulkbuster suit since Hulk continues to refuse to come out.

Thor enlists Rocket’s help (whom he keeps calling a rabbit) in order to restart the rings and awaken the heart of a dying star so the metal will melt.  They succeed with the rings, but the iris is broken and won’t remain open.  Thor offers to hold the iris open.  Eitri warns him that it will kill him.  “Only if I die,” Thor retorts.  He manages to withstand the star’s light long enough, but collapses from the burns.  He needs the axe, or he’ll dye, Eitri realizes and Groot grows a handle for the axe from his arm.  Thor is restored (and proves he’s a god, because who else could do all that?).

The battle in Wakanda begins and the heroes soon realize they have to open the dome a little in order to keep the battle focused on them and away from Vision.  [And it is great to see M’Baku next to T’Challa and the chants get everyone pumped up.]  It may be the end of Wakanda, but it will be a noble end.  With a cry of “Wakanda forever!” our heroes charge, T’Challa and Steve soon in the lead.  They make a great effort, but numbers are against them.  They soon are overpowered, but Thor arrives in a flash, bringing lightning (and the theme music).  “Bring me Thanos!” he cries and crashes into the fray.

Meanwhile, Thanos is on Titan and discusses matters with Strange, which is really a distraction for the team to get into place.  Nebula arrives and gets a few shots at Thanos.  They manage to get ahold of Thanos and Mantis puts him under, while Tony and Peter work on getting the glove off.  But Quill demands to know where Gamora is, Tony urging him to not engage.  They realize that Gamora is dead and Quill punches Thanos, which wakes him up.  Peter almost has the gauntlet off, but Thanos regains it and Peter has to go catch the Guardians as they’re flung away.  Thanos drops a moon on Tony, then faces off against Strange, powers versus powers.  He grabs the necklace off Strange, but breaking only reveals that it is a fake.  He throws Strange aside and Tony flies back into the fight.  Thanos actually respects Tony (not enough to keep him from stabbing the man) and comments that when half the people of the world survive, he hopes they will remember Tony.  Strange asks Thanos to stop.  He’ll give him the stone in order to spare Tony.  Tony shakes his head, but Thanos gains the green Time stone.  Quill attacks, and Thanos leaves.  “We’re in the endgame now,” Strange remarks.

Bucky and Rocket team up briefly, Rocket remarking he either wants Bucky’s gun, or arm.  Steve and Thor manage to greet each other, but the machines eventually break the dome.  Wanda flies down to help, allowing one of the henchmen the chance to attack Shuri.  She defends herself, but Vision has to join the fight and is taken out the window.  There is a wonderful team up between Natasha, Wanda, and Okoye [and all the ladies cheer, because girl power!]  There’s a bit of hope.  Until…Thanos arrives in Wakanda and uses the stones against the Avengers’ attack.  Vision realizes they have to destroy the Mind stone and begs Wanda until she agrees.  She manages to do so, and even hold off Thanos.  But he uses the Time stone to bring Vision back and rip the stone from his head.  Steve even gets in to keep Thanos’ hand apart, but he’s thrown to the side.  Thor brings his axe down into Thanos’ chest, remarking, “I told you you’d die for that,” vengeance for Heimdall, Loki, and his people.  Well, Thanos’ responds, “you should have gone for the head,” and snaps his fingers.  His hand is charred, but he disappears.

Bucky is the first to disintegrate, then T’Challa, Groot, Wanda, then Sam.  On Titan, Mantia, Drax, and Quill all disintegrate.  Strange tells Tony “there was no other way.”  Peter stumbles to Tony, commenting “I don’t feel so good,” (his spidey-sense warning him).  Tony catches him as the teen mumbles “I don’t want to go.”  And his parting words to his mentor are “I’m sorry.”  [And the Russos crush our hearts!]

Maria Hill and Fury are the last we see disappear in the stinger, while they’re starting to react to the battle in Wakanda.  Fury manages to send something on a pager and all we see is a star symbol appear.

A big deal is made through the bonus features that Infinity War and Endgame were filmed back-to-back over one year.  Which is admittedly a lot of work, not discounting that, but you’re also speaking to people who have watched Lord of the Rings and Hobbit and those took longer to film and had extensive pick-up shooting (we’ll get more into that when I cover those films).  So, we’re impressed, but not blown away.

They also mentioned that the conflict between heroes can be entertaining; and they have a point at times.  Like when Tony and his group face off with Quill and the Guardians; we the audience know they’re all good guys, but they’ve never met, until they realize they all know Thor.  But like in Civil War, we honestly just want all our favorite heroes to get along.  So many times, the heroes were so close to a solution.  So many times, if they had just executed a plan earlier, they would have succeeded.  And they would have, if they were together.

And I get that was the directors’ idea; separate them so that they’re at their lowest point when their greatest threat comes along and it makes an interesting story, but if they had communicated better, then some heartache would have been saved (like the audience’s…cause now we don’t trust you).

We’ll delve more into the results of this film when the story picks back up in Endgame.

Up Next: Ant-Man and Wasp  (which, I have to admit, I have never watched before)

“You’re late.” “And you’re missing an eye.”

Thor: Ragnarök

The third solo Thor film; the title is part of actual Norse mythology, though Marvel has it occur a bit different than what tradition has passed down.  There is a new villain in Hela (played by Cate Blanchett; Galadriel in Lord of the Rings and Hobbit, as well as the voice of Valka in the latter two How to Train Your Dragon movies.  She’s the stepmother in Kenneth Branagh’s Cinderella, involved in Ocean’s Eight, played Elizabeth I twice, and Marion in Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood).  Jeff Goldblum is another antagonist in the Grandmaster, and Karl Urban is Skurge (Éomer in Lord of the Rings, Dr. McCoy in the alternate universe Star Trek movies, and apparently a stormtrooper in Rise of Skywalker.)  [We’ll cover more on the fact that Marvel has chosen a lot of Middle Earth actors to be in their universe in the wrap-up post.] 

This film starts a little differently, with Thor voicing over a summary, saying he’s saved Earth a couple times and is now a hero.  And he’s been searching the cosmos for the Infinity Stones.  And that is how he ended up in a cage, from which he drops and dangles and spins in front of Surtur, who is destined to destroy Asgard in Ragnarök.  Thor has been concerned about Ragnarök, with the nature of his dreams lately; so if he takes the crown off Surtur’s head, it can never be put in the Eternal Flame and thus Ragnarök will be averted.  But Surtur warns Thor that Ragnarök has already begun and Odin is not on Asgard.  There is nothing Thor can do to stop it.  He still holds his hand out for Mjölnir and smashes through the demons (cue Immigrant Song).  He calls for Heimdall after he takes the crown off Surtur, but he doesn’t get a response, so he has to dodge a dragon (of some sort [could be a reference to the Midgard serpent of Norse legend]).  Turns out, Heimdall is not at the Bifrost, there’s a new guy, Skurge, who is too busy showing off to ladies to hear Thor.  He does eventually answer, after Thor slays the dragon.  Heimdall is a fugitive, after being declared a traitor to the crown.  Thor flies off to confront “Odin,” and Skurge runs behind him. 

There’s a new statue of Loki and Thor discovers a play being performed about Loki’s sacrifice (with Luke Hemsworth [Chris’s older brother; a cousin of theirs is a college girl in the film] portraying Thor, Matt Damon portraying Loki, and Sam Neill portraying Odin).  When Thor addresses “Odin,” he remarks “Oh shit,” then babbles that the Asgardians wanted to honor Loki.  Thor then holds on to Odin, swinging Mjölnir, then threatens that nothing with stop the hammer from returning to his hand, “not even your face, brother.”  “Odin” shouts he yields and transforms into Loki [we already knew Odin was Loki from the last scene of Dark World].  Skurge finally shows up, but Loki’s already annoyed; his new lackey had one job, and didn’t do it well.

Thor now demands to know where Odin is.  Loki knows.  He’s on Earth.  At the Shady Acre Senior Home…that is currently being demolished when the brothers visit.  Loki doesn’t know where Odin currently is, making a crack that he’s not a witch.  Then Loki disappears and Thor finds a card, directing him to Bleeker St; where Thor meets Dr. Stephen Strange; “Earth has wizards now?”  Strange keeps an eye on threats to Earth, including Loki, but all Thor and Loki want is to find Odin.  Strange can help with that (and also show off his magic to Thor [there’s an interesting post on the different ways Loki and Strange utilize magic, being pro-Loki]), and opens a portal for Thor.  He needs his “umbrella” first, which crashes into several things on its way to Thor, and Loki.  Who has been “falling for thirty minutes!”  Strange sends the brothers to Norway.

Odin is sitting calmly, waiting for his sons.  It admittedly took time for his to shake off Loki’s magic, but now, Odin misses his wife.  He knows his time draws near, and he has to warn Thor and Loki that they have a sister, whom he exiled for her violent appetite.  She is the goddess of death, and Odin’s first born.  She draws her power from Asgard and if she resides there, it will be limitless.  He also counsels his sons to remember this place they all saw each other.  Then he turns to gold dust and floats away.

A storm begins brewing and Thor and Loki are ready to fight again, until Hela emerges.  Their clothes transform when they approach her.  She first tells them to kneel.  To which Loki demands, “I beg your pardon?”  [How dare she steal his line.]  Thor throws Mjölnir, which Hela crushes.  The brothers try to make it to Asgard, but Hela attacks them while in transit and throws them out.  When Hela arrives at the Bifrost, she instantly stabs Volstagg and Fandral for moving against her.  Skurge just wants to survive, so she takes him with her.

Thor lands on Sakaar, in a rubbish heap.  A crew try to take him prisoner, but another woman comes along and claims him instead, with a little shocking device (she’s also a little drunk).  Thor meets the Grandmaster and hears about his contest of champions.  If Thor wants his freedom, he has to defeat the Grandmaster’s contender.  Loki is also in the background and the brothers bicker a little; Loki was thrown out first and landed before Thor, but managed to befriend the Grandmaster instead of be trapped.  Loki later visits his brother in the prison, while Thor holds a quiet, private memorial for Odin, which Loki joins.   Though it’s just an illusion; Thor can easily throw rocks through Loki lied to both of them.  Yet, when Thor argues he wants to return to Asgard, Loki insists that Hela is stronger.  They could wait a while, and make their own way off Sakaar and go anywhere.  Thor finally reviews Loki’s actions; he faked his death, stripped Odin of his powers and stole the throne, left Odin on Earth, to die, which released the goddess of death.  And that is only the past two days.  Loki warns his brother that anyone who faces the Grandmaster’s contender perishes; and he’s bet heavily against Thor. 

[Let’s stop and consider a few things for a moment, since Loki is one of my favorite characters: He joined in the memorial for Odin; he still considers Odin to be his father, as much as he sneeringly denies it at times.  He is genuinely concerned for his brother going against Hela.  He claims Hela as “our sister.”  His voice rises when he tells Thor he doesn’t stand a chance.  So, as much as Loki argues to the contrary; he’s still Thor’s brother, he’s still Odin’s son.  And, as Hela pointed out, Loki picked up some of Odin’s mannerism, offering to come to a deal.  And supposedly, the Asgardians didn’t notice a difference in Loki ruling as Odin.]

Meanwhile, in Asgard, Hela greets the guards and claims her right to rule as Odin’s firstborn.  The guards attack and she has fun slaying them all; Hogun being the last one standing.  While Hela and Skurge are busy outside the palace, Heimdall steals his sword from Bifrost (preventing Hela from rampaging the cosmos).  Inside the palace, Hela reveals that Odin covered up the history he had with Hela; how they won the Nine Realms by spilling buckets of blood.  But when Hela grew too ambitious, Odin locked her away.  Below the palace, the dead guards are buried and she uses the Eternal Flame to revive them, along with the gigantic wolf, Fenris [who does play a part in the traditional Ragnarök myth].

Thor is sent to face the Grandmaster’s contender and Korg, his rock buddy in prison, points out that the woman who caught Thor is an Asgardian.  Thor recognizes her as a Valkyrie, due to a tattoo, and tries to ask for her help.  She dismisses him.  Thor then has to face a haircut from Stan Lee, and enters the ring.  Turns out, the champion is Hulk.  Thor is ecstatic; “he’s a friend from work.”  Loki is decidedly not.  But Thor cannot reason with the Banner portion, he cannot use tricks to calm him down.  So they pummel each other, Hulk even smashing Thor like he did Loki in New York, which Loki gleefully shouts “that’s how it feels!” [and the funniest part of the movie].  This triggers lightning to come out of Thor and the ante is upped.  And just when Thor is ready to finish Hulk, the Grandmaster shocks Thor and he passes out.

But he wakes up in Hulk’s chambers (briefly shirtless, I think that’s a rule) and tries to pick up their friendship.  He realizes that Hulk came to Sakaar in the Quinjet and that is a way off.  But Hulk wants to stay.  Thor manages to contact Heimdall and check on the situation in Asgard.  The people hide from Hela.  Heimdall suggests Thor go through the big doorway to get off the planet.  Hulk is friends with Valkyrie and Thor attempts to recruit her, but Valkyrie wants nothing to do with Hela.  She’s happy to drink and forget.  Thor manages to get out and to the Quinjet, but the Hulk destroys it when he wants Thor to stay.  Triggering a video from Black Widow brings Banner back, who is concerned he stayed as the Hulk for two years.  If that happens again, Banner may not come back.

The Grandmaster sends Loki and Valkyrie to find Thor and Hulk, though after a brief fight, in which Loki also discovers who Valkyrie is, they team up with Thor and Banner to get off Sakaar, through the largest portal.  Loki can help them get a ship.  Thor and Loki fight together, and Loki suggests he goes separate ways from Thor.  And Thor agrees; at one point, he thought the world of Loki, but Loki keeps betraying him, and their paths diverged long ago.  He still suggests they do “get help.”  Loki does not want to do “get help.”  They do “get help” and Thor throws Loki at the guards.  Loki attempts to betray Thor, but Thor is a step ahead this time, and slaps a shocker on Loki.  Korg and his revolution eventually free Loki, who takes a larger transport to follow Thor.  Thor steals one of the Grandmaster’s ships and Valkyrie helps clear their path off planet.

Hela and Skurge are threatening the people, who are trying to make it to the Bifrost with Heimdall, but an army is behind them and Fenris is in front of them.  Thor sits on the throne to draw Hela to him.  He even tries to bond with Hela, that Odin’s solutions to problem was to either cover it up, or cast it out.  But Thor is wise enough to know he cannot trust Hela; he’d love for someone else to take the thrown, but she’s just the worst.  In the ensuing fight, Hela slices out one of Thor’s eyes, so now he looks like Odin.

Meanwhile, Valkyrie starts to clear a path for the Asgardians.  Bruce turns into the Hulk and takes on Fenris (after smooshing into the rainbow bridge as Bruce first).  A transport ship arrives for the people, Loki proudly declaring “your savior is here!”  Heimdall knew Loki would show up, and Loki joins him against the army.

Thor is losing the fight against Hela and she taunts him, “what were you the god of again?”  Thor has a vision of Odin, who counsels him that Mjölnir was only a way for Thor to focus and control his power.  And Asgard is the people, not a place.  Thor fears he is not as strong as Odin; not, Odin tells him, Thor is stronger.  This triggers lightning from Thor again and he blasts his sister (notice the pride on Loki’s face), and a repeat of the Immigrant Song.  And a totally epic image of Thor smashing through the ranks with lightning.  The heroes still struggle and Hela tries to stop the transport ship.  Skurge jumps out from where he was hiding to take on the army, but Hela spears him.

Thor realizes the only way they can defeat Hela is to destroy Asgard; she’ll lose her power.  They have to trigger Ragnarök.  He sends Loki (whom he knew would show up) to the vault to put Surtur’s crown in the Eternal Flame.  The devil-like creature is happy to smash, though Hulk tries to take him on and Thor has to call him back.  Hela rallies for a moment, but Surtur still smashes her.  Sadly, the planet is destroyed, but the people survive.  And Loki is there to stand beside his brother (and we hope they did hug).  Loki is not sure about returning to Earth, but Thor feels everything will work out fine.  There is an ominously huge ship that appears in front of them.

I find this film funnier than several of the other Marvel movies. It’s an appropriate amount of humor; Love and Thunder just tried too hard.   Thor is more off the cuff and even Loki is more relaxed.  We continue to see more of a sibling relationship between Thor and Loki, like throwing things at each other, anticipating each other’s moves.  And playing Led Zepplin’s Immigrant Song makes it badass; and the lyrics match well, as my father pointed out: “We come from the land of ice and snow/From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow/The hammer of the god/Will drive our ships to new lands/To fight the horde, sing and cry/Valhalla, I am coming.”

We also witness two kickass female characters…with absolutely no love interests!  Hela reveals in being the goddess of death [Cate Blanchett is plain awesome].  Valkyrie doesn’t take crap from anyone.

I’ve recently started my research on Norse mythology, with a course from Wondrium, that covered the basics of their legends and clearly stated that Marvel got the legend wrong.  It was fairly interesting, though I intend to follow up with some books I already own (including the tome by Neil Gaiman).

At the time of writing this blog, sadly Ray Stevenson, the actor who portrays Volstagg [among other roles, such as Porthos in the 2011 Three Musketeers] passed away on May 21st.

I am incredibly busy for the next month, so Black Panther will be a while coming (but it will come).  In the meantime, who are your favorite MCU characters?

“Yeah, a kid who can stop a bus with my bare hands.”

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Still a part of Sony Pictures, but they collaborated to bring Spider-Man into the MCU.  Tom Holland [approved by Stan Lee] is the newest actor to take on the lead role.  Jon Favreau as Happy Hogan makes an appearance, as does Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark.  Zendaya (Greatest Showman) is Michelle, or more commonly called, MJ.  Michael Keaton (Batman in the 1989 film [and it looks like he is reprising that role in the upcoming Flash film]) is Adrian Toomes, AKA the Vulture.  Donald Glover (who we saw as a young Lando Calrissian in the Solo movie), makes an appearance as Aaron Davis.  And if the principal looks familiar, that is Kenneth Choi, who played Jim Morita, one of the Howling Commandos in First Avenger; now he’s Principal Morita, a descendant of Jim.  (Fun side note, Jennifer Connelly voices the Karen A.I in the spider-suit; she is married to Paul Bettany, whom we know in the MCU as JARVIS, in the first few Iron Man suits.  It is also noted that “Homecoming” has many connotations as a title; obviously it is the dance that occurs in the film, then there’s coming home from Berlin, and finally, a homecoming for the Spider-Man character to the MCU.)

We throwback a little to the end of the first Avengers film and a crew is cleaning up the aftermath of the invasion.  They are interrupted by a government agency, the Department of Damage Control, in conjunction with Tony Stark, so Toomes looses the contract and is thus out a fair bit of money.  He and his crew decide to keep the last load of exotic materials they forgot to turn over.  They create gadgets out of them and prepare to change their worlds.  This continues for eight years to bring us to the present day; Toomes now flies around picking up scrap from the Damage Control as the Vulture, with a flying suit.

In Spider-Man’s case, we start with his appearance in Civil War; he makes a behind the scenes video for himself and receives a new suit from Tony.  Then Tony is dropping Peter back off at home, counting this as an internship as an alibi, and tells Peter to keep the suit.  No, there are no missions planned for Peter anytime soon, but keep doing the little stuff and keep in contact with Happy, Tony tells him.  And in a very Tony Stark fashion, also tells the teen “Just don’t do anything I would do.  And definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”  And so, Peter blows up Happy’s phone, checking in for two months, asking about any new missions and reporting on stopping bike thieves and little old ladies.

We also meet Peter Parker’s friends; Ned, who he builds Lego Death Stars with; there’s MJ, who watches them; Peter also has a crush on Liz.  Sadly, Flash is a bully and doesn’t believe that Peter actually has an internship with Tony Stark.  Peter is also part of the academic decathlon at Midtown Science and Technology school (which showcases Howard Stark, Abraham Erskine, and Bruce Banner in the background), but he’s trying to drop out of nationals since he feels he needs availability in case Tony calls.  MJ points out he’s dropped out of band and robotics club already (she’s just observant, she swears).

Then, Peter comes upon bank robbers with high-tech gear.  He’s got the banter down, but one of the ray guns slices through the bank and across the street, to the bodega that Peter visits during the day.  He rushes over to save the owner and his cat, but now Spider-Man is going to be on the lookout for those weapons.  Peter sneaks home, still in his suit because the garbage bin his bookbag was webbed to was taken away.  He crawls up the wall and through the window, and only discovers Ned when he turns around.  He makes his friend swear not to tell anyone; he doesn’t want to worry his Aunt May.  So now Ned wants to help Peter as Spider-Man, be his “guy in the chair.”

When the boys find out that Liz has a crush on Spider-Man (in gym class, where they show Captain America videos mandated by the state), Ned blurts out that Peter knows Spider-Man through the Stark Internship.  This gains them an invitation to Liz’s party (and we find out she’s a senior, compared to their sophomore status), with Flash cracking that Peter should bring Spider-Man.  Peter’s not comfortable using Spider-Man like that and when he suits up, he discovers lights coming from a weapons deal.  He breaks it up, then tries to follow the bad guys…and we discover that Spider-Man is not meant for the suburbs; there aren’t a lot of tall buildings for his webs to latch on to and for him to swing around.  So he gets dragged around by the van, until the Vulture swoops down and grabs him.  Then he drops him in a lake.  Luckily, the suit has a parachute, but Peter still struggles in the water.  Another suit dives in and pulls him out; it’s Iron Man.  Well, his suit; Tony’s somewhere more exotic.  He does lecture Peter (while showing off there’s a heater in Spider’s suit) and breaks out the classic “because I said so!” line.  Peter should leave the weapons and guys in suits alone; there are other people to handle that (but not the Avengers).  Peter should stay closer to the ground, help the little guy, and be the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.  Peter points out that Tony thought he was ready for the big leagues by taking him up against Captain America.  To which Tony retorts, that if Cap had wanted to really hurt Peter, he would have [so Tony was counting on Steve not wanting to hurt his friends; at that point, Steve wouldn’t go for the kill…Tony still gets called out for his decision in the fandom].  His parting words to Peter are, if Peter comes across these weapons again, call Happy (who is also busy packing up the Avengers tower and moving everything to the new facility upstate).

On his way home, Peter finds part of the weapon that was shot at him and takes it with him.  Then beats on it with a hammer during shop class, trying to get the power source out.  Ned happily helps with that part.  Meanwhile, Toomes intended for his merchandise to be moved under the radar and not draw the attention of the cops or the Avengers, but now they’re being shot out in the open by an idiot.  Who accidently ends up dead.  There’s talk of a big job, but Toomes wants to hold off yet.  He sends some guys out to track down the missing weapon piece, so Peter spots them at the school.  He puts a tracker on them and finds them heading to Maryland.  It just so happens that Nationals for the academic decathlon are held in Washington D.C.  He gets back on the trip and in his hotel room, has Ned help him pull the tracker out of his suit so Happy and Tony don’t know what he’s doing.  He also has Ned turn off the “Training Wheel Protocol,” giving him more access to the suit.  Including its own A.I. voice, whom he names Karen.  Ned doesn’t think this is all a good idea, but Peter convinces him, then sneaks out to follow the crooks (there’s a deleted scene that shows the school bus passing the Triskelion mess that is still being cleaned up, and MJ comments on the situation; the Avengers are creating a lot of messes that Damage Control is cleaning up and so the crooks have a steady supply of parts they can steal).

Peter does interrupt the Vulture grabbing a load, but gets stuck in the truck, which is then parked in a secure warehouse.  It does allow him time to run a refresher course on his new web capabilities, but he gets bored soon and works on breaking out of the warehouse; especially when he finds out the core of the weapon he found, that he passed along to Ned for safekeeping, is explosive.  Peter misses the decathlon, yet Midtown wins thanks to MJ.  The team heads to the Washington Monument to celebrate and the scanners activate the core, which goes off in the elevator.  Spider-Man races to the scene and scales the building, having to crash through a window near the top, then web the elevator.  It still falls, but he manages to stop it.  He has to grab Liz at the last second, but once she’s safe, he drops.

Meanwhile, the Vulture and his crew are not happy with Spider-Man appearing and breaking up their business.  So, Toomes plans to kill Spider-Man (though he has to be grateful that Spider-Man saved his daughter in DC).

In typical teenage fashion, Peter is riding the high from his rescue and plans to skip out on school so he can continue to be Spider-Man and join the Avengers, but he’s caught by the principal and is in trouble for missing Nationals.  They show another cheesy Captain America video during detention, but Peter leaves when Steve poses “what would Captain America do?”  He gathers web fluid from under the lockers and works on hunting down the crooks.  He tries interrogating the guy he saved from the deal, who turns out to be helpful, but also comments that Peter has to get better at that part of the job; he sounds young and not intimidating.  Peter heads to the Staten Island Ferry to break up the next deal and hangs up on Tony when Stark calls to acknowledge a job well down in DC.  Then the FBI shows up to break up the operation, but Peter still goes after the Vulture.  Webbing one of the guns ends up cutting the ferry in two.  (Vulture has a point when he says Spider-Man is messing with things he doesn’t understand.)  Peter tries to web it back together, even holding the two pieces himself.  Luckily, Iron Man shows up and pushes it together and seals it back up.  It is actually Tony in the suit and he is furious.  When Peter protests that the adults need to listen to him, Tony points out he did; that’s why the FBI was there.  Peter just wanted to be like Tony; and Tony wanted him to be better.  Tony doesn’t want anything to happen to Peter and for that to be on his conscience; so he takes the suit.  Peter protests he’s nothing without the suit.  Then he shouldn’t have it, Tony tells him.

When Peter returns home, May is worried sick.  She knows he’s been cutting class and school and the decathlon.  She knows he’s sneaking out and begs him to talk to her.  She then comforts him when he quietly tells her he lost the Stark Internship.  At school, the principal gives him another chance; Peter’s a good kid.  And he’s on his best behavior now.  He hangs out with Ned and they complete the Lego Death Star.  He apologizes to Liz about decathlon and manages to ask her to homecoming.  May eagerly helps him prepare.

When Peter arrives to pick Liz up for the dance, he sees Toomes and recognizes him.  He’s distracted as they drive to the dance, and the chatting leads Toomes to realizing that Peter is Spider-Man.  He has a conversation with the boy (with a gun in his hand) in front of the school.  In return for Spider-Man saving Liz, Toomes is offering Peter the chance to walk away from taking down Vulture and his crew.  But if Peter persists, Toomes will go after Peter’s family.  Peter makes his decision as he walks into the dance.  He apologizes to Liz, then dashes down the hall.  He pulls out his old suit from under the lockers, but is met by one of the crew outside.  Ned comes along and helpfully subdues the guy, saving Spider-Man.  Peter has Ned call Happy, who is busy with the last steps of moving stuff out of the Avengers Tower (including Cap’s new shield and a magic belt for Thor).  Happy hangs up on Ned.  Peter steals Flash’s car to follow Toomes to a warehouse (he stashed his phone in the car for Ned to track; Ned is thrilled to be Peter’s “guy in the chair”…until he gets caught, then claims he was watching porn).  Toomes attempts talking to Peter again, claiming that guys like Tony Stark don’t understand what it’s like for guys like Toomes and Peter.  In reality, it’s a distraction, waiting for his wings to arrive.  They cut through support columns, which brings the warehouse crashing down onto Peter.

Peter freaks out [and all you want to do is wrap him in a hug] and calls out for help.  He sees his reflection mixed with the mask and recalls Tony’s words, that if he’s nothing without the suit, then he doesn’t deserve the suit.  His resolve strengthens and he lifts the rubble off him [one of my favorite parts].  He gets out in time to catch a ride with the Vulture, who has decided to do the big job, involving a high-altitude seal.  He attaches to the plane, which is autopiloted, and opens a doorway.  Toomes is thrilled with the hull, but Spider-Man breaks the seal.  And Vulture goes after Spider-Man.  The plane looses two engines in their fight, and then Peter has to steer the plane from crashing into a tower.  They crash onto a beach and Vulture goes after Spider-Man again.  Until he spots arc reactors and tries to take off with them.  Peter notices that his wings are sparking and tries to warn Toomes.  When a fire erupts, Peter gets up and drags Toomes out [another favorite part].  He webs Toomes to the gear and leaves another note for Happy, who saw the explosion.

Peter apologizes to Liz again, as she’s leaving school; she just hopes he works out what’s going on.  Happy picks Peter up from decathlon and takes him upstate to meet with Tony.  Tony commends Peter again for his actions and offers him an official place with the Avengers.  Peter considers it for a minute, then turns it down; he’d rather stay a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man for now.  Tony’s impressed, but then Pepper comes out, wanting to know what their announcement is going to be.  Happy has been carrying around a diamond ring since 2008 and throws it to Tony.  Pepper’s not too mad.  At home, Tony left the suit for Peter again and he eagerly puts it back on.  Except May is standing in the background now.  In the credits, we see Toomes approached by another criminal, who wants to know Spider-Man’s identity.  Toomes claims that if he knew who was under the mask, they’d be dead already.  [Yet we shouldn’t commend Toomes too much because he did knowingly attempt to kill a fifteen-year-old, who also happens to be a classmate of his daughter’s.]  And at the very end, is another Captain America video on patience, that sometimes we wait so long for something that ends up being disappointing…no, there is not clue as to the next video and Cap just wants to know how many more PSA’s he has to make.

To be fair, several characters can take part of the blame for actions in the film.  Tony recruited Peter to help fight against several superheroes, but didn’t lay ground rules for Peter after.  Peter himself tries to handle big problems on his own in an effort to prove himself to Tony.  Happy is dismissive of Peter’s calls, but then, Peter did send him a lot of messages, but adults didn’t listen to the teenager when he really had something important to say.  At the end of the day, we still root for Peter because he has honest, good intentions; he desperately wants to help.  He’s just fifteen.  He does show maturity throughout the film; he’s willing to apologize when he can, he’s not keen on being Spider-Man at a party, remarking to Ned that Spider-Man is not there for party tricks.

This movie got me interested in the MCU again, because after the last couple, my interest was waning.  But Tom Holland and thus Spider-Man is adorable, in that way that you want to hug someone and protect them [admittedly, I am not very familiar with the other Spider-Man movies, though I’ve watched the Tobey Maguire ones once; but they seem more serious, while Tom’s is that dorky kid that I relate to.]  I also appreciate Tom’s background in dance (he was Billy Elliot on the West End) and the fact that he can do all those flips on his own; he did most of the stuntwork where possible as well.

This is a well-developed story, showing consequences for actions and gives the villain a motive; though again, he did try to kill a fifteen-year-old, well aware of who he was.  Property was damaged, but only one person died and they were a bad guy and Spider-Man was not the one to kill him.  A low-level criminal even respects Spider-Man for blindly offering to get shot instead of him.  Teenagers are played by teenagers and act like teenager, with appropriate embarrassment.

And at the end, we just want to watch Tony mentor Peter and Peter eventually join the Avengers and become part of a family.  There are several fanfiction stories I found after watching this movie, but I am saving my recommendations for a big Marvel round-up post after the last movie.

Up Next: Some more fun with Thor: Ragnarök

“So, we’re saving the galaxy again?” “I guess”

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

The Guardians are back, adding Kurt Russell (he was Colonel Jack O’Neil in the first Stargate movie [before Richard Dean Anderson took over in the series], and opposite Goldie Hawn in Overboard) as Ego, with an appearance by Sylvester Stallone as Stakar.

The film opens in Missouri, 1980, where we meet Peter’s mother, as well as his father, though we should note that there is something alien in the field.  Meredith is so pleased to find a spaceman.  Quick jump to thirty-four years later, and Peter is on a job with the other Guardians, with their usual antics.  Dancing baby Groot distracts us from the fight going on behind him.  They technically complete the job, but Rocket steals something from their client, which sends a fleet of ships after the Guardians, who still bicker and now have Nebula with them as a prisoner.  Rocket and Peter argue over who is the better pilot and they are only saved by the intervention of a new ship.  They crash land onto Berhert, where the other ship lands as well and their savior introduces himself as Ego, Peter’s father.  He invites Peter to his home planet to explain everything.  Gamora and Drax go with Peter, while Rocket and Groot remain with Nebula to fix the ship.

Meanwhile, Yandu and his Ravengers are partying (well, Yandu isn’t partying as much), then he meets another Ravanger, Stakar, who calls Yandu out for some of his prior jobs, including kidnapping young Peter.  He’s exiled, but manages to pick up another job, which is to find the Guardians of the Galaxy for their botched job.  He finds Rocket, who handles the crew pretty well with a myriad of traps, but Nebula manages to get free and sides with the crew that mutinies against Yandu for going soft (he’s just smart enough to not kill the Guardians of the Galaxy).  Nebula makes a deal with the new crew so she can hunt Gamora and kill her, then track down Thanos and kill him.  Yandu, Rocket, and Groot manage to escape, aided by Kraglin and go after Peter.

Ego shows off his planet to Peter, Gamora, and Drax, and they meet his…companion Mantis, who uses her empathy to help Ego sleep.  Peter already doesn’t trust Ego, but as Gamora puts it, “if he ends up being evil, we’ll just kill him.”  But Ego’s planet is beautiful and full of life.  Ego reveals he’s a Celestial; in essence, a god, small “g.”  He doesn’t quite know where he came from, but he’s been around millions of years.  He can control the molecules around him and in the planet and eventually formed himself into a human.  He didn’t want to be alone in the universe and eventually met Meredith Quinn on Earth.  When he discovered she had a son, he searched the galaxy for him, then heard of a human who could hold an Infinity Stone without dying and knew Peter must be part Celestial.  He swears to Peter that he wanted to be a father; Peter is not a mistake.  And he wants to teach Peter about the light.  But Peter is still mad that Ego left and never came back.  They partially make up when Peter is able to make a ball out of light and they play quintessential catch for a few minutes.

Peter is happy and even persuades Gamora to dance with him for a few minutes, then she ends up insisting that there is nothing between them.  And Mantis is hiding something from the heroes.  Nebula tracks down Gamora and they start fighting each other, then Nebula’s ship crashes and Gamora ends up saving Nebula.  Nebula finally shouts at Gamora that all she wanted was a sister; it was Gamora who was focused on being better and the victor.  During their argument, they find skeletons and have to make it back to the surface.

That’s where Ego is sharing his plan with Peter.  Peter is immortal as long as the light lives in the planet.  And Ego wants to spread throughout the galaxy.  In this Expansion, he planted thousands of extensions of himself (that weird alien planet from the beginning) on thousands of planets, with the intention that they will cover all that exists.  But one Celestial does not have enough power on their own.  So he needs Peter.  Mantis explains to our heroes that the bones the sisters found are Ego’s previous children, none of whom shared the Celestial gene; only Peter.  And Peter’s initially taken by Ego and on board with the plan until Ego admits he was the one who put the tumor in Meredith.  Peter is furious.  He tries shooting Ego, but Ego just reforms and spears Peter in order to use him as a battery.  One Earth, that plant bursts into a giant black wave that begins engulfing the town.

Yandu and the rest of the Guardians crash in.  Yandu admits he couldn’t hand Peter over as a child after he heard about what happened to the others.  Peter grudgingly forgives him and they focus on destroying Ego, meaning they have to strike at the center of the planet in order to kill him.  Mantis helps the Guardians by putting Ego to sleep, which works for a few minutes.  When he wakes up, he tries to crush Peter’s friends, continuing to insist that this is Peter’s purpose in life.  But Peter fights back, remembering the good times he’s had with his friends (even a brief clip of Yandu teaching a young Peter something), and his friends are released.  He continues to hold back Ego, growling that he shouldn’t have killed his mom.  Groot sets a bomb, but it still looks hopeless for the Guardians, with the planet falling apart around them.  Rocket gets everyone on the ship and takes off, without Yandu and Peter, saving his friends.  They all demand to know about Peter.  Peter is fine not being a god and watches Ego disintegrate.  Yandu is there to save him, using the jetpack himself, but putting the protective bubble on Peter when they hit space.  Yandu freezes, but Peter lives.    

They hold a Ravanger funeral for Yandu, whom Peter finally admits was his dad.  The life he was always looking for was right there.  Gamora asks Nebula to stay and they even hug, admitting they will always be sisters.  But Nebula wants to hunt down Thanos and leaves.  The other Ravangers come for Yandu’s funeral and everyone is fairly content.

This movie is about family; yes, Peter finally solves the problem of who his biological father is, but he also accepts other people in his life as family.  And the Guardians feel the same way, considering they demand to know where Peter is before they leave.  And I like that Peter is a little more serious in this film.  There are plenty of jokes cracked to keep the humor we know from this crew, but Peter doesn’t pass everything off as a joke.  He honestly wants to know this man who calls himself Peter’s father, but is also smart enough to not immediately trust him.  And he truly cares for Gamora and Gamora eventually returns his feelings.  Everyone experiences character growth (which is what you want in a sequel).

I’m looking forward to Next Time, we have Spider-Man: Homecoming

They put the warnings after the spells

Doctor Strange

Again, Marvel continues to expand their universe.  Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock, Smaug and the Necromancer in the Hobbit trilogy, Khan in Into the Darkness, Richard III in Hollow Crown, as well as appearing in War Horse and Amazing Grace) leads the big name cast as the titular Dr. Stephen Strange.  Rachel McAdams (famous for The Notebook, Mean Girls [how did those two come out in the same year?], and Irene Adler in Guy Ritche’s Sherlock Holmes [which gave birth to a meme that’s only expanded]) is Dr. Christine Palmer, Chiwetel Ejiofor (the Operative from the Firefly movie, Serenity) is Mordo, while Mads Mikkelsen (he’s Grindelwald in Fantastic Beasts, and Galen Erso in Rogue One.  He’s also Rochefort in 2011’s Three Musketeers and Le Chiffre in Casino Royale; needless to say, he’s experienced playing villains) is Kaecilius.  Tilda Swinton (a bit of a different role from portraying the White Witch in the Chronicles of Narnia films) is the Ancient One [and if you’re like me, and wondering why Pangborn is familiar looking, he’s Eric Matthews in Miss Congeniality.]

The film opens with Kaecilius beheading the librarian in order to rip pages from a book in order to do a dangerous ritual.  Change of scenery to a city and Kaecilius is confronted by someone in yellow robes with their hood up.  He shouts hypocrite while the world gets topsy-turvy.  The woman in yellow showcases her skill and Kaecilius and his followers run away. 

Another change in scenery and we meet a doctor as he preps for the operating room.  He’s a bit of a show off, but does help another doctor in a second operation when she asks.  We find out that Christine Palmer used to date Stephen Strange, but they chose different paths; her in the ER and he wants to advance new techniques.  Or show off and get credit; “everything is about you,” Christine remarks.  Stephen invites her to a ceremony, which is an award for him, but she declines.  We see that Stephen has done well for himself with the selection of watches and the fast car he has.  But as he’s checking out a new case (and turning down Rhodey’s spinal case we find out), his car crashes, glass shatters into his hands.  Christine is one of the doctors who rushes alongside him back into the hospital.  She’s the one to inform Stephen of the bad news; due to how long it took to get him into a hospital (most likely because it took time to discover he was missing and find him), there is severe nerve damage in his hands.  She encourages him to allows his body to heal, but he bites back “you’ve ruined me.”  So begins Stephen’s journey to get his hands back.  He asks different doctors for help, suggests experimental treatments.  But nothing brings them back to the way they were.  Christine tries to help him, but he pushes her away, being very rude to her one evening, saying that they hadn’t even made a good couple and tells her to leave.  So she does.

He eventually finds another patient who had had a supposedly hopeless case, but ended up walking again.  When he tracks down this Pangborn, he’s sent to Karma-Taj, which apparently resides in Nepal, because Stephen travels to Kathmandu.  He’s rescued from some thugs by Mordo, then taken before the Ancient One [and I do appreciate that the Ancient One is portrayed as a woman simply from the aspect that a woman is the head of this…religion I believe one could classify].  She is aware of who Stephen Strange is and explains that they are able to convince the body to put itself back together, by reorienting the spirit to heal the body (I don’t quite get the mix of medical and philosophical).  Stephen is disbelieving, so the Ancient One demonstrates by sending Stephen’s soul through different dimensions (and it gets a bit weird here).  He asks to be taught.  Mordo tosses him out.  But Stephen persists; sitting at the door, until the Ancient One lets him in based on his stubbornness, arrogance, and ambition, though she fears leading another gifted student who may ultimately betray her (like Kaecilius).

The Ancient One teaches Stephen that the language of the mystic arts is as old as civilization; they called it spells, but they actually harness energy from the multiverse [setting up the storylines after Endgame that we are not getting into because they are too confusing and I just didn’t have the energy after Endgame to continue with the crazy storylines.]  This energy they use to create shields and weapons.  It requires study and practice, which Stephen should be used to.  Stephen discovers the library and the new librarian, Wong.  He is told that no knowledge is forbidden, only certain practices.  Eventually, Stephen begins to study time, which is not something that is really allowed, but he also gets good at astral projecting and being in two places at one, and even allows his astral form to read while he sleeps.  He has his struggles, often blaming his hands, until the Ancient One leaves him on Mount Everest and he has to make his way back.  He succeeds and continues.  She also shows him the Mirror Dimension when his education progresses and he needs a safe place to practice; what occurs in the Mirror Dimension cannot influence the physical world.  Stephen’s study in time leads him to the book of time and the Eye of Agamotto.  He uses his new knowledge to bring the pages torn out of the book back and starts to read about the Dark Dimension.  He’s caught and stopped and warned not to tamper with natural law.  While the Avengers defend the world against physical dangers, sorcerers defend it against mystical dangers.  Stephen finds out about the three Sanctums; Hong Kong, London, and New York.  The Dark Dimension holds Dormamu, who is the cosmic conqueror and destroyer of worlds.

Then Kaecilius attacks the London Sanctum, which throws Stephen into the New York Sanctum.  Kaecilius soon arrives and kills the guard, and Stephen fights back…with some help from a cape (and the funniest bit of the movie).  Stephen is stabbed and transports himself to the hospital where Christine is and gets her help.  He has to go to the astral plane to fight another bad guy, and he ultimately lives and proves to Christine he’s not crazy, though she’s still a bit scared.  He returns to New York and keeps the cape.  But he has also discovered the Ancient One’s secret; she draws on the Dark Dimension while warning others away…that is how she has lived so long.  Stephen gets in an argument with Mordo, then Kaecilius is back and they try to trap him in in Mirror Dimension, but he fights it.  The Ancient One arrives and fights Kaecilius again.  This time, she’s stabbed and exits the Mirror Dimension.  Stephen takes her to Christine, but she freezes time for a single moment to talk to Stephen, bestowing words of wisdom.  Then she allows herself to die.  Stephen knows he must save the Hong Kong Sanctum, dragging Mordo with him, who is angry with the Ancient One. 

When they initially arrive, they are too late, but Stephen uses the Eye to begin to rewind time.  Eventually, he freezes it and confronts Dormamu.  He’s come to bargain and he has infinite time to repeat the same moment over and over and over again, which makes Dormamu his prisoner.  His price, take the zealots and leave, let Earth live.  Dormamu agrees and Kaecilius is dragged into the Dark Dimension and Hong Kong is saved.  Mordo has to figure out his new path and leaves.  Stephen agrees to put the Eye back and Wong points out that it is an Infinity Stone.  We see that Mordo has chosen a bloody path and hunts down Pangborn because this world now has too many sorcerers.  And a little taste of Thor is given when we see in the credits Stephen meets with the god, mentioning Odin and Loki.

Let me say that this film has a great cast.  However, as much as I’m interested in magic, I just can’t get into this film.  To me, the film is very one note. Yet, it is how we get this meme (and there’s another Sherlock if you include superhero movies in general with Henry Cavill as Superman/Sherlock in Enola Holmes):

Up Next: Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2

“Are we still friends?” “Depends on how hard you hit me.”

Captain America: Civil War

A turning point in the MCU and it acts more like an Avengers movie since most of the other characters appear in this film.  While we don’t have Thor or Bruce Banner, Clint and Scott Lang show up.  And T’Challa (played by the late Chadwick Boseman) and Peter Parker (played in this universe by Tom Holland) are introduced.  Martin Freeman (Watson in BBC’s Sherlock and Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit trilogy) appears as Everett Ross.

The prologue of the film takes place in 1991 Russia, with the Winter Solider program, revealing a red book with a black star that holds information on the program, including the coded phrase that…activates, I guess you’d say, the solider.  Poor Bucky is screaming at one point, then chillingly responds in Russian to the phrase, “ready to comply,” showing that he’s no longer in control.  He carries out a mission involving a car crash and stealing a case.

Now, we’re in present day Lagos, and Steve’s team is on a mission to hunt down Rumlow.  They’ve brought Wanda with them, working on her training.  Rumlow’s after a biological weapon (and Sam gets to show off his new drone bird “Red Wing,” and some other tech).  [By the way, the guy holding the vial looked a bit familiar; because he’s played by Damion Poitier (who was the Incapacitator villain in the Lab Rats, Mighty Med crossover episode.]  When Rumlow faces off against Steve, he mentions Bucky as a way to distract Steve.  But Wanda is there to help get a bomb away, but it doesn’t work the best and the bomb takes out a corner of a building.  It is revealed that many of the ones killed were Wakandans and the king is unhappy and is now speaking to the UN.  Both Wanda and Steve blame themselves (and Vision decides to walk through a wall instead of an open door).

Tony’s speaking at MIT, demonstrating a project that can help people clear traumatic memories, using it to say goodbye to his parents like he never did.  And this is just a precursor to funding all the students’ projects.  But when it’s time to bring the head of the foundation out, Pepper is not there.  A mother confronts Tony in a hallway; her son was brilliant, but won’t get the funding because he was killed in Sokovia; and she holds Tony responsible.

Tony meets up with the rest of the team, inviting along the new Secretary of State, Ross (that guy who hates the Hulk).  Ross admits that the world owes the Avengers an unpayable debt, but now people are disagreeing with the destruction the Avengers leave in their wake, and taking battles into other countries.  So, 117 countries of the United Nations have put together the Sokovia Accords, to restrict the Avengers’ powers and supervision.   A panel will decide when and where the Avengers deploy.  The team has three days to sign; if not, they will be forced to retire.  The team begins splitting.  Tony and Rhodey are all for signing; agreeing they need to be held accountable, while Steve feels that they are giving up their right to choose.  Vision points out there may be a causality going on; since Tony revealed himself as Iron Man, there has been an uptick in enhanced individuals coming on the scene and major disasters happening.  While Tony argues they need put in check, Steve argues that the safest hands for this situation are their own.

Meanwhile, in Cleveland, the old Winter Soldier handler is attacked, by Zemo, and asked about the December 1991 mission.  Zemo claims the red book.

The Avengers’ argument is interrupted by Steve getting notified that Peggy Carter has passed away.  He’s a casket bearer at the funeral in London, accompanied by Sam.  Even Nat comes to pay her respects and comfort Steve.  They also find out that his apartment neighbor, Kate, is actually Peggy’s niece, Sharon Carter.  Peggy was a huge role model to live up to, so Sharon never revealed her relation.  She also gives a pointed eulogy that Peggy cautioned “compromise where you can.  Where you can’t don’t.  Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is right.  Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye and say No, you move.”

Natasha informs Steve that Tony, Rhodey, and Vision have all signed the Accords.  Clint is retired, and Nat will sign to keep everyone together.  Steve tells her he can’t.  Natasha attends the meeting at the UN in Vienna, meeting King T’Chaka and Prince T’Challa of Wakanda.  There’s an explosion while T’Chaka is speaking and T’Challa tries to get to his father, but he is killed.  The news reports that James Barnes is a suspect.  T’Challa intends to find Bucky, but Steve wants to find him first.  Sharon Carter helps out and Sam follows Steve.  They find Bucky in Bucharest [Sebastian Stan spoke his native Romanian language in the market scene] and Steve helps out when the special forces invade Bucky’s apartment.  Bucky insists he’s not going to kill anyone; he doesn’t do that anymore.  The Black Panther shows up on the roof of his apartment, and they take the fight to the streets, chasing each other, eventually causing an explosion and getting caught by Rhodey and the police and arrested.

Bucky remains a prisoner, and Sam and Steve have to turn in their weapons and suits, but manage to stay out of a jail cell.  On their drive, T’Challa explained that the Black Panther is the guardian of Wakanda.  They’re introduced to Everett Ross.  Tony tries to convince Steve again to sign the Accords (after confirming that he and Pepper are taking a break; to Steve’s disappointment, he was hoping Tony was going to announce her pregnancy).  Tony insists they need Steve; he doesn’t want to see him gone.  And Tony feels that he is doing what has to be done in order to stave off worse.  Both men cannot stop being who they are.  Steve still won’t sign.

Zemo, masquerading at the psychologist, beings to ask Bucky questions.  When the lights go out (thanks to an EMP he planted elsewhere in the city), he rattles off the code words to activate Bucky.  Then he escapes and Bucky fights the Avengers, without their suits.  Even T’Challa goes after him (and they all show off how well they fight even without their suits.)  Bucky makes it to a helicopter, but Steve pulls it back down.  It falls and takes them both into the water.  This time, Steve pulls Bucky out.  Zemo heads to Moscow.  When Bucky wakes up, he remembers old Steve; then tells them that Zemo wanted to know about Siberia.  And bombshell, Bucky is not the only Winter Soldier.  Sam and Steve realize that with the split in the Avengers, they have less help than normal; they don’t think they can go to Tony, or even if we wanted to help if he could, with the Accords controlling his actions.  But, Sam knows a guy (remember the stinger to Ant-Man?)

Secretary Ross goes to Tony and Tony insists that he brings in Bucky and Steve.  Ross gives him 36 hours.  Nat and Tony both have ideas on who can help.  Nat’s idea is downstairs.  Tony’s in in Queens.  A teenage kid that Tony has figured out is Spider-Man.  He intends to upgrade Peter’s suit and convinces him to come to Germany with Tony, though they can’t tell Aunt May why.  Peter protests because he has homework, but Tony just rolls his eyes [and Robert’s comment in the scene, “I’m going to sit here, move your leg,” was because Tom forgot the blocking, but it worked well in the scene, so they kept it.]

Next, Clint enters the Avengers compound to retrieve Wanda, who has been instructed to remain inside by Tony, watched over by Vision.  Wanda and Vision have created a friendship, so they don’t want to hurt each other, but Clint has to hold him off in order to get Wanda out, making a crack about coming out of retirement for this.  Then Wanda stops Vision so she can leave and they can help Steve.  She’s decided that while she can’t control other people’s fear, she can control hers.  So the teams both head to an airport and lineups are revealed.  Scott Lang joins Clint, Wanda, Sam, and Bucky with Steve.  While Vision, Rhodey, Natasha, T’Challa, and Peter side with Tony.  Steve tries to explain, and Nat quips “do you really want to punch your way out?”  Tony accuses Steve of tearing the Avengers apart.  The fight starts (and yes, it is pretty cool, even though we wish they really weren’t fighting.)  Ultimately, Steve’s goal is to get him and Bucky out of there, and Clint agrees that the rest of them won’t get out.  Scott grows gargantuan at one point, grabbing Rhodey, to which Tony says “give me back my Rhodey.”  It is also hilarious that Peter’s idea is to treat him like an AT-AT from Hoth in Empire Strikes Back (and of course, the teenager calls this all old).  And hey, it works.  Peter also gets to face off against Steve and there’s a little New York rivalry going on.  Nat holds off T’Challa to let Steve and Bucky through, then Sam dodges a shot from Vision, which then hits Rhodey.  Rhodey crashes to the ground, Tony landing shortly after him, followed by Sam, who is concerned for the other man.  Steve and Bucky fly off.

Those who opposed Tony are locked up on a prison in the middle of the ocean, Clint and Scott very angry, and Sam still shows concern about Rhodey.  Tony has found out that Steve’s story of Bucky’s innocence holds some ground (they found the murdered phycologist’s body), and he wants to help.  So Sam gives him an idea where to go.  He finds Steve and Bucky in the bunker, and the dead soldiers.  But Zemo has loaded a video for Tony to watch.  That mission that Bucky took in December of 1991, that caused a car crash?  That was Howard and Maria Stark and the video shows Bucky killing them.  Which understandably gets Tony angry and Steve of course tries to defend his friend, but he also reveals that he had found out before Tony and never told him.  While Tony goes after Steve and Bucky, T’Challa stalks Zemo.  Zemo confirms that he wanted to destroy the Avengers and figured the best way was to pit them against each other.  T’Challa stops the other man from committing suicide; while T’Challa will not allow himself to be ruled by vengeance any longer, he will not let Zemo get away so easily: “the living are not done with you yet.”

There’s a pause in the fight between Steve, Tony, and Bucky, and Steve cautions Tony that this fight won’t change what happened.  Tony doesn’t care, Bucky killed his mom [note that he’s more upset over his mom’s death; but we know that Tony has a complicated relationship with Howard; he even admitted to Steve earlier that because of Howard’s obsession with Captain America, Tony grew up hating him.]  Tony attacks again.  When Bucky sees Steve in trouble, he picks up the shield and attacks Tony.  The two trade off on the shield until Bucky goes for Tony’s arc reactor.  Tony blasts off Bucky’s metal arm.  Steve’s furious now and trades blows with Tony.  He kneels in front of Bucky, telling Tony “he’s my friend.”  He won’t abandon him.  Well, Tony though he was Steve’s friend as well.  Tony tells Steve to stay down.  Of course, Steve’s not the person to stay down.  He gets back up, quipping “I can do this all day.”  Tony lines up a shot, but Bucky distracts him, which then allows Steve to grab Tony, then pummel him, grabbing his shield, smashing the arc reactor (at least instead of Tony’s unprotected head).  Tony yells for Steve to drop the shield.  Steve complies and helps Bucky out, leaving Tony behind.

Tony returns to the compound to help Rhodey with leg braces, and receives a package from Steve [delivered by Stan Lee, calling Tony “Stank”], containing a letter and phone in case Tony ever needs him.  The Avengers are more Tony’s family and Steve’s going to stick with Bucky.  Steve also retrieves his teammates from the Raft prison, then is allowed sanctuary in Wakanda (probably because T’Challa is making up for going after Bucky, who he knows is now innocent.)  Bucky also allows the Wakandans to put him back in cyro until they can get the Winter Soldier training out of his head.  The final stinger in the credits is May bringing Peter some ice due to the bruise from getting hit by Steve, a guy from Brooklyn, Peter admits.  And, he’s got some new tech.

I am not going to dissect the argument over the Accords between the two sides because I feel they should have found a third alternative.  They should have tried to figure out how to keep the team together.  If Steve and Tony were better at communicating with each other, they may have not gotten in a fight.  Of course Steve is going to protect Bucky; Bucky had his back all those years when Steve was a weaker man, he’s going to return the favor.  And yes, Steve should have told Tony about the attack on his parents; because keeping quiet on that stuff in order to “protect” someone never works out.  And all parties involved are lucky that the worst that happened during that big face off was Rhodey getting injured (most likely paralyzed to a degree); someone could have gotten killed.  Tony, Steve, and Bucky were certainly going for the jugular in their last fight.  Yes, they’re humans and have emotions and reactions, but they’re also grown-ups and heroes, and we just end up disappointed in them by the end of the film.

On a more positive note, I enjoyed the new characters who were introduced (who later get spectacular solo films).  Peter is adorable, chatting through his fight, because he’s supposed to be this nerdy teenager who’s just pumped to be around all these heroes.  And the airport fight sequence is admittedly cool.

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